March 25 0700 Top 5 Tuesday

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March 25 0700 Top 5 Tuesday

The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Mar 25, 2025

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New disturb called I will not break on the rock 108 morning show 651 with 54 the high today some showers today mostly sunny 64 tomorrow than a slight chance of showers and 60 again for Thursday Friend of the show Tom Garland is here.

Good morning.

Good morning, Brian You know why we do this.

You think you got it bad piece Why is that?

Well, we do it because sometimes somebody wakes up and goes my life sucks just so much and I want to point out that yes

It may suck for you today, but somebody has it worse.

This isn't long term.

Yeah.

No, the Chesapeake Bay Sox ever heard of them?

I think I maybe saw this.

Go ahead though.

Minor League Baseball team in Maryland hopped on the trend of doing fun renaming renaming themselves.

They came up with the Chesapeake Oyster Catchers.

I saw this the logo on Facebook of the that they picked is

Is is

is sexual.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, the rebrand included a new logo of a catcher's mitt with an oyster on the inside Do you think they did that on purpose?

Somebody in the organization had to go.

Let's see what you get this one

past the audience I feel like we're not too far from it here though with the kernels.

Oh, have you ever seen mr. Shucks?

Does he not look circumcised like a giant circumcised corn?

Yeah, well the Bay Sox The logo does look like a lot like a ladies privates in this case.

Yeah, it does, huh?

Yeah, oh you took a look and you said yeah, that one looks like Sandy from back in the day or what?

It looked like an unhealthy one

To be honest with you, too, it didn't look like it's not like a pristine.

Like that makes you like, oh, I want to go there.

That's where I want to hang out.

That makes you look like I shouldn't have done this.

You get to a point where the catchers men's just a little bit older.

Yep.

You know, just need to put it in the freezer with some rubber bands and call

it a day or what?

Men can't back out, though.

You see that.

You see that catchers man.

You're like, all right, let's play catch.

It'll be like, I'm not feeling this manner.

Like, ah, darn it.

I got to do it.

You want to go play some catch?

You think you got it bad.

At least you're not part of the marketing for the Chesapeake Bay Sox.

And Tom Garland has our top five coming up.

We'll do that here shortly.

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Morning Show.

It's top five Tuesday on the rock 108 morning show

friend of the show Tom Garland is with us here today, and we're trying something new You're recording video in here today.

Yeah, we're joining the the the new world of video online

I'm so behind on everything.

Like I'm like, oh, I shouldn't have a my space anymore.

I should I should make some Instagram reels.

Yeah,

what's that?

What's a vine?

Oh

wait, those girls went away.

I miss the vine, dude.

How many how many are in your family?

Like how many brothers and sisters do you have?

Just one brother.

Really?

Yep.

Can you imagine having 11 other siblings?

No, like George Foreman had 12 kids five of them named George and one named Georgia.

You know

I saw that in the George Foreman movie I forgot that he had that many kids though that part like I just washed over wait a second wait there was a George Foreman movie yeah it's new it's like a biopic it's called big I think it's called big George Foreman

really yeah I have not seen this I mean I saw that he had passed away at the age of 76 here last week

But I don't remember George necessarily for his boxing career.

I remember him more for something like this.

I am George Foreman, and this is my lean, mean, fat-reducing grilling machine.

It grills delicious food in a healthy way fast.

The George Foreman grill cooks from both sides at once, cutting most cooking times in half.

It's also healthier cooking because the slanted grill channels fat and grease away from food, seared outside, moist inside.

It's perfect for cooking steak, fish, burgers, and vegetables.

The great features of my grill

will make mill towns faster

and easier in your home.

So George Foreman, man,

that George Foreman grill.

Rest in peace to the champ, man, to big George Foreman.

So today is top five.

Let's do it about George Foreman.

All right.

This is, you ready?

Let's get ready to rumble.

Whoa, careful.

You're gonna get that cost

of money for Michael Buffer.

This is the top five things to put on your George Foreman grill.

All right.

Okay, number five, your Tesla.

Vandalize it, set it right on the grill.

Light it up.

Number four, the boring JFK files they just released.

Did you see it?

They were like, oh, the JFK files are coming.

All the conspiracy theories.

Yeah.

And then it's like 800 pages.

And it's like, oh, we don't read.

We're conspiracy theorists.

I'm not going to read all that.

Just put it right

on the grill.

Yeah.

Just light it up.

Let the grease come out.

Redacted names.

Number three, Fran McCaffrey t-shirts.

Oh, man.

That's fantastic.

Light that up.

Franimal.

Franimal.

These are things to put on your George Foreman grill.

Number two, the Iowa State Sweet 16 tickets.

Like, honey, I got all our travel plans

set.

That's not

happening.

Oops, that's right.

And the number one thing you should put right now, just get rid of it.

Put it on your George Foreman grill and grill it up is your Riverside Casino Players card.

They're done.

Hey, how are they?

Oh, look out.

He's firing shots across the grill, as it were in this case.

Grill shots fired.

Tom Garland, where can they find you

on social media?

Man, Google Tom Garland.

You'll find me on Facebook.

You'll find me on Instagram.

And you can find my comedy special.

It's called Tom Garland's Selling Out.

That's on 2B and it's absolutely free.

And you'll be able to see some of these videos coming up soon on Tom Garland's social media.

Oh yeah.

See, there's new one-walls coming up and Tom Garland hanging out.

It's Marilyn Manson

right now.