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Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "The Capital Dumb Rewards Card"
The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Mon Mar 4, 2024
It saw so many of the credit card things coming through about, oh, elect into this.
Get this offer.
You can get this reward.
You can get this reward.
I'm like, I really don't need all of that.
But maybe there's a card out there right now where you can get money back on the things that you're buying.
Looking for a credit card suited to your diminished intellectual abilities?
Introducing the Capital Dumb Rewards card.
The only credit card that offers cash on purchases idiots make.
Time shares.
Black Market fireworks.
Those things you put in the holes of Crocs.
A hot dog from 7-Eleven.
Nickelback albums.
Tickets to Madame Webb.
Thin mints.
Super hot hot sauce to impress your friends.
Anything from the TikTok shop.
The Capital Dumb Rewards card.
What's in your head?
Nothing.