Hey waters here from the waters wake up called dr. Waters was in this tunes day morning writing to inscriptions for tunes that cure what's alien yet I know a lot of medical terms like stat or The white line is for loading and unloading.
No, that was when I was working at the airport
Dr. Water, I'm just cold.
Hey, I'm a doctor, not a coat, or a... I'm a doctor, not a space heater.
There you go.
I think that's enough for you.
Maybe some bad medicine will warm me
up.
Well, I hate to be the one to tell you, but it's illegal if I let you just tune-scribe anything you want.
That's against the, uh, hypocritical oath, I believe.
So, I'm gonna write you a tune-scription myself.
But it is.
It's a little too early to be this cold on October 18th.
Can't work outside all day.
You stay warm.
Do you have...
I got a
hoodie and a coat.
You probably don't need the 18 layers yet.
Yeah,
I can still feel my face.
That's good.
That's good.
Dr. Waters, I don't know if I want you to...
Why?
I have a bad case of loving you.
Oh, I don't.
I want you to keep on loving me.
If I may write myself a tune description for Oreo Speedwagon.
Well, there
we go.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
You weirdo.
We can problem
the Speedwagon.
Yeah, doctor, doctor, I just want to keep on loving you.
You know, if you had problems in the bedroom, I could tune scribe, keep on loving you.
It's kind of my version of Viagra.
Well, you know, sometimes that goes hand in hand with...
That's true.
I broke my back.
You broke your back?
Yeah.
Did you step on a crack?
No.
No, that's your mother.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting confused now.
So what happened?
Well, I want to say it's because the Vikings won.
They're just doing so well this season.
What were you jumping up and down in celebration?
Fowled down
and cracked my back.
What would be good for a broken back?
The boys are back.
No, that's not quite what you need.
Back me up.
No, I don't even know a song called Back Me Up.
Maybe a little
Purple rain can help because of the Vikings and the healing rain.
You know, rain has healing properties as well as music.
I did get wet yesterday when walking out there trying to make sure I didn't fall down.
Yeah,
OK.
It was kind of nice.
That's the one to do.
All right.
After seeing the first snowflake last night, I was thinking that we need something to heal early season cold weather blues.
Let me ask you, first of all, where in the hell did you see your first flake yesterday?
There was some snowflakes coming down last night here in Waterloo.
Oh snowflakes.
Yeah,
I thought you were talking other kinds of flakes downtown.
Oh, yeah, no, there's other flakes.
But no, I'm talking about snowflakes.
Okay.
Something about sunshine.
Yeah, and warmth.
We should
warm anything like that.
All right.
Well, you were blue about the flakes.
So I guess, you know, now I'm blue about the flakes because I didn't even know about the flakes.
So I know just the to inscription for you, my friend.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Oh,
there you go.
Kokomo would probably cure everything about a snowflake.
Are
you a doctor yourself or...
Dumb
truck driver.
Those are the worst.
I'm kidding, of course.
Maybe I don't usually let people write their own to inscriptions, but maybe for a dumb truck driver.
I'll make that happen.
Well, I get told I'm number one at least a couple times a day.
Oh, bitch, you do.
But I'd never, I'd never say that.
I'd say you're number two.
So I'll give you the peace sign.
There you go.
I need something to warm us up.
You know, my toonscription has to be either light my fire by the doors.
Nope, I don't do that.
I could get arrested for having you write your own toonscription.
Well, I think it's the hypocritic oath or something.
Of course it is.
Or hypocritical.
Or the world of Arthur Brown.
What did I just say?
What did I just say?
Who's the doctor here?
Well, let me see what I can do for you.
Well, I hope you can.
All right.
Well, let me get to work on that.
So you're still over there at Old MacDonald's Pharma?
I think it's
on 13th and EIEIO Avenue?
You didn't know Old MacDonald had a pharmacy, did you?
How could you make a joke?
This is Old MacDonald,
man!
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Hey waters here from the waters wake up call boy.
I'll tell you it was Wanda Monium this Wanda Wednesday morning.
Oh good.
I love Wanda factoids on Wanda Wednesday.
Let's hear it.
First video game ever.
Well, I would say Pong, but I'll bet
you'll say it's something
else.
Older than Pong.
Older than Pong.
Well, you know, I
know they had some like way before 1953.
Pac-Man.
No, of course not.
What
is
it?
Winky Dink.
Winky Dink.
What was
What was the video game?
It was a kid TV show that was on from 53 to 57 Saturday mornings.
Okay.
And gimmick was it was built as the first interactive TV show.
You had a magic drawing screen, piece of vinyl plastic that would stick to the TV screen via static electricity.
Yeah.
And then you got a set of crayons with it.
At every scene in the Winky Dink short film, Winky would arrive on a scene that contained a connected box fixture that you could draw in on the
and get a clue for the next week's episode.
Some random video game history, that's cool.
You know what Einstein
said?
He said a lot of things, I know.
But
what in
particular did he say?
The opposite of gravity is levity.
Our purpose in life is to make light of ourselves.
Dr. Waters,
good morning.
Good morning, good morning.
I
can still feel my face today.
This must be the rental guy.
United rentals.
United rentals,
yes, that's what I meant.
God, I'm an idiot.
No, don't argue with
me.
I know you're not.
I argue enough with my woman.
I'll bet you'd argue with you about that.
Stop calling me your woman.
I'm not your woman.
Why does it always have to be about money, Dr. Waters?
Because that's what makes the world go round, man.
three jobs.
Three jobs.
So United Rental, what are the other two?
T.J.
Moina.
They do the road work out there off of Highway 30 and then I do general meals on the weekend.
Now I know why you call her your woman.
You don't see her enough to remember her name.
that
I
with
my
lovely lady waiting there for me,
Mrs.
Waters at Waters Manor.
I forgot
there was
another Manors, but you're right.
My husband and I taught our kids that you always say, please, thank you.
We've noticed over the last couple years that it doesn't matter.
You know what?
I think probably every human being listening right now totally agrees with you.
What did happen to Manors?
You have to.
Those kids, some of the way they dress, it's like, pull your pants.
Yeah, put your hat
on, front words, boy.
What are you doing, boy?
I'm
just melting cows freezing with that,
yeah.
Are you milking ice cream?
It's got to be ice cream or at least slushies today.
I know.
You know what?
It is stupid, and I'm gonna call Mother Nature and tell her, come on.
It's October 19th.
It ain't like January 12th or
something.
I mean, what you're talking about is a real serious problem.
Yeah.
You know, my son's like 23 years old and he's home helping me farm.
It's hard to find a girl, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'll
bet.
It's
hard to find a girlfriend and you just go and do all the bars with no girls there.
It's not easy for them young people to find a good partner that you can trust.
Yeah, how do you meet people these days?
I don't even know.
I've forgotten how to make friends.
You know, and I don't know if this is a thing anymore, but you know, it happens a lot on sitcoms.
picking up opposite sex grocery store, like a young single mic, you know, rolling his grocery cart around, you know, looking for love.
God, I don't know.
I don't know how that would be now, you know, especially, it'd be really awkward, especially around like the melons.
Haven't had a little random reminiscing about you and I and paper routes when you're a kid
exposed
to big kid
stuff
Well
do
tell.
I was already down the
screen.
Oh yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure they were both pipped off.
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