7-15-26 -- DEAR UNCLE RUSTY

Dear Uncle Rusty My boyfriend and I have lived together for two years and recently I needed to take a shower My boyfriend burst into the bathroom after I had started showering and said He had an urgent need to use the toilet He wanted me to get out of the shower so he could do his business I Offered I could simply close the curtain while he did what he needed to do, but he insisted that I leave

I found out that he has IBS and that trips to the bathroom can be urgent.

However, stepping out of the shower while I'm covered in soap and shampoo and having to wait while he wraps up, well, that's not great either.

I know this is gonna come up again.

What should I do from soap in my eyes?

Oh my

God.

Throw the soap in his eyes.

What a big baby.

What, uh, what man isn't...

embarrassed by sitting on a toilet and ripping one.

I mean, that's so stupid.

Close the shower.

I think, and you know what?

She should stand up to him.

She should definitely stand up to him.

Is there a bath brush in there?

Whack him over the head.

A little violence in a relationship.

That's a stupid request.

Who would do that?

except our friend Mikey, who has never farted in front of a girlfriend, or his wife his entire life.

There are

some strange people in this world that

just have weird hang-ups.

I have a question for you, though, but it's not from soap in my eyes.

He's got IBS, so maybe it's a little bit bad stomach, right?

He's in there.

It's already hot, steamy.

Well, that's true.

Okay, let's put on the woman in the shower hat.

Who wants to stay in a shower because that stink is gonna linger in the wet air?

Yes.

Yeah.

We have to think about this.

But this is dear Uncle Rusty.

I

know.

You just put that thought in my head though.

That would be pretty nasty.

But again, why are you living in a house with one bathroom?

Maybe it's a one and a half bathroom.

That's an Isla thing, by the way.

Almost all the houses in Iowa have one bathroom.

I don't understand that.

Probably because they're old.

So you say beat them up.

Is that what you're saying?

I think that's an option.

It's like, grow up, you baby.

That's my advice for most people, by

the way,

on most issues.

Grow up, you baby.

The Rock 108 Morning Show.