7-14-26 Cyclospora Sing-A-Long

There's a current scourge going on with the lettuce that's causing diarrhea Cyclospora And if you don't know a whole lot about it remember back to the days when we were growing up ways that you'd learn the Alphabet how to tie your shoes was all with songs.

So let's learn a little bit about Cyclospora

You could be a senior or senior

up

No hat or wearing a fedora Pray to the Bible or the Torah But it

won't

save you from cyclospora Oh, the aura, call your lawyer Your butt's been spotted like Sodom and Gomorrah Cancel that Caesar salad order Or you'll be searching for a toilet like Dora

The Cyclospora!

Cyclospora!

Cyclospora!

Like a park scrawling on Rockwood Oates.

There is a pretty unusual trend that's popping up in Russia now.

If you were to take a guess.

If it's a Russian trend, it must involve either vodka or steam baths.

Neither.

Okay.

In this case, more women are putting up their used breast implants up for sale online.

How do you get your used breast implants?

You have to go ahead and take it out?

Mm-hmm, yeah.

Why?

Surgeries have become less popular in recent years, and many women who have had their implants removed are trying to recoup some of the money that they spent on them.

So they become coupons.

Who would want to buy that?

I don't know.

Who would want to buy that?

I don't know.

Like, ooh, this was in her breast.

No.

This was her breast.

It was her breast.

Yes.

Some people are looking to earn extra cash however they can.

The implants are often listed for a fraction of their original cost, but doctors warn that reusing them is unsafe and could cause serious health complications.

Reusing them?

Putting them in your body?

Yeah.

What does this world come to?

Although I must say I do miss the breast enhancement days.

Do you?

Yes.

Yeah.

There's a point at which you can drive a Cadillac in between them that it's like, no.

Well,

like everything, you could go overboard.

Yeah.

There are doctors that know what they're doing.

Well, I was going overboard and then I was doing a motorboat joke and I couldn't come up with it.

If they're too big, it's called yachting

at that point.

There you go.

I just remember I liked it when women were very proud of their breasts.

Yeah.

Well, you were living in Southern California at a time when it was very prominent.

So Cal and Baltimore.

And

Baltimore.

Yeah, Baltimore.

You have the Hammer Jacks girls.

The bartenders were all very hot.

Pumped up.

Yeah.

Very hot women.

And they all went through a period of getting their breasts.

And, you know, they'd be, hey, I got my breasts.

Look, no, they're flashing.

That's why you liked them.

Well, they're trolling for tips, obviously.

Tips, is that how you pronounce that?

Just wondering.

Yeah, something like that.

Hammerjacks, you said at some point it was a live music club.

Did they ever have live dancing?

Oh, yeah.

They had, you know, when they had to put the screen up and the woman would go behind the screen.

What?

Yeah.

And and and do naked dancing.

But because they weren't a strip club, they had they had to do it from behind the screen.

So they have a spotlight, you know.

Yeah.

So it's like shadow puppets.

Exactly.

I don't know if I like that.

Well, but they they gave away prizes.

There was like $500 first prize for the best dancer

for the best shadow puppet

dance.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What?

That's odd.

Like what would happen if somebody unfortunately grabbed like, I don't know, like a thermos or something like that.

And then suddenly they're like, oh, do they have something downstairs that they're packing?

That would be funny.

Yeah, nobody put humor in it.

That would be good.

No, it was a fun.

It was a different time.

It was a fun time.

I mean, everybody, you know, on this throwback Thursday, Russ remembers times when there was sex and drugs and rock and roll, baby.

The Rock 108 Morning Show.

You guys know the name.

I mean, it's as simple as this.

Jake the Snake Roberts, Conquest Comic Con with Cheryl Roberts happening on Saturday Waterloo Convention Center.

Welcome to the show, Mr. Roberts.

Well, thank you.

I appreciate it.

You're going to be returning to the Midwest for the first time in quite some time.

Brief run with central states in the late seventies.

But if I remember right, didn't spend a whole lot of time around here.

Not much.

Not much at all, but I do remember coming to Des Moines quite a bit.

Cause that was a long ass trip from Kansas city.

When you were going through Kansas city, I heard that the territory back then did not pay a whole bunch, but you were pretty new in the business at the time, right?

Yeah, I was fresh man right out of the can.

I had a lot of learning to do.

And, uh, I appreciate the opportunity to come to Kansas city.

Uh, friend of mine, Buck Rowling brought me in and, uh,

He taught me a lot, and then he gave me some great advice and told me it's time for you to take a long move.

He sent me up to British Columbia, where I finally kicked it into gear and started figuring things out.

Is that when you were running with Stampede then?

Yeah, well, I went from Vancouver to Stampede afterwards.

And Stampede was a whole other can of worms.

That was crazy there.

I had an opportunity to work on top.

One of the first to do a ladder match in Stampede territory, right?

Yeah, yeah, sure was, man.

I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

I didn't have any damn business up at ladder.

I'll tell you that much.

So we're moving from his time in Stampede, and now you're going to be with Cheryl at the at the Comic Con.

How did the two of you guys meet?

Well,

I was out one night and went to a pretty hot bar in Atlanta and she happened to come in and she was striking and the guy that was on the bar wanted me to come to the birthday party so I went into the birthday party.

They had a private room and she was in there and man I couldn't wait to talk to her.

I finally got a moment with her and introduced myself and she told me that she didn't watch wrestling, she didn't like me.

She walked off and I chased her down all night and finally got her phone number.

And four months later we were married.

Wow.

Yeah, it was quick.

So, she didn't watch wrestling.

How does that conversation go where you go, we need to get you on TV.

Oh, wow.

That was a few years later.

And she didn't want to do it.

She did not want to do it, but I told her she never chose.

She had to do it.

And she went along with it and did it and did a great job at it.

She

gets her face airbrushed on Rick Rood's tights.

Uh, do you have any idea going into this that this is coming up?

Uh, I didn't know about the tights.

So I first seen him.

I said, Oh, that's not going to fly.

That's not happening.

And Ben says, Oh, he's wearing these.

I'm like, no, he's not, but I can't do that.

I said, if I don't go out there and tear him off of it.

I'm a stupid piece of shit.

And I did, I went out and tore them off on him.

It was just something to add fuel to the fire.

And it did.

And we had a good run with it.

He had to deal with the two of you in this aftermath.

You said that Cheryl slapped the tar out of him.

Yeah.

He told me she didn't

order an idea.

When you guys got back, started hanging out together again,

How does it feel?

Yeah,

cuz that's I mean there's a lot of time between When you guys were together back then and then now

yeah,

how does that feel to rekindle that?

Well, it's wonderful.

You know, we were separated for 24 years all me because I was drinking and drugging and Couldn't put it down And I was gonna run things my way and I did

You know, I ran them right into the ground.

And when I finally got sober, I'd always loved her.

There was no doubt about that.

All the years that we were separated, I finally got the nerve up the car.

And we started talking over the phone and they say, you know, I'm flying to Atlanta to go out with her.

We went out and it was touch and go.

There was a lot of things that had to be talked about.

There was a lot of things that had to be put to bed.

We did it.

It was tough.

There was a lot of emotional time there.

We had to work at it.

It's certainly been worth it.

I mean, I'm happier now than I ever had been.

I think she is too.

Watch the grandkids run and play and take them around a few places.

It's been good.

That's better than good.

It's great.

Signing autographs, taking some photos.

Be able to see Jake the Snake Roberts and Cheryl Roberts together Saturday, 6 p.m.

Waterloo Convention Center is a part of Conquest Comic Con.

You're a featured guest on Saturday night.

I'm looking forward to seeing you in Eastern Iowa.

Appreciate it.

We'll have a blast.

The Rock 108 Morning Show