Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 for October 22nd"

Fine then that should be the new thing instead of debates They should go every one of them should go work at a different fast-food place for a while for the top five today I have top five presidential fast-food slogans number five Kamala for Taco Bell Yo quiero open borders

Number four, Trump for pizza hut.

No one out pizzas the hut.

Besides me, I'm out pizzaing everyone in the polls.

People like orange on their pizza.

Number three, Biden for Burger King.

Have it your way.

That's what he said when he gave up the nomination.

Fine, have it your way.

Number two, Trump for Dunkin' Donuts.

America runs on grabbin'.

I mean Dunkin', I meant Dunkin', not grabbin'.

I didn't, did I say I wanted to grab it?

And number one, Kamala for Chili's to go.

I don't want my baby back, baby back, baby back, don't want my baby back, baby back, baby back, Chili's.

Women's reproductive rights.

From the top.

It's top five Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.

Rock 108, 923.

Morning, Russ.

Morning.

You know, I wonder why Sully didn't name that song like Witchcraft or something.

Because he's in the voodoo.

He is.

Yeah, he is.

Is there a lot of voodoo going on in the Northeast part of our country?

No, he's just weird.

OK.

He's just weird.

Well, he's a short guy.

So, you know, sometimes short guys are weird.

Speaking of weird,

Vinny, my cat.

What'd he do

now?

He has a fascination with the toilet.

Okay, and I can't Well normally with any pet you can't walk into the bathroom without your pet following you.

I don't know why that is just the way they are Vinnie I Have to dance around the subject a little when I pee mm-hmm Vinnie gets up on the his hind legs with his front paws on the ball and watches that

Because of the noise that's being generated noise, maybe the water splashing.

I know that cats are affected by the sound of splashing water because that means clean water in the wild.

Yes.

So they're naturally attracted to it.

In this case, doesn't mean clean water.

He doesn't know that this morning.

My first morning.

Yes.

Institute constitutional.

She comes, he, he comes, I keep calling him she.

Yes.

He comes running up to the ball and instead of putting his front paws on it the way he usually does, he put all four feet up on it and put his head right in the stream.

You peed on your cat.

I had to watch the damn cat off this this morning.

It's like what the hell are you doing?

Why can't you be like Shanae Day and just not do anything?

He's into everything at every minute How do you wash your cat?

Wipes, okay.

I actually have cat wipes.

Oh, you

do I do I

have cat wipes for the just this circumstance because when I brought him home He was smelly from being in the being in the place where you hold cats the adoption place

Cedar Bend.

You smelly.

There was around lots of other animals.

You're just in a cage.

So I bought some cat wipes so I could wipe them down because I didn't want to like bathe them.

So I happened to have those.

I'm like, thank God Vinnie.

So it was messy this morning.

Yeah.

It was a messy morning with Vinnie.

When you when you see the Cedar Bend, don't they have like certain things like likes to play, sleeps a lot, that kind of thing?

Did yours happen to say?

Yeah, Mike's an asshole.

Okay.

Yep,

that's what

I really thought it was gonna say likes golden showers, but

apparently Gonna have to start shutting your door Yeah, I know Danny.

I've lived my life the same way for so long I

think you're too far too far in right now.

Yeah

You can't shift gears now.

Vinny and you.

This is amazing.

Odd couple.

There is going to be a time where you'll look back on this time and go, oh, I wish he was still a kitty again.

If he survives.

It's funny enough because I had this little thing over here about the 2024 finalists for strangers pet insurance claims of the year.

Oh my god.

Peeing on the cat was not one of them.

I don't think that's insurable.

No, there was a dog named Hambone that got itself locked in a fridge for several hours and had to be treated for mild hypothermia.

Oh, Hambone.

Yeah.

Corgi in Pennsylvania that chewed on a bottle of nail adhesive, basically like super glue, so.

No.

Did he block his mouth shut?

Yeah, bear the Corgi.

What else?

What else happened in the world?

None of these are as good as yours!

Animals are stupid.

Pardon me.

Animals are just dumb.

Let's see here.

Dog in Massachusetts that ripped into a trash and ate a corn cob okay, but corn cobs can cause intestinal blockages in dogs and or humans.

You ate the whole cob?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Hopefully not the long way.

That's yeah.

Well, hopefully it

wasn't

the long way.

Oh my god.

Uh, what else?

What else do I have?

Oh, a dog in Florida that had to go on a high-fiber diet after eating tiny pieces of sharp metal.

They think it was bristles from a

barbecue brush.

Oh, yuck.

I've heard of animals doing that, by the way, because it's filled with grease.

Yes, it smells like meat.

Right.

Wait a second.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

But here we go.

All right.

I still don't see anything else that's as good as yours.

Sorry.

Anybody else have a cool story about your animal or something of the like?

319-234-5369.

Call or text it in.

It's Incubus up

next.

So I grabbed my gun, what he's barking at, thinking, you know, a coon or a possum or something.

He still run around barking.

It's a freaking rock.

He was jumping at it, running around it, barking at a rock that's sitting in our ditch.

Was this rock there the entire time?

Yeah, it'd been there.

Well, like from pushing snow, it was earlier this spring pushing snow that it's been sitting there.

I don't know how many weeks or months, but.

Thank goodness you didn't shoot at that damn thing.

Wow, it crossed my mind.

It's Ozzy with Rock108.

And a song that you can change to Vinny.

I'm coming home.

For us, you've got a new cat.

If people weren't aware, you got a new kitten after Shanayne had passed away.

Yeah, Vinny.

And he's nuts.

He's absolutely insane.

I think he has issues.

This morning I peed on him by mistake because he almost jumped in the bowl while I was voiding my bladder

this

morning.

And I just got a message from Brandon Clemens.

He texted on the text line.

You can send us messages right on the text line on the cell phone.

Hey Rusty, I've heard of male cats peeing on stuff to mark their territory, but I never heard of a male human marking their territory on the cat.

Nicely

done, Brandon.

I wasn't marking my territory.

Nicely done.

You said you cleaned up the cat with what?

What were they?

Cat wipes.

P1 taker.

Cedar Rapids on the text line said, really?

Cat wipes are a thing?

Yes.

They are.

And they smell like coconut.

Oh, good.

Let's see here.

Lucas Chizik, CR, said, when my dog was young, he was a pup.

He used to eat his own and other dogs poop.

But honestly, nothing will beat Vinny's golden shower.

Ryan went there not me.

I was just for the record.

I didn't go there.

I mean Vinny did in this case Let's see a PDC Vinny and pray to sheen one night dad was drunk and Pete on the dog said and then laughing so hard Did you hear the lead?

No, he wound up breaking his ankle afterwards

After peeing on the dog.

Mm-hmm.

He was laughing so hard.

Oh my god

Luckily you were not injured.

Yeah, and he was drunk too, so Oh Lord Your cat.

Oh, this is good.

Thanks Vinny appreciate you.

I owe you something like some cat nippers.

Vinny gives us content.

He does.

What do we got?

Nothing more is on the way if it doesn't hurt Nothing more is latest if it doesn't hurt on rock 108.

Oh, it hurts.

It does?

Yeah, what part?

Just all of it

Oh,

everything every morning getting out of bed.

It hurts.

Maybe ankles to the neck.

There has to be something you can take for this.

Right.

I mean, aren't there like what's the word

home remedies?

I can.

But I think part of the aging process is learning to love your pain.

What?

Just accepting it and learning how to get around it.

You know, taking, taking aspirin all the time and sure.

Yeah.

I think that the acronym is QOL, yeah, Quality of Life.

You know, so let's, let's remove some of that pain.

I lost that years ago.

Let's increase your quality of life, sir.

Quality of life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, not for nothing, but you know, you've got only a limited time on this blue planet.

And let's, let's increase your quality of life.

Not that I get more negative with age, but to quote the famous rock band, the Fools.

Life sucks that you die.

Oh boy.

It's

all it is.

You know, I was, I had a wonderful conversation with P1 nation this morning about being positive, right?

You're like, you have two things that you can affect every day.

I learned this from Steve Woods down there at FM 94 night.

Okay.

The two things that you can affect every day are your attitude and your output, your attitude.

You bring it in, you're positive.

Guess what?

Your output goes up with that and everybody else benefits.

The other thing, this comes from good old JR Jim Ross.

Who was the voice of WWE?

He said, tomorrow's never guaranteed.

So let's make the most of it today.

Tomorrow's

never guaranteed.

Call your brothers, tell them they're adopted.

Tell that to Rich.

Tell that to Rich.

It doesn't work with him.

He looks at you and goes, hey, wait a minute.

Yeah, it doesn't work.

Huh.

Look, I've said this since I was a kid.

Life is a series of problems.

That you need to fix mm-hmm And I gained that wisdom at a very early age

and it hasn't changed But how you attack the problems with a positive or a negative attitude depends on the problem If someone's on your lawn you yell at him to get off my lawn you bastards Breaking Benjamin's so cold and Russ takes over with 30 minutes commercial free beginning next