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Hey, it's waters from the waters wake up call.

Hope you're enjoying your weekend and I had a blast kicking it off with you on Friday

I

hope you're not sliding around a little bit.

Where are you driving right now where it's a little

slick?

Is

Whoville anywhere near there?

Home of the Teenage Wasteland, I believe.

There you go.

How about

Elvis Presley here?

Come Santa Claus.

I wonder if Santa Claus Lane is slick.

Have you been down Santa Claus Lane?

It's near Whoville, I believe.

Took me about 45 minutes to do a 20 minute drive last night.

There were probably drunk reindeer all over the place.

Everywhere.

Every one of them was Blitzen.

And had a big red nose, of course.

That's the reindeer whiskey nose.

Magnificent.

You know,

I was also telling you this morning about how they're thinking about banning TikTok.

But I thought, come on, we can find something better than TikTok to ban, can't

we?

Happy Friday to

you.

They

should dedicate some awful country way off away from where we are.

Put them all together.

Get them all cars and phones and they can all just text and drive and not look both ways before heading out into traffic and then thinning of the herd.

Oh my gosh.

That's why you are the

Professor, you come up with these great ideas.

I just love them.

I know.

I keep writing my congressmen and congresswomen and all of these, and they don't take me seriously.

I never hear back from them.

That's just wrong.

Well, if you run for congress or president, you should, just for the purpose that my ideas can be heard and the world would be

a better place.

Keep it up, you're doing good.

Man of politics, haven't I seen it until two weeks before election?

Oh, I think we're all in agreement on that one.

Yeah, ban the political ads until two weeks before the election, or a week, or two days, or just, they'll just have an hour on the day before, maybe.

You know, something else, what we need is some kind of a filter.

You know, at least if you vote early, there's some kind of a filter on your television that will take off the campaign ads, because they don't matter to you anymore.

Yeah, you know what?

I'm working on that actually.

I've gotten a hold of my congressman.

Not that they're getting back to me, but I'm working on it.

I guess I just would rather see what they hold on and how they feel about certain issues and be done with it.

Yeah, yeah.

Truthful kinds of things.

Facts.

And not just what they're saying about the other guy or lady or...

All of that mud slinging or the BS or you never know who to believe so yeah, I agree with that man We should we should have something like that going on if we're gonna hear it at all.

Yep.

Yeah Amen brother.

Amen.

Thanks for that

Good morning.

Well, Agnes, how are you?

Merry Christmas season 2-ya.

Hi.

How are you?

What's happening?

Been a while.

It

has been.

Yes.

It has been a while.

Yes.

Yes.

It's been quite a while,

actually.

What have you been doing, eh?

Have you been busy?

Yes.

Yes.

Doing

what, pray tell?

Working and...

working and living.

Those are two-thirds of the trifecta.

We can't mention what the trifecta third is because of, you know, FCC.

But anyway, moving right along, what would you ban if you could there, Agnes?

Well, I'd love to do away with, like, spam email, but I don't know that that's necessarily even a possible.

It's

just

everywhere.

It

really is.

I check my email and, like, maybe one email out of 75 is worth even looking

at.

That's a sad percentage right there.

Come on.

I'd actually rather eat spam than get another spam.

That's how much I hate the spam.

Pretty nasty.

I know.

I know.

It really is.

Spam is

nasty.

You probably didn't there.

Have you been to the spam museum?

No, I haven't.

And really the reason why, I did this contest one time at a different radio station and we called it spam and it had to do with special prizes and money, spam.

And we were giving away spam a lot tickets with all of this, the money python thing that was touring for a while.

And I thought it'd be fun to partner with them so I sent them an email and called them and they responded with

the long letter telling us what we could not do with spam.

And I mean this, they really put a bad taste in my mouth.

Yeah.

Yeah, on many levels.

The only reason I would go to the spam museum is just to say...

Oh my gosh, I went to the spam museum.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That would be the only reason I would go.

So

I'll bet they saved a can from their first batch of spam.

And I'll bet you still open that thing up and I'll bet it still just like it was when it came off the line.

That's disturbing.

Yeah, that's well, that's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

That's I think that's probably what that would be.

OK, yeah,

I'm going to pass.

All right.

Band spam of all kinds, foods, and emails.

I'm on board.

I have got a great band.

Yeah?

All

those spam calls you get.

Yes, and we've been discussing the spam.

Nobody wants... They're getting terrible.

Yes, the calls are terrible, and of course the meat is terrible, putting a bad taste in everybody's mouth.

The almost meat.

The near meat.

Yeah, we ought to fry them, too.

Fry up a little spam, and then we can fry up the collars, whether they're real people or bots.

Creepy.

It just drives me crazy.

It drives me crazy, too.

Although for me, probably more so than you, it's a very short drive to drive me.

Well,

I'm just around the

corner, so... Yeah, okay.

Well, I'll probably see you, because I think I'm going faster than you are.

OK.

All right.

Well, I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.

You're very

stupid.

Weekday mornings, 5.30 to

10.