Strange, but True

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Strange, but True

The Todd Allbaugh Show · Fri Feb 21, 2025

Live on location, it's the Todd Alba Show.

And now, pursuing truth wherever it may lead, here's your host, Todd Alba.

Todd Allbaugh

across Wisconsin on the Civic Media radio network and streaming worldwide on the Civic Media app.

Good afternoon, everybody.

I'm Todd Albaugh live on location in Hayward, Wisconsin at the beautiful studios of WBZH here.

We have a phone call.

Actually, I thought we sell the phone.

That's on me.

Welcome back to the show.

You know, it's live when we're getting phone calls on the air here in Hayward.

Thanks to everybody up here, including Big G, Darla and Greg for helping us out, making us feel so much like home here in northern Wisconsin for the 51st annual American Birkenbeiner back home at the World Headquarters downtown Madison, Wisconsin.

Mr. Sam Davison filling in on the board our producer engineer for our vacation.

Mr. Zomers.

It is the 21st day at TGIA Friday of February 2025.

A great day to be Wisconsinite.

Sam, always good to be along with you.

Thanks for filling in today, my friend.

Glad to be here.

Todd Allbaugh

It's sunny down back in Madison.

It is.

It is warming up the studio.

I've got all the blinds closed right now.

Try and keep it cool.

Todd Allbaugh

I know, right?

Uh, well, any big plans now?

I know, uh, you know, it's supposed to warm up.

Brittany Merlot, our great weather team says it's going to get into the forties in some places.

Maybe not

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up here in, uh, in North, in the Northwoods, but, uh, down in South Central, Southern Wisconsin, maybe temperatures and 40 degrees.

Now this is great because it's going to have snow, but also it's going to be pretty warm.

That's ideal weather to get outside in the winter.

Exactly.

Maybe, maybe I'll make a snowman.

The snow will get all nice and packy.

Todd Allbaugh

Right?

How about that?

Or a snowball fight.

Did you ever, at Wisconsin, your graduate of the University of Wisconsin-Madison, I think they just got done with it a couple weeks ago, but the big snowball fight on Bascom Hill,

did you ever

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participate in that?

I did not, did not participate.

I saw the pictures from this year though.

It looked like it was a lot of fun.

Todd Allbaugh

Yeah, I know people just kind of go out there and have a good time.

Occasionally a little bloody injury on an ice ball or something like that, but you know, usually people have sufficiently, shall we say imbibed, so they probably don't feel it too much before

the

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snowball fight.

Well, great to have you along Sam.

Thank you so much for being here filling in Zomers.

We'll be back next Monday Speaking of next Monday, by the way our good friend an ongoing contributor Matt Flynn two-time chair of the Democratic Party of Wisconsin an attorney and You know also a veteran as well is gonna be on the program on Monday And I think it's we haven't had Matt on for for a little while now

And I think this is ideal time because Matt knows history like almost nobody else and I think with everything happening all right now Overseas and Ukraine and other places and also in terms of what's happening in terms of the law Gonna be a great opportunity for Matt as he does so well like nobody else could put it down I love I just I love this phrase because it is exactly what Matt does from Judge Weissman put it down there where the chickens could get at it

because I think a lot of this stuff for for a lot of us is confusing but Matt can put it into the vernacular we all understand so join us on Monday in hour number one Matt Flynn will be here with me and breaking down all of the news and you know it's only Friday so we have no idea what could happen by Monday these days it could be a whole new cycle so Matt will be here on Monday hope you join us for that coming up at the bottom of this hour

Spend a lot a lot of people say it once again Sam you've you've you've stayed there.

You're helping me out Domers is off today Peter Rapine who is normally in with week in review He's under the weather.

So our old friend Chris Paul's is gonna be along and he'll be here filling in for Peter and CP will have E bombs world calm the week in review now This is wild and wacky stuff as Johnny Carson used to say these are not made-up headlines.

These are

Actual things that actually stupid human beings have done and so we'll we'll pray I have the partial list here right now We have a story on on sex in in Pennsylvania, which is always fun I've never had sex in Pennsylvania, but I'm sure it's great a dry ice gender reveal that'll be great and Oh any a weed farm that burned

So that's just a sampler of the stories that are coming up at the bottom of the hour.

So looking forward to Nervin's anticipation of that, Sam.

Looking forward to it.

Yeah.

Todd Allbaugh

Just wacky stuff that real humans

have done.

Yeah, you looped me in on some of the headlines that you were going to talk about before the show, and I was looking at them.

I'm not going to spoil them for you, but they're pretty good stuff.

Todd Allbaugh

Very good.

Looking forward to that.

Again, we are here on location and many thanks to Ryan Kramer and our one Birkenbeiner participant.

This is going to be his fourth Birkenbeiner.

It was great hearing from a person who was actually raced in the race and will be racing in it tomorrow.

He is also a first lieutenant in the United States Space Force.

So glad that he joined us on the program.

And when you listen to these participants, again, we were here yesterday.

We were outside.

The only reason we moved inside today not

because it was a cooler.

Actually, it's a little warmer today.

But just because most of the action, the participation today is at cable at the start of the race today.

And then tomorrow is the big premiere race.

The Slumberland American Birkebeiner start times range from 8.15 in the morning until 10.10.

It takes basically two hours to get everybody started and on their way because this is such a big event.

And of course, it finishes up a half a block from where we are right now in downtown Hayward, Wisconsin.

If you're in the area, even if drive a little while, I promise you, it'll be worth the drive.

People up here are so friendly.

There's all kinds of awesome places to eat, to drink, to hang out.

There's candy stores up here.

There's fudge stores here in downtown.

Hey word, it's really a great family event.

So I encourage you to come up, bring a cowbell if you have one.

That's the big thing to ring cowbells up here as people finish up the last 100 meters or so of this America Berkabiner.

It really is something to experience and invite you to call all come up and do that.

Big shout out to our keynote sponsor here at Civic Media this week for our coverage to Big Fish Golf and Die Hard Sports Bar and Grill located on True North Lane.

Joe and Miranda on yesterday from

big fish golf and die hard sports bar and grill.

Just great folks.

They're going to take care of you.

Great customer service.

They have the big screens last night.

Sam, are you a hockey fan?

Did you watch the big USA Canada hockey game last night?

I wish I knew that it was going on.

I'm not a big sports person, but I somehow like was living under a rock and didn't even hear about

it

until after it was done.

And one of my friends said, this must have been what it was like to be alive during the 1980 Olympics when the USA beat Russia.

Thank you for watching.

Todd Allbaugh

A little bit, you know, I'm old enough to remember that game and in the 1984 Lake Placid Olympics when the United States beat then the USSR the Soviet Union in those semi-finals and they went on to win the gold medal I think was similar maybe to last night, but you know other than certain people in the in the Trump administration I don't think there's quite the hatred for the Canadians that

there was

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at the time in 1984 for the Soviet Union and also the Soviet Union had just been an absolute

powerhouse in those olympia ads for so many years and for the united states who remember at the time uh the professional players were not allowed to participate in the olympics of 84 so these were just kids from the universe like like mark johnson just kids from the from the university of wisconsin and other uh hockey powerhouses that were playing and knocked off these professional guys in the ussr that's what really made it i think so special for those

who

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are alive and

at 84.

Yeah.

But last night I was, I was at, like I say, at the, uh, uh, Big Fish Golf and, and, uh, Die Hard Sports Bar and Grill.

It was on everywhere.

And boy, that was all people were talking about on the streets yesterday and leading up to it.

Places were packed up here in Hayward and of course, uh, Canada in overtime last night beat the USA.

three to two but wow what a i'm more of a college hockey guy but boy what a hockey match last night uh the usa and canada so uh just one of the you know hockey were those things that makes wisconsin great right

a lot of fun, a lot of fun, definitely.

So anyway, uh, uh, Metro, what, what let me down the tangent same, I forget.

But anyway, well, well, we're going to talk to the bottom of the hour to our friend, Chris Paul's, who is in with, uh, I guess, uh, something.

real things that people do, of course, hockey is one of them.

But these stories at the bottom of the hour, more weird and wacky stuff, as they say.

All right.

Oh, I guess we're talking about the people who are doing the Birkenbeiner and our great sponsors there, which we really appreciate.

Among other sponsors, Coop's Pizza, Lori's Cards and Gifts, Pine Point Realty and Lakewood Cafe, and of course, our keynote, Big Fish Golf and Die Hard Sports Bar and Grill, located on True North Lane.

We thank all of them.

And again, the Birkenbeiner

Bliner, the big race gets underway at 815 tomorrow and finishes up in downtown Hayward.

You can listen to our coverage tomorrow on Muskie 101.1 FM, our sister station here in Hayward.

You can also listen to it for free via the Civic Media app.

Here's a little factoid for you an estimated 82 plus dump trucks

Loads of snow are used to cover the main street just a half a block from the 82 dump trucks and I saw them yesterday They're bringing in some fresh snow for certain places But it's the equipment up here is just is remarkable the winter equipment on the streets All right the 16 past the hour of one o'clock time once again for what's worse here we

go

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Time once again for what's worse no prize money to give away nothing to to give you in terms of money or prize But your chance to have your voice heard all across the state of Wisconsin and really when it comes down to it Sam What price can you put on that to blow off a little steam all across Wisconsin on all 11 news talk sports stations, right?

Exactly.

Sometimes you just gotta let it out.

Todd Allbaugh

That's right.

Exactly.

Here's so I have props here for those watching on the stream here are Todd's Packer gloves

And here are my, uh, my LL bean parka, whatever mittens.

I have mittens and gloves.

So here we go.

What's worse now?

What's worse mittens or gloves, mittens or glove timely, timely.

Indeed, as Mike Lucas says, because for those watching the Birkenbeiner, you're going to want one or the other.

What's worse mittens.

gloves 8 5 5 7 5 2 4 8 4 2 8 5 5 7 5 2 4 8 4 2 you can also text us the answer on the civic media app if you don't have it download it for free at your Apple or Android device type in civic CI VIP media it'll pop up and you can text us on the first 11 stations what's worse mittens or gloves

I know I go to this a lot, but for me Sam, it's kind of, it depends.

It does depend.

Usually, for me, I like mittens because I get cold hands real easy.

My fingertips get real cold, so I usually use mittens.

Are you a poor

Todd Allbaugh

circulation kind of guy?

Do

you have problems with circulation?

My fingers and my toes, they always are the first thing to get cold.

Todd Allbaugh

All right rings on his fingers and bells on his toes that's Sam Davidson to wherever he goes All right, we'll come back and get your answers to what's worse on the other side our live coverage of the America Birkenbeiner and Hayward continues on the civic media radio network

And welcome back to downtown Hayward, Wisconsin time all ball shell live on location from the 51st annual American Berkabiner Pleasure pleased to have you along here from our great studios at WB Z H the buzz of the north here in Hayward, Wisconsin Check them out.

Just a great station am 910 and FM 96.9.

Also our sister station up here musky 101

Great country music you can listen to both of those stations live on the civic media app where we are taking your opinions right now your phone calls as well right in the middle of today's what's worse What's worse mittens or gloves?

Mittens or gloves?

Give us a call.

855-752-4842.

Len off the text line in Madison.

WMDX says, what's worse, cold coffee or warm beer?

Now, you've given us a Kobayashi Maru, Len.

You've changed the parameters of the test.

But I'll answer it.

Not even close.

Warm beer.

Where's the knuckle coffee?

Sam, any thoughts on that one?

I mean, they're both not good, but I think I got to agree with you.

Todd Allbaugh

Yeah.

I just know warm beer and it happens skunky beer not happening What's worse though for today mittens or gloves mittens or gloves?

Matt in Middleton listening on mdx says gloves for the driver and mittens for the passenger as Mittens are useless unless you're just sitting there or walking So I'll keep the gloves as I like to drive now.

That's a practical answer Sam.

I I mean I like that.

I agree.

Yeah

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Linda in Middleton listing on MDX says mittens When it's really cold are better Gloves are better for driving.

However.

Oh, this is great.

I have convertible mittens that are great Have you seen those Sam or that where the end comes off and then your fingers could kind of dance around

I have my mom has a pair though.

She loves really.

Yeah

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Yeah, I heard they're pretty good.

Len in Madison again says, if warmth is the only issue, gloves are usually worse than mittens and keeping your fingers warm, though mittens are worse if you need the dexterity use of your fingers.

All right, there we go.

855-752-4842.

855-752-4842.

CJ from Stoughton on the line.

CJ, thanks for calling.

What's worse, mittens or gloves?

well cold hands are worse so

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I like

those convertible ones too

Todd Allbaugh

have you used those

before thanks for taking my call cut I know we usually discuss politics but the telemarked lodge is that a question about the Birkenbeiner is the telemarked lodge still operational

Todd Allbaugh

yes yeah

great

Todd Allbaugh

Yeah, no, I appreciate the call and appreciate you keeping it on on point here with the Birkenbeiner What?

Okay

Yeah,

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the telemark is still a thing up here and an important part of it So yeah skiing and everything up here in this part of the this part of the woods and so yeah, absolutely It's a huge part of the Birkenbeiner

Well, I know the

Norwegian dancers used to get invited and perform in the lobby of that beautiful lodge every year and I'm just

Todd Allbaugh

oh

really maybe if that happens because that was Yeah, they got to be a big part of that for years and years which

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I've never I've never asked this CJ.

Are you a native of Stoughton?

Is that where you

grew up?

My parents moved from the east side of Madison when I was five

Oh well.

I had to take you with.

Todd Allbaugh

But it's another, I mean, there's so much Scandinavian heritage all across Wisconsin, whether it's Stoughton, whether it's Westby in Southwest Wisconsin, up here in Hayward.

I mean, you know, you go all around the state and I think somebody knows somebody, their family who's Norwegian or Swiss or what have you.

And so yeah, Stoughton, the dancers there, you have the beautiful art center there, the performing art center, lots of great heritage there.

and Stoughton as well, right?

Yeah, very much.

Sitnam I parade, which is celebrates Norway's independence day of the 17th of May is what it stands for.

But yeah, it really is.

There's some great ambassadors.

They have sister cities in Norway and a lot of Scandinavian people certainly migrated to that area and community.

Yeah, it's where

Todd Allbaugh

I look

like I'm when I had hair but

Todd Allbaugh

You and me both my friend I don't have a whole lot of hair left either but those things happen great call CJ appreciate you're bringing that up and Yeah, have a great weekend.

All right.

Thanks for calling appreciate you eight five five seven five two four eight four two eight five five seven five two four eight four two Just a couple of minutes left for you to weigh in on today's what's worse mittens or gloves

Mittens or gloves 8 5 5 7 5 2 4 8 4 2 Do we get your final answer Sam on that?

What do you think?

I think gloves are worse because mittens like I've got I've got my mittens here at I'm wearing

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look at see you have some really nice mitt

eggs Yeah, they're made out of

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leather leather.

Yeah, you can you can fit a hand warmer in them and warm all

Todd Allbaugh

your fingers

at once Which is really nice, but if

For whatever reason, if the studio ever were to get to like 20 degrees, I wouldn't be able to do my job because I have to press a lot of buttons and I can't do that.

Todd Allbaugh

You'd be like a Muppet or something.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

No, I think you're right.

I mean I have both and I mean I agree with most of our collars and and textures I think I'm gonna love these these really heavy-duty mittens if I can go like a for a hike out at picnic point or a cover dodge a winter I love winter hikes and so but if you're just gonna be hiking I like the mittens but yeah if I'm gonna be driving or not and now as he's saying all these packer ones I got up at Lambo they have a little material on the end so you can actually like you know text with

oh you can use a smartphone with them that's pretty

Todd Allbaugh

slick

Which I mean again, you should just be enjoying I should be out enjoying nature not worried about my phone But it's nice like yesterday we were outside and you have to broadcast you want to do a couple of things the deck I agree at the dexterity part of of gloves, so I Guess that's why those of us in Wisconsin try to try to use both, right?

Um here a listener to be RCE in Richland Center says kitten mittens are the best now What are you your young person Sam kitten mittens?

Have you heard of those?

I sure wish I have heard of them.

I Alright

Todd Allbaugh

well if anybody knows what kitten mittens are text us in and explain So that would be that'd be great.

All right, I guess that wraps it up.

So I think the I think the the the

the winner today or the loser is that gloves or mittens mittens are worse overall if you want to do anything besides walk around all right thank you so much appreciate everybody for participating come on back we're live in hayward for the bergambiner a special edition of what's worse with our friend cp chris paul's on the other side is the title ball show from hayward on the civic media radio network

Hello, friends.

Welcome back to the clubhouse here.

It's Donald Paul Show live from Hayward, Wisconsin.

That's our Olympic.

Birkenbeiner music there as we are live in Hayward for the 51st annual American Birkenbeiner.

We are downtown Hayward, Wisconsin, just a half a block off of Main Street, where tomorrow the finish line will take place for thousands of people here in Hayward for the Birkenbeiner starts out up by cable and then advances down and finishes right behind us.

We are the studios of WBZH, our affiliate station here, not affiliate, but our news talk station in the North Woods.

And I'm looking forward to all that coverage.

You can also catch coverage tomorrow on Muskie101 FM.

That's our normally our country music station.

Big G and Gray are going to have coverage all day tomorrow.

You can also stop by the studios here in downtown Hayward and WBZH.

Great prizes and fun by all.

We appreciate everybody up here for making us feel welcome.

It is a wonderful event and hopefully each and every one of you gets up here and enjoys it very, very soon.

One final

shout out to our great sponsor this week, Big Fish Golf and Die Hard Sports Bar and Grill located on True North Lane.

Help you make all this coverage possible for us here at Civic Media.

All right, time once again at 135.

For another edition of we can review real actual goofy things that goofy humans do Normally our friend Peter Rapine would join us up for but for those playing the home game and scorecards at home Peter Rapine a scratch at that position today and the designated hitter Chris Paul's Chris Paul's our old friend and the co-executive producer of this program who is a media mogul

And he joins us now from his home.

CP, welcome back to the show.

It's been much too long.

It's been a while, Todd.

Yeah, you're way down the bench today.

Way down.

Todd Allbaugh

Not true at all, but we appreciate you filling in for a pine.

He's a little under the weather and we wish him all the best in the hope that Dia sober is up soon.

No, I'm just

kidding.

I mean, I checked in to see if it was bottle flu or not.

It wasn't.

He's he's legit sick.

Todd Allbaugh

It's the real deal.

Yeah.

All

right to

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help us out these are at least say with rape pine this is you could find all of these stories at ebombsworld.com ebombsworld.com and You help oversee this entity these are real stories now you worked for the onion for a while This is not that this is not satire.

These are actual things that actual humans have done

Yep, these are real stupid things done by real stupid people, Todd.

And, you know, we've got a whole slate today.

First, I would like to say that on the what's worse today, it's boxing gloves for me.

That's all I wear.

Boxing

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gloves.

Yeah, out in cold.

You see me drive.

It's really, I recommend it.

I mean, they come in handy for a variety of reasons.

Todd Allbaugh

Well, and if you drive through the wrong part of town, you're all set to go.

Your hands are warm and you're prepared.

That's it.

you know and the charges aren't as severe um because of the glove anyway should we get this let's let's get right to it

Todd Allbaugh

uh sam is ready to go he's joining us as well and uh all right let's get right into it the uh the week review uh from epom's world cp what's our first headline

the first headline it comes to us from pennsylvania todd and it's man claims he's had sex with every woman in pennsylvania that he wanted to

Man claims that he's had

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sex with every woman in Pennsylvania that he wanted to and I feel like the wanted to is the key headline part of the headline

It totally is the absolutely like thing you can't miss And ladies if you go and look at this fellow, I mean what a catch I think an idea of who this gentleman might be jumps into your head the second you hear the headline and

Right, but uh, yeah, he also wants the world to know Uh, I should say the female were to know that he's moving to Nashville soon So look out down there and apparently size six is the number for him so

Todd Allbaugh

So so he's he's gone through the whole state of pennsylvania at this point And and again the key here is not he's not had sex with every woman in pennsylvania But those that he wanted to and so now he's moving on to tennessee.

Yep

He's a discriminating gentleman.

Just just look at him.

Do we still have these links on the site on the civic site?

Todd Allbaugh

Yeah, we will put them on there after After the show we put them in the show notes or whatever so people can click

on

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those and yes Once you once you see this gentleman the list of women who may have want to have relations with him is a pretty short list

Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, he just for Wisconsin reference, he looks like the guy in 85 that was sitting outside the quick trip after it closed down.

Todd Allbaugh

The guy in 1985 sitting in front of quick trip after it closed down.

We all know that guy.

Yeah.

Heck, I was.

It's always great to be back in the super station, too.

Todd Allbaugh

It's great to have you along.

Okay, very good.

I can I can honestly say that I've never had sex in Pennsylvania by the way just for the record All right number two a second headline from E palms world

Couple smokes out all their guests with dry ice gender reveal party gone horribly wrong so listeners who

I'm now going to poison your brain if you don't know what a gender reveal party is.

This

is where people that are going to have a baby make an absolutely ridiculous production out of a lot of nothing by revealing to the world what gender their baby is going to be.

And in this particular video, they do it with dry ice and absolutely flood their house with smoke.

First of all, you're having a child like whoopee, like no one has ever done that before.

Uh, new in the annals of human history, but I know I get that I'm supposed to be happy for you, but can't just everyone need to know like

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just well and also why have these things become literal production?

I mean, I remember what it's like.

Oh, we're pregnant.

Y'all great.

Good for you.

I do you know what it is yet either a no, we're gonna wait or uh, yeah, uh, we're having a girl or having a boy.

That's it.

Now there's a whole industry to your to this headline.

I mean, dry ice.

I mean, I mean, did they bring in a prince impersonator?

I mean,

what's going on with this?

Like people burn down like the entire forest doing this nonsense.

Yes.

But anyway, you think I'm screaming at the clouds now.

Just wait in like four minutes.

Todd Allbaugh

OK.

So the point of this story is this couple brought in a huge dry ice machine to the point where people were just suffocating.

They're literally like kind of pouring out of the house.

There's all this pink smoke everywhere.

It's, you know,

It's worse than worse than when the elected new pope

Todd Allbaugh

Which which by the way could be happening very soon um all right uh headline number three of uh epoms world with cp

Weed Farm, excuse me, Weed Farm burns down, gives everyone in the area a free contact high.

Todd Allbaugh

Weed Farm burns down and give everyone a contact high.

This is one of my favorites of the week.

This is absolutely fantastic, explain.

Again, great video, Weed Farm Thailand, sadly caught on fire.

smoke didn't travel across the pond, sadly.

But yeah, people in the immediate area, man, there's like, you could, the sound of chip bags opening everywhere.

Todd Allbaugh

I mean, this isn't any different than walking down Willy Street on a Saturday afternoon, quite frankly, but no in Thailand.

This cannot be intentional because these people lost a lot of money.

Do you think this was arson?

Do we have any reporting on this?

Or somebody just dropped a match and the whole thing went up in smoke and everybody goes around thinking they're flying.

I mean, I don't know.

Maybe a bong chipped over.

Who knows?

However it happened, the immediate area was the total benefactor.

Todd Allbaugh

And that's the great part of the story, right?

Is that grandma, who probably never lit up in her life, is sitting there feeling really happy and the grandkids finally see grandma a little

happy.

Todd Allbaugh

See?

Helping the world.

One bonfire at a time.

We're talking with C.P.

from Epom's World, all these headlines, real things that wacky humans have done at epomzworld.com.

All right, C.P., next headline.

Remembering when a dude ate uranium on live TV to show, quote, that it's harmless.

Todd Allbaugh

Now, wait

a minute.

Explain this

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leading uranium on live TV.

And again, we have to, our lawyers are telling us, do not try this at

home.

It is very harmless.

You know, I think one comment said, like, once on the lips, half life on the hips.

Todd Allbaugh

What prompted this individual to do this?

So this guy, this gentleman was, it is in 1983.

It was after the Three Mile Island accident.

Todd Allbaugh

Oh

yeah.

This gentleman was a member of the John Birch Society.

Of course.

Yeah, I feel like once an absolute ridiculed organization, kind of surprised today they don't have a theme park.

Why?

John

Todd Allbaugh

Birch Society theme park?

I mean, anyway.

Anyway.

He's claimed that Three Mile Island didn't happen, and he was a big proponent of safe nuclear power, which if done correctly, I mean, the real problem with nuclear power is

disposing of the waste, but I guess

that's

why we have Nevada.

So he allegedly ate uranium on live television.

Nobody could ever verify that it was actually uranium.

He did live till 2008 to the ripe old age of 82 years old.

So I doubt that he actually ingested uranium.

He did this a number of different times, but I just thought it was kind of old.

It is just a wild video.

You should watch it.

Todd Allbaugh

Well, I think the moral of this story, CP is don't ingest uranium because it's bad for Uranus.

Anyway, next story, headlines from Chris Paul's CP here at E-POM's world.

Sam, do you have a sound effect of shooting fish in a barrel because that's... Todd just did.

Todd Allbaugh

We've worked together for too long.

you know when you when you when you know someone since the they'll kindergarten or whatever it was you know it's true

this one is a more visual thing but it's it's really quite cool did this new station actually create capture a UFO so this is a guy about to do a weather report and he's I forget which city is buddy it's the city skate behind him and all of a sudden this light like shoots across the screen and he's like hey whoa

And some people speculated that it's just a spotlight reflecting off the clouds.

But again, pretty cool.

Happened on live TV.

They're out there, Todd.

Todd Allbaugh

Oh, I. So this is like whether you're at.

WBAY TV in Green Bay or WISC TV in Madison or TMJ in Milwaukee all these new stations now to bring you and have you noticed this it's all about right now right now I mean we got we got six inches of snow in Madison a couple weeks ago and you would thought up was a hurricane Irma about to land in Madison and so now they have these weather cameras where they give you the real time they want to show you the weather and so they is that what we're talking about here where these weather cams and in live time

A ufo goes right across the screen

Yep, and that's kind of the story of that, but it is kind of interesting video video and we'll let Our listeners kind of make up their own mind.

I think it's much

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isn't

real Long these same lines hungry whale appears to eat kid then spits him out hungry whale

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kid and then appears to spit him out all

right kind of my viral and reddit is

uh, past week where this dad, uh, allegedly videotaped his son in a kayak.

A whale appears, appears to drag him under and ingest him and then spit him out.

Some people, again, speculating this is a fake, but I will tell you if it's a fake, it's a very, very, very well done one.

It looks very

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real.

Wow.

What country is this from?

I

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suppose it is.

Why would you know, it's understandable why a whale would spit out a human being like who wants to eat equal parts like resentment and anxiety like

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Nobody wants that nobody wants that for dinner But then do we know what country this comes from did that that makes a difference but

One with an ocean Todd, I don't know what to tell you

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all right somewhere in the world, but this is a

Apparently a kid's kayaking and the whale comes I have actually seen this video

and it

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is I don't think it's fake.

I think could you

see this?

You see this every so

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often, right?

Somebody's kayaking or whatever and all of a sudden like, you know a humpback whale comes up and like lifts them out or They weren't just living in the fishes world after all we're invading their world

It was all presented to us in Star Trek 4, Todd

and I just said a

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hundred percent.

I just said that carries

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benefit.

Two whales named George and Gracie.

We'll come back after this.

More with CP.

Actual headlines from actual wacky human beings.

More week in review as we're live from Hayward at the American Burkabiner here on the Civic Media

Radio Network.

Everybody's got a fever for the birdie.

Todd Allbaugh

Welcome back to our special coverage of the American Burr Combiner in Hayward, Wisconsin.

It's the title of our show live on location here in beautiful Hayward.

WBZH, our beautiful station up here in Hayward.

That music, Sam, nicely done there.

Great band called Super Tanker, based out of Madison, Wisconsin.

And one of the leads, the guitar player, singer, songwriter, extraordinaire.

He's a man, he's a renaissance man.

CP, Chris Pauls, who joins us now.

I've seen you guys play and people should come out.

They can find you on on Facebook.

I know it's super tanker.

Any big gigs coming up soon?

We're going to be at summer fest again this summer.

It sounds like and we're going to be playing at the high noon saloon in June.

There'll be some other stuff on the site.

But yeah, thanks Sam for the plug there.

Super tanker.

You can find us on YouTube and Spotify.

Todd Allbaugh

Yeah, great band and all our mutual friend rocker who had you guys have played together their bands before and He went through a little health of not a little I'm understating that health incident here a while ago.

He's talked about that on max and radio There's a big benefit concert for him to help play with the expenses coming up on May 4th And I know I'm gonna be there.

I'm assuming you're gonna be there and do more information on that soon But people should get out on May 4th for that

Yep, absolutely

It happened to be there that night.

We were the band that was on the bill with them.

It was quite, frankly, one of the more traumatic things I've ever seen in my life.

But it's had a happy ending.

And everybody should help them as much as they can.

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Yeah, Rocker was on Back of Max in radio this last week kind of sharing some of that stuff and very powerful radio.

So very thankful that he is on the road to recovery and more information about that great concert coming up on May 4th.

You can find Super Tanker as CP said at Spotify and Wells.

CP.

YouTube and our site is super tanker band at US.

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All right.

Very good.

There you go.

All right.

Back to the matter at hand.

More wacky headlines.

We can review courtesy of e-palms world.

CP in for an ill rapine this week.

What's the next headline CP?

Dude wakes up to discover he ate the whole hotel minibar.

Now, wait a minute.

The dude wakes up to find out he ate the whole

Hotel minibar explain.

So everybody knows that hotel minibars are the biggest ripoff like in all of America.

And this poor kid went to bed, apparently had quite a night of it.

And he consumed everything at the hotel minibar.

I'm assuming this cost him thousands of dollars.

But he did a little video about it.

It's cute.

It's kind of funny.

Anybody who's ever shown up kind of late at night in a hotel room and found things closed and dipped into the mini bar.

There always is a little sticker shot.

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It adds up quickly.

I think I've only I've only dived into the twice ever.

And I can't like I think I had like a beer out of there or something.

It was like 20 bucks.

It was just it was just like really seriously.

You really haven't eaten a $17 bag of Cheetos.

All right.

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All right.

What else you got next headline?

It turns out you can get a VIP table at Popeyes now.

At Popeyes.

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That's true.

The fast food restaurant.

As this video demonstrates, these people got table service at Popeyes,

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and I

gotta tell you, it kind of looks like the thing for me.

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I mean.

Should we have our next meeting there?

I think we totally could.

At least a furor over the chicken sandwich has calmed down some lunch.

We don't have to worry about being stabbed

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in the line.

I've seen video of this.

And the staff of Popeyes, some of these restaurants, they come out and cheer you on when you have a birthday or whatever.

But I don't understand what the VIP part is.

Do they bring out a gold bucket of chicken, or what are they doing?

I mean, I have to watch the video.

They come out.

There's a little bit of TGAI Friday-ish song and dance, but

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I

gotta say it's way leveled up from that.

And totally worth it, plus I, you know, I mean, I just love the chicken.

As I get older, it's a rapidly age, probably right in front of all the viewers' eyes.

Like, I'm kind of a fried chicken guy in my old age.

are you really I haven't well I mean the mistake these days to be honest.

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Did you see that KFC is pulling out of Kentucky and going to Texas?

Yes.

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They also left our hometown.

There's no more KFC and Richland Center.

It's been there since we were in high school.

You know, a quote pad and Oswald all had itself with them with the failure pile in the sadness bowl.

We

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put all that

stuff in that bowl.

That was the end.

Right.

Yeah.

The state was inevitable.

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All right.

One more headline, CP.

I got one for you.

It's a doozy.

Columbia's president says whiskey is as bad as cocaine, and we're racist for banning it.

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Whiskey is as bad as cocaine, and we, the United States people, are racist for banning

it.

I don't know the racist part.

Peter started up that headline a little bit.

But he does seem to suggest that cocaine is frowned upon because it's mostly produced in Latin America and then select horse trailers around the United States.

Everybody should just go on and watch the video and just kind of let the guy speak for himself.

Todd Allbaugh

You can find all these headlines at ebombsworld.com.

Thank you, CP.

We appreciate you filling in.

Now, you have a big announcement here.

What's going on here?

In a couple of weeks, I'm going to be back to talk about something we're going to do on the show that's going to be brave new world for us.

And I'm really excited about it.

We've been working on it for a long time.

Let's just say that it will be around the NCAA tournament time and might have a little bit of linkage to that.

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But I thought it

would come on here and do an insufferable tease.

And hopefully people tune in a couple of weeks and we'll have a big announcement

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for them.

All right.

CP will be back in a couple of weeks with a big announcement.

We appreciate you, CP.

Thank you so much for everything you do for the show and for filling in for Repine today.

Great job.

Really appreciate

it.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, Sam.

I

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appreciate you.

All right.

Also, thanks to our friend also Brady Ewing.

It's a big Richland Center show today.

It was Brady Ewing as well.

Also, Ryan Kramer for being on the show and all the participants of the Birkenbeiner.

Thanks to Sam Davidson for filling in for Zommerist today.

I appreciate you, Sam.

Have a great weekend.

Maggie Dawn is next.

Whatever you're fighting for, whatever you believe in, do not give up.

Keep banging your drum.

We'll see you on Monday with Matt Flynn.

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