Never trust my advice.
I make stuff up.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, but this is Dear Uncle Rusty.
We need your help on these.
Well, I'm here to help.
Okay, good.
I've been there.
I've done that and I have opinions on everything.
He does.
Yeah.
We'll see if he has an opinion today with Dear Uncle Rusty.
The anticipation.
Dear Uncle Rusty, there's a possibility, hopefully slim, that a friend's bride to be maybe a no-show at the wedding.
If this happens, what is the proper protocol for whomever is asked to announce the postponement of the service?
What does one say in such a situation from wants to be prepared?
Probably nothing because the groom is going to be dancing down the aisle.
I'm free!
I'm free!
Free at last!
Free at last!
Thank God Almighty!
I am free at last.
What am I
wrong?
This is the reaction from the only single guy in
the world.
I love that.
No, but seriously, what would be the proper protocol for who's supposed to...
It doesn't specify who is going to make that announcement.
If it's the bride that's not showing up, I would say the bride's maid.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I think the bride's maid is the one that needs to get up.
and make the announcement because there's probably a story that goes along with it and nobody is better at telling somebody to screw off than the bridesmaid.
Because that's their job at the wedding.
Their job at the wedding is to be the angry friend.
So if you're to write script for this like you have for commercials in the past, what does one say in such a situation?
Put yourself
in the flats of the Bridesmaid, please?
Oh, I don't know because I have to know the backstory.
The backstory is probably that on the day of the wedding, she had a little tate-of-tay with one of the Grimsmen and they ran off together.
And that she had known this guy for a long time because obviously their friends
and she just decided on the day of the wedding, this is too much, I can't take it anymore.
I love his friend more than I love him,
I'm outta
here.
All right, I'm gonna just put a little extra in this.
If it was an Italian wedding, like in the Godfather, what would happen?
The guns would be on the table.
As she walked up there, you would hear, a thousand times.
Go ahead, make my
day.
Make your announcement, honey.
Kim,
since you're in here, anything to add to today's Dear Uncle Rusty?
I'm still picturing Russ as the bridesmaid.
Uh-huh.
As the bridesmaid?
Well, that's the scenario he put you in.
Yeah, what's his color?
What color does he wear?
Wait a minute.
What did I miss?
I think he's the bridesmaid.
A sequin.
Sequin?
Seafoam.
Ooh.
Ooh, seafoam green.
I'm
in.
Yeah,
I'm in.
How is the
bridesmaid?
Well, I put
you in the
position of writing the script
for the bridesmaid.
You said the bridesmaid, it would be her.
Oh,
yeah.
If
it's the bride.
But
I said to put you in the flats of the bridesmaid, and I think that's when you started to think of him and the bridesmaid's
outfit.
I can, yeah.
Kim, that's on you.
That's not on him.
I'll just let that image in.
I'm glad I'm in
flats.
Heels are so difficult.
Yeah, I wasn't going to do that to you.
I know your ankles are tough.
The
Rock 108 Morning Show.