Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "P.C. Cryptkeeper"

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

Also

on Halloween, let's think about some of the things that creeped you out as a kid that may still creep you out as of today.

For whatever reason, the Crypt Keeper sticks in my head.

So maybe you guys enjoyed that.

Very much so.

I think it was the combination of not only the puppet itself, but the voice.

A little something like this that probably can't happen today.

soon be upon us and with it the dead will rise and zombies will tear you limb from limb eating your flesh

a quick disclaimer that the violent nature of the zombies is not approved or condoned by this station also eating a flesh is highly unsubstantiated and not allowed what

The demons from hell will attack

all souls, dragging you to below the

pits of- Uh, also, there will be no attacking or touching of any human by demons in inappropriate ways unless consensual verbal communication is first observed from that said person and or persons.

And you shall be

tortured

by the never-ending painful screams.

Of course this- Uh, torturing and-

or waterboarding is not a legal nor condoned act of this person of evil nor any other person.

Now I

give

up.

Forget it.

Please have a happy and safe Halloween.

Screw you.

Wake up.

Brian Marshall and the

Rock 108 Morning Show.

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.

Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station apartments, now leasing from Four

Wait,

we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?