Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 - April 23rd"

Did you see that Red Lobster is like gonna go bankrupt?

Yes.

Yes.

My daughter works at Red Lobster.

I've been telling her for quite some time.

It's probably time to move on and now it seems like more of a time than any.

Sorry out there to Brian's daughter, but these are the top five things that are going to be said at Red Lobster's bankruptcy hearing.

Oh boy.

You ready for this?

All right.

Number five, who knew that endless shrimp would be the end of us?

Number four, it was your stupid idea to give out free biscuits.

I love those biscuits.

Somebody has to be to blame, though.

You know, like when I'm on my fourth basket, I'm a big boy.

Number three, maybe we can just never paid.

clean these places again.

Now that worked for Long John Silver's.

Number two, the whole place is nautical and we didn't bury any treasure.

Nobody being treasured.

And the number one thing they would say at the bankruptcy hearing is somebody's just gonna give up and say, you win vegans.

It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show!

Friend of the show, Tom Garland has returned!

And we, if you like what we do in here with Top 5 Tuesday, you're gonna really like what's going on on Friday, right Tom?

Yeah.

Yeah, we're having a comedy

show.

Brian is gonna do stand-up for what I think is the first time.

Yes, it is the first time.

Yeah, that's exciting, dude.

I'm ready to see that.

Look at

you with a smile on your face.

We're like, I got him this time.

Yeah.

I've vampire bit you into the world of stand-up comedy.

I'm so excited for it.

You're gonna have to stay up late, dude.

I know.

What's your bedtime normally like, you know, like eight, eight,

you

know, like

showtime.

Hey guys, great to just pass out right on the stage for you.

No,

I'll take

an old man nap

and then things will be good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You'll be all right.

So that's, that's this Friday at CSPS hall here in Cedar Rapids, eight PM show.

You can get tickets at Tom Garland standup.com.

Now on top of this, this is right across from the new boat city market there on Third Street.

Easy to find.

Parking is right around that.

And would this show be in a evening show?

Get on down early.

Yeah, with us.

It's really not.

I don't think it's that easy to find, though, because you're right.

It's like across the street from the the new bow market.

But then there's like the firehouse and then you go in like a creepy alley in the back and then you like turn.

It's I don't know if anyone finds it, then we'll be in there.

I know you're a sign guy, but

do you

don't have

one dude?

Anybody that you know that has a spotlights like back in the day.

Oh, that'd be cool like I'm a car

dealership or something like

that, right?

You

know where

they have the little lights going up there.

Well, what's going on?

Jokes in there with zero down APR financing

There we found the challenge.

There it is.

With us today here today, you've got a top five.

What do you got lined up for this one?

Yeah.

So did you see that Red Lobster is like going to go bankrupt?

Yes.

Yes.

My

daughter works at Red Lobster.

I was like, I've been

telling her for

quite some time.

It's probably time to move on.

And now it seems like more of a time than any.

Yeah, man.

That's I'm sorry about that.

I'm sorry out there to Brian's daughter, but these are the top five things that are going to be said at Red Lobster's bankruptcy hearing.

You ready for this?

All right.

Number five, who knew that endless shrimp would be the end of us?

I love it.

Number four, it was your stupid idea to give out free biscuits.

I love those biscuits.

Somebody has to be to blame, though.

You know, like when I'm on my fourth basket, I'm a big boy.

That's gotta come into, cut into somebody's bottom line.

Number three, maybe we can just never pay to clean these places again.

Now that worked for Long John Silver's.

She's like, we'll just stay dirty.

It was the one in town started on fire.

Is that,

did it really?

Yeah, let it

burn.

The hush puppies are amazing.

You like endless shrimp.

You like the biscuits and you love hush puppies.

Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's the environment.

It's like, I don't know.

I'm going to stop there because somebody's going to be eating right now breakfast or something.

Number two, the whole place is nautical and we didn't bury any treasure.

Nobody buried treasure.

There has to be some buried somewhere.

No, it's right there in the lobster tank.

And the number one thing they would say at the bankruptcy hearing is somebody's just going to give up and say, you win vegans.

No,

no.

I love it.

It's a top five.

Now, you put these up on your Facebook page as well, but they're an extended version, a top 10,

correct?

Yeah, you can see the top 10 on my Facebook page and it's just Tom Garland.

It's my personal Facebook.

You can check those out.

And sometimes you'll spoil the surprise.

Sometimes I do ones on here that I don't do on there.

And now, if you want to see Tom Garland live, not just doing top fives or top 10s,

But to see his whole set, that's happening this Friday, CSPS Hall.

It was downstairs and now the room is even bigger.

Yeah, yeah, we've moved up to the big theater because we're selling so many tickets.

So it's exciting, man.

Obviously, I don't do what I do on the radio here with you live.

I'm a 14-year stand-up comic, so it's going to be stand-up like you'd see in a comedy club.

But I do a lot of crowd work.

I get the audience involved, that sort of thing.

And it's a little bit more R-rated than

silly jokes about hush puppies and...

you know, red lobster biscuits.

I was going to say a little bit more raw than that, but it's going to be fun, dude.

And then Brian, we're going to, we're going to pop your cherry into the world of standup comedy.

And I'm excited about that.

Oh

yeah.

No, I'm definitely cussing at least three times.

It'll be great.

You said you want to give away a couple pairs of tickets.

You want to do that now?

Yeah.

Let's give some

tickets

away.

That's great.

Let's give away two pairs of tickets.

Come see Tom Garland at the CSPS Hall, third street across from Nubos city market downtown Cedar Rapids.

His show, not only is he doing standup, but it's also

being taped as well.

So three, one, nine, two, three, four, five, three, six, nine, three, six, four, five, three, six, nine.

Tom Garland.

Thanks for joining us.

Thank you, Brian.

Appreciate it.

I'll see you Friday.

Hopefully I'll take it a nap.

Sounds

good.

See you then, brother.

Alison chains.

We die young.