This Shouldn’t Be A Thing – Nopesferatu Edition

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If you ever have a thing you think should not be send it into Greg and me at Jane says at

civic media dot us J N E S A Y S Jane says at civic media dot us today. It is the

notes for a two edition headline reads from Indie wire for twenty thousand dollars. You can

sleep like Bill Skarsgard in nose for a two a full size leopard replica of count orlox sarcophagus

are now available for sale. Yes, you heard that right. It's the upcoming horror film

notes for a two going back and that's one of the earliest vampire movies I think.

Yeah, I think it was the first horror movie that it was black and white and pretty scary. Yeah.

They have a new version coming out this month. No, it's for a two. The sarcophagus bed thank goodness

featured in the movie is now available for fans to purchase everywhere a full size replica

of the one used by Bill Skarsgard's count orlox on screen. It's actually handcrafted from premium

materials and sits on a wooden base with intricate carvings. Hence the twenty thousand dollar price tag.

The focus features says in an email this highly collectible sarcophagus also features a

distinctive interior with a custom fit mattress and foam lid for easy opening at sundown.

I feel like we're doing an ad for this now. Like

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, the Nasparatu sarcophagus bed weighs 250 pounds is sanded and hand coated

comes with a numbered certificate of authenticity. You got to make sure that it fits though.

The outside of the sarcophagus, including lid and base measures 97 inches long 36 inches wide

and 46 inches high. That is a pretty roomie coffin. But, uh, if that's your thing,

I get a friend and the lid closes. Well, that I'm in. I'm like, goodness. What are you going

to do with it if it doesn't close? I wasn't going to buy this piece of garbage until you said

the lid closes. My goodness. Twenty thousand dollars. And this can be yours. It would certainly

make for a very unique Christmas gift. I'm not quite sure what message that would send to your

loved one. I mean, it would make it like, I hope you sleep tight. This couldn't happen soon enough.

I just, I was just trying to help. Just a thought. Just a thought. Uh, Nasparatu, the newest

edition premieres in theaters this Christmas. Nothing says Christmas like a nice creepy vampire movie.

The original came out 1922 is 102. Wow. Wow. Uh, it also stars along with Mr. Skarsgard,

Nicholas Holtz, Lily Rose Dept, Aaron Taylor Johnson, Emma Corrin, Ralph Inneson, Simon McBernie,

and Willem DeFoe. Of course, it's got Willem DeFoe in it. He that's that's right in his alley.

He's always in the movies. And I'm happy about that. I'm here for this. I paid $20,000 to hang out

with Willem DeFoe. Well, if you want to check it out, you can sleep when you're dead. Yeah.

For $20,000, sleep like Bill Skarsgard in Nosparatu. Have fun. Let me put it this way. If I

spent 20 grand on a coffin bed, I'd probably be murdered by my wife. So I would have the perfect

place, you know, to go to rest. Exactly. That's nice. That wraps up today's edition of

This should be a thing coming up tomorrow. Neil Unwitz is going to be joining us. He is with

national security leaders for America. And he wrote an op ed a couple of weeks ago about how to

deal with the incoming administration. Nice. He's got kind of a slightly different take on things.

Gotcha. So that should be interesting. Senator Tammy Baldwin just got on the books that just

yep, we just got her book today. She will be here at 1121. And then 1130 as he is every other

Thursday, all things sports with ECME sports companies Paul Newton. And we will be talking about

Aaron Rogers. He has opinions on Aaron Rodgers. He's got some. Yes, he's got. Yes, it should be

it should be a great great show. Okay. News is coming up next. Stay tuned for that. Thank you,

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