This Shouldn’t Be A Thing – High And Dry Edition

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minutes. This shouldn't be a thing. And of course, if you ever have a thing that you think should not be send it into Greg and me, Ad Jane says at civicmedia.us. This one from Sky News headline reads,

Mosh pit nappy designed to avoid cues at gig lose sells out. Now Jane, you have experience in the world of England. You know, they say different things. My husband is English. He is English. Can you translate to the good listeners of the show? What they mean when they say nappy.

They mean a diaper. Yes, they do. So I would, I would change this into American and put Mosh pit diaper designed to avoid lines at long bathroom lines sells out.

Yep. Although America is really adopting cues. I hear a lot of Americans say Q. Yeah, Q is catching on Lou, not so much.

The black leather accessory includes metal studs and chains and prevents bathroom breaks from spoiling your concert.

An adult incontinence nappy designed for concert goers to avoid long cues at toilets is on sale a limited edition pit diaper specifically for Mosh pits at concerts was available for around 75.

Until it's sold out. It's sold out. Yeah, of course it did. I'm a metalhead. I get this. This may be like me. I'm in my late 40s.

Are you familiar with this US company liquid death? Yes, they make water. Wonderful, delicious water.

A sparkling water brand known for its unusual heavy metal style images and marketing. Yeah, the promotional material for this nappy says quote, if you've been to a concert, you know the scariest place isn't the Mosh pits. It's the bathroom.

Now you can avoid having to brave that hell scape with the new pit diapers. Adding it helps fans relieve themselves in the safety of the Mosh pit. Oh, no.

Yes, Jane. Would you say that to someone who was wearing, you know, adult diapers and just living their life. Some people have issues. I accept them for who they are.

But that's not what this is. Jane, I'm not hearing you right now. This is people who are too lazy to leave the Mosh pit to go to the restroom and then come back.

We're going to say potato potato. You see this that way. I see those guys who look like me or who are older, who can't stop dressing like 19 year old skateboarders who are like, I want to get in the pit and they're like, oh, no.

And then it, you know, they may go to the bathroom, but they're not going to make the run. So, hey, man, we live in a state where they invented something called a stadium pal for packer fans. I cannot judge anyone on this.

You make a good point there. Thank you very much. I would just think it would be so uncomfortable after a certain period of time. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But, you know, the power of metal Jane is full force. It takes over your entire body.

It's not until two minutes after you walk out of the venue and you're like, Oh, God, I'm covered in weed.

The company has teamed up with an adult in continents brand to produce the black plethora accessory, which includes metal studs and chains, apparently to give a little oomph to your dipper action.

Well, I say rock on my friends. Don't let your weakened bladders hamper the love for metal music. The metal always wins.

Liquid death also has some other merchandise, including misfortune cookies, fortune cookies, but have bad fortunes.

A soap designed for psychopaths and a can of drink duct tape to a wall for $5.2 million. That's equating itself to the banana wall. That's called social commentary. That's social commentary right there.

Kind of kind of love that liquid death. We should get sponsored by them, Jane.

Sure. We'll work on that really good water.

And you forget it. I'm not going to follow it down to its ultimate path. You get the water at the beginning and you catch it at the end.

There it is. There it is. That wraps up today's edition of this shouldn't be a thing.

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