Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - Comedian Tom Garland with his "Top 5 Reasons NOT to Band Speed Cameras"

The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Mar 26, 2024

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These are the top five reasons not to ban speed cameras.

It's always exciting getting mail.

Right.

Go out to the mailbox and ooh, something for me.

Number four, no one else ever offers to take your picture.

Oh, it's sad.

I don't know how they can take a picture of how fast you're going.

That's never made sense to me.

They're like,

this is a photo

of you.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

Right.

Number three, you can show off your net worth by speeding past the less fortunate.

That little hoopty over there in the left hand.

I am.

I get to speed.

You

don't.

Number two, it's easier to text, drink, and smoke when you're driving slower.

You're not advocating for this.

No, I'm

not.

I'm just saying,

you know.

You

could.

You could.

And the number one reason we should not ban the speed cameras is the money goes to a good cause.

I don't think a lot of people know this, like buying more speed cameras.

Oh, yeah.