COWBOY/COWGIRL NAMES ARE TRENDING

Water's here from the water's wake up call or chicken rug burn.

That was my cowboy name this morning and I was chatting with genuine cow girl Carrie from Dicert and asking her a couple of very important questions like where in Tarnation is Tarnation?

Where is that?

It is down below

Texas.

It is.

Tarnation is.

We're just

gonna leave it there.

Radio, we'll just leave that there and moving on to question number two.

Have you heard about the super cows?

The super cows?

Well, they say the Chinese have cloned these super cows.

As far as what they do to make them super, I don't know.

But apparently they give twice as much milk.

But how do you think the Chinese cowboys make that happen?

I gotta say, there's gotta be lots of weird chemicals in there.

We'd almost got money on that.

Maybe carnation, you know?

The instant milk just becomes something there in their belly.

And you know what?

You know where

the... What?

You said you know what I said chicken

butt That's my favorite cowgirl joke is what daddy is But do you know where that stuff comes from the the carnation?

No tarnation?

Oh, yeah, my bad tarnation instant milk is going on with them Chinese cows

Howdy partner howdy how you doing there cowboy?

I'm doing good right on Dave Dutton Dave Dutton.

Well, how are you?

I'm doing good.

Straight from Yellowstone.

Yep, I go by Durango Days.

Well then that's what I'll call you.

Yeah, I'm part of the Apple Dumpling Gang.

Which

one are you, the dopey one or the dumb one?

Wow, that's a toss

though.

I thought you were going to say those are fatten words.

No, I never fight.

No, that's good.

I run.

Yeah, me too.

That's why I call myself Chicken Rugburn.

That's

right.

Yeah, man.

Love

your show,

buddy.

Thank you, Puddin.

I mean Durango Dave.

Have a good one.

Sky Blue

Water.

Actually, it's not Sky Blue Water today.

You have to call me by my cowboy name.

Rooster Cogwell.

No, it goes along with Rooster Cogburn, but I'm not as cool as John Wayne, so I'm Chicken Rugburn.

All the years I watched the cowboy shows, gun smoke, riflemen, bonanza, they all sat around a campfire and ate beans.

And I could never figure out why there wasn't any tooting going on.

And then came out the greatest movie of all time.

Yes.

So stupid fart noises.

But in context, sitting around the fire, eating beans.

I

told they ever ate was

beans.

Yeah.

And I'm sure Mel Brooks was thinking exactly what you were thinking.

They're always eating beans.

Why aren't you hearing the farting and people complaining about the smell?

And

tell you what, you bring up some of the crazy stuff and your mind to go back to their memories and just make you laugh like crazy.

Yeah.

Yeah, I

am

yes, sir.

Yes, sir cowboy Jerry here cowboy Jerry was gotta be Jerry cowboy Jerry There it is like if you had to pick a cowboy's kind of last name, what would you pick?

You know, I thought about that a lot

You

can't beat any names like John Wayne and Roy Rogers and all them, so anything else you'd just be trying to copy.

How about this?

Cowboy Jerry Duke.

There you go.

We'll go

with that.

Just heard you talk about a cowgirl name.

Yeah.

All right.

My nickname is Susie, so I guess it would be Saddlesore Susie.

Oh, that is a great one.

I challenge any cowgirl to beat that one.

Saddlesore

Susie.

I used to ride horses when I was a young kid, and I haven't been on one for a long time, so I know that there would be saddle sores.

Oh, there would have to be.

Yeah.

Yeah, you'd have to build up calluses there, so.

Or

pillows.

Or pillows.

Maybe I could

just put a couple of pillows on there.

Yeah, yeah.

Soft, soft saddle sores, Susie.

Morning.

Howdy.

Yeah, yeah.

Day 11's.

Wow.

Yeah.

That's quite a, uh, a cowboy claim to fame.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So what were they, uh, what was he like?

Seems like

he'd be a nice guy.

Down

to

earth?

That is very cool.

Absolutely.

Thanks for that.

And, uh, of course, happy trails.

Hi, Mike.

How are you?

Oh, I'm doing good.

I just want to tell you, I drive truck and I come up through the quarter once a while.

This week's been one of the weeks I come up through here and driving is hours of boredom interspersed with moments of terror.

I suppose, yeah.

But I just want to tell you, I appreciate what you do.

It makes my day when I ride up through here and listen to your show.

And just wanted to tell you, I appreciate what you do.

Thank you for that.

Where are you from?

Drive from Clinton.

OK.

Thanks for what you do.

Well, I appreciate it.

It takes everybody doing

it.

That's right.

What was your

name?

Jim!

Jim, it's funny, my topic today is cowboy cowgirl names and when you say Jim, I can only think of Gene Wilder from Blazing Saddles.

Oh yeah,

that's

my

favorite.

I'm Jim, some people call me.

Jim, you're the truck and cowboy.

I ended our cowboy and cowgirls show this morning delivering some words of wisdom if you'd like to hear them.

The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.

No, hold on.

That's from a brother.

Hang on now.

Let's see here.

Don't don't dig for water.

under an outhouse.

That is very good advice.

And if you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on unless you landed on a cactus.

Then you have to roll around and scream in pain a little bit.

And you know, the quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your back pocket.

Oh, I like that one.

And when in doubt, let your horse do the thinking.

No.

That

could lead to trouble.

All right, I'll leave you with that then.

Yeah.

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