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TuNesDay: Sing-Along Tunes

The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Thu Oct 6, 2022

Waters here from the Waters Wake Up Call had nothing but a blast this Tuesday morning talking sing-along tunes.

Ah, a little Eric Clapton wonderful tonight.

There you

go.

Is this Ding Dong?

It is me in person.

Well, not in person.

Right.

Usually I've been reading you via text.

Yeah, well... So is Wonderful Tonight the song you like to sing along to?

It is.

Do you have a favorite person you like to sing it to?

Well, it depends on if I'm with my girlfriend

or my wife.

Why did I expect that answer from you?

Your girlfriend or your wife?

Yeah.

I actually should say way to go Ding Dong!

Yeah, there you go!

Alright, Ding Dong knock

knock, who's there?

It's Ding Dong!

That's right!

Evan!

I don't sing it to them both at the same time

though.

Gosh, at least you're smart Ding Dong.

Yeah, well...

John Denver, Rocky Mountain High.

Definitely.

Everybody knows all the words about it.

And I'm not thinking

that.

You know John Denver, huh?

I know Rintz says I think that I got to have the same karaoke once, about 10 seconds in.

She's like, cut it off, cut it

off.

Well, if your girlfriend doesn't think you sing well, then that's probably got to be true.

Maybe I'd have to be Rocky Mountain High to want to hear you sing.

Really high.

Tell me games and sandals.

money money

yeah

we could shake it money money what do you think that line means

I'm not sure but you're in any bar or restaurant and it comes on people are singing

with yep it's one of those songs

yes and it should be higher than Madonna's

I agree have a super day let's go out singing money money wait get shake it good morning mr. waters how we

doing

Well,

I'm doing pretty good there, Bremer County Big Man.

What is up with you this fine morning?

came in to work a little early and can't work all day if you don't start in the morning.

That's so obvious, but you know, I never thought of that.

Usually I'd say drink, but you know...

Now,

speaking of drinking in the morning, you know, I'll bet you've got a really good singing voice, you know, especially when you're drunk.

I always tell everybody in karaoke, the more you drink, the better I sound.

Yes, and the better you think you sound.

Right.

So you do karaoke.

What is your number one sing-along tune?

Everybody's got to sing Moni Moni.

That's coming in at number two now.

I've had so many calls and texts about Moni Moni.

Right.

So the Moni Moni is your sing-along tune, but that's not your karaoke tune?

Food I'm in, you know.

I'm sure you're a real performer out there at the karaoke.

Well, it might not be a sight to see, but there's a lot of me to see.

There you go.

Bremer County Big Man, the round mound of sound.

Sweet Caroline even if you don't sing along with the rest of the song if you don't go bop bop You need to be taken to some kind of a rubber room.

I think

Exactly.

Yeah, do you sing along from beginning to end or are you the bop bop bop guy?

I do it all you do it.

You do it all All right sing it sweet Caroline bop bop Awesome.

Hi Mike

Hello.

My favorite thing along.

We built this city.

You know what city they're

talking

about and we built this city?

No, I don't.

What?

Waverly.

Why?

Okay.

Yeah, that may or may

not be true.

Okay, we have a great day.

We built this township on rock and

roll.

Waverly no less.

Believe

it.

Good morning.

Good

morning.

How

are ya?

Fine, Mr. Waters.

Well, fantastic.

Who am I talking to?

This is Tammy.

What's up, Tammy?

What's going on this morning?

Betty Davis' eyes.

that your sing-along song?

Yes, it is.

Sing a Little Forest.

She wets your appetite when

she takes you home.

Uh-huh.

I'm sorry.

No!

That was the best version of Betty Davis eyes I've ever heard.

Tammy, it was.

It was.

Oh, okay, Mr. Waters.

Just go ahead and believe me, okay?

Remember the song Conjunction Junction?

Oh yeah!

Yeah, Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Yep, that's it.

Nobody has brought up a schoolhouse rock tune.

I think that's awesome.

That's a great one.

Like I said, you just got them playing the Oscar Meyer one,

and I

thought, there's my ticket, I gotta call it.

You know what?

I mean, we really could include everything with lyrics and a melody.

Doesn't matter if it's a commercial, if it's a schoolhouse rock.

if it's a TV theme, whatever.

Okay.

We gotta hear a little Schoolhouse Rock this morning.

Yeah,

we can't be done until Schoolhouse Rock has played.

That's right, sir.

Mike Waters, it's Fish from Decora.

How

you doing?

Fish, good.

How are you?

Been a while.

Yeah, it has.

Yeah, what's up, man?

Oh, I got a song that I think I like to sing along to.

Well, what is this particular tune, Fish?

Um, I'm having trouble with the name Stray Cat.

Right on.

That was fun to sing along with.

You know it is.

It's not one that instantly comes to mind as a sing-along tune, but black and orange stray cats sittin' on a fence.

Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent.

I'm flat

broke,

but I don't care.

I strut right, but I don't care.

It's fun.

Yeah, it is.

You're right.

I don't think I've ever sung along to that.

I didn't even know if I knew the words, but there we go.

We both knew the words.

Oh, yeah.

That's my two cents for the day.

Today morning's 5.30 to

10.

Hey, it's waters from the waters wake.

I've called we were doing everything this morning, of course It was national random acts of poetry day.

So we were doing poetry.

We were getting funky.

We were doing random Wednesday Let's

hear some

break out.

I don't know if there's a funkier song ever written

in the whole wide world

We interrupt this program with, you know, random acts of, uh, whatnot.

Poetry.

Poetry, no.

Poetry.

Oh, that's

our

Wandom Act of Poetry bulletin.

You gotta do a poem right here or right now or we're all gonna ridicule ya.

Yeah, my poem is, walk your dog, kick your cat.

Trainer truckins, where is

that?

You know, I love that.

Other than the kick your cat, you're a mean man.

But other than that, I liked it.

You can't knock the cat on

a funky, funky

day.

Walking your dog is fine.

Mary Mack dressed in black, silver buttons up and down her back.

How-oh, uh, miss a toe.

She broke her needle now.

She can't sew walking the dog.

I'm just

a walking the dog.

Well, if you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how

to walk your

dog.

When

you talk about the sun behind you and the rainbow beside you in the middle of the pouring rain, I think we have to turn that into a funky, random act of poetry.

We interrupt this program with, you know, random acts of, uh, whatnot.

All

right, well, I guess I gotta do this now,

huh?

All right, we gotta sound cool and funky and drop a beat.

Off to the dentist not looking forward to the pain.

Behind me is sunshine.

I'm in the middle of the rain.

Maybe once that drilling stops, the rain will too.

And now comes that rainbow and the sky will turn blue.

It's horrible, literally, and existentially.

Hello, Michael.

It's me, Sharpie.

Hello!

Yo, Sharpie!

How funky is Sharpie today on

a scale of 1 to

funky 10?

I'm feeling mad at him.

Mad at Funky.

Funky

in the job.

Funky in the job.

You were speaking when I was speaking and I, I don't hear well with cacophony.

Ooh,

cacophony, good word.

Very

funky word, cacophony.

Funky.

Funky funky.

I wish I did.

Well, what do you have?

The area to try to

reach

Aberwock.

Yes, of course.

It's a load of nonsense.

It totally is.

Yeah, but it's fun.

And that's what makes it so totally funky.

Yes.

Do you know any of the Jabberwocky, the Jabberwock?

Yeah.

Hey,

that was, I think, the sequel, wasn't it?

Because that was nonsense.

just goes like

that.

How are you doing today?

I'm doing good.

How are you?

I'm doing fine.

Right on, right on.

Well, happy Wandom Wednesday, good funky day, and Wandom Acts of Poetry Day.

Yeah, talk about funky.

I was just on a cruise ship.

about a month ago and I decided to play that play that funky music and sing along to

it yeah did you do the karaoke

yeah

nice

but they had a live band behind you I tell you that band I don't know what song they played but it didn't seem like to play that funky music

you know what maybe uh did they look a little young

no these guys were a little older

But I swear we did not

Yeah.

And then I went and hung my head and walked back to my feet and had a couple more drinks to try to forget it.

And that was fine, right?

After that, it was just... Yeah.

Maybe they thought you meant kind of in a general way.

Hey, just play something funky.

Maybe that's how they took it?

I don't know.

You know, they were musicians.

So maybe they was smoking some of them funky cigarettes.

So maybe you should have...

one or two of them right now and your day will be better.

I'm at work and I think my boss would have problems with that.

Well hey, I listened yesterday and I know I'm a day late and a dollar short, but you guys, nobody mentioned the song that has things in the most participants of any other song.

Yeah?

Well, we're

waiting.

That would be a drum roll, please.

Happy birthday.

Oh, happy birthday.

Of course.

That

is the ultimate

sing-along tune, right?

I mean, you start singing.

If you hear somebody start singing happy birthday, no matter where you are, whether it's a restaurant or out in the street somewhere or the grocery store, you have to sing along.

You have to just go right over there and sing happy birthday to whoever's birthday is being celebrated.

And if you're at a party and you're not

It's

exactly

right.

Yeah, you get dirty

looks, but you don't get any cake.

Yeah.

Todd, that's, you know what?

That was worth being a day late.

And you know what?

That's the beauty of having Wandom Wednesday, the day after Tuesday.

I know.

Because Wandom Wednesday can be something from the Tuesday topic, if you wish.

I can pull it back onto the table, can I?

You certainly

can.

Hey, baby, we got the Wolfman.

Yeah, baby.

Ah, yeah.

Nobody more funky than the Wolfman.

How you doing, Wolfman?

Oh, just being funky, man.

Being funky.

Funky funky.

Well, I hear you only come back on

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