Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Steve's Blue Commencement Speech"

The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Wed May 22, 2024

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you remember Steve from Blues Clues?

He delivered the commencement speech at the State University of New York.

His opening remarks a trip down memory lane.

Hi,

I'm Steve Burns and if you know me at all you probably just know me as Steve.

With one name and no last name.

Beyonce.

You see 45 million years ago I was the original gangster host of the children's television show on Nickelodeon called Blues Clues.

I'm Blue's Clues was a really kind of weird children's television show.

I wore the same bad outfit all the time and was generally very nice and very excited about absolutely everything.

I hung out with an animated puzzle-solving puppy who was blue.

I had meaningful conversations with my condiments, sang songs with a bar of soap.

When the mail showed up, dude, I forgot.

I went crazy.

If you didn't know he was talking about a children's show, you said, well, how much acid are you on

right now?