Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 for October 1st"

Do you remember when cocaine bear dropped?

Yeah!

There's somebody out there that is wanting to make a new parody of cocaine bear.

What happens when a raccoon happens upon some crack that some

crackheads tossed out

of their car while being chased by police?

You get Tom Garland Cracoon.

What the hell is that?

It's probably a bear or something.

It ain't no bear.

I think I know what it is.

I am telling you it's a killer raccoon.

They should make a bunch of those movies, right?

So let's do that for the top five.

Here's top five movies.

They should make about animals on drugs.

Let's go.

Number five, Adderall alligator.

You know what a mess with that, do you?

Number four, the meth muskrat.

Wow.

He's smart, cooking it up in the lab.

Oh.

Number three, the fentanyl ferret.

No.

Yeah, that that fentanyl ferrets bring it into schools with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Oh, no.

Number two, the LSD llama.

Yes.

Watch out, they spit.

If you're going to go up on the mountain side and you're going to trip out, you might as well take an LSD llama with you.

Oh, my gosh.

And the number one animal on drugs they should make a movie about is the Viagra vulture.

Ew.

If a vulture happens to last longer than four hours, please talk it down.

Do something.

5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.