Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
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Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included.
A great central downtown location.
One to five bedroom apartments.
And no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments.
Now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
you
know, I'm doing pretty good.
They're fellow Beatles fan.
What's up this fine morning this fine morning.
I have it.
I have a name.
Okay.
What's your chubby checker?
That's domino
name.
Are you Italian over there?
No.
Say it one more time.
Say it one more time.
The big good-bye, she-ball.
The big good-bye, she-ball.
You sure sound like you're an Italian.
I
like Italian food.
Oh, pasta.
Pasta, pasta, please.
That's right.
Yeah.
And that will get you big as a bodgy ball.
That's right.
If you're bad, you can't see outside.
because in my rear view mirror, the sun is coming out of the big, red, bocce ball.
And I'm looking straight at the big fruit while I think it's a full, white moon.
And it's just beautiful.
A what?
A white
moon?
Yeah, you know, how it's white in the sky.
Yes.
And
I think it's full or almost, well, it's probably past full since it has equas.
But it's really cool to look in my mirror and see the sun and look in front of me and see the moon.
And speaking of Italian food.
When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's an or a big a bunch of balls.
That must be it.
That must be what gave me the idea.
What's that?
That must be what gave me the idea.
It had to be.
It had to be.
It led me straight to it, Lord knows.
Yeah, you're really good at that.
I will say you, at the drop of a pin, you're just right on it.
That makes a good DJ.
Oh, well, thank you.
It's the medication, I'm sure.
Are
you called a DJ anymore?
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
Or radio announcer.
But when you hear radio announcer, you think somebody like this.
Yeah.
But I don't like talking like that.
That's just phony.
It's phony baloney.
It's funny.
It's phony, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
And again, baloney, Italian food.
All right,
guys, what are you gonna have for lunch?
Maybe I'll have a bunch of ball of sandwich.
Anyway, you have a good day.
Well,
good
morning, Mr. Waters.
How are we doing today?
Well, Bremer County, big man.
You know, I'm doing pretty good.
How are you?
Been a while.
Oh, yeah, been busy, you know.
You know, I'm not sure Bremer County, big man, but I think you were intending some profanity there.
Yeah, I was.
I admire.
Your self-editing skills.
Yeah, I caught myself.
It's early, but it's like, oh, there it is.
Yeah.
So what's up, man?
What's going on?
Well, I just, you know, the way into this today, and I thought with your name, I had to chuckle because, you know, an enormous craps would be probably what they'd have to call me.
Enormous craps?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
So enormous playing off the the fat synonym like that's domino chubby checker so enormous And then and then like shooting craps enormous cracks.
Well, you can take that in two ways I mean there was a pun intended.
Oh,
I understand No, when you called and you said enormous craps I got two different meetings in my head and I knew that
Well, I'm telling you, I'm not gonna call you Bremer County big man anymore.
I'm gonna call you Bremer County enormous craps from now
on.
That knows me, knows I'm full of it.
You've proven it time and time again here, so.
Oh yeah, I just like to have fun.
What else is there to do?
You gotta have some fun, otherwise you'd cry all the time.
I know.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's not do that.
Let's be our fun loving selves.
All right.
Well, hey, enormous craps.
Thanks for calling, and you have a great day.
I
will, and you do the same, sir.
Hey, I've got one.
Chunky Chess.
Chunky Chess?
Oh, that's good.
That really rolls off the tongue.
Chunky Chess.
Yep, I love to play chess.
And of course, I'm a little on the chunkier side, so...
Not to mention that everybody loves chunky soup.
But there you
go.
I love it.
Chunky Chess.
Checkmate on that one, I'd have to say.
Hey, I got one for your Wandom Wednesday.
All right.
Oversize operation.
Oversize...
that's pretty good.
Oh, well, there we go.
Well, then it just fits
you.
All right.
Well, thanks for that oversized operation.
And you know, I'd also like to thank you for your financial help.
I don't know if you heard earlier this morning, but I won the lottery
for bucks.
I've been in an office pool and with our winnings, we now have to hire a financial planner to help us figure out what to do with the 28 cents we
each one
see that's the problem when you go in with other people I get the full $4 Warren
Buffett will tell you that if you invest it properly and live long enough you could turn it into some real money
I'd have to be able to afford Warren Buffett if he would take half that for a fee and then tell me how to invest the other two
he will tell you to buy an index mutual fund of the S&P 500 as long as you live you know like a thousand years you'll turn it into some real money
yeah I don't think I'm gonna live a thousand years
So you know what?
I'm just going to take my $4 and I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to get that Colgate extra clean toothbrush, soft toothbrush for adult six pack.
I'll have three and Mrs. Waters will have three.
And you probably won't have to buy a toothbrush for six to nine months.
That's the benefit.
I'll save dental bills.
It's an investment.
There you go.
Yes.
You have a great
day.
Weekday mornings, 5.30 to
10.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
apartment?