Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Cat-A-Oke"

I have nothing against Iowa State.

I don't like their marketing at all.

Like, have you seen these commercials that are like, enjoy your adventure at Iowa State?

The guy's like whispering.

Why is he doing that?

I would like to redo the commercials a little bit.

So that's my top five for today.

It's like, top five Iowa State commercial slogans.

Number five, enjoy watching all your home games at a high school football stadium.

Enjoy it at Iowa State.

Number four, shh, it's a secret school.

Enjoy paying off your student loans for a decade for a degree that's a secret.

Enjoy it at Iowa State.

Number three, pretty soon it'll be 20 below zero.

Try moving here from out of state and enjoy freezing your face off at Iowa State.

Enjoy it at Iowa State.

Number two, you have a cardinal for a mascot.

That's the Indiana State bird, you morons.

They didn't teach you geography in 4-H, did they?

Enjoy it at Iowa State.

And number one, enjoy Iowa State.

The school's easy to get into.

It has a 90% acceptance rate.

It's harder to get into one of Diddy's parties than it is to get into Iowa State.

Enjoy baby oil at Iowa State.

It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.

It's six 52 friend of the show.

Tom Garland is already with us.

Good morning.

Good morning, Brian.

I know that you have been a strip club DJ.

Yes.

Yes.

But I need to know, have you?

I usually keep that on the down low, but let's broadcast that.

I'm bringing it up state.

That's great.

I've known you long enough.

Yeah.

It's time.

Let's bring it up.

But have you ever been a wedding DJ or done karaoke?

Yes.

And I think most wedding and karaoke DJs also border on that strip club thing.

So when you think like, when you think back to your, your day of like, Oh, our wedding day was so special.

Like that guy later that night was like, girls, girls, girls,

one dollar, one dollar.

So that happens.

The reason I ask if you did karaoke, is there anything that you remember, any rules that you had?

Being a karaoke DJ.

What I don't like about karaoke is that when it dies off like the care or like at the beginning and no one's and no one's drunk yet.

No one's excited to sign up.

The karaoke DJ has to sing.

Yeah.

That was for me was I was like, I'm out.

I'm done.

You mean I have to sit like it's one thing to play the music and but singing it was not in the cards for me.

What song did you have to lean on?

I just chickened out.

I was like, I'm not doing it.

I

was

like, I'm not singing, so the karaoke thing was like a one nighter that didn't work out.

I did a lot of weddings though.

But the karaoke DJs, those guys have guts, man.

I agree.

And you think you got it bad.

Try being the karaoke DJ that happened upon the International Cat Expo in Cleveland.

Cat like?

Yeah, Cat Expo.

The Cat Fanciers Association held its annual International Cat Expo.

It's like a dog show, but with cats.

Okay.

So you're seeing all the fancy kitties.

Uh, in this, there was karaoke.

Cat lovers doing karaoke and they only sing the word meow in place of the regular lyrics.

Tom, I want you to take a listen to this.

Alright.

So there's their solution to your problem you could have started off meow meow meow

Wow, that's just like That's so weird.

You know when I lived in Vegas they have all the conventions come through so like one week It's like bodybuilders the next week It's like EDC and there's people on ecstasy just tripping out and then the next week There's like porn stars and after that they'll be like everybody's in cowboy hats like yee-ha We never had the cat people the longer that could have really

I thought you mentioned porn stars, so there's probably some kitty there.

There's

Hey, if it exists, there's porn for it.

Yeah,

I'm sure there's a porn where some meow meow meow meow meow That's I'm sorry.

Did you uh, I could have swear you said meow

Don't look like a cat to you boy.

No.

No.

Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

Do you see me eating mice?

He worked with one of the guys from the super troopers habits.

I did.

I worked with Eric Stolhansky, better known as the rabbit,

right?

We did

a bunch of tours together.

It's a great guy.

Cati.

Okay.

Coming to a cat fancies association

near you.

I don't think I could.

That has to be the moment as the DJ, where you're just like, maybe I should get a real job.

You know, maybe Walmart, something, anything, but the worst day at McDonald's can't be worse than, you know, Pizza Ranch, anything, where you're just like, well, you know, how was Pizza Ranch today, honey?

It was fine, and nobody talked about cats or me out at

me, so, you

know.

Right, 656,

top

five

Tuesday, we'll follow up the

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