Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 for November 26th"

These are top five things in Cedar Rapids trashier than the Cedar River.

Number five, Marion.

Just a fake cheap town within an already cheaper town.

Easy.

No.

These get worse, Brian.

Number four, the Cedar Rapids River King's cheerleaders.

Oh, no.

High school and Marion is over.

So is college.

So is your first marriage.

This is not a good plan B. Tina is just living out her dream, please.

Speaking of plan B, number three, come and go gas stations.

You got River King's tickets here.

Number two, weddings in barns.

You ever heard the friend, they're like, what were you raised in a barn?

No, but I was married in one.

You want to roll in the hay?

My wife is an arena football cheerleader.

The number one thing in Cedar Rapids, trashier than the Cedar River.

Obviously, Mount Trashmore.

It literally doesn't get any trashier than that.