Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 - April 16th"

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

Did

you see there's a new Google search center?

Did you Google this?

This is coming to Cedar Rapids.

It's like a Google data center

that

they're going to build here.

And I feel like people are googling all your brainbusters anyway.

So these are the top five searches collected at the new Cedar Rapids Google data center.

It's number five.

What's the best place to get shot?

Like there's been enough shootings.

I just I want to know where the best place

to get shot at

is number four Can you get a DUI on a scooter?

Daily dumbass says yes Number three will they build a border wall between Cedar Rapids and Marion?

Mixing with these Cedar Epidians.

I think Marion sick of us.

Yeah,

they probably are

number two How do I get rid of geese spiders trains?

and my ex downtown.

And they all seem to honk at me too.

I think the only way.

That's good,

that's good.

I'm moving to Marion.

What do you got for number one?

And the number one search on the new Google data center here in Cedar Rapids is what are places to work here that don't smell?

I just want to work somewhere where I don't come.

Come home smelling weird.

I mean, Crunchberry Day is not a bad thing, is it?

No, no, but that's not the only place that smells.

You know, there's like ADM, there's Woody's, there's all

sorts of

places.

Woody's!

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.

Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

Apartment?