Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 for November 19th"

These are the top five impacts of Spirit Airlines bankruptcy.

Ooh.

Number five, every flight's GPS will now use Netflix's buffering system.

Like, where are we going?

I don't know, it's at 25%.

Number four, not only will you be charged extra for your seats and bags, you'll also be charged now for the flight's gasoline and the pilot's child support.

Oh, for the kids.

Number three, flights will no longer be airborne.

They'll just drive the plane around on the ground through bad neighborhoods.

Number two they'll no longer have flights in October as their fleet will be converted into spirit Halloween stores

There's so much to that that I love and the number one thing that's gonna happen the spirit declares bankruptcy Your seat cushion can always be used as a flotation device, right?

Yeah, but now it'll only pull off the seat if you feed it a quarter like a shopping cart in Aldi

It's top five Tuesday on the Rock 108 morning show