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5-5-26 You Think You Got It Bad - Florida Poo Flinger
The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue May 5, 2026
You think you got it bad, Tom?
I love these.
You ready?
Yeah.
Florida woman.
She's earned a reputation as public enemy number two.
Okay.
She's terrorizing her neighborhood with a weekend long poop tossing spree.
No.
Yeah.
Her name's Alexis.
Arrested last Tuesday charges of criminal mischief after she was linked to incidents in which
human uh Well, you know tossed into yards and spread on houses mailboxes cars Please say a detective witness the 50 year old woman actually Dropping a deuce in the front yard before placing her under arrest Yeah
That's awesome.
Yeah, but imagine if like that's how she got picked up for Major League Baseball What?
Like the guy sees her and he's like okay, that's disgusting, but she's got an arm Did you see that toss dude?
Yeah, you see that catcher stance.
Yeah That sounds like a Disney movie.
Oh, it does.
Yeah Could be on Disney, right?
They're like big brown glove on the undisney
Throwing that is expensive though.
Okay, that's an
expensive like way to get it upset.
You got to be ordering a lot of takeout food that and How mad do you have to be to just wing your own stuff?
That's I'm saying like you go to the Mexican restaurant and they're like that guy likes tamales and you're like actually I just hate my neighbors I'm really upset
Is it specific because today is Cinco de Mayo that you have to go to the Mexican restaurant?
You could go anywhere.
You can get Italian.
You can get whatever.
I guess it's first of all, what is she even that?
Does it say what she's upset about?
It doesn't.
The fact that her neighbors had found graffiti as it were.
Sure.
Yeah, it's a light way to put it.
Yeah.
Graffiti on the side of their vehicle.
My husband texts me that his work van is full of this.
What do you mean?
Yeah, there is on my van.
Who are her neighbors like the Charmin Bears?
Mr. Clean maybe it's Mar-a-Lago.
She's in Florida.
Maybe she oh Been upset.
Yeah, just a touch.
Yeah, so instead of orange.
It's brown I
Feel like that's the America without gun violence
Oh.
That's a preview of that.
Maybe we don't know how good we have it, Brian.
Honestly.
You take everyone's guns, they might do that, you know?
Yeah, I don't know if I want to live in that world.
Yeah, me neither.
It's very European.
It's not American.
No, it's not PN.
It's Pooin.
It's the Europe Pooin.
Yeah.
It's great.
Tom Garland will have his top five Tuesday after the news, which is
next.
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So
here
we are, Top 5 Tuesday, and we've been doing this for over two years.
Stand-up comedian Tom Garland, where I saw he was doing like a Top 10 on his Facebook page.
And I said, all right, well, we're already kind of doing Top 5 Tuesday.
What do you think about coming on here and bringing your Top 10 down to a Top 5?
And at that point he was like, well, maybe.
It's been awesome, man.
That was two years ago, huh?
Yeah, over two years.
You guys still won't learn.
Yeah, that's on us.
You know, and some people don't learn when it comes to airlines.
The yellow one, Spirit Airlines.
I don't know if you saw this or not.
They stopped all operations over the weekend and a random guy had the idea that, you know what?
We should just buy Spirit.
Oh.
And I saw that one individual in my timeline actually was going to donate some of their own money.
Okay.
to being, uh, have a spirit as a publicly owned airline.
Okay.
And they had like a thousand bucks that they were gonna do this.
Like they wanted it like the post office.
Right.
Yeah, okay.
You know, and I just was like, well, wait a minute.
I don't know anything of the first thing about, you know, putting a plane together or flying a plane.
Should I
own something?
There's literally a lot of moving parts.
Yeah,
I would hope
so.
I feel a little bit bad for them, right?
For the employee.
I mean, they tried.
They tried to put it together.
It was just, it was kind of crazy, you know?
People have called it like the mega bus of the skies, right?
It really was.
I don't know if you were ever on one.
It was crazy.
No, not spirit.
Oh, man.
It was, yeah.
It was like, you know, it's like Fight Club.
You don't talk about Fight Club.
Yeah.
Speaking of fight, like if you don't think Rock
Bottom has a basement,
it's
Spirit Airlines.
Well, not anymore.
Yeah, not anymore.
So that's my top five for today.
These are top five eulogies as if we're at a funeral, right?
These are the top five eulogies for Spirit Airlines.
Oh, there we go.
Number five.
We gather here today to honor Spirit Airlines, whose passengers and employees fought each other to the very end.
They're in that gate, just, just
do get out.
Just swinging.
Just swinging.
Hey
makers.
Like a prize fight.
Yeah.
That one, get you?
I'll take it.
These are the top five eulogies for Spirit Airlines.
Number four, Spirit has flown its last flight, but will somehow still continue to lose our luggage.
How
hard is it?
It's direct.
You're like, where did it go?
In the spirit of flying, we're gonna lose your checked luggage.
Top five eulogies for Spirit Airlines.
Number three, we pray that Spirit finds the comfort they never provided anyone.
No,
not even a little bit.
Was there even cushion on that seat?
No, they were all weird too.
Yeah.
Just a bench.
Yeah, pretty much that.
I would
have been fine with that.
Like a bleacher from Wrigley Field would have been
better.
Oh, no, put a, put a kinect, you know, a kinect bench in there.
Yeah.
Just the bleacher seat where it's like, ugh.
What's going on back here?
Hey, a little extra for that backer.
Yes.
The veto seat cushion.
Exactly.
You already know.
I still love those.
These are the top five eulogies for Spirit Airlines.
Number two, we will remember Spirit's legacy with one without leg room.
Yeah.
Fold it up.
Yeah.
In my bleacher seat.
Just trying to help for the best.
You got leg room at the Hawkeye game.
You got leg room in the breach.
Do I?
They can't do.
I don't know how they did.
How they do it on those airlines where they're just like they just crammed more and more people
in there.
Yeah, they just stuff them in that's why you know it's the Sardine can as it were of the skies Spirit
Airlines.
Yeah, it was a sardine can man And so good riddance, but one more of these these are the top five eulogies for Spirit Airlines number one We are all now in a better place because we'll be paying extra for it.
That's right, you know
Just getting your, uh, get your coupon, you know, be able to fly with, uh, what is it, uh, travel velocity?
Yeah.
Or American or something.
I saw some of them were doing that.
They were like, we'll give you a coupon for whatever credit you had with spirit.
And you're like, I spent $20 with spirit.
So
I get
a free
drink on American.
That's great.
Here's some water.
No ice.
Happy birthday.
Uh, Tom Garland has his top five Tuesday and headlining the no apologies comedy show Saturday, May the 30th.
Tom Garland, Ed Burroughs, Oliver Schmitz, all together, First Avenue Club in Iowa City.
More details about that and the show coming
up.
All the Wi-Fi!
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included.
A great central downtown location.
One to five bedroom apartments.
And no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station apartments.
Now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?