Water's here from the water's wake-up call.
I never know what we're gonna talk about on Wandom Wednesday.
Mr. Water!
God!
It's
my birthday today.
It's your birthday.
It's got to be 62 because I remember the first birthday that I remember when I was in Eastern Iowa.
We did a special 60th birthday.
So it's got to be 62.
It's 31
the second time.
Oh, 30.
OK.
And I got a farmer joke for you.
Oh, God.
What do you got
there,
Trunker Todd?
Well, this farmer, he was working in the barn one day and this car pulled up and that was a government car.
And this guy gets out and he says I'm here to inspect your farm He says inspect my farm for what he says well a lot of these farms they have Illegal weeds out there.
You know that they're supposed to be there,
you know, dude
Well, he says you can inspect all you want, but you can't go in that one field over there And he says well, why not?
He says well, you just don't want to go in that field over there He says well, you see this card.
He said this card says that I can go anywhere at any time
and the
I've got a random farmer joke for you.
Oh, good.
Let's hear it.
Went to college with a kid from Maine, and we all know farmers are known for their dry sense of humor.
Sure.
Here's the joke.
Two Maine farmers are standing in a country store.
One says to the other, my best cow died last night.
She'd never done that before.
So, so that's the main accent then?
Yeah.
Okay.
Thought I'd
ask.
It's so dry that the dust is accumulating.
Boy.
Well, I think it's, it's so dry it's actually causing a drought in every state of the union.
That's how dry that was.
Yeah.
Yep.
Never done that before.
You sound like the pet fridge farm guys.
Yeah.
Hey, I got a quick joke for you.
Well, Happy National Farmers Day, Farmer Dave, and I can't wait to hear a farmer's joke from an actual farmer.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
You know what I give up?
Ground beef.
Dave.
See, here I thought, a farmer's gotta have some great farmer's jokes.
But oh well.
It's
early in the morning, and I'm still asleep, driving through.
Oh, I'm just giving you a little guff there, Farmer Dave.
But you know, Alexa has some good farmer's jokes.
Let me hear Alexa.
Okay, Alexa, tell us some...
What
do you call a horse that lives next
door?
A
neighbor.
What do you get when you cross a robot with a tractor?
A
trans-farmer.
Where does the farmer take his pony when it gets sick?
Where?
The horse
spittle.
Happy National Farmers Day, Farmer Dave.
Hey, I appreciate it.
You have a good one.
Then part of this National Farmers Day this morning talking about the first farm aid.
I still got my ticket.
I got my poster and I actually got a shirt with all of the people that were on there because I see so much.
I couldn't remember.
Got it all framed and on the wall.
That had to be a pretty cool day.
Yeah, it was pouring down rain and
And I remember when John Cougar Mellon jamp come on, I'm like, who the hell is this guy?
The college kids with that.
But it turned out to be a beautiful day, the rain quit.
I never think so many buses, so many limos.
I mean, so many people are gone now.
Johnny Cash, Stevie King.
To beat that and cross so many artists off your bucket list would be just amazing anyway.
It sure was.
And it'd be cool if you can to share a picture of the ticket and the poster and the t-shirt.
I'll have to wait till this weekend.
I'm in Cedar Rapids.
I stay up here during the week.
I always listen to you when I'm in Cedar Rapids.
And thanks for
that.
I love your bright side and take the granddaughter to school every morning.
And we always think, always look on that bright side of
life.
Yay!
Well, it's from up north now this morning, talking about something that's random out of my head.
Okay, well, I'll tell you what, Mr. Northman, it's WANDOM today, because it's WANDOM Wednesday, don't you know?
Yes, I'm gonna say a WANDOM thing.
Okay, well, let's hear your
WANDOM.
I'm curious.
My WANDOM thing is that we're wondering if we're going to now have pumpkin spice ludifest for this Christmas
season.
Oh, I hope not.
I hope not.
What do you- What do you think?
What do you think about that?
I mean, now did it, uh, randomly hit you in the
head.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You know, but I thought maybe they were gonna do that this year.
Yeah,
I hope not because you know it ain't Ludovisk and unless it has that terrible rank smell you see I know yeah Ludovisk, you
know if you can spice with everything
but not the Ludovisk if you've ever seen the the Monty Python spam sketch Have you ever seen that probably years ago?
Well, they put spam and everything just like pumpkin spice these days.
I can understand that.
Yeah.
Yeah, well
That randomly hit me in the head, so I thought I'd add that to your Ludifest.
Absolutely.
Ludifest,
yeah.
No.
Pumpkin spice in Ludifest gets no longer Ludifest.
No kissing.
Nope.
So if we hear anything about pumpkin spice, we gotta put the kibosh on it.
You got it.
Pumpkin spice dill pickle spears.
Pumpkin spice toothpaste.
Pumpkin spice window cleaner.
Pumpkin spice sardines.
Pumpkin spice ranch dressing.
And pumpkin spice AA
alkaline batteries.
Today morning's 5.30 to
10.