Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 - Sept. 17th"

I used to live in Iowa City like way back in the day.

I'm so jealous because I miss game day.

I miss the culture of the home games in Iowa City.

So these are the top five reasons Iowa City is better than Cedar Rapids.

Oh, throwing down the gauntlet this early in the morning.

We're doing it.

Number five, in Iowa City, they can still pick up girls.

In Cedar Rapids, you can still pick up derecho damage.

Uh, yep.

Number four, Iowa City has the old capital.

Cedar Rapids has old people.

Okay.

Did that one hurt?

Oh, you're older than yourself.

Define old.

Yeah.

Number three, in Iowa City, they accidentally get drunk.

In Cedar Rapids, you can accidentally get fat and all.

What do you know that I don't?

Gotta be careful, Brian.

Number two, in Iowa City, the wave is for the kids, right?

In Cedar Rapids, the wave is floodwater.

Get crashed by the wave.

And the number one reason Iowa City is better than Cedar Rapids, Iowa City has girls gone wild.

Cedar Rapids has gone aria.