Commencement ceremonies coming up high school.
I remember graduating high school and Justin Ekstrom, friend of the show, who's got the purple positivity podcast.
He was on the stage and the classmate of mine.
And he was with that individual that, you know, wanted to get a little bit of attention.
So he did a cartwheel on the stage at our graduation commencement, which was great.
But you get that individual that stands up there and they just, well, you've got your full life ahead of you.
Things are great.
You're going to be the next generation that makes this planet even better.
Right?
I was selected for my broadcast college to be the one that spoke for the radio program.
And if you're going to be a radio guy and you're going to go stand up in front of a bunch of people, what do you need to do?
You need to be funny, right?
So that's, you know, you go for the jokes, the television people, the culinary arts and the computer guys, you know, boy, that computer guy.
He gets up to the podium.
Yeah.
And we just really want to say thanks to everybody for giving us the chance to, they're ruling the world now.
So when I get up there, you got to close the show, but there are those out there today that are going to go out and maybe not have all of their things figured out.
You have to have something ready to go.
So I figured to help you out.
Alexa.
Yeah.
Can you give some tips for commencement speakers, please?
Here are some tips for college graduation commencement speakers.
All right.
Include a humorous experience from your college days.
Mm-hmm.
Unless it involves waking up in a bathtub of ice with homemade stitches where your kidneys used to be while on spring break in Mexico.
Oh.
Then don't.
Or try this.
Use the phrase the graduating class of 2024 as the future.
Yeah.
Even though we all know it's artificial intelligence.
Whoa.
Next.
Don't bother.
There's a good chance graduation will be canceled due to protesters.
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He's in Cedar Rapids.
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It's out of Waukesha, Wisconsin.
Zach, I warned you.
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Uh, a man and a woman in Waukesha, Wisconsin, face disorderly conduct charges.
We're having sex in the Waukesha County jail lobby.
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