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5-2-2024 Lasairiona McMaster Takeover (Scoped)
The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Mon May 6, 2024
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It's throwback Thursday on the Rock 108 morning show.
Brian Marshall with throwback Thursday cuts throughout the show.
Already featured from 2000.
Super Fuzz, I am the king, but the remainder of today's show will be tied to my guests.
Well, not literally, but
She'll be in here in just a few moments.
My favorite Irish author flew all the way from Ireland to hang out with us today.
La Serena McMaster, joining us in here in just a few minutes.
We'll be doing the brainbuster today with us.
Sound good?
Also today, it's National Brother and Sister Day.
Comedian John Rogers talks about getting into fights with your siblings.
You can Google the answer.
But that would be cheating.
You start cheating and stealing and pretty soon nobody likes you.
It's time for Brian's Brain Buster, sponsored by JNL Marine and Guttenberg.
712, I have a guest in the studio.
It's my favorite Irish author, La Serena McMaster.
Welcome aboard.
Thank you for having me.
You flew all this way just to be on this show,
correct?
I did.
That's the only reason for my trip is to see you.
Thank God.
It's good to have you here.
I think it's good to be here.
We'll talk about what La Serena McMaster is all about.
We mentioned that she is an author.
She has a book release today.
She's going to be having a book release party.
I believe she brought Jell-O
shots
over there.
Backpack
full.
It's okay to have those, right?
Yeah.
Cause it's new in Ireland somewhere, right?
Absolutely.
All right.
Sounds good.
All right.
Here's today's brain buster.
Survey found that this causes people to panic.
about three times a month.
What is it ladies first?
What do you think?
I think it is paying their bills.
Paying their bills.
And why is that?
I don't know.
I feel like people panic about paying their bills.
Do you do that?
I do.
Yeah.
I panic about money, but probably more than three times a month.
Okay.
And that's why it's not the correct answer today because people probably panicking about that like eight times a month now.
Brian 418 Club listening on the app today in Auburn, Indiana late for work.
See for you, you have to work from home.
So are you ever late for work?
I've always early for
work.
Yeah, I've done that once I think here recently.
I used to do it all the time.
Oh God gotta be up at six.
All right.
Uh, nope, not that, but thanks guys.
Uh, Kyla being naked in public.
I feel like there's something to that
depends on what you're packing.
Right?
Yeah.
I mean, so, especially for the guys, if there's something going on there, like in your books, uh,
We'll talk about those.
It's, uh, you know, something to be proud of.
Yeah.
Some people wouldn't panic about being naked in public.
Yeah.
But there's some guys that have their shirts off and they're mowing the yard.
I saw that yesterday.
Disgusting, isn't it?
They're like, yeah, you like that?
Like it's not that warm yet.
And
because you write books about Eastern Iowa, Chris had said a survey found that this causes people to panic about three times a month, driving on 380.
Yes.
I was talking about that in the way here.
My friend's boyfriend lives just off 380.
And I was like, I hear 380.
I got a ticket on that road.
And she was like, everybody gets a ticket on that road.
Russ got a ticket on that road.
Yeah,
I did.
I've been lucky enough.
I think they leave me alone.
Knock on.
Is there any water around here?
Well, you know, I'll figure it out.
Uh, you used to live in Texas, did you not?
I did.
Okay.
And in this case, I have a Texas band for you.
This is Pantera Cowboys from
It's for nothing more if it doesn't hurt on Rock108 725.
We have a special guest in here today and all day, even through the 10 o'clock or up to 10 o'clock, because Russ wants to read Flosserino McMaster's work.
Dramatic reading on the air.
Are you ready for this?
I don't think so.
No, I don't think I was ready for it either.
Do
you
remember?
Here's the thing.
We had met.
It was when Wisconsin played Iowa and my buddy and I, Mike, were wandering down Melrose.
We had parked at Thinkvine and we were walking down and the house parties along Melrose as many people know when you're tailgating.
And we happen to stop by one place that was pulled in because he said, you know, what's going on in there guys?
My friend Mike did.
He's wearing the Wisconsin gear.
They're like the stadiums that way.
And they point back to think buying, right?
Which is funny.
They invite us in for a drink.
Then there's somebody that as we're coming past the tailgate, you happen to be good.
That pulls us in.
Would you guys like a jello shot?
We're like, yeah, sure would.
They pull us in.
So we're in there and we don't know anybody.
And suddenly you and I believe your friend Amber, maybe Amy.
Yeah.
We're standing there.
And the two of us are just like, what's up?
We're drinking a beer right now.
So you guys, look, where do you, what's your, what are you all about?
I hear you have an accent.
I'm like, what's your name?
At that point, we introduced each other and this is, gosh, this has to be what?
2020, 2021, maybe?
22.
Yeah.
Cause yeah.
Okay.
Might
have been 21.
I think it's 22.
So the two of us wander in and I ask you, I said, well, what do you do?
And you tell me I write steamy hockey romance novels.
I go, I'm sorry.
Come again.
You did say that.
I said, what, what, how was that steamy hockey romance novels?
And you probably saw me like a bird go.
I'll
take the story from there.
What do you remember?
I remember it was my first ever football game ever and therefore my first ever tailgate and We had done a lot of walking and Amy the Jell-O-Shot Queen went into that tailgate because that's where all her friends were
and I saw the Wisconsin shirt
And I'm pretty sure I booed your friend.
right.
I'm well trained.
Go Hawks.
And you did turn around at my accent and asked, you asked what I was doing there, I think.
Where are
you from?
And I said, I'm from Ireland.
And you were like, what are you doing here?
And I'm going to visit my friends.
And you said, well, what are you doing in Ireland?
And I said, I write steamy hockey romance.
And your eyes bugged out of
head.
Yeah.
And then you said, I want to put you on my radio show.
And I was like, yeah, yeah, okay, whatever.
Yes.
Great line.
Yeah.
And then you
didn't believe I had a radio
show.
Well, I didn't believe you had a radio show or that you would remember that you wanted to put me on it or that you would follow up on it.
And then I gave
you my email and you literally did it right in front of me.
Nope, I did.
I said, look, I'm going to put it in here.
And what did I do?
He
emailed me right then
and then you ghosted me for like a couple of days because he went out to Vegas.
I did actually author conference in Vegas.
You're
right.
I just went to Vegas and never wrote back.
No, you didn't.
It's crazy.
Los Arena McMaster writes novels that are steamy hockey romance.
And they are about this team that's based in Eastern Iowa called the Cedar Rapids Raccoons.
We will talk more about what you write about in some of your books and that you will have something going on today.
in Marion, correct?
Correct.
All right, we'll do that and throwback Thursday continues next morning show 732 right now and it's 54 and Cedar Rapids and Iowa City 52 Waterloo and Cedar Falls currently right now mostly sunny 13 C and Lairn How about that?
Larn Larn
You got to get your R in like a pirate
Larn.
Oh, really?
You're gonna let me talk like a pirate today.
Uh-huh throwback Thursday I figured that we would have a couple of tracks that were
inspired by you being in here today.
This song here meant something to me, but probably meant something different to you being based from Ireland, right?
The cranberries.
You're playing the cranberries for me.
I am, and it's Zombie on Rock 108.
Oh, I love that song.
Here we go!
The Cranberries for Throwback Thursday on Rock108.
We'll get to Brain Buster here in just a second, but Los Arena McMaster from Ireland, my guest here today.
That song for me, when it came out, I was late middle school, early high school, something like that.
And I was just like, yeah, listen to that song.
Zombie, yeah, zombie.
Not a world savvy boy.
It means a little bit something different for you, doesn't it?
It does.
It's an anti-terrorist song from where I'm from.
Okay.
Explain, no, explain more because there's a lot of people out there that you hear in America like me that maybe don't understand the whole context behind
it.
Yeah.
A lot of people here don't understand that my country is still technically a war-torn country.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We still have terrorism and political violence and activism and things in my country.
So it's still divided and the, it's never too far from the surface.
The troubles are never too far in the surface.
So whenever that song came out, I was little as well.
So I didn't get the context.
It was only as I grew up and I realized what the meaning behind it was.
And it's like, oh, yeah, it hits differently.
I'm going to tell you, I have two others that are coming up that are Irish inspired for throwback Thursday.
Is it the
chorus?
He told me no cranberries, no cores.
Well, I changed my mind.
on the
cranberries.
Lasarita McMaster will continue with us as we go through.
Let's finish up with our brain buster here today.
You don't need to know the following fact, but you know you want to is Brian's brain buster on rock 108.
All
right.
A survey found that this causes people to panic about three times a month.
What is it?
Lasarita had said paying bills, but there's probably more than that.
She mentioned tire pressure.
Which was interesting, but we have a couple of people who are tasting the sweet victory of having this one right today.
Brian T. Justin K. Linda B. Listen, Linda.
Mary T, Chris H, and Nick W all getting this one right here today.
Survey found that this causes people to panic about three times a month.
What is it?
The feeling that they have nothing to wear.
Can I get ya?
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Busted your brain today.
Busted my brain.
But seven people in P1 Nation get it right today, showing that they are the smartest audience in Morning Show Radio.
That's what I like about it.
Ragon rights,
huh?
Yeah.
Another brain buster tomorrow morning.
535 AM on the Rock108 Facebook page and sponsored by J and L Marine in Guttenberg.
Let's move to sports.
Rock108 Sports.
Jalen Brown and Derek White each scored 25.
The Boston Celtics advance to the Eastern Conference semifinals, beating the shorthand of Miami Heat 1,1884.
Game five last night, Boston will face the winner of the Cleveland Orlando series.
Cleveland Cavaliers have a lead three to two with game six in Orlando Friday night.
Luka Dončić.
At 20 of his 35 in the second half added 10 points and 7 rebounds, the Mavericks get a 1-23-93 victory last night.
3-2 lead in their series.
Get this, LeBron James has expressed his desire to play with his son, Brani, who has declared for the draft but maintained his college eligibility.
Brani isn't widely considered a top prospect, but it has been rumored that teams could choose to draft the USC freshman as a means to acquiring or in L.A.
Lakers' case keeping LeBron.
Unsurprisingly, the Lakers at plus 190 are Brownie's most likely destination.
Baseball yesterday, Max Kepler and Jose Miranda hit run scoring singles, puts Minnesota ahead in the 7th.
Twins rallied late for their 10th straight win, 10-5 over the White Sox.
Ian Hatt, Nick Madrigal, Miguel Amaya teamed up for a game-ending double play last night, preserving the win for the Cubs.
1-0 victory over the Mets.
Royals have 19 wins after beating the Blue Jays 6-1.
Brewer 7, Raze 1, and the Tigers over the Cardinals final in that one.
Four to one coming up here in just a few moments.
How about we go to Danny, California with the chili peppers next Skillets awaken alive with Rock 108 last Serena McMaster flew in from Ireland.
She's my favorite Irish author.
That's the first time you've heard that song
So I think if I say yes, my friend Chris is gonna make no, it's not I played it for you.
Okay
Sorry Chris.
I did it again.
Yeah
I still like
it.
Yeah.
It's interesting because the juxtaposition between American and Irish radio has to be that there's more, yeah, it's commercial here, but isn't it controlled more in Ireland?
Is that the way it is?
I think so.
Like regular every day morning show will be more like pop hits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like R and B.
Not as much rock.
I would assume.
No.
We
have like a couple of ours, like throwback classic rock or.
Like, I can't think of anyone who does contemporary rock.
At least during the day time.
Yeah.
So now we've got people in Ireland listening to me today.
We
do, yes.
Well, here's a word that you probably, well, you guys say this all the time.
Today's Daily Dumbass.
This one comes to us from the state of Idaho.
And anybody listening in Ireland goes, I'm Americans.
An Idaho man has been arrested on an alcohol related crime and other related charges.
After he was accused of kicking a bison at Yellowstone National Park.
The man, he's 40-year-old, I introduce you to Clarence.
Clarence!
Just from Idaho Falls, he approached a bison within 25 yards in April and was injured after he harassed a herd of bison and kicked an animal in the leg.
Did the bison kick him back?
Well, the incident occurred at the West entrance road near the 7-mile bridge.
I mean, I know where all of this is at.
Never been there.
But what happened was, he was hurt in the bison encounter, was taken to the hospital with minor injuries where he was evaluated, treated and released before being taken to the county detention center because with it being a national park, don't mess with the bison.
Yeah.
He was arrested and charged with being under the influence of alcohol to agree that may endanger oneself, disorderly conduct, as to create and maintain a hazardous condition approaching wildlife and disturbing wildlife.
All of this they're in Idaho You were looking at me with this dumbfounded look like yes, this happens five days a week the daily dumbass here on the Rockaway morning show
But he kicked a bison, of course, he's gonna get hurt,
you know, I'm surprised he didn't get Gord in this case That's so wild.
La Serena McMaster will continue with us here after eight o'clock throwback Thursday will continue news and shine down up next
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Second of May
Second of May need to point out that I got a text message from Weekender Boston Mike
The accent is hot!
Where's the pics?
I'm sorry, Boston Mike.
You have to sign up to my OnlyFans to get those.
Oh, so what's the
ad then?
So what's what?
So what's the ad then?
No, we're not doing that.
Oh,
you don't want to advertise that?
No.
We will be advertising something that you will be a part of here in just a little bit.
A release of your new
book.
I like how you
like lingered on the word release.
Oh, sometimes I do that.
We'll talk about that here shortly.
Right now we're asking for it from Shine Down.
See there's remedy on rock 108 for throwback Thursday with showers and storms likely through the day high of 70 tomorrow mostly sunny skies and 72 chance of showers again on Saturday of the high of 69.
It's wet.
That's right.
Exactly.
Lesterina McMaster joining us all the way from Ireland.
You're my favorite Irish author.
We mentioned last hour that we had met at a tailgate.
Wisconsin was taking on Iowa.
We had met at a tailgate.
You had offered Jell-O shots and we kindly accepted.
It was 22.
It was 21.
They were
away.
Okay.
Well, and I appreciate that your audience is also chiming in here today, which I appreciate.
But we haven't talked about your books yet.
You have not talked about your
steamy hockey romance now please explain it to the audience like you explained it to me what is what is this all about
what is steamy hockey romance please so I write love stories the heroes in my books generally all play for the same hockey team okay so my first series is set in Minnesota
My second series, that's the one you're holding in your hand, is set in Cedar Rapids.
And all of the guys on the team all go to a fictional university here in Cedar Rapids, and they all play on a hockey team.
And then I write stories about them falling in
love.
Why does a woman from Ireland suddenly fall in love and write about Cedar Rapids?
I met my husband at a hockey game.
Really?
Yes.
My favorite movie as a kid was The Mighty Ducks.
And I was obsessed with it.
And I had some pen pals from an old journaling site called LiveJournal.
And one of them came to visit me in Ireland and she's from Canada.
And I was like, well, what the heck do you do with a Canadian?
Let's take her to a hockey game.
So we went hockey in Belfast.
We have one hockey team.
On the island of Ireland and it was brought in in the millennium as part of the peace process.
Okay, and hockey is a non-political sport in Northern Ireland.
You're not allowed to wear Any colors that aren't hockey colors.
There's no
flags.
There's no anthems There's nothing political about it.
So it's a safe space for people to go and enjoy sport together.
That's really cool
and I met my husband there and he is from the opposite side of the political community to me.
So if I didn't
go to hockey, I probably wouldn't have met him because it was a safe space for people from all parts of the community to go.
One moment.
David.
Turn the phone off.
There's a woman talking.
All right, continue,
please.
So he volunteered for the team at the time.
And I used to sit down at the plexi at the board so I could beat the boards.
And he used to work in the tunnel, opening the door for the team.
And he used to sneak me out
tea and what you guys call cookies from the player's dressing room.
So you were getting tea and crumpets from the hockey locker room?
I was, yeah.
Wow.
And his friend said to me, you know, he likes you, right?
And I'm like, does he?
And then he let me wear his game-worn hockey shirt, and it was, yeah.
So I met my husband at a hockey game.
I had my Happily Ever After from a hockey game, so I know I write Happily Ever Afters.
So now I know about the hockey piece, but we need to know more about why air in eastern Iowa.
We will have that coming up right now.
It's Avatar, the dirt I'm buried in.
So latest from Lincoln Park called Friendly Fire on Rock 108, Avatar in there too.
It's 819, Brian Marshall.
My special guest today is my favorite Irish author who flew here all the way from Ireland.
Loserena McMaster.
She had mentioned here previously on the show that she writes steamy hockey romance, gave us the origin story between her and her husband.
But this one that I'm holding in my hand, pulling the goalie, I know this is an older book, but this is a Cedar Rapids Raccoon's hockey novel.
Why does a woman from Ireland write about Iowa?
You didn't answer me the last time.
I didn't answer you the last time.
So my best friend is from Iowa.
And how did you find her?
I find her on the internet.
We met on live journal.
The website I was telling you about.
And it will be 20 years in December.
Wow.
And shortly after we met.
I decided to come visit
him.
And
my parents were like, how do you know it's not going to be like some dude that's going to lock you in the basement?
And I was like, well, we'll find out, right?
It'll make a great novel
someday.
Yes, it will.
A good story, right?
So I got out of the plane in Chicago, and there was a moment of, oh, no, what if my parents are right?
Like, what if this is a dude?
He's going to lock me in his basement forever.
No, it was Amber.
And I have been coming to Iowa as often as I can, especially when I lived in Texas.
I was up a few times a year and I consider Iowa to be a second home.
Every now and then I'll board a plane to come here and even like the people who work on the planes are like, you're going to Iowa on purpose.
I mean, yes, yes I am.
I love Iowa.
I like being here.
So I decided to write a series about it because I'm here so often.
I know the people and I know the places and it's an important place to me.
And I wanted to kind of showcase Cedar Rapids and like Iowa in general in my series.
So because it's an important place to you, you are having a book launch party today.
in Marion, correct?
It's my first ever launch party.
I was telling Amy
this last
night.
So I started publishing when I moved back to Northern Ireland after living abroad for 10 years and I didn't have like a strong circle of people.
So I didn't wanna have a launch party where nobody would come.
So Jen from the HCI Book Boutique in Marion messaged and she was like, you're gonna be in time for your launch.
Can we do something?
And I was like, absolutely, let's do it.
So she's like, let's have a launch party.
Do
you have an address on that?
Yes, I do.
I knew you would ask.
And what is this?
Tonight, it starts at 6.30, although the bookstore is open from 4 if anyone just wants to go and shop.
It's 1026 7th Avenue in Marion.
For all your bookish needs, she has t-shirts and stickers and bookmarks and all kinds of stuff.
That's cool.
So she stocks your... She does stock my books.
Your physical books.
And this is the first place that I will have signed copies of today's launch.
I got them special.
How often do you sign books?
This is coming to Iowa is for my first book signing as well.
Boom.
Yeah.
The first of many things.
First on time on the radio, first time having a launch party.
My first official author signing is the North Iowa Book Bash on Saturday,
which I'd like to talk about as well later in the show.
Throwback Thursday continues.
I've got a track from 1976 that has Irish ties coming up next morning show.
It's 826 55 and Cedar Rapids and Iowa City 51 in Waterloo and Cedar Falls.
It's Throwback Thursday on the Rock 108 Morning Show.
I told you that after seven o'clock that these Throwback Thursday tracks would have an Irish flair to them because of my guest, Lacerina McMaster.
I want to see if you can get this band.
I
won't.
I
told you you should talk to my husband.
This is an Irish hard rock band that formed in Dublin in 1969.
1969 had a hit in the States, a couple of hits in the States, but this is an Irish rock band.
Is it you two?
No.
I knew I'd get that reaction.
Who the hell wants to hear you two?
But I do know that you want to hear thin Lizzie with jailbreak.
Absolutely.
I don't go to the 70s much, but when I do, it's thin Lizzie jailbreak.
Throwback Thursday on Rock108.
It's the Irish Flare today because of our guest, Loserena McMaster.
You have the book signing tonight and your launch party.
Say that one more time.
What location was that, Marianne?
What?
You're supposed to have that out on an index card.
What kind of DJ are you?
Here I'll do my DJ part.
I got it.
Okay.
It's 1 0 2 6 7th Avenue Marion and it is the hitch e a book boutique.
I'm sorry say that one more time
H e a book boutique
H
ea Happily ever after
but why why is there the
yeah?
That's how we say our hitch.
Okay.
I got him
He's gonna crack up at this cuz she has mocked me since I got off the plane that
I say
H
H.
Yes, and my husband does say H. It's actually a thing so
It's typically one side of the community says H and the other says H.
Now I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do.
Yeah.
I'll do that and figure it out after Volbeat.
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Rock 108 Sports.
Jaylen Brown, Derek White, each scored 25.
Boston Celtics advanced to the Eastern Conference semifinals and beat the shorthanded Miami Heat 1 18 84 and game five last night.
Boston will now face the winner of the Cleveland Orlando series.
Cavaliers lead 3-2 with Game 6 in Orlando tomorrow night.
Luka Dojic scored 20 of his 35 in the second half, added 10 assists, 7 rebounds, propelled the Dallas Mavericks to a 1-23-93 victory last night in a 3-2 lead in their first round series.
Three Milwaukee Brewers, including manager Pat Murphy and Tampa Bay Rays outfielder Jose Ciri, receive suspensions for their roles that led to a bench clearing incident between the two teams in the eighth on Tuesday night.
We're starting pitcher Freddie Peralta received a five game suspension for intentionally throwing at Surrey during the top of the sixth.
That's when Abner Uribe received a six game suspension after he and Surrey squared off against each other two innings later.
All four also fights.
Baseball yesterday, not as much fighting.
Max Kepler, Jose Miranda hit run scoring singles to put Minnesota ahead in the seven.
Twins rallied late for their 10th straight win, 10-5 on the White Sox, Ian Hap,
the game ending double play.
Cubs win that one one to nothing over the Mets.
Royals have 19 wins after beating the Blue J6 one Brewer seven raise one and Tigers over the Cardinals four to one.
Candelocks cover me.
I mentioned they're going to be a part of our birthday show in August, opening up for Bush.
Also the latest from Godsmack, both on the way.
So anyone from God's Mac called truth on Rockwood.
Oh, it's our guest La Serena McMaster and from Ireland.
You asked me off the air.
What is this?
Yeah, I did who sings it?
Name is God smack and it's a song called truth.
Give me your impressions on the song.
It's your first time hearing it, right?
It is I like his voice.
You like his voice.
I do.
What is it about his voice?
It's sensual.
Oh, that's a song that I would probably put on one of the song tracks for one of my books.
So you have a slay list as it were.
I
Every book I write has a corresponding playlist.
Oh, please.
No, you don't want it.
There's a lot of country on there.
Not even like real country, like pop
country.
Oh, my exes live in Texas.
Yeah, is that one of them?
No, it's
not.
It
should be.
Yeah.
Left something turned on at home.
That's another country song.
They don't get left turned on at home in my books.
Oh, I guess not.
We're going to talk more about your books.
And Russell will be in here after nine o'clock.
He said yesterday, and people had told you that this had been said on the air.
He wants to do a live dramatic reading of your work.
I did hear this.
Yes.
I'm excited for this.
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Alright, Corrin got the life.
It's a tray who watched me burn on the Rock 108 Morning Show.
Brian Marshall, a special guest, La Serena McMaster, who's been with us since seven o'clock this morning.
Brian, why is there a author on your show?
Well, she flew here all the way from Ireland.
That's why.
Better question.
Why is there not an author on your show?
Like constantly?
No, the guy who wrote it.
Oh, that guy does
he not have an author?
I don't know.
We're supposed to spell your name.
We are
because we did get a call asking for it to be spelled out.
You ready?
L A S A I R I O N A.
Can I buy a vowel?
Yeah.
McMaster last name.
What does it mean?
What does Lasserine mean?
Um, it means small flame and wine.
Small flame and wine?
What's the origin?
It's Irish.
It is Irish.
It is Irish.
Well, I didn't have a
name for the first 30 days I was born.
It took them a month.
So they had to come up with something that wasn't like, I don't know, Jean or Mary or they went big.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
And what nicknames do you have?
Uh, last, I prefer my full name, but I get last.
Um, especially with the kids, the kids.
Struggle to say Lacerina although AJ can say it better than some of the grown-ups my nephew AJ He can say it better than some grown-ups.
So you have Lacerina has a Opening for her book tonight at HEA book boutique.
That's one zero two six seventh Avenue in Marion But you also have another event that's going on and can you tell me about that?
I do it is my first ever author signing.
So there's about 50 authors from all over
not just romance coming together in the Diamond Joe casino in Northwood on Saturday to do signing.
So we've got swag, we've got books, there's giveaways, prizes like Kindle stuff, gift cards, all kinds of stuff to give away.
So Northwood, if you don't know is north of Clear Lake on I-35 just south of the Minnesota border.
You'll be at the Diamond Joe casino itself.
Yes.
Will you be gambling?
I don't know yet.
I'm probably going to be too tired.
You could, uh, you can have some gambling romance going on something like that.
Um, the thing about it is your books, we have mentioned this on the show before, but if you're just joining us, these are steamy hockey romance novels and specifically you have a series with the Cedar Rapids raccoons.
So people might recognize some of the places going on and some of the faces
as
it, as it were.
I do have a DJ in there.
You do.
I do.
May I read some of this?
You can, of course.
I think I've done this for you before.
This is from her book, Pulling the Goalie, the Cedar Rapids, uh, Raccoon's hockey novel.
Uh, this is in the beginning of the book, Prologue.
Good morning, Cedar Rapids!
This is Marshall Bryant, and you're listening to Rock 108.
Summer's almost over, which means we're on the slippery slope into the new college hockey season, and Coach Bale's putting together an interesting roster of raccoons over at the University of Cedar Rapids.
Speaking of the trash pandas, I lured one of them onto the show.
You know, I like to have interesting guests on my show from time to time.
Weird.
Case of
point.
So joining us this morning for a quick Q&A is rookie UCR goaltender, Eres de la Peña.
I'll stop there.
That's about all I can read on the air.
I'm joking.
It
doesn't deteriorate that fast.
Oh, it doesn't.
Okay.
Well, Russ said he wants to do a dramatic live reading, maybe from pulling the goalie.
Does it matter what page he goes to?
I don't think so.
Oh boy.
I
mean, he might have to censor himself, but
that'll be fun.
Hearing him read romance in his Boston accent.
Yeah.
More with Russ, last Serena and you with Allison chains.
So that is from Blackstone Cherry when the pain comes on rock 108.
I'm
feeling the
pain right now.
Why?
Yeah, we are out the window.
I only understood the consonants in that.
Russ, I wanted to introduce you to my favorite Irish author, La Serena McMaster.
La Serena McMaster.
This is Russ.
Hello, La Serena.
Hi, Russ.
I've heard a lot about
you.
What
do you call La Serena for short?
Lass.
Lass?
Oh,
you're a lovely lass.
Yeah, with one S, not two.
Or my friend Chris messaged and he reminded me to tell you that they call me McNagster.
McNugster?
McNagster, like nagging.
I thought he liked chicken McNugster.
I mean, it could go either way, really.
So Lassarina has her first, her first Ross book signing and she's got a book released tonight, H.E.A.
Book Book Teak 1-0-2-6 Seventh Avenue in Marion.
And then
part of the North Iowa Book Festival, right?
North Iowa Book Bash,
yes.
Wow.
And that's all going on over the next couple of days, right?
Now, the thing that I wanted to do, Russ, is we talked about this yesterday on the show.
We have.
The fact that she writes...
It off the air several times.
Well, the fact that she writes, steamy hockey romance.
Now, steamy, what is it?
Steamy hockey.
Hockey romance.
Oh,
it's always hockey?
Yes, Vlasarine, I'll let you answer.
I have two pan-nims.
This one is always hockey.
Yes.
What's the other one?
Am I allowed to say that?
Sure.
I'm ready.
It's BDSM.
Oh, wow.
It's a kink club.
Yeah.
That's why David Davis in this video.
He's been in.
How did
he sniff this
one out?
I gave him a little bit of a heads up, but he got up early this one.
He was in here at 7.15.
Can you believe that, Russ?
Can you believe that he was here that
early?
And I'm sorry I was late, but we had hockey practice.
He had to change out his pants.
So
you're a little kinky girl.
My books are kinky.
Well, yeah, whatever.
Sam, Sam.
Where do you draw inspiration?
Everywhere.
I'm not even kidding.
If people have a conversation with me, I often
Preface it with you're probably gonna end in a book.
She's not wrong.
She's not wrong.
I'm
really not or I'll see people in the wild like I'll be in a coffee shop and I'll see people and be like, oh
So when you were a fledgling writer Did you start right off the bat doing the romance novels or did you work up to it after doing like a few poetry's about the green grass of
Ireland?
I wrote my first book in college, okay
And it was a romance novel, but it was closed door.
What does that mean?
It means no sex on the page.
So you know what they're going to go do behind the door, but I didn't write it on the
page.
Those are the ones my mother used to read.
Yes.
So closed door or feed to black, as it's called.
Yeah.
Feed it out.
And I've actually pulled those down from Amazon because they don't fit my brand anymore.
So I'm going to go back and add spice to it.
and rerelease
them.
Well, that's true too.
You have the pages,
so now you can just rework it.
Yeah, I can just go back and rework it.
Where you left stuff out, you can fill in with detail.
Exactly, yeah.
Like
directors cut?
Yeah, well, yeah.
It just doesn't fit my brand anymore.
So if people pick those books up, that's what they would expect to get from all of my books.
So it's like a brand alignment thing.
I don't want them to think that my whole brand is that.
I write really good spice.
Well, you'd be humble about
it.
I don't know what, normally I am really humble, but I do write really good spies.
Where's the Irish accent?
I lived in Houston for seven and a half years.
And
that was enough to lose the accent?
Well, when I come here, yeah, I Americanize a lot.
I'll go
back to Ireland and people will be like, where's your Irish accent?
Oh,
I
like that,
okay.
I like that.
You didn't hear or pronounce the H before.
H.
Yes.
Yes.
I got messages from Amy and she was like, you can't spell a letter.
I'm like, I can.
Oh,
I like it with the Irish accent better.
Please stay Irish.
For throwback Thursday, I've got a track here.
Hold on.
Do you know Celtic women?
Yes.
I love them.
OK.
They're a singing group.
They are a singing group.
That are made up of shockingly Irish women.
You
don't say.
She
didn't tell me I could have brought him like a Celtic women t-shirt or something.
You
just have those in Ireland just anywhere?
I
could have found one.
Right there from the airport.
Here you go, Russ.
We have
everything on Etsy.
Yeah.
He needs chocolate.
I could have brought him his Irish women to wear across his chest.
I
thought I
should.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Europe several times and I thought when you pointed this out to me, I've seen this before.
I have not.
She brought white chocolate egg.
I want to just point out.
your friend Trish messaged and she said, you write some of the best spice I've read.
So I'm not being humble because she is a voracious reader.
So thank you.
Interesting.
Do you
sell books just, I mean, do you mostly sell books just out of Iowa?
Has that become a center?
For this series, we said earlier, Iowa is very special to me in my lifetime.
Why?
my best friend of 20 years.
It's not even
special to those of us who live here.
So that's why I'm writing a series about them because everyone's like, you go to Iowa on purpose.
I mean, yeah, my best friend of 20 years live here and I've made my own friends and I consider her here to be a second home to me and all my friends are like family and I love coming to visit.
And I'm like, I'm going to put a hockey team there in my books because everyone's has that reaction.
Why Iowa?
Why not Iowa?
I moved here six years ago and I got that question daily.
Why Iowa
on purpose like why I did on purpose.
Why not?
It's
a beautiful.
It's a beautiful state.
And there's only three million people in the entire state.
And they're really nice.
There is something to be said about Iowa.
Nice.
They're really nice to your face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't you cross
us.
I mean, he was really nice to me in the park and a lot of a teal gate.
So
they may have been alcohol involved.
Yeah.
Speaking of alcohol, I have a Irish song that involves alcohol for throwback Thursday and we have a next
It's throwback Thursday on the rock 108 morning show
normally I turn to Russ to guess what our throwback Thursday track is but we have a guest in here today and this was inspired by her being here
before we get to the guests I have a question from a listener Juno Kerr.
What's your other pen name?
He wants to look up those books
It's Lasserina Lewis.
So the same first name, but the last name is L-E-W-I-S.
There you go.
Lasserina Lewis.
Tonight's book is a Lasserina Lewis book, correct?
It is.
Today's release is a Lasserina Lewis book, yes.
It's book two
in the series.
And we talked off the air.
How many books do you have in the air right now?
12.
Today is book 12 release.
And I did the original ones that were closed door.
I had 12 of those, but I pulled those down.
Regular comma or Oxford comma.
Oxford.
No other way.
And I will die on that hill.
All right.
Are you ready?
No, I told you.
I suck at this.
Russ, I walk you through if there's an issue.
I'm
still not going to get
it.
What is the item in front of you made out of?
What do you think?
Plastic.
Metal.
There you go.
OK.
And if you take a lollipop, what do you do to it?
Suck it.
No.
Lick it.
There you go.
So add metal and...
Lick it.
Okay, so what would that band you think be?
Metal, lick it.
Metallica?
There you go.
All right, all right.
Good, good, good, good, good.
If I got that wrong, Chris Miller would kick my butt.
No, we have it right.
The song, Irish in Origin, right?
And Jameson is a...
Whiskey.
Correct.
And what do you put it in?
Glass
no
tumbler.
Mmm.
Think bigger.
What if I had a scruff top a bottle whiskey in the bottle?
Oh, so close a large scruff top
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All right.
So our guest here today, La Serena McMaster.
She also goes by La Serena Lewis.
She also goes by
What other name do you go by
Macnagster?
Have you ever ever picked out another name that you just do just like look?
This is my ninja name like I can so I can just hide in places like my name is Beth
Not yet,
but when
I get really famous
You're gonna get really famous after this.
I am I'm not gonna be able to walk out in the street
We have Russ hi who wants to do a dramatic reading.
Yes of your work.
I do
Not realizing of course this is written from the female perspective So today Russ is reading from pulling the goalie which is from Los Arena McMaster Cedar Rapids Raccoon hockey novel Russ Somewhere in the distance
a wolf whistle pierces the air Ari's fingertips curl into my waist like he's fighting the urge to do more to want more to take more
The horn honks.
H-O-R-N.
A few blocks away.
But the snarky, I get a room, some stupid quick girl quips on her way out of the coffee shop.
Get a room she quips on her way out of the coffee shop.
Cuts through my horny stupor.
I ignore every single tingling nerve ending in my body.
Brace my hands on his shoulders and push!
At least I think I did.
Granted, I'm not sure if I'm trying to convince him or myself that we should stop, but to his credit and my disappointment, he pulls away.
Our lips make a smacking sound as we separate, and we both stare at each other, panting, shaky, ragged breaths make little puffs of steam in the cold air.
My brain doesn't want to re-nag.
I can't find words or move.
I don't know how to talk or even exist right now.
It's like I've needed that kiss for a lifetime now.
I've had it I've had it all and I want another
you could Nuri at my books You could do the meal perspective I should tell my publisher my audio publisher.
Hey, I've got this guy
I would be more than happy to Russ.
You've done a lot in your career.
Have you ever read a romance novel on the air?
This is the first
yeah
My pup just cherry.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
The good news is you will be able to meet up with La Serena McMaster here later today at the H.E.A.
book boutique in Marion
now.
And by the way, you guys just handed me the book a minute before we went on the air with it.
So for those disappointed at this, what I chose, it was literally a dart thrown against a book.
And I thought you picked a really good one.
I thought it
was a good section.
Yeah.
It was delightful.
I
wanted more sex.
There's more in there.
Do you ever in your books?
I'm going to pull this down here.
That's what she said.
Do you ever highlight, you know, like if you're looking at this particular thing, you got a page of this book.
Yeah, a lot of readers do that.
So they're like tab the book.
So they sit with like colored tabs and they assign a tab for different things.
So like one will be emotional passages, one will be dirty passages, one will be like funny quotes that they like live rent free in their head forever or like character description.
So they do sit and they annotate their books and they like tab the sides of it.
Can I be Russell O'Callaghan, your psychologist for a second?
You're in my office.
We're discussing your life.
Yes, doctor.
Your wants, your needs.
And Rusty asks you.
Is it hard for your sex life to live up to what you write in the books?
I think it's hard for anyone's sex life to live up to fictional sex.
Right,
so how does that work in your head?
And I've seen that in reader groups too.
People will comment and say, like, my husband says I read too much romance, or like, how do I get him to try the things I read in my book or in these books?
Or I think we can often get a little carried away with fiction.
So can we separate it?
So for me, I try to write realistic sex.
So like they'll bump heads or their glasses will hit or or like she'll try.
Yeah, she'll like try to sexy take off her clothes and then her foot will get stuck and she'll like keel over or like I try to write realism in it.
So it's like messy and there's sounds in it and it's not like the fantasy of it.
So I do try to make it real, which isn't everybody's bag, but it's.
It's real life, right?
It's, it's contemporary romance.
So it's, I don't like to make everything perfect cause there is literally nobody in the earth that's perfect.
There's nobody who doesn't burp or fart or trip over their own feet or like, we're all to see him.
Little Benny can't keep it in.
Wow.
Seems perfect for me to highlight that we have the chemicals between us from
push.
Oh God.
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He's in that.
He's been in copper.
He's been in Adelida's way.
So now he's releasing the solo material called headspace holiday.
Our guest here from this morning for the last couple of hours.
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Russ had done his dramatic reading and Andy and Cedar Falls said,
He sounds like a guy who should be narrating a hot dog commercial, not the book.
That's tough.
But there's hot dogs in the book.
It was hockey games.
Yeah.
P1 red ransom, Scott and Cedar Rapids.
Y'all are hilarious this morning.
I'm trying to imagine what the folks listening in Ireland are thinking of all this.
I think
there used to be my nice God.
That's why they got me out of Ireland.
It's awesome that you're here.
And the fact that you have not only the, uh, the book signing tonight in Marion, that's at H E a book boutique on seventh Avenue in Marion, but the North Iowa book bash.
You actually have a couple of passes to hand out to this.
I do.
I have two pairs of tickets, general admission tickets to give away.
And did I hear?
Along with that that you're also wanting to give away signbook as well.
I will yes.
All right.
You want to do that now?
Uh-huh.
All right
Do you inscribe dirty
if you want it?
Well, there
you go.
Consent is important Russ
Oh,
yes.
I can't just go write dirty stuff on people's bugs.
Oh, yes, you could.
I could.
But they might not want it.
So it's La Serena McMaster.
We'll spell that one more time for you guys out there.
That's L-A-S-A-I-R-I-O-N-A.
Yes, I had to look at a place to let me know how to do it.
You don't know it by heart yet?
Sometimes I add an additional I, I think.
Sometimes an additional O. McMaster.
is the last name, or you can look her up through Lacerina Lewis because that's the book that's being released today called Obey,
correct?
It is, yes.
And that one is the one that's
dirtier.
Dirtier.
Dirtier.
Yeah.
Russ, thank God you didn't have a passage from that.
That would
be
nice.
Can you say something like,
You know in a
don't say top of the morning to
you save that for Jacksepticeye
I want something very sensual in the deepest iris accent you can
say
Russ I want to rub your neck.
You have to pay me for that.
Come
on Your blush again I
Fleshed from the minute I walked in here this morning Russ
I want to rub your neck.
Oh my god.
I feel uncomfortable.
I need an adult.
I think
we all need
an
adult.
This is so awesome that you were able to be a part of this here today, that you've traveled so far, not only to see your friends and family here and around the area, but that you took time out of your day on a busy day like today to be on the Rockwell 8 Morning Show.
There's nowhere else I'd rather be.
Aw.
Isn't that sweet?
You're part of my friend and family circle here.
There
you go.
I won't ever come
back to Iowa without seeing
you.
That's right.
So we got to get you on the calendar for the next time.
Yes.
Doors open so that you can come back for the show.
I'm signing again next year in Des Moines.
I just have one last question before she leaves.
Why hockey?
Because that's definitely not a European
sport.
You missed the whole thing.
I'm sorry.
Well, let's do it again.
A lot of people missed the whole thing.
I met my husband at a hockey game.
So I got my happily ever after at a hockey game.
And it's my favorite sport.
My favorite movie was the Mighty Ducks.
Where
was the hockey game?
in Belfast.
They have hockey
in Belfast.
We have our own league and we have a lot of actually ex NHLers who come across.
We have a lot of North Americans who come across to play.
Wow.
And we have our own like grassroots that we've been growing since.
That's
crazy.
I had no
idea.
There's only one team in Belfast or on the island of Ireland, and then the rest of the teams are in Scotland, Wales and England.
Now,
do they televise these games?
Yeah, you can watch them online.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm impressed.
I'm globsmacked.
Our current coach has a brother playing in the NHL right now or coaching in the NHL.
Is he Canadian?
I think so.
Yeah, probably.
I can't remember where he's
from.
Almost all the coaches, even in the NHL are Canadian.
I have met some pretty, like, I met Theo Fleury.
He came over and he played for us for a season.
That was a wild ride.
What's your favorite?
Well, you had a wild ride with Theo?
If you read his book, there's a, there's a chapter in it by his time in Belfast.
Ding, ding, ding.
Ding, ding, ding.
What's your
favorite American team?
Uh, so I will tell you this, right?
It used to be the mighty ducks because that was my favorite.
So it used to be the ducks.
Um, but I lived in Houston for six, seven and a half years and we had an AHL team there.
called the Houston Arrows.
And then in 2013, y'all stole my team and brought them to Iowa.
And they became the Iowa Wild and they feed into the Minnesota Wild.
So the Minnesota Wild are not my team.
Wow.
And they were green too.
And they were green too.
Yeah.
How about that?
Look at that.
All right.
North Iowa Book Bash in Northwood.
This is happening beginning.
Saturday.
Well, there's
a meet and greet tomorrow night, but the event itself is Saturday.
Okay.
So the, the, the passes that you're handing out, the general admission passes are for Saturday.
Perfect.
We've got two pair of those three, one, nine, two, three, four, five, three, six, nine, three, six, four, five, three, six, nine.
We'll take the first two colors on this and you'll be able to hang out with La Serena McMaster.
We're going to go for 69.
We'll take color 69.
Be here forever.
I don't get it.
When mommy and daddy love each other very
well now I need an adult again you
guys
please