Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 for December 10th"

The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Dec 10, 2024

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

Top

5 Christmas Movie Remakes 5.

Root Off the Red Nosed McDonald's Snitch

You can catch assassins, but you can't fix the ice cream machine.

Fix the ice cream, Rudolph.

Number four, Jay-Z's nightmare before Christmas.

He was like, we had to sit our kids down.

It was like, all right, let's be honest, Jay-Z, your nanny had to sit your kids down.

Number three, how the Grinch and the Hawk to a girl stole your Bitcoin.

If you're buying Hawk to a coins, if it goes south, then you got to hawk it up.

Give it back.

Number two, the pardon express.

Okay.

Just give it about.

Did you have cocaine in the White House?

You get a pardon.

Did you start a global pandemic with a lab in China?

You get a pardon.

The number one Christmas movie remake I'd love to see is everybody's favorite.

It's a wonderful life.

But it's a wonderful life until you get iced over health insurance.

It's top five Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.