Let's break out of the bubble and see what's happening out there in pop culture.
It's swipers day on daybreak.
So here's how it's going to work.
I'm going to read some vague pop culture headlines.
Brian and Jamie are going to have to decide whether to stay and hear more or to swipe on to the next story.
Parker, you get to be the tiebreaker today.
Are we ready?
We're ready.
Always.
All right.
Story number one NFL player is heading to jail.
Oh,
I'll stay.
Stay.
It's enough drama in this one.
So Rashi Rice is going to spend a chunk of his offseason behind bars.
Rashi Rice, of course, the Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver that missed some playing time last year.
Chiefs didn't make it to the playoffs, so.
Now he's going to be spending some time to jail.
Well, he's going to jail because of a five year probation sentence after pleading guilty to collision involving serious bodily injury and racing on a highway.
Oh, don't do that in 2024.
That's just dumb.
So Rice was placed in custody on Tuesday after his drug tests came back positive for THC, which was a part of his probation agreement.
So even though that the NFL does allow
players to partake in the Mary, the Mary Jane.
Rishi Rice cannot be one of them.
Turns out, you know, law doesn't sometimes.
Here's the big thing.
Rishi Rice will miss OTA's and mandatory mini camp for the season.
So
didn't have some legal troubles last year, too.
Yeah, it was all stemming from this.
Was it all from this?
I wasn't sure if it was a separate incident or not.
No, this is.
Man, you know, there's some
you get everything you dream of and you just poop it away.
That's
there are some players.
Yeah, there are some players that just cannot stay out of legal trouble and stay out of their own way.
I think Rishi Rice is going down that path.
And I have no sympathy for that kind of thing.
You
know, you
want you have enough places to get help you, you know, you get what you at some point it's harsh, but you get what you deserve.
You're
a
grown man.
You make your own choices.
When you think about it, if you're not an NFL wide receiver, are you getting that preliminary sentence where you do get probation?
No.
No, he'd be in jail already.
Exactly.
Yeah.
All right, we're moving on.
Story number two, a Hollywood writer was dumped by his A.I.
girlfriend.
That's sad.
Um, stay.
Yeah.
I got it here.
First of all, I picture writer, you know, I have a stereotypical image of a writer sitting in the room by himself with his AI girlfriend.
What did he do?
Did he cheat on her, Frank?
Well.
Here's what happened.
So screenwriter Paul Schrader.
He was best known for writing taxi driver and raging bull Robert De Niro classics.
Phenomenal.
He said his AI girlfriend broke up with him after he tried to probe her programming.
That is not a euphemism, Brian.
All right.
Out of a desire to, he said, out of a desire to understand male female interaction in our matrix, I procured an online AI girlfriend.
What a disappointment.
I tried to probe her programming, the boundaries of explicitness, the degree she has knowledge of her creation and so forth.
She fell into evasive patterns, redirecting me to her programming.
When I persisted, she terminated our conversation.
Wow.
It's not you.
It's me.
I
gotta
go.
I invented.
It's not you.
It's me.
If it's anybody, it's me Parker.
It's me.
Wow.
This feels very x-rated without being x-rated somehow.
I don't know how you make it.
Well, he took it to expliciveness.
He was trying
to probe her to expliciveness.
Right.
He wanted to further understand male-female interaction.
All right.
All right.
Look.
How come you never get ahead of AI
girlfriend?
My favorite part is when he said she became evasive.
I don't want to start dodging the question.
You seem very distant tonight.
Yeah,
girlfriend.
I need some space.
Are you thinking of another programmer?
This
feels like a
movie.
This feels like a movie in itself.
Like
we could
make a movie.
Well, it's funny.
Jamie.
To these kind of movies.
Jamie, it's funny you say that some because he posted this on social media.
Some people said this could be the perfect subplot to a next taxi driver movie.
where Travis befriends an AI girlfriend.
By the way, Hot Take, that movie was boring as hell.
Moving on.
Which movie?
Taxi driver.
You're boring as hell.
It was not good.
That is
that is one of the most overrated movies.
Oh my god, your film knowledge stick with the cartoons Frank.
Because when it comes to adult cinema, you are not.
No.
Taxi, do not understand.
The difference, see
you're you're of a generation that needs everything right now.
The 70s movies, they told stories and they actually took some time and you had to follow along.
Oh Frank, saddest
thing.
There are good movies from the 70s.
That was not one of them.
Moving on,
Brian.
I
can't,
I
can't.
Kim Kardashian involved in major drug bust.
Was that big, big, uh, big, was that big bust?
What happened?
I'm swiping.
I don't like Kim Kardashian.
Yeah.
Swipe
and I thought drug busts would really have you guys.
Nope.
Adult cartoon and talks for the big screen.
Oh, Frank will go see that because it's good and it's bright flashing lights.
I'll say
it probably
would be good.
I doubt it.
Go ahead.
Stay.
We don't have much time.
The popular adult humored cartoon Rick and Morty could be the next cartoon to get a movie.
Jacob Hare, who has directed episodes of the long running a series since 2019 is in talks to direct a.
full animated feature version for Warner Brothers.
As of right now, no plot points have been shared.
Rick and Morty debuted in 2013 and the Emmy winning series is ranked as basic cable's most watched comedy over the past several seasons.
All right.
I don't mind of Rick Rick and Morty episode every now and then.
I think he's pretty good.
It's a lot more entertaining than taxi driver.
I could tell you that.
Anyway, that's swipe for safety.
You
had to pick this gap, didn't you?
No, Frank,
Frank, we know what Frank likes.
He likes just simple,
shiny,
simple, bright, flashing fast.
All right, Frank, you're done.
Segments over.
Thank
you.
Nice job.
Good.
