2-17-26 TP5 Cedar Rapids Casino Predictions

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

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Tom,

you think you got it bad.

You celebrated a birthday when?

Oh, my birthday's in June.

Okay, so I gotta write that down.

June.

Did you celebrate, did your parents have any sort of traditions when you were younger to celebrate your birthday or to commemorate the years that you'd been on this planet?

Not really, not necessarily.

People do that though, you know?

Yeah, I mean, I was younger.

Was birthday spanking the thing?

Was

that just in my family?

No, that's that's probably abuse

Well then I want you to take a listen to this because Wiz Khalifa rapper Posted a video where he's given his teenage son Sebastian 13 birthday punches in the stomach Yeah, Wiz is wearing boxing gloves in this doesn't hit him too hard, but

Take a listen and see if you think the kid is okay with these 13 birthday punches from Wiz

Khalifa.

There's

number 13 right there for you,

huh?

What's your thoughts and who says marijuana doesn't make you violent?

Wow, it's such a chill drug, bro.

Like yeah, okay punching your kid with boxing you're

sitting on the couch somewhere And you just you know wanting some fun.

Yes, you know, it'd be great

Maybe instead birthday spankings punch them in

in the stomach.

Bring him in here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, I think though, I think the last time Wiz Khalifa was famous, it was okay to hit your kid.

Right?

That was okay.

Yeah.

That was it.

Like, you know, it's so long ago.

People, other people used to hit your kid.

Oh, they'd call me like, I hate your kid.

And you'd be like, thank you.

I appreciate you hitting my kid.

Here's the

thing.

This kid, right?

He gets 13 of these.

This is going to be one of those.

What was the movie?

The one with the

Amy polar the one where they have the core memories.

It's a Disney movie

anyway.

Oh, yeah, okay

So this core memory shows up.

Yeah kid goes.

I'm 14 now.

Guess what dad?

Yeah, right

cross

uppercut Hey

maker, I'm sure that's not what he asked for like now.

What do you want for your birthday little whiz?

I want dad to go back on tour.

Yes I want a dad that doesn't have the name whiz

And whatever and you know the worst part of it was probably at the end that kid's stomach was black and yellow black and yellow I had to

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Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.

Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

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Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment

Apartment?

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

apartment?

It's top five Tuesday on the rock 108 morning show

friend of the show Tom Garland is here stand-up comedian He's got his stand-up special available now on YouTube.

Give us the plug Yeah,

it's Tom Garland dying to kill if you search Tom Garland stand-up Tom Garland dying to kill you'll find it.

It's on YouTube It's absolutely free and your other special selling out still available on to be yeah, it's called Tom Garland selling out if you just search Tom Garland You'll find that on to be that's free as well.

I

did see when you do a YouTube search, some of your older material when you were a much younger fella.

Yeah, there's like some stuff from

10 years ago on there too.

There's one from like the D casino in Las Vegas.

There's some stuff on there.

There you go.

All

right.

So top five Tuesday, we're talking about casinos

today, right?

Yeah, definitely.

You've seen the new casino going up downtown Cedar Rapids.

It's basically downtown, right?

Yeah.

Right by the river.

And I'm excited for it.

What do you think about it?

I'm excited for it too.

I mean, just the fact that you have something a little bit different downtown that you have a place that we could, you know, get some more comedians to come on through.

You got, you know, acts could come on through because that casino circuit pays people pretty well.

It could.

Yeah.

I wonder what it's going to be like inside.

The outside of the building looks so cool.

Yeah.

But I wanted to, you know, and they're not releasing a lot of information.

So I wanted to come up with some

predictions for the inside of the Cedar Appet's Casino.

These are the top five Cedar Appet's Casino predictions.

Number five, you get inside and it's just one big Mexican restaurant.

What

is it

again?

And they're like, I thought this was a casino.

Another one, they're like, no, Casa Uno, this Casa Uno.

You're like, ah, whatever.

Give me some chips and salsa.

Yeah.

They do table side guac instead of beers.

You're like, why you gambling?

Yeah.

Would you like some guacamole, sir?

Compt guac.

Yes.

Wow, that sounds like a

band name.

That does.

That's kind of cool.

We should we should patent that.

These are the top five Cedar Rapids casino predictions.

Number four, they will have oxygen tanks available, but not because of old people.

Brian, just in case it floods again.

Oh, no, no.

Wow.

You know, if it floods, people will keep playing.

Yeah, they'll be a little.

I don't think you're going to hit, but maybe.

Burble.

Yeah.

All right.

Top five Cedar Rapids casino predictions.

Yeah.

Casino predictions.

Number three, every time you switch casino games, you have to wait behind a train.

That'll get you.

Oh, I want to

play Buffalo.

OK.

It's going to be a while.

Forward.

Stop.

Back up.

Yeah, stop you guys have been caught on first Avenue for that all the downtown Yeah, yeah, you've you got to figure out how to use the viaduct.

Oh Have you done that yet?

When you see a trainer you see the lights you skip over on over on the A Avenue side No, yeah, that's how you go up and over How have you lived downtown and you don't know I

just sit there and then I pull my phone out and I write these Brian

That's what I do.

There we go.

These are the top five casino predictions for Cedar Appeds.

Number two, every hallway intersection will just be a roundabout.

Oh, look at that.

I want to go over there like, OK, well, we have to go around

first.

You have

to go all the way around, let him come in, and then

we

can go to the left.

Inside lane or outside lane?

I don't know which one.

You have to go right to go left.

I need an adult.

Yeah, and these were the top five Cedar Rapids casino predictions number one The casino will have a buffet.

Okay, but it will never be as good as bishops.

Ah RIP bishops.

Maybe they could just call it bishops buffet inside.

I would be there every day.

Yeah Sure, a lot of the blue hairs would do that

mac and cheese.

Gosh, that was good.

Was it?

Yeah, no.

It was there.

I don't

know.

It was colored glasses.

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah,

apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.

Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

Parents I'm gonna say this now if you have younger children in the car ear muffs or Yeah, you might want to turn this one down Have you ever warned

parents not to listen to one other time, okay?

It's I've you told me what the story is so it might be worthy.

Here we go.

Yeah Parents ear muffs.

All right.

Here we go 32-year-old guy in Kentucky facing charges

Small town of Central City, Kentucky Got a 911 call around 7 p.m.

on Saturday Caller said that they were driving near town when they passed a man who was quote Getting intimate with a dead deer Described him as a guy in jeans and a dark top Yeah dead deer side of the road.

I mean Let me establish that's horrendous

But

my friend Tom Green did that.

Did he now?

Yes.

Freddie got.

Yeah.

Freddie got Freddie.

Yeah.

I had

to stop.

I don't know if I could say that movie.

It's a movie title.

It's a proper down.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But in context with what we're doing right now.

Yeah.

But he was Tom Green and he was out.

You remember this.

The MTV days.

Yeah.

You got away with more than

well.

Cop showed up and found the 32 year old Alan.

I don't know if I want to say hi to Alan.

Definitely not shake his hand.

Walking around in the same general area the police report his pants were down to his knees and it was covered in Dearfur Yeah

I would venture to guess that That's that's he's got to be on something first of all.

Yeah,

right.

Let's get straight on that He's on he's on some kind of substance of some sort and then so okay, then when it's done it's done, but

That's that's gotta be rock bottom, right?

Like it can't

go any further than that, you know How do you then get booked into the county jail in Central City, Kentucky?

Hey, what are you in here for?

Exactly buying a deer What excuse me you're gonna be on the other side of the cell We're not gonna be anywhere near you.

I just can't imagine

going to AA after that

Like, you know, that's just jails, whatever.

Everyone's, you know, a rack in jail, but it's later, like over coffee, like six months later, six in the morning AA meeting.

And it's like, go ahead and share Billy.

Anything's fine.

There's nothing unforgivable.

We're all here.

We're all here for you.

It's like, well, I'll tell you, I was on the side of the highway.

So we're going to

ask you to leave.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, this is going to be one of those rare times where somebody walks into a butcher shop gets turned on.

That's so you guys got any venison.

That's not a Actual kink is that's not part of the furry thing, right?

That's not

we're

asking the wrong guy.

Yeah, you

should ask Alan in central Kentucky Alan.

Maybe those are his pronouns like dear dare That's how he identifies right?

It's a

new world Tom Garland

It's good to have you here on a Tuesday.

It's good to be here.

Yeah, it should probably send you off and into the real world.

It's deer season.

That sounds good.

Somewhere.

Careful.

Watch out for the buck shot.

The Rock 108 Morning Show.