Some People Never Grow Up with Peter Rapine (Hour 2)

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Some People Never Grow Up with Peter Rapine (Hour 2)

The Todd Allbaugh Show · Fri Apr 11, 2025

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Good afternoon, everybody.

I'm Tom all along with Aaron Zommer as our producer and engineer.

It is six past the hour of one o'clock.

Welcome into our number two of the big program.

It is Friday, T G I F April 11th, twenty twenty five.

It is a great day to be a Wisconsinite.

Boy, howdy.

Is it great?

Sun's coming out here at the World Headquarters in downtown Madison on State Street.

People are moving about.

and enjoying the springtime weather.

Farmers Market here in Dane County kicks off the season.

Tomorrow, check your local listings for time for a Farmers Market near you Zombers.

Yes, I will.

I will have to go tomorrow.

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And how about our friend Brady Ewing?

How nice is that, that guy?

I mean, he doesn't need to come in here and do this every other week, but yet still on a pure pity.

He comes in here and does this and it's always just so much fun.

And inevitably we have more things we say we're going to talk about and then we just can talk in and time runs out.

But we thank Brady very much.

And one of the things we are going to talk about today features the iconic legendary Brent Musburger and Zommeritz.

This is how good he is.

He goes back and digs up the Rose Bowl open from 2012 in Pasadena.

as the Badgers take on Oregon.

You are looking live at the granddaddy of the mall, sign of a holiday tradition that has brightened the New Year for over a century.

And on a gorgeous sunny Southern California afternoon, we welcome you to the Rose Bowl game presented by Vizio.

In a theme of redemption, the Badgers are looking for their...

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Fantastic.

Fantastic.

You are looking live, the incomparable line of Brent Musburger.

I was there that day in sunny Pasadena, and it was an absolutely beautiful day.

Badgers, Brady, Russell Wilson, Aaron Henry, somebody great Badger players on that team under Coach Brent, I should say Brent Busburger, under Brent Belima.

They came up a play short.

Now I will argue it was terrible officiating because the final play happened right in front of me when Russell Wilson spiked the ball with about six seconds left of the clock and the officials didn't stop it.

So I will say that I will blame it on the officials but Oregon played well.

It was I think at the time it was the highest scoring Rose Bowl and Rose Bowl history if I remember right that's been surpassed by now.

But it was a great game but Brent Musburger was there.

Remind, we'll ask next time we're

Brady's on we'll ask him because my sister and brother-in-law my mom and I all went and we went to the Luncheon the day before they have a they have a big luncheon You got to pay a couple of extra bucks to get into but it's really cool because they bring on the captains of each team the coach of each team

And then at the time it was ABC CBS or ABC ESPN and Brent Musburger was the play by play play guy and Kirk Herbst Street was the analyst.

And Musburger was up on the stage and said a few words and introduced the guys.

And so I was going to ask Brady if he ever really got to spend much time with Brent Musburger and talk with him because he seems like a genuine person.

As of course, we know Brady is as well.

But I bring this up today because legendary.

Brent Musburger the broadcaster known for that iconic voice and decades-long career spanning multiple sports has been named the recipient of the 2025 Pete Roselle radio television award and the pro football Hall of Fame In the pro football Hall of Fame it was announced yesterday the award

which recognizes exceptional contributions to professional football broadcasting will be presented during the 2025 Pro Football Hall of Fame Enshrinement Week.

Musburger will be honored at the Enshrine's Gold Jacket Dinner in downtown Canton on Friday, August 1st and again at the Class of 2025 Enshrinement on Saturday, August 2nd at the Tom Benson Hall of Fame Stadium.

Reflecting on his career,

and those who helped shape it, Musburger acknowledged his former NFL Today colleagues.

And he said, quote, I just wish Irv Cross, Phyllis George, and Jimmy the Greek Schneider were here.

Musburger said, of course, going back to crediting the show's cast at the time, which later included Jane Kennedy.

Musburger said, the big reason I would be considered for the Pete Rizell Television Award is because of them, unquote.

What a guy.

the people that he worked with like that.

And Musburger, of course, spent years at CBS and really made that program, NFL Today, the top program in that genre for many, many years.

And I was working back at WRCO in Richland Center, then a CBS affiliate, the day they fired Brent Musburger, which was April 1st of 1990, whatever

it

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was.

And the news came on the CBS, the top of the hour news.

CBS News, I'm Frank Sennepati.

CBS has parted ways with Brent Musburger.

And you thought, well, that's funny.

That's a funny line.

Unfortunate

timing.

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And we didn't have phones at that time to check Google or Al Gore hadn't invented the internet yet.

And so it took a few hours and then it became apparent, no, this is not an April Fool's joke.

Brent Musburger was let go of CBS that was shocking news.

And he dusted himself off and he went across the street to ABC.

And that's kind of where he started doing college games, then college football games.

And he had done other NFL and basketball stuff.

I did not know this until I until I researched it for this little bit here.

Brent Musburger, when he was at CBS, is credited.

if not coining the phrase March Madness, making it what it is today.

Really?

That Brent Musburger was the one who really started using the phrase, welcome to March Madness on CBS.

So you that's pretty influential.

Very influential guy.

And then, of course, for the first few couple of years he was doing games at ABC, he would he would make a big deal about it.

You know, you are watching ABC.

You know, make a big deal of just, you know.

sticking a little bit to CBS and but that that open that we played there and thanks for finding that Zomers the iconic you are looking live and when the games open with a big blimp shot or whatever it was of the venue.

Yeah, you'd see the whole stadium.

Yeah, it was a really, really fantastic.

So congratulations to Brent Musburger.

Can we get him on?

Can we get him on the show?

We can try.

All right, very good.

It'd be great to interview.

I would that's that's a get that is just like

I would love to interview Brent Musburger.

And then of course, after he was kind of pushed into retirement at ABC ESPN, he goes out to the desert into Las Vegas and he starts one of these kind of a combination of broadcasting and sports betting.

Because he was also known for that, like when he was doing college games on ABC.

And let's say that, you know, and I don't understand, I'm not a big better, right?

But it's like, you know, that the.

You know, it was, it was whatever team by, by, by two, and then somebody kick a field goal and the team wins by three.

And Westbrook would always say things like, that score will be very interesting as some of my friends out in the desert.

Yep.

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Yep.

So congratulations to Brent Musburger on his induction into the 2025 Pete Roselle Radio Television Hall of Fame.

It is 14 past the hour of one o'clock.

Time once again for What's Words.

Let's

go.

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Time once again for What's What's Worse.

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Timely indeed, Zomers.

Spring weather.

Spring is in the air.

Open up the windows a little bit this weekend.

Here's the category.

What's worse?

Laundry or cleaning?

Laundry or cleaning?

8-5-5-7-5-2-4-8-4-2 8-5-5-7-5-2-4-8-4-2.

I'm looking at the graphics for this category.

There's a woman, she appears like a pink costume on top of a wash machine.

And then there's a dude wearing like a black hat.

A fedora.

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A fedora, thank you.

And he has like a laundry mop and a bucket.

Standing in front of a green screen.

Yeah, I love it.

I love it.

A laundry or cleaning.

8-5-5-7-5-2-4-8-4-2.

8-5-5-7-5-2-4-8-4-2.

Thought summers?

I hate them both.

This is a difficult one.

Sometimes it's difficult because you like them both.

Right.

You know, with laundry, I...

And anything that you have to do for just regular maintenance is so annoying to me.

It feels pointless, even though it's super important.

I know it's just me with ADHD that it bothers me, bothers me,

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but.

Now with cleaning, sometimes it'll take me a minute to get into it or more than a minute.

But then once I get into it, I'm like, boy, it always feels good.

It does.

Once you get it done.

You finish it up and you look around, you're like, I did something.

Right.

Cleaning the bathroom, cleaning the kitchen.

uh, getting stuff organized and put away, you always feel better after it happens.

Laundry, maybe not quite as satisfying for me, but it's usually, I'll, I'll, I've got laundry.

I'll say, well, I'm not really, pardon me, am I really using this?

And I'll either put it away or I'll try to take it to Goodwill.

Yeah.

I need to get rid of some clothes, good to donate some things that are really old.

Um, the other thing with laundry, I, even if I sat in the arm on my phone,

I always forget.

I will really I'll put laundry in the washer and then I'll I don't know Work on some cleaning around the house or watch a movie or leave to go visit some friends forgetting that I have laundry in the machine And then I essentially have to rewash it when I get back home.

So it doesn't get all musty

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Yeah, it's a mine has like a little buzzer on it.

So when the when the washing is done mine does not

But I

just

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stops.

Here's a Megan in some prairie list.

The NW MDX says folding laundry is the worst.

It feels really good to finish cleaning, but doing the work is exhausting.

Now, I know some people that love folding laundry.

They find it like therapeutic.

And I will say I worked at LL bean.

I learned some of the proper ways to fold shirts and pants.

And it does make a difference.

But I'm with Megan after I mean that.

After a while, I was just tedious.

I'm like, yeah, I don't.

Yeah.

Eight five five seven five two four eight four two eight five five seven five two four eight four two.

What's worse?

Laundry or cleaning?

Dave and New Berlin text me on the Civic Media app.

Laundry is cleaning.

Well, that's a very specific kind.

That's

a good point.

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That's fair.

That's fair, Dave.

I'll give you that.

M.T.

Mona in the Grove saying cleaning is worse.

I can multitask.

when doing laundry.

Oh, that's a good point.

Yeah, because once you start it up, you can do other things, right?

You can clean while the laundry is going on.

We're going to come back, take more of your calls, and a text might sneak in a board game of the week, and then we have Peter Rapine with a humorous look at the week in review.

What's worse, laundry or cleaning?

8-5-5-7-5-2-4-8-4-2.

It's the All Ball Show.

It's Friday, and it's the Civic Media.

Ready number.

I

met her one

day at the laundromat.

She turned around and smiled at me.

Can you get the picture?

Yes, we see.

And that's when I fell in love with the leader of the laundromat.

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Welcome back to the Tidal Ball Show, the Civic Media Ready Network 21 past the hour of 1 o'clock on Friday, April 11.

What do you tile up there, Zomers?

That's great.

The leader of the laundromat

by the detergents.

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The only person whether two people I would know might know that song Jeff Perry and Phil me I've never heard that though.

I there's a group called the detergents

Yes, this is from 1965 on the album the many faces of the detergents.

I love it

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asking you the pertinent question was worse laundry or cleaning laundry or cleaning

8-5-5-7-5-2-4-8-4-2 8-5-5-7-5-2-4-8-4-2 or you can text us on the Civic Media app and let us know.

Let's go to the phone lines.

Bev out in the drift list on WRCE in Richland Center.

Bev, laundry or cleaning?

What's worse?

Well, I'll tell you what, Todd.

Laundry these days is a piece of cake.

About 30 years ago, it was a different story.

It had to wash the clothes, then take them outside, hang them on the line,

take them

down, and then iron everything, because nothing was no iron.

My mom used to iron the sheets, the poles, and the underwear.

Really?

Water used to be awful.

Now it's a piece of cake.

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That is just such a great point, Bev, because I remember even my mom, but especially my grandmothers, everything got, you know, in summer or whatever, everything went out on the line, and even in winter,

My maternal grandmother, she had a line in her basement and she would take stuff out of the wash machine and put it on the line downstairs.

And then, yes, the hours of ironing.

That's a great point.

Thanks, Bev.

I appreciate it.

Have a great weekend.

8-5-5-7-5-2-4-8-4-2.

Keep it out in the Driftless RCE Whizzler in RCE Whizzler.

Laundry or cleaning?

What's worse?

But I'd have to say cleaning power because my basement is full of stuff from the boys and all the grandkids and everything But I also do the laundry, you know, so I I share an orbit and it's

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not now see

now Now

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you hear now you're selling like my mom.

She says well, you know my basement is just there's

just

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full of your kids and stuff

Which is not untrue

Yeah.

I have three bedrooms upstairs.

Only two of them are accessible.

And the big room is also full.

So we need a big house cleaning.

Today's garbage pickup day or trash pickup day here in RC.

Oh, very good.

Very good.

Well, there you go

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Appreciate it.

Thanks.

Was whatever great weekend eight five five seven five two four eight four two Kurt in Madison listening on WM DX Kurt We've got laundry or cleaning.

What's worse?

Let's just say I'm in my 60s drill sergeants couldn't hold a candle to my mom I'll just give you an example

the dining room tables of the old with the intricate carvings, inch wood legs and the chair.

We would be given a rag and a knife and we would have to sit there and get all the crevices of all those carvings.

Wow.

And she would inspect it before we were allowed to go out and play.

And that's just one of many I could tell you.

So yeah, by hands down, I'll do

Well, Andrea, a hundred times over than any of the routines my mom put me through.

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Appreciate it, Kurt.

Thank you very much.

Reminds me of my amatural grandparents.

They had the wood Venetian blinds.

in most of the rooms in the house.

And they had the metal chains on them to lower them or to tilt them.

And so you would have to take my grandmother to have a solution of vinegar and water.

And then you had to wring out your rag.

And you had to, by hand, every one of those slats on the Venetian blinds.

And it took a while.

I will say that as much as I complain about laundry, I do think cleaning.

It depends.

If it's cleaning as in making things clean like wiping down the stove every few days

or weeks

or vacuuming, I like that.

Then laundry is worse.

If it's cleaning, like picking up after yourself and putting things away, I hate that because I have too much stuff.

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Tony listening in Beaver Dam on WMDX says, I worked as a custodian for 15 plus years.

I prefer laundry.

Thanks.

Appreciate your listenership, Tony.

That's another great point, right?

It's like your perspective.

What have you done?

It

also depends.

Are you cleaning up after yourself or other people?

If I'm cleaning up after myself, I don't mind it because I'm not a messy person in terms of dirt and spilled food or whatever.

But if you're cleaning up after a bunch of little kids or something, that could be a different story.

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Al in Jackson, listening on WAUK says laundry for all the reasons you say, I'll add that cleaning

has instant gratification.

Even if you don't get 100% of it done, something has been accomplished.

Laundry is a four-step process for each load.

Wash, then dry, then fold, then put away, and it never feels 100% done.

With two kids and three-quarters of our family having ADHD, it's hard to see laundry through all the way to the end.

That's a great text.

That's really, really well said, actually.

What else we have here anybody else on the on the text line here?

I think that's pretty much it most the text for the For the what do you say is all right?

I'm gonna say for me probably Cleaning's worse.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with that too

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because laundry for me is fair once I do it It's just sort things out quick put it in the wash machine You know set it to forget it then pop it in the dryer and and what I worked in pile takes a government I had nicer

Four more formal clothes that you had to iron shirts in particular, but nowadays I mean look I'm wearing a brewer's three-quarter zip right now And a pair of joggers not exactly things you have to iron today

Yeah, it's it's nice to have well, it's a t-shirt.

What do I need to do with it?

I put it in the dryer and as long as I don't leave it crumbled in a ball and I actually fold it It's fine.

Yeah,

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so all right.

Well, there you go.

That is our board

I'm looking at two things because I feel bad cuz Zomers had a board game, but now we're up against the clock So we'll see

that's okay.

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We

look at to it another

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time.

We might we might save it till I thought this Mike I thought we were gonna have plenty of time and then and then this took off which is great

Although I will say a little tease for the board game of the

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week whenever we do get to it

Tell us last week the one I had distilled is an $80 game

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or yeah, you

can find it for 65

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But it sounded

fantastic, but this week I decided to

Reduce that sticker shock a little bit.

The game that I will next talk about costs eight dollars.

So eight

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bucks can't beat up with a stick.

All right.

One final one of the on what's worse.

Nan in Brookfield says cleaning is worse because my husband does our laundry.

That was a good one to end on.

All right.

Come on back.

We'll take a humorous look at the week's news.

Our old friend Peter Rapine from E-bombs World on the civic

media.

But I won't forget your love, oh leader of the laundromat.

The loveliness of Paris seems somehow sadly gay The glory that was Rome is of another day I've been terribly alone

And forgotten in Manhattan I'm going home To my city by the bay I left my heart

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In San Francisco

The late great Tony Bennett.

I left my heart in San Francisco 35 minutes past the hour of one o'clock on a Friday, April 11th.

Tony may have left his heart in San Francisco, but one of the San Franciscans has relocated to the East Coast.

And he joins us now as he does every other week at this time.

For a humorous look at the week review, he is the managing editor of E-Poms World at E-PomsWorld.com from New York City, wearing a San Francisco giant baseball cap

contrary to my Wisconsin, Wisconsin-based Milwaukee Brewers, Jersey, our very own Peter Rapine.

Peter, how are

you?

I'm doing great.

And I always say that because it's always Friday.

I realize that.

I'm

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not

always great.

If we're talking to Tuesday, I'll say I'm fine.

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That's an honest answer, ladies and gentlemen.

He's not great because he's on the show.

I'm just great because it's Friday quite frankly.

No, it's true.

It's the show too.

Sure.

But no, you had said this on one of your first appearances a long time ago, and I had forgotten because I'm like, aren't you a New York guy?

He's like, no, no, I grew up in the Bay Area.

So what age did you move away from the Bay?

I was 27.

It was 2017.

I moved to New York.

I've been here since.

But still,

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your heart, is it your heart in San Francisco?

It is.

Well, the reason I'm wearing this hat is my buddies were trying to pressure me last fall and Yankees were in the World Series, the Yankees hat.

And 10 year old me just wouldn't let that happen.

So I'm wrapping where my heart

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is.

I respect that.

I respect that.

No worries at all.

So all right, very good.

He's raring to go.

He is loaded for bear.

Remind folks now once again, these are not made up fictional stories.

These are actual real headlines from actual stupid Americans.

Yes, I like to always say we're funny, but we're not this funny.

And our first story of the day comes from our new spicy desk that I encourage everyone to go and check out.

We have a whole section on the site where we're doing original reporting, we're doing interviews, and we're also blogging fun stories that we find.

And this piece we're going to talk about is we had interviewed an only fans creator who goes by the name Wisconsin Tiff.

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This is a Wisconsin based story now.

Yes, it is.

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Though

I'm not sure if she still lives in Wisconsin.

She's probably in LA.

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And she goes by Wisconsin Tiff.

All right.

But she goes by Wisconsin Tiff.

And our headline reads, Wisconsin Tiff wants to bang your grandpa.

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Wisconsin Tiff wants to bang your grandpa.

Now, wait

a

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minute.

Now, before you go any further.

You

might not

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know this, but here in Wisconsin, we've had this happen before.

The former chancellor of the University of La Crosse, Joe Gao, he got sent away because he and his wife were doing an online porn video about cooking.

Now, is this related or is this even further, this is just more of that?

No, unrelated.

Wisconsin based or at least Wisconsin themed, maybe we'll say.

But like most only fans, creators,

She has a stick and her stick is that she bangs people from old folks homes So I'm putting out a BPB if you're if your mother your father is in an old folks home She is coming for them She will find them and she will bone them

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Now you know who would have loved this is my my late grandfather.

He would have thought this would have been fantastic

Seems

a lot of old guys

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do it right and so because this gives them new life I mean they got the Viagra, you know, maybe their wives have passed away and here's this hot chick and she says I want to do some only fan stuff and They're they're all for it

Yeah, she definitely has carved, you know carved a big following out for herself.

She's a Chicago based actually not

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Oh, she apparently has ties to Wisconsin

Yes, or yeah, at least it was the one only fans name with a statement that wasn't yet taken.

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Well,

not too much from the article that I can share with you on the radio.

Yes, encourage everyone to go and read it.

It's a really great written reported piece.

And it's also the tantalizing.

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And the fact that this is not made up, that this is actually happening.

That's what it is.

I mean, you don't know what's going on in the world, Peter, until people go to E-POP's world and find out.

Yeah, so if you have a little extra scratch laying around and you want to subscribe, you know exactly what you're going to

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find.

Quality entertainment like this here.

All right, fantastic.

That's a great Igniter leadoff hit.

What do you got next?

All right.

I know we'd last time I was on, we talked about how people were messing with AI drive-thrus.

Well, this one comes to us from a courtroom.

Headline reads, Judge Blas Plaintiff, who submitted an AI video of himself in court.

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Judge Blas Plaintiff, who submitted an AI video of himself in court.

Do you explain?

So just we have some audio for this because she really gets upset the judge does, but the

The plaintiff, a guy named Jerome DeWald, is representing himself in an employment dispute.

And he has a video that he has made.

And for context, just because you're not going to be able to see it, he is like a 75 year old man.

And the AI avatar that he uses in the video is like a blonde haired, perfect skin, 22 year old looking kid.

And as soon as the video gets put up on the screen, the judge stops him.

We have the audio.

All right, here we

go.

You are not going to use this courtroom as a launch for your business.

The appellant has submitted a video for his argument.

Okay, we will hear that video now.

May it please the court.

I come here today a humble procedure for a panel of five distinguished justices.

Hold on.

Is that counsel for the case?

I generated that.

I'm sorry?

That is not a real person.

Okay, it would have been nice to know that when you made your application.

You did not tell me that, sir.

I received the application and you have appeared before this court and been able to testify verbally.

In the past, you have gone to my clerk's office and held verbal conversations with our staff for over 30 minutes.

Okay?

I don't appreciate being misled.

So either you are suffering from an ailment that prevents you from being able to articulate, or you don't.

You are not going to use this courtroom as a launch for your business, sir.

So if you are able to shut that off.

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She just keeps giving it to me.

She is not happy about this.

They basically tried to use her courtroom as an infomercial.

Well, she pauses because she's clearly looking at the guy sitting there and then she sees this AI video and you can clearly hear it's an AI voice.

And she's like, what is happening?

What is going on?

I guess things to learn from this, for one, don't represent yourself in court.

Two, don't bring AI videos of yourself or someone else who is not you to court if you are representing yourself in court.

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Yeah, again, just another example of why Todd is anti-AI.

All right, very good.

Next headline, Peter Ray Pine of E-POM's World.

This one is very short and sweet and to the point.

All right.

Listen to a constipated tortoise try to poop.

We

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got the listen the headline is listen to a Constipated tortoise try to poop.

All right play it The tortoise is making these noises like you can't

Yeah, so she's in her backyard

And that first little high-pitched crying you heard was the tortoise.

That's my best imitation.

That's pretty

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good, Zomers.

Zomers, we're doing is a Constipated Tortoise Act all weekend long.

And in the video,

you can see that the tortoise's head is like all the way in its body.

It like is clearly in a lot of pain.

I'm sure it is.

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Something I've never heard before.

The tortoise like meat or something.

are cheese.

Yeah.

All right.

That's fantastic.

Uh, Peter Ray Pot of Epom's World.

You can find all of these stories online at epomsworld.com.

Peter next headline.

All right.

Um, this one comes to us from the AVN expo, which if anyone listening doesn't know what the AVN expo is, it is the adult video and expo.

So it's a place where people go to see their

They meet and greet with their favorite adult stars.

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Oh, all right.

This guy is not at the expo for the adult stars.

Okay.

Um, he's there for completely different reason, which there's no way you're going to guess what it is.

And our headline reads man explains his totally nonsexual reason for visiting the AVN expo and we have some good audio

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for all right.

Man explaining his totally nonsexual reason for attending this expo.

Let's go.

Who is your favorite model here at AVN?

I don't know their names, I'll be honest.

I'm mostly here for the pens.

I've got like 30.

It's great.

Ah, my

buddy brought me.

But everyone's got a lot of pens here, see?

So you can get a lot of pens here.

It's kind of nice.

So it's like free?

They're free pens!

You pay to get in, but like, you got specialized pens now.

That's kind of goes hard.

All right.

I'll be able to write a lot of things.

It's going to be great.

OK, well, thank you.

Todd Allbaugh

Now, Steve, how many people say, well, hey, can I have a pen?

I just got my taxes done this week at HR Block.

I'm like, hey, can I have a pen?

Well, imagine if you were this guy, you'd be handing out all the most vulgar pens in existence.

And Todd gave me a pen and said, what does that say?

All right.

Uh,

Todd Allbaugh

that's fantastic.

And he will give it to him.

He's probably, you know, he knows what he's doing.

He's trying to be funny and he accomplished that.

Right.

We got it.

We're talking about it.

Uh, but there are obviously other reasons why people are drawn to this.

Todd Allbaugh

Model we talked about this in the first half hour at this is real.

This is from CBS News that the it's called Dame D. A. M. E. It's a big What was it?

It wasn't called sex toy.

It was called it was adult entertainment or something.

I don't adult sexual therapy Right something right and and they're putting a big tariff now because all of these devices come from China

That's something I've not thought about that is neither

Todd Allbaugh

had we I had neither but but I just said well now.

Well now what am I gonna do this weekend?

I Did see a funny tweet the other day that said they're going to put tariffs on dry humping

Please don't do

Todd Allbaugh

that.

Don't do that.

Don't take everybody's phone away.

Come on.

We're just Americans trying to work things out.

All right.

Got about a minute left before the break here, Peter Rapun.

Can we get one more in?

Let's see.

Yeah, this one be short and sweet.

This man can make his farts sound like anything.

Todd Allbaugh

His farts sound like anything.

All right.

Here we go.

Here's the audio.

This is a duck.

It's

supposed to be a

Todd Allbaugh

duck.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty... Goose.

That's like the old letterman show.

It's like stupid human tricks.

I know.

A lot of

fart content today.

Todd Allbaugh

There is.

There is.

But that's what people are doing.

That's the point.

If people don't want to report it, they should be doing this stuff.

Exactly.

Because you will find it and share it.

You will find again a reminder.

You can read all of these stories and more at ebombsworld.com.

That's ebombsworld.com.

We're going to take a quick break and reset.

We'll come back with some more headlines of the weird, wacky human behavior around the world and around the United States.

You're listening to Civic Media already networked and we're talking Tony Bennett in San Francisco.

Welcome back to the title of all show where it is now nine before the hour of two o'clock at the top of the hour.

ABC or CBS News depending upon which of our great stations.

You're listening to a check of weather and it's going to be gorgeous most of this weekend.

Highs in the sixties for the most part.

Maybe a little windy here and there for the most part.

Pretty nice across most of Wisconsin.

Get out and enjoy it.

Maybe to highs close to 70 by Sunday.

And Monday, then Mike Clemens, our great sports reporter, is in with a sports report.

And then a little six after the hour, it is Maggie Dawn of the Maggie Dawn.

No, actually, wait a minute.

It's actually, I believe, Dan Schaefer is in today.

So in the guest host's chair.

So it's Dan Schaefer, who's in for Maggie Dawn, who was in for Dan Schaefer, who was in for John and Gordy in the afternoon, who was in for Maggie.

It's

circular.

We've gone full circle again.

Todd Allbaugh

We've gone full circle again.

So join the day into the guest host chair coming up next hour.

He's gonna be talking a lot about the Ben Wickler the Democratic Party chairman who announced he is not running for another term We broke that news yesterday on our show.

So Dan will be talking a little bit more about that and then At six o'clock tonight, you've got the great show nightlight with Pete Schwabba So so taking all those programs here on civic media right

now right late He's gonna have Sean Hannish director and producer of just a bit outside.

Todd Allbaugh

Thank you

Thank you for reminding me of that.

It was such a jam packed show.

I forgot to talk about where Peter just hang on to your horses for a second here.

Today is the first day.

That's why it's actually why I wore my brewers three quarters zip because today is the first day that people can stream for free on Roku.

just a bit outside the story of the 1982 Milwaukee Brewers.

And so do that, if you haven't seen it yet, it's a great movie.

You don't have to subscribe to Roku.

It is free.

It is free.

So just dial Roku up on your smart TV or your device or whatever, and watch it today, starting today for free on Roku, just a bit outside.

All right, Peter Rapun.

Managing editor of Epom's World brings us news of the weird and wacky.

These are actual things that actual human beings are doing.

All the folks at Epom's World are doing is curating this and bringing it to us and we appreciate it.

Peter, next headline.

So this next headline comes to us again from our spicy desk.

You're going to hear me talking a lot more about it in the coming weeks and months.

This is one of our, my favorite ones that we've published so far.

Headline reads,

And like I said, this is not made up.

This is real.

Yes.

The woman whose boobs got 10 times bigger after getting the COVID vaccine.

Todd Allbaugh

This is a claim, by the way.

She's claimed.

The woman whose boobs got 10 times bigger after getting the COVID vaccine.

What do medical professionals make of these wild claims?

I ask you, Peter Rapine.

So there is a research paper published in the plastic and reconstructive surgery journal The headline of the paper reads the Pfizer boob job a case of unexplained Giganto metasmia which is a condition where women's boobs will just grow massively for no

Right.

Real

Todd Allbaugh

reason.

And that's a real thing.

Not to be made fun of that.

That's a real thing.

No, it's a real

condition.

But this study was based off of a 19-year-old woman who had a size B cup that grew to a size triple G six months post her first COVID vaccine.

Todd Allbaugh

As someone who used to want to tilt a kilt and got very acquainted with bra sizes, I didn't even know there was a triple G number one.

But go ahead.

Basically, the study was

inconclusive, if you could believe that.

Todd Allbaugh

But this is more of this wacky, nonsensical science from people like JFK Jr.

that are like, you know, all these vaccines are killing people and doing all this stuff.

I mean, it was in the article you say Nicki Minaj back in, you know, a few years ago said her cousins, you know,

testicles swallowed up like coconuts, and they blamed on the COVID vaccine.

And now here you got this woman saying, well, my breast went to abnormal sizes because of COVID vaccines.

And there is just no evidence to this crap.

There is no evidence to it.

And there also is a really perfect comment on our website about it.

And I'll read it as of May 2024.

270 million individuals have received the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID vaccine, and only one person got larger breasts, disappointing.

Todd Allbaugh

Well, it would be a cheap way to get a job, you know.

Our ongoing contributor, Jeff Perry, says, actually, that happened to me after I got the vaccine.

Very embarrassing.

I'm sorry to hear that, Jeff.

All right.

These are the types of stories that we want science figuring out.

You know, there's so much misinformation out there.

Todd Allbaugh

Exactly.

Go ahead.

You know, we take pride in disseminating the truth for our audience.

Todd Allbaugh

That's my point.

You've taken this wacky, weird claim and you've debunked it and said, no, no, no, no.

Science just is there's no science to support this.

No, yep,

Todd Allbaugh

all

right, and we can put a pin in that one and move on I think that the jury is still out on his testicles.

We are not sure No, you have not

Todd Allbaugh

heard update all right next headline How much time do we have?

Uh, what two minutes about about a minute about a minute.

All right

minute half.

Okay.

Uh, this might be a good sendoff.

Todd Allbaugh

All right.

Here we go

Boomer's get into an adorably stupid fight at fast food restaurant Boomer's get into an adorable fight at a fast food restaurant And these guys sound like their brothers.

They sound like how two five-year-olds fight and we have the audio for it and

Todd Allbaugh

here we go

He's

Todd Allbaugh

touching my arm

These are two senior citizen men dressed in shorts

below their

Todd Allbaugh

knees, jean pants, and t-shirts, and they're fighting like they're middle schoolers.

Yeah, I didn't mean to cut.

Oh, I guess the show, I was gonna say we'd have to cut it off.

Yes, we do, because it shows that.

They're touching me.

They're touching me.

Right, right.

It just goes to show you that even, you know, as we age, some people just don't.

Don't be sure, I guess.

Like, like me.

Anyway, Peter Rapide, always a pleasure, my friend.

All these stories can be found at epombsworld.com.

Have a wonderful day cheering for your Giants out there in New York.

Hey, thanks, Todd.

Always a pleasure.

Todd Allbaugh

I appreciate you.

Thank you.

Thank you to Zommerins, everybody else.

Remember, whatever you're fighting for, whatever you believe in, do not give up.

Keep banging your drum.

We'll see you next week.

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