2-7-26 TP5 Romantic Things That Sound Erotic

Top five Tuesday and joined in the studio by friend of the show Tom Garland.

Good morning, Brian.

But I should have done ladies first.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I brought my

wife.

You did.

Hello.

Hi.

Welcome aboard.

Lady on board now.

Seeing this is the thing is Valentine's Day is coming up, which I have to imagine plays into a top five Tuesday today.

Yeah, definitely.

And and we thought because it was Valentine's Day that I should bring my beautiful wife.

This is Izzy Garland.

Hello, thanks for having me very excited.

So actress in Rudy's which is available now on Amazon Huskies which is available on to be a Model and an illustrator as well.

Yes all kinds of arts

So you've got not only the what is it the triple threat?

What is it the quadruple threat kind of like Jamie Foxx in a way?

Yes,

nice work.

Well, here we go brain buster today This is the most common item that people will hoard

but may never use it.

And earlier guesses included pennies, twist ties, and then Ted Smalley from Lion Hearts at Wedding Rings, Tom Garland.

Luckily, when I ordered that, still on the first.

And you said Jamie Foxx.

My wife is a little prettier than Jamie Foxx.

So I'll go with.

Whoa.

Jamie Foxx is.

kind of pretty though.

Whoa.

Oh,

okay.

You didn't know this?

I didn't know.

Maybe I am hoarding wedding

rings.

What you got for a guest here today, if you were thinking on this, the most common item that people will hoard but may never use it is, I'll go to you first.

What do you think?

You know, honestly, I hoard a lot of pictures of my dog on my phone.

Too many pictures and it serves no purpose.

I take a picture, just disappears.

Really?

Yes.

I mean, if you've got one of the dog face on, is it just, okay, I got one today, now I got one for tomorrow or?

No,

it's like 20 in a row of the same pose.

Same exact expression, but somehow they're all different to me and I need to have them all.

You need to have them all.

Do you ever put them anywhere?

I close them online.

Yeah.

So maybe I get likes from it.

I get a little something, but it's definitely not monetary value.

You don't have that many pictures of Tom, do you?

No, sorry.

The dog definitely outweighs Tom.

Tom, you got a guess on this one?

Yeah, first, I just don't understand why people think hoarding is bad.

That's such an American thing.

He has too much stuff.

Oh, dad, you have too much stuff.

We have to get harder than all the stuff.

That's an American thing.

This would never happen in other countries.

You wouldn't be in Ghana or Sudan, and they would say you have too much stuff.

They would say the opposite.

They'd be like, dude, your dad is the greatest hoarder in the history of this

village.

Every day he brings home tons

of

stuff.

Yeah, most of it's bro.

I don't care.

Dog pictures, whatever.

I'll eat one of those.

That looks

like

meat.

It looks like meat.

Nice.

Yeah.

Interesting.

No guesses, though?

Okay.

Uh, guess, uh, things that are, these are things that are hoarded.

Yes.

The most common item that people will hoard, but may never use it.

Geez Epstein files.

Oh, well, there's that

too.

I've got a bunch of those right now.

I don't know.

Everybody has a lot of

those.

What am I gonna do with them, right?

Wow.

I've just I've been making more.

I've just been typing emails and getting a black magic marker out and crossing out all the names.

Has your dog made the Epstein files yet?

Not yet.

Not yet.

Okay, that's good.

It didn't go to Epstein Island.

Let's go to the 319-234-5369.

Hi, who's this?

That's Brad.

Hey Brad, morning.

So I'm gonna go with this guest because it's first thing in the morning.

came to my mind because of my stepdad.

So he hoarded beer Stein

anywhere and anywhere or what?

All the Budweiser ones and he had, he would get them off eBay from different countries.

He probably, when he passed away, we had to get rid of, sell, give to family, whoever, probably 3000 beer style.

For the, using the term, was the juice worth the squeeze?

Oh God, no.

By the time my mom and I got rid of the last one, we just jokingly did the math in our heads between what we sold, what we gave away, blah, blah, blah.

The money we took in was less than money that we paid in shipping to ship them out.

Oh man, Brad, you made me think about this.

Like my mom holds onto these things.

They're almost like precious moments figures, but they're cows.

And Izzy, the thing's called Mary Moomoo's.

And she has, like, several hutches filled with these.

She has

Terry Redlin, like, it's like, like, winter scenes of plates and such like this.

That's cute.

That cute might be the word for it, but not profitable, so.

What are they called?

Which one?

The Moomoo's?

Yeah, Mary Moomoo's.

Those are like figurines.

Yeah, but they're cows.

Wow.

That's that's like that's like old lady nerdy.

You know, that's like you guys have the pop the pop figurines in here.

That's more

like.

Yeah, that's more GameStop kid.

Yeah, those are cool.

Yeah.

Moomoo's aren't you get to be an 85 year old woman.

That's like Mary Moomoo sounds to like I couldn't afford precious moments.

So I went with Mary Moomoo.

She really likes cows.

All right.

All right.

That's a door.

I'll tell her that next time I see

her.

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Joining me on the show today is he and Tom Garland here today.

What

up?

Before we, uh, before we get into the, you think you got a bad segment is the, I need to know.

How'd you find Tom?

I found Tom on Tinder.

Oh.

Yes, online dating works.

It definitely works.

It does?

They call that

a catfish,

Brian.

That's what they like.

Yeah, he did have different pictures he used.

I'm kidding, no.

No, like seriously, what was it about?

Did he mention that he was doing stand-up at the time

on Tinder?

Honestly, it was he was very honest in his bio and his pictures were not like with giant groups of people.

It was just him, no filter.

So he was very genuine in his presentation of himself and I liked that.

What questions did Tom ask of you?

Did he ask for any photos?

Yes, yes, honestly, we started straging photos.

He wanted to talk on the phone.

He was very eager, so I could tell.

I could tell I had it in the bag already before I even showed up for the first date.

We met in Las Vegas, and in Las Vegas, I had moved there and was trying to date, and everybody that I would meet is like, I'm a working girl, honey.

The rate is 200.

And so I was like, I have to get online.

I can't do this in person.

This isn't working out.

So Izzy said that I had

You were like, did you mention you're a comedian?

Like yeah, I didn't mention anything.

I didn't have like money or like It's going on for me.

I'm like, I'm on state.

Look at me with a microphone

at least he wasn't lying

you like drink tickets Here's the thing if you think you got it bad so Tom's asking for some photos Natty light is releasing a lawnmower lingerie for Valentine's Day

Yeah, Natty Lightbeer releasing this particular frisky set of intimate apparel for lawn mowers.

Lawn mowers.

Mm, featuring lacy, silky, protective cover to keep your lawn care equipment looking extra sexy.

And ensure that your equipment maintains its cutting edge.

Wow.

Does it smell like fresh cut grass?

I like that.

We all like that.

Everybody likes that.

Everybody likes it.

Everybody likes a little bit of trim, you know, every once in a

while.

Just a little

trim.

Yeah.

I feel like that's one way to get to know your neighbors, you know, yeah You're like, hey Bob You're like, yeah still taking pictures of your dog

Yeah, but this whole thing is I mean there are people who buy novelties, right?

Yeah, but why Natty light?

Why

not

Victoria's secret?

You know, you get yourself a nice little lacy thong for your John Deere I

I feel like

They get for this is natty light.

Mm-hmm.

I feel like they get free beer during their marketing meetings.

Like the marketing

staff is just hammered.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

I'll tell you what we're going to do.

We're going to launch a lawn mower.

They're like,

yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Chug that.

You know, I love that thing called a zero turn radius.

Yeah.

That's a push mower.

All right.

You can just hose her off after it's all done Yep,

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Today is

a little bit different day today because Friend of the show Tom Garland is here stand-up comedian actor who Tonight will be releasing his new special.

We will be talking about that shortly

Yeah, it's a brand new comedy special.

It's coming out on YouTube tonight It's called Tom Garland dying to kill and comes out on YouTube at 6 p.m.

Tonight

Love this von Maurer music by the way.

This is mm-hmm.

This is very soothing romantic as it should be because you brought Easy Garland.

Yes, you brought a little romance with

you.

I brought my wife because Valentine's Day is coming

up actress in movies like Rudy's which is available now on Amazon Huskies available now on to be She's a model wedding fashion and in local studios and expos and my friends

Izzy Garland also an illustrator you can find her artwork at Izzy Garland art on Instagram It's just kind of fun to say it this way.

Yeah, this is we should do the whole show like this.

Yeah, it's

almost like NPR I would like that if it was just like

right after screamo

welcome to rock 108

I was real rock Well, that's maybe not that

so our top five Tuesday for today, what do we got lined up for today's top five Tuesday is he are you?

Are you a part of this today?

I am, and I'm excited to get some female ideas in here.

Oh.

Your guys' top fives are funny, but you need some female perspective.

All right, I'm ready.

Men are always trying to get right to the dirty.

Y'all are skipping the romantic part, going way too fast.

So men, dudes, this list is to help you get romantic and dirty.

These are the top five romantic things that sound erotic.

Oh boy,

here

we go.

Number five oral compliments.

Oh Yeah, I like oral compliments.

Yeah, I like them too.

Yeah.

Oh,

give them out.

Yeah.

Give them out.

Oh My give them out.

I guess I guess guys can give guys oral compliments.

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe not here in Cedar Rapids, Iowa City.

They can't

You

got a head south below the belt corridor.

It's a corridor.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, I see I see what you did.

Okay.

Okay.

Number four hands on approach

That's nice, too.

Sometimes I like hands on if the oral compliments use too much teeth, you know, if there's a lot of teeth in those compliments.

Yeah, you gotta be able to stop things

sometimes.

You just say,

hey, hold on.

Is it a hand though, or is it just a finger?

Hmm

either way.

Well,

I don't know

whatever works.

Go with it.

All right, maybe a fist.

Maybe

that's

in Iowa City

Number three

that's in Burlington That's River people.

There's

a

reason that that's called Kia Kuk

All right,

these are the top five romantic things that sound erotic number three firm commitment Okay, be firm about it.

How firm does it have to be?

I mean it

It's gotta be firm.

It can't be soft.

This is America.

Sometimes the flag is at half-mast, you know?

Well, they make a pill for that.

Does it cause irreversible damage to the kidneys and liver?

Yeah, yeah, sometimes.

But is it worth it?

I think.

It's just gotta be firm.

Top five Tuesday today, my friends, with Izzy Garland.

What do you have next?

Number two, a clean exit.

Whoa.

Keep it clean.

I think that's OSHA approved at that point.

Safety first.

Yeah, that's what the ice is trying to do, right?

Just a clean exit.

We'll put an ice cube in there, Melania.

We'll make a clean exit.

I want you all to inject bleach.

Oh, geez.

I'll just take the vaccine.

These

are the top five romantic things that sound erotic.

And number one, a strong finish.

Wow.

Is this like Olympics, right?

And

now we go to the scorecard.

Hit that landing.

The Russian judges say, hmm, I'm going to have to have bronze for this one.

Wow.

That's great.

This top five Tuesday for Valentine's Day with Izzy and Tom Garland.

Tom Garland, what is your website?

Yeah, if you

want to find my website, it's tomgarlandstandup.com.

Like I said, brand new comedy special coming out tonight on YouTube.

It drops, man.

Absolutely free.

I want you to go check out my third very funny comedy special recorded here in Cedar Rapids at the CSPS.

It's called Tom Garland.

dying to kill.

And if you find my Facebook, just Tom Garland or my Instagram, Tom Garland LV, you'll find the link to YouTube.

You can watch it tonight, 6pm.

And Izzy, your site for not only your art, but what you've got going on, maybe perhaps when you're doing some modeling as well.

Yes, modeling artwork, if you want to see that.

Izzy Garland Art on Instagram.

That's the new one from ashes to new called drag me on rock 108.

Hey Tom garland.

What up?

Is he's gone?

Yeah, we got her out of here.

That's awesome.

No, I'm just saying that you can you can speak freely now.

I

know I just mean like the pressure is like I'm like,

okay.

Yeah,

so back to the Jessica Alba thing.

Yeah

My wife, she was like, we're watching the Super Bowl.

And I was

like, oh, that's Jessica Albin.

She's like, are you sure?

I was like, oh, I'm sure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My wife is beautiful though.

Wasn't she great?

Yes.

Absolutely.

She's listened to enough of your jokes that she's starting to write her own.

Yeah.

I would have watched out.

She's always been, she's naturally funny, real life funny.

You know, I'm a little rehearsed, funny.

But I appreciate Brian that you, you know, even on air here, I appreciate you bringing her in and letting

her on.

And that was cool.

I think from my perspective, you just got me laid.

So that's

good.

Yeah.

Oh, well, I mean, it's, you know, the tag team.

What do you call a wingman that there's

no tag

team?

Oh, yeah.

Sorry about that.

You got me laid, Brian.

I'm married.

I'm married,

man.

I got you.

Still got to try to get laid, though, after you're married.

Well, maybe you could do this, because the cost of a dozen roses, right now, on average, in America, $93.07.

If you think about it, if you were to kind of put your brain to this one time, and you travel the US, where do you think the most expensive dozen roses exists right now, if you're to buy it in a state

In the United States, where is it at?

Well, I would like honestly any have you ever done like the rose delivery?

I

don't want to

say the name of it if they're a sponsor

or something

like that.

Okay.

Well, whatever Forget them.

It's it's FTD, you know the FTD roses and

they

deliver that's always it's like door-dash all of a sudden you're like you're like I'll get six dollars with the roses and then you click through and at the end It's like you bought an Allegiant flight and they're like that's a thousand dollars.

How did you do that to me?

Yeah

Yeah, they're like, do you want to add chocolates?

Do you want to add a bear?

Do you want to add a note?

If you don't add the note, the note says, I hate you.

And

you're like, no, I want to add the

note.

What?

Yeah, so.

And just like this right now, for an extra subscription price, you can get some blue chew, too.

You know, a little blue pills, 100 and get this $27 in the state of Hawaii.

Hawaii for it, which makes sense because you have to fly the roses out there and you know

Don't you think you just go?

I've been to Hawaii wouldn't you just go down to the beach and grab a pretty flower and then that's your flowers?

But if this is roses, this is specific roses.

Yeah, they want they want to make sure that they're roses I was gonna say maybe Alaska you would think that's the Alaska is another good guess.

They're about average right now Where do you think the cheapest dozen roses is at in the?

United States in the United States El

Paso, Texas

Texas actually one of the highest really yeah, I thought one hundred and twenty three thirty three on average for a dozen roses in Texas and get some deep in the heart Texas

I lived

in

Texas, so I know this I like that you just went turning point USA on me right there.

That's right there

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Earlier guesses, Tom included things like pennies.

Twist ties.

That's good

pens Wedding rings was from Ted Smalley old magazines.

We talked about the two dollar bills Yeah, some other ones that had popped up the toothbrushes that you get from the dentist.

Oh, that one's good That is a solid guess here.

I got one more quick one.

All right.

Yeah,

that's

your packets.

Oh

gosh

I have so many, what am I preparing for like a condiment war or something like that?

I have so many ketchup packets.

Do you even like ketchup?

Not really, no.

Why do you have them?

I

don't know, I have that.

I have so many grocery bags.

I don't know, what do I

think Hy-Vee's gonna ask for them back?

Yes.

Or something like that.

Paper or plastic?

Well, I got enough plastic.

Can I have the paper please?

Like

I'm gonna get a quarterback, like there's a deposit on it.

Like I'm at Aldi with a shopping cart

or something.

Oh yeah.

I don't know.

Yeah, Aldi doesn't, you gotta buy those bags.

Yeah, the bags I meant to shop, whatever.

No, you got to buy those at Aldi.

Yeah, that's it's a whole nother world at Aldi That is it's like when you go to the the when you turn in the cans at Walmart Yeah, right if you don't go to the can shed it is a whole nother world You do a specific order.

You're supposed to do this and you do your cans last

what why?

I know they get so weird about that.

The thing I did recently was, this is a hoarding, well, someone said pennies, so I'd say change.

You know, yeah, I do that.

I'm the guy with a big, and I take like the big bin of change into Walmart to Coinstar.

It is like an oddly satisfying sound, though, to hear that it is.

And it just like eats the money.

You're like, that's awesome.

Lenny's got a last second guess.

He said cardboard boxes.

Wow.

Yeah.

If you ship or anything like that, what are you doing?

You're trying to find every great box that I'm going to use that someday.

Yeah, build a fort.

It's I'd love to do that.

We've got two tasting the sweet victory today.

This is a good one here today because only two get it right So you got Daniel Jess and Joe H both on the Facebook page here today getting this one right most common item that people will hoard but may never use it You could you just don't and they're charging cables Yeah, you know yeah, I have so many they're just broken.

Yes.

I

just why am I keeping that

yep?

Or it's for a device that you don't use anymore.

You don't use it anymore.

But you still have it.

An electric razor and you're like, this doesn't fit with anything.

Why do I have this?

Because you want to hold on to it.

There's something there.

Charging cables is the answer for today's Brain Buster.

Another one goes live tomorrow morning, 5.35 a.m.

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Tom Garland still with us here today.

Yeah, it's hanging out, man.

Yeah.

You're going to take a job here.

Is that how that's going to work?

I would love that.

Are you

hiring?

Uh, I don't think so.

Somebody's got to clean the bathrooms.

Yeah,

with your stand-up special, you had sent me a message that I'm somehow involved

in this.

Yeah, I have a brand new stand-up special.

It's coming out tonight, debuts tonight.

Did you know you can do this on YouTube?

You can set a premiere.

So there's gonna be a YouTube premiere.

It's absolutely free.

You go on YouTube and it starts at 6 p.m.

There's a countdown right now if you go to the link.

It's called Tom Garland Dying to Kill.

It's a stand-up comedy special that I recorded at CSPS.

There's improv.

There's crowd work.

It's all new material.

It's my third one.

And you're in it.

You're in the credits.

I slipped some ra-

clips of us and there's some video of us and yeah.

That leads to my next question.

Is this, you have an IMDb page, right?

I do have an IMDb.

If I were to create one, what would my credit be on this particular special?

You

would be, they actually, when they

do that, they credit you as self.

Self?

Self, so it'll

be like,

you know, Brian Marshall as himself.

Yeah, yeah.

It's more like technically stand-up specials are like a documentary.

Sure, sure.

You

know?

Okay.

So in your last stand-up special, my face was in there.

I think you're credited on it.

Yeah, you did

credit

me.

And I appreciate that very much.

So I have a credit there.

I have a voice credit in this one, yes?

No, a video too.

Oh,

yeah.

Wow.

Yep.

Our mutual friend, Justin Roberts, snuck him in there.

Okay.

I got release forms from neither of you.

Yeah, there's

that.

So right now I have two credits for stand-up specials and uncredited extra in Little Big League.

Really?

Yeah.

Little Big League, you're in that?

My foot is.

Okay.

Where did they film that?

At the Metrodome.

Way back when I was in middle school.

That's cool.

Yeah.

In the scene where the twins take on the Mariners and they hit the ball over the fence.

I was definitely there amongst the cardboard cutouts.

That's cool.

Just to be there and see them shoot would be fun.

It was fun.

There was one point that somebody, it was second unit and they were hitting

Balls are on the infield and one bounced through and hit What I want to say is like a PA or something like that.

Oh, yeah square in the balls.

Yeah,

it was awesome.

He drops and everybody's like, oh, I

wish they had that on the blooper reel One of my first gigs was I worked at the Daily Island I did video stuff for them when I was in college and I'm trying to learn how to be in this world and They were like you can shoot field hockey

And I was like, I don't know anything about field hockey.

And, you know, it's girls hitting ball sticks.

And the ball, I didn't realize the ball is like really, really hard.

Like it looks like a tennis ball.

It's not.

It's like David kills Goliath ball.

And so I'm standing like right next to the field filming and some, you know, ball goes a skew.

I took one in the shin.

Oh, everything not to cry in front of all these women.

They're like, the girls are giving me out.

They're like, did that hurt, honey?

I'm like, I'm okay.

They're division one

field

hockey.

You could say, yeah, yeah.

It's like a rocket.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ouch, ouch, please console me.

Today's Daily Dumbass comes to us from a special

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Always.

Florida checking in again today.

It's a 47 year old man from Florida named William everybody say hi William Hello Bill He got into an argument with some teenagers and a McDonald's and then William was so mad that he heaved a Dr. Pepper at the teens You're so mad.

Yeah, you're blinded with rage.

You throw a Dr. Pepper towards the

teens

Yeah, I feel like that could happen.

I I don't think that would ever happen at Taco Bell with a Baja Blast though

Well, you mentioned a Baja Blast This doesn't end here.

Oh the Dr. Pepper is the first part of it The second part of it is he drops his pants and he mooned them.

Oh, yeah I didn't know that was still a thing that when you get mad you decide to

Show the cracker your ass.

I don't think

it is I think that used to be like when we grew up They called that mooning right now.

They call it sexual assault.

Yeah I wonder I wonder if I thought you're gonna say you threw another pop like there's free refills

or something but you know if you or the thing where you're like let me get a water cup and then you just get you get

like Sprite and

whatever but no I wonder if if you moon someone is there free refills on that too

well he moons them and William didn't just flashes them he smacks his backside and then rubs his left butt cheek so there's that too so I think you might be right

I feel like he went from raging like

Raging mad to raging horny in like like all of a sudden he was like this is kind

of hot despite all my rage I still show my butt in the day Someone called police they showed up arrested William charged him with simple battery and two counts of lewd exhibition He admitted to the moaning of the teens and said he did it because he felt upset and insulted.

Yeah Today from Florida.

That's not the information I'd want out about me in jail

Drop the soap.

There is no soap.

Then drop the Dr. Pepper.

Yeah.

Why don't you come on over here, William?

Or should I call you Bill?

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I appreciate it.

How many years in stand-up now?

16 years today.

I did 16 years ago tonight, I did my very first open mic.

Which was where?

at the Penguins Comedy Club at the time when it was out at the Clarion Hotel.

It's very cool.

A very funny guy, Danny Franks, hosted the show and I called the club.

I didn't really know how to do it or anything and so I called the club and I said, oh hey, I want to be a comedian.

I want to sign up for Open Mic and Danny was like, okay.

I was like, what do I do?

And he goes, come down, be on stage.

And then I was like, okay.

And so I got that.

You know, he's really nice.

But I just, I get how it like on the phone, he was like, what do you want me to tell you?

Just come down.

Do you remember any of your jokes from that first night?

Not necessarily, no.

I remember, I think maybe I told a version of one.

that I later developed better, but it was about the holidays.

Maybe you've heard me tell this where I say, I wish there was one big holiday.

You know, there's too many holidays.

There's a holiday like every month.

You

just had the Super Bowl and then pretty soon it's 4th of July and then all of a sudden all the big holidays start.

I wish it was just one big day.

I'd still spend all the money and just do it on one day.

You'd be at like an Easter egg hunt at a haunted house.

Somebody just scare the hell out of you.

I'm sorry, man, Merry Christmas.

Here's a turkey.

Wash it down with some of this green beer.

I'll put in a Mayday basket for you.

I love all of these things.

We should do that.

We could make it, uh, we could have this happen here in Eastern Iowa.

Just, just let's start it here.

You do it all on 420.

That'll make

sense.

Well, yeah, there you go.

It's just like, oh, why is everything so smoky?

I can't see anything.

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This could have been a daily dumbass, but the guy getting so mad that he moved some kids in Florida.

I mean,

Instantly, Florida is gonna put you in daily dumbass territory.

Yeah, not case this guy

He did show those probably see it a guy in England got arrested for murdering his ex and He started sobbing to the cops Not about the fact that he's no longer with his ex It's how he's going to miss something very specific and we have audio

Let's yes, we do have the audio.

That's you

think you got a pad.

Here we

go Which GTA we talked about?

Oh, you got ages for

that

So I Robert Richens on the 30th of May 2025 said the following I accidentally killed her at least I admitted to it.

I'm gonna miss GTA.

I'm going to get life

Wow, he's missing out on GTA 6

Yeah, we may never get GTA 6.

So, you know, I, I feel like what a weird thing to admit to.

Here's the thing.

I obviously is a bad guy.

Yeah, I wouldn't be afraid.

I can't imagine being murdered by somebody British.

Oh, like, I just wouldn't be afraid of that.

The politeness.

You know, I've been over there.

I did stand up there in London and they say like when they do stand up they'll be like Hello, may I tell you

a joke?

And then the crowd is like you may Like you imagine him coming over like may I come in miss?

Well, you are my ex-boyfriend, but you may come in.

He's may I stab you in the throat You may Wow You

know, I can't imagine him being

if the glove

doesn't fit you must quit as he as he flies down it I guess it wouldn't be the

He'd be like in a buggy, right?

Yeah, or a mini Cooper.

Yeah, one of

those two.

Yeah, I worry W I worry though is that if he ever plays to player on GTA Hmm, what happens if they beat him?

Does he turn around and then beat them in real life?

Yeah, can you imagine being on the Xbox live chat with that guy?

He's like, oh, cheerio, when I'll get

parole, I'm

gonna

come pay you a visit, mister.

I'm

gonna

kill you like the last one.

I'm gonna kill you and then have tea on your grave.

Wow.

Yeah.

Tom Garland, he's got his stand-up, the new stand-up special coming out later tonight.

We'll talk more about that coming up.

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