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Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Bugsy Tea Bags"
The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Thu Jan 12, 2023
Brian Marshall and the Rock 108 Morning Show.
Back in theater class, there was somebody who was really adamant that I must drink tea.
That drinking tea was the way that I was going to be better at what I did on stage.
And I tried it and it was like, ugh, this is terrible.
Tastes like pencil shavings.
I have never enjoyed the taste of tea and I know that I'm in a minority because
You know, you got people in London, tons of people in China drinking tea.
Some of you may be drinking tea this morning to wake up.
I just, I can't do it.
And I may have figured out why.
There's a guy in Australia who says that there's a special ingredient now in tea that
Maybe we did or didn't know about.
Did you know that when you
analyze a typical teabag, you can find the DNA of 400 different types of insects?
And this DNA is usually fairly fragile, easily destroyed by ultraviolet and by getting washed away by the rain.
But it does survive when the conditions are dark and dry as inside a teabag.
Tea fields are a hive
of biodiversity.
tea.
Nice.
A little bit of pun action there.
So a breakfast morning chai cricket tea could be something that you could enjoy, which actually leads to the sponsor of the show this hour.
Tea
bags contain DNA from up to 400 insects.
And since up to this point, you seem to be just fine with the taste, we figured we'd really lean into it.
Bugsy Tea Company introduces our new bug line of products.
From bug DNA tea to scorpion scones.
We've got it all.
Want to add some flavor crystals?
They're spider eggs.
Not that you could tell the difference anyways.
Hey, people have been eating bugs for protein for years.
So why not sip some?
Nothing more natural than tea leaves and bugs.
Now that's good tea.
Bugsy Tea
bags.
coffee and a few dead jokes.
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