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Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Mickey Returns"
The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Nov 8, 2022
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live,
local, and loud.
Rock 108.
Can't escape it today.
It's election day.
But you know, when you take a look at that ballot, you walk in and you see the fill in the blanks, like it's a Iowa basic skills test or an SAT or something like that.
You kind of get a little overwhelmed at points because sometimes there's names on there.
The Soil Commission.
The oil soil I know is singing Halo.
So, you kind of feel like, what am I supposed to do here?
Well, I found that there is a line that you can give a ring to.
Hold the undecided voter hotline.
So, let's give this one a ring.
You have reached the undecided voter hotline.
If you still haven't decided whom you're going to vote for, press one.
No, wait.
Press two.
Hold it.
One.
Definitely press one.
However...
The Rock 108 Morning
Show with Brian Marshall
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Apartment?
mickey was joining us yesterday and here we are Tuesday morning it's election season mickey what's on your mind today
i'll tell you another thing though it's got me going you know i'm a single dad
okay
which means i don't have a girlfriend that's what single dad means you know but all these guys shut down a single dad it's so hard and guess what it is hard but i found a new way that it helps it i just ignore my kids a lot and it takes a lot of the pressure off i find it if you ignore them
They seem to be less of a pain in the ass.
I don't know how it works in Iowa.
Kind of like a guinea pig or a gerbil.
You just give them food and water and walk away.
That's it in a roof over their head.
Next thing you know, bang, you're a greatest dad in the world.
It's when they come to you with all their stupid problems.
Like I have a high school son who said that, uh, this girl, he likes, likes another boy.
What should he do?
And by, let me ask you, if your son came to you and said, dad,
i like this girl but she likes another boy what should i do what would your advice be
that you find somebody else
wait find somebody else find somebody else now he's dating a guy named steve who i haven't met yet but i'm hoping it works out hope you will understand how you know i'm thinking about running and i have a campaign slogan i'd like to give you
please
because i've noticed that anytime somebody cool comes along they're going good you think well this guy's great
And then they find out they dig up some dirt on them, and you go, ah, man, and they destroy them.
So mine, from the beginning, I'm going to be an open book.
It's going to be Vote for Mickey Coachella.
I did it.
I admit it.
No matter what they accuse me of, I'm going, yeah, I did that.
That was stupid.
My fault.
My bad.
That one's on me, guys.
And that's another thing no politicians ever do.
Nobody ever just goes, hey, look, I made a mistake.
I was stupid.
I'm sorry.
try to hide it.
I'm not hiding anything.
I did everything you could imagine.
And
I'm going to
run on that platform.
I'm no better than you.
That's my platform.
I'm no better than you.
I think it's a winnable.
I think it's winnable.
You're to win by a landslide, Mickey.
I promise.
I think I would, buddy.
Brian Marshall and the Rock 108
morning show.