Let's break out of the bubble and see what's happening out there in pop culture.
It's swipers day on daybreak.
We are swiping and saying here's how it's going to work.
I'm going to read some pop culture headlines and Brian and Jamie are going to have to decide whether they want to hear more of it or if they want to swipe onto the next one and Parker can be the tiebreaker if we need them.
So we're going to go on to story number one.
We have a love boat scandal.
Oh.
Love Boat Scandal.
The Love Boat
Stay.
I like a
scandal.
I like a good scandal.
Stay.
All right.
So this was a trick to get Brian to agree to this story.
We have a
Diana Roussini
and my
Drabel update.
Oh, this will go into your permanent file.
I
hope it does.
Put it in canvas, Brian.
Put the grade in canvas.
It turns out that the two rented a boat together in Tennessee of June, 2021.
Wow.
It
was
a two to three hour private excursion between the two.
Now here's the kicker.
Yes.
Roussini was about six months pregnant at the time.
Oh.
Now.
I'm not saying, but I'm just saying there's been a lot of speculation about the timeline of this relationship and affair.
Yeah.
And there have been some rumors, some stories, everyone's like, oh my God, faceless, but the timeline is starting to line up a little bit.
And it's leading to a possible bombshell report.
And I did say if we get any more news, it's going to be leading towards that or that news is going to drop.
Now, I'm not going to go out and say what it is.
It's pure speculation at this point.
And we can't write or deny any such rumors, but there could be an update in the future.
See, Brian, aren't we can
confirm that this, uh, this segment is duplicitous at best and downright fraudulent at worst.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I don't know those big words.
Musician says to leave his kids with his fortune would be abuse.
I hate these people.
Stay.
Any guesses on which musician said this?
Uh oh.
Oh gosh.
I want to,
hmm.
No idea.
I want to say Kanye.
Think older,
older, older,
older.
Mick Jagger.
It is not Mick Jagger, Jamie.
We'll just throw Bon Jovi.
It is not Bon Jovi.
So Sting has come out and doubled down on not leaving his massive fortune with his kids.
He said, the worst thing you can do to a kid is say, you don't have to work.
I think that's a form of abuse that I hope I'm never guilty of.
All of my kids have been blessed with this extraordinary work ethic.
Whether it's the DNA of it or whether I've said to them, guys, you've got to work.
I'm spending our money.
I'm paying for your education.
You've got shoes on your feet.
Go get to work.
You went on to say, I don't think it's cruel.
I think there's a kindness there and a trust in them that they will make their own way.
They're tough.
my kids.
Now, Sting's net worth is $500 million.
Wow.
If I'm one of his kids, I'm pissed.
Of course you are.
$500 million.
Come on, leave some crumbs.
I agree.
See, but I agree in part with the you want to have you want to the kids to be able to do things on their own.
You want them to.
But I also know that down the road, you know,
you leave them something
put it in
a truss so they only
get so much so often right
or something like
that
or and you know but you got it yeah you can't just give it all away i mean i i understand to work ethic i understand not spoiling kids i think people who earn all that money and never do anything uh look at look at some of the children of power
we see
now or the rich kids that have never had to work a day in their lives right
That's wrong.
That is cruel.
Agreed.
But not leaving your kids something out of your fortune.
Sit down.
Here's
a thing.
How about a little
something
you know?
Here's a question.
Tantric lovin'.
I was just going to say that was going to be my next question.
Is he leaving it to like a Tantric yoga studio?
Is that what he's
doing?
He hasn't said.
Oh, OK.
All right.
Just checking.
He's a pretentious jerk.
He really, yeah.
Just asked Stuart Copeland.
Yeah.
His drummer.
Story three.
Let's move on to story three.
Disney cruise ship at the center of child crime.
You broke up a little.
Will you repeat the headline, please?
Disney cruise ship at the center of child crime.
Child crime in Disney?
The mouse?
I'm in.
Stay.
This feels like scandal again, so I'll stay.
So several Disney cruise ship staff members.
were reportedly arrested last month as part of a larger investigation into child sexual abuse material crimes.
God.
Oh, that
is not the happiest boat on the
water.
It sure isn't.
Customs and border protection agents boarded eight cruise ships in San Diego as part of an ongoing enforcement operation between April 23rd and April 27th.
One of the cruise ships belonging to Disney the California Post reported Disney went on to say they have zero tolerance for all of this yada yada yada Yeah, it's still under investigation We don't know what exactly the material was where the material came from at the moment.
We just know that
Wow
some members of the Disney cruise.
Yeah
Wow Wow, that's insanity
It's scary.
That's stunning.
Actually.
Yeah.
I thought I boy, Disney is that's going to cause quite a ripple at
Disney because
they they pride themselves on everything being picture perfect all the time.
