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12-2-25 YTYGIB - Eagles Egged & Mother Of All Scams
The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Dec 2, 2025
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
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Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
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And
Tom Garland is a Chicago Bears fan.
Yes.
Yes.
Big Chicago Bears fan did a lot of stand up in Chicago.
Yeah.
And is that when you became a Bears fan or are you a Bears fan by proxy through family or how does that work for you?
You know, I kind of grew up around it.
My dad did that to us, which is, they haven't been good in so long.
It's been, I think my, it was my senior year of high school at the last time they were number one.
Yeah.
That makes it, yeah, that makes sense, because didn't they go to the Super Bowl at that point?
Yeah, they did.
Yeah, Devin Hester runs back the opening kickoff.
Oh, yeah.
Peyton Manning proceeds to school us the rest of the game, I feel, is what
happened.
You know, finally, Bear's looking it up, and unfortunately, you think you got it bad.
We've got a double bubba for you today, meaning the first one.
Philadelphia Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Petulo's home.
Vandalized with eggs on Saturday morning just hours after the team fell to the Chicago Bears 24 to 15 Video been making the rounds on social media showing several people who appeared to be throwing things at his home Morristown Police Department in Jersey confirmed that multiple people threw eggs at his home around 2 50 a.m.
On Saturday Saturday Investigations ongoing unclear if any damage was caused
I like that it was at 2 50 a.m.
Like they were like let's egg this guy's house, but let's wait till bar close Let's wait till last call then we'll go get 24 hour grocery.
That's a that's an expensive thing to throw right now eggs Yeah, yeah, I think I'd go back to like lettuce or something maybe like yeah
get yourself
a tour for two for one special on like yogurt or something like that That's a that's kind of a nutritional thing for the Philly fans to throw for once too.
It's not a it's not a beer a hot dog or just
a middle finger.
It's it's eggs.
That's that guy.
I guess if football doesn't work out, he could just start a cooking show.
He could.
Yeah.
And they just he just leave the window open and today we're making eggs again.
Eagles eggs.
Yeah.
It's like you said double Bubba.
It's like Bubba from Forest Gump.
There's a million ways you can cook eggs.
You can bake it.
You can saute it.
And this is just number one.
That's number one.
Number two, you think you got it bad.
Man in Italy under investigation for bizarre scheme.
Investigators say that the 56 year old dressed up as his late mother for three years to keep collecting her pension.
Worth about 60 grand.
He wore a blouse, skirt, heavy makeup, and even a short brown wig to impersonate his 85 year old mother who passed away in 2022.
He never reported her death and continued claiming benefits along with income from family property.
Wow.
Dresses up as his mat.
That's a little weird.
Did they say who caught him?
What triggered the investigation is that a clerk noticed something odd during an ID renewal.
She noticed some unusual neck hair and beard stubble showing through the makeup.
That's awesome.
That's all I was gonna ask I was gonna say I wonder if it was Sheriff Chambers from the movie Psycho.
Oh, yeah, okay Norman Bates his mother has been dead and buried in Greenville Cemetery for the last 10 years.
I wonder if he's ever lit his chest on fire like this is doubt fire
That should be a commercial for like big razors
For what reasons let the big
oh, you
know, it'd be like If you don't shave close enough someone might Not thank you your mother still wanted to collect that pension use big what what do you possibly?
That's so weird.
I can't imagine doing that.
That is very Norman Bates though like you know, what's he spending all the money on taxidermy?
Well
official say he's facing charges including fraud impersonation and concealing a corpse so I mean if we're
itemize everything, I think makeup, blouses, wigs, concealing
a corpse, keeping those,
yeah.
Okay,
concealing a corpse, definitely a crime.
I don't know if he committed fraud though, as much as he just committed to the bit.
If you even said heavy makeup, that's, you know, there's nothing wrong with that.
That's commitment.
Yeah.
I mean, there's some there's some comedians that have done that before.
I mean, for those of you who are a little older in the audience, Dave Edna.
So there you
go.
I do think, though, if you commit at some point, if you commit that far, if you're hiding a corpse, then you're going to be the one in the end that's just straight committed.
Yeah.
I wonder if he dresses up like that when he goes to jail.
In jail that might make you popular.
Yeah, at some point.
Yeah, you dress up.
Yeah, make sure you bring the wig.
Your name is Mod today.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and...
dryer in the apartment?
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
It's
top five Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.
I'm keeping you on your toes, man.
That's right.
So while I'm keeping us on our toes is the recent winter storm.
How'd you fare?
Oh man, I'm cool.
It like...
It just came out of nowhere though, I felt like.
I mean, that much snow, that quick, like, yeah.
We didn't even
ease into it.
It's just like, hey, guess what?
Whack, there you go.
Take this little
Arctic blast right in your face.
My dog was confused.
Really?
You know, yeah, I take the dog outside and I'm just like, the dog is.
We live downtown, so when I take the dog, I'd say I have to leash it and take it to the park and stuff.
So that's my top five for today.
I wanted to write about what my dog must be thinking about while it goes outside.
So these are the top five things your dog thinks about when it snows.
Number five, you guys, I'm gonna investigate this white blanket.
The investigation is going to proceed.
Can we talk about your dog's voice real quick?
What's a normal dog voice?
Everybody does like a dog.
Well, I mean it depends on if it's tongue is hanging out or not.
You're like, let's go outside and
let's get this blanket.
Hey, Reggie.
All right, that's all right.
These are the top five.
This one's weird today.
These are the top five things your dog thinks about when it snows number four.
Oh you guys I Can see my breath.
I think I'm a dragon Yeah If it's a bigger doggie That's like the beast from the sandlot there you go I have a mid-sized dog Can I
go outside to tickle?
That's if that that sounds more like scrappy do and if that was my dog.
I'd be taking it back to the power thing What's number three?
I can't keep this dog.
You're like what's wrong?
Do you need support?
Do you need do you need a new kennel or toys like no?
Have you heard its voices?
Yeah Top five things your dog thinks about when it snows number three.
Oh you guys I'm gonna taste this yellow blanket You're not supposed to eat the yellow snow
Even if my dog licked it or whatever, she shoves her whole head in it.
I'm like, all right.
We take a bath now.
That's great.
Oh, good.
You do bath after going outside.
You got the spa for the
dog.
Oh, yeah.
It's a nice three hour ordeal.
And then you got to go back outside afterwards.
Yeah.
Of course, yeah.
These are the top five things your dog thinks about when it snows.
Number two, you guys, I want to go outside.
No, inside.
Outside.
No, I want to go inside.
No, outside.
I don't want to take a bath.
I want to jump in the snowdrift.
No, I don't.
And number one, these were top five things your dog thinks about when it snows.
Number one, you guys, if climate change isn't addressed soon, and we don't start holding corporations accountable, then you guys, is that the mailman?
Hey, hi, hey, hey, hi, hey, hello, hi.
The Rock 108 Morning Show.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Apartment?
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Well,
there's a startup company in California that's rolling out a beer that's brewed from recycled elements.
It's Epic Clean Tech.
They filter, zap, and purify water that is recycled from showers and laundry.
Shower water and laundry water to make beer in California.
Mm-hmm.
Shower our IPA and laundry club, Holsch.
will soon be distributed in several states.
Epic CleanTech claims that the water is actually cleaner than what comes out of some
taps.
It's California water that they're using, I guess.
But that matters, okay?
Because
if it's California, right, it depends on whose bathwater it is,
right?
If it's
Sidney Sweeney's bathwater, straight from LA,
I'll
drink it, Brian, sign me up.
If it's Kathy Griffin's bathwater, sign me up for AA
at that
point.
That's
when I need to quit drinking.
Like, did you drink that Kathy Griffin beer last night?
You're like, ugh, dude.
Oh, my stomach just turned.
Leather skin.
Yeah.
Are you ready for a New Year's Eve party?
Yeah.
Wow.
Hey, you guys.
They hope that the project will show how reusable water can cut waste and will still make a decent beer.
I mean, it
probably does make a decent beer, but I want to know who the CEO of this company is because that's a recipe that you only get from doing real prison time.
That's not something that you just thought of in your basement.
Like, hey, I've got a business idea.
That's one where you were like, look, I was incarcerated.
I was dressing up as my mother for a while.
I needed her pension.
I was trying to buy taxidermy.
Anyways, I've got this idea.
Bubba, that was my roommate
and
lover in prison.
He taught me how to make beer out of the shower.
You're going to be rich.
Don't drop the soap.
It's available now.
I don't know here.
I mean, I know you can filter all that stuff out, but there's gotta be at some point that we learned from the movie Waterworld, you know?
Right now we're with Recycled Shower and Laundry Water.
What's next?
Hey, guess what, guys?
You know what you just flushed down?
You're gonna be like your dog.
You're gonna enjoy the yellow snow.
Exactly.
But I can play devil's advocate.
Why flush when you can ferment?
If
it's yellow, let it
mellow.
If it's brown, well, keep it.
I'll throw one quick fact that you really quick.
I'm going to Vegas this weekend for shows.
Did you know that the Bellagio Fountains, that's gray water, which is the same thing.
It's like shower water, sink water.
Yeah, people go and they like the movie Ocean's Eleven and they wanna see the Bellagio Fountain show.
They go up the mist, hits them in the face.
That's recycled shower water and stuff like that.
They call that gray water.
I always figured it was just gambler tears.
Yeah.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Apartment?