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ROCK 108 Morning Show - The "Right" Hot Dog
The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue May 3, 2022
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
There are foods that can cause arguments every time.
Okay?
Yeah.
I mean, you're from an area where, you know, you have a particular type of food and it has to be prepared
a certain way.
Yeah.
Like, well, I mean, the first thing that comes to mind is pineapple on pizza.
Yeah.
No.
No.
No, absolutely not.
Big no.
I've learned to live with it, but I, you know, I absolutely, warm pineapple is, is absolutely wretched.
How about hot dogs and their toppings?
You've been out to the ballpark.
You've been to the old Camden Yards.
You've been to the Red Sox Fenway.
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm a well, there's two if you're at the ballpark Yeah, I just like that that Gouldens brown mustard on my dog.
That's it.
Nothing else Gouldens.
What is that?
Okay?
It's that brown mustard.
Okay.
Got it
mustard
I got you.
Did I say mustard you said mustard?
The yellow mustard's okay.
Now, if I'm at 7-Eleven, which they don't have around here, but the hot dog bar at 7-Eleven, this is my go-to.
The hot dog, the yellow mustard, the hot cheese that squirts out of this non-defined canister, onions,
jalapenos.
That's a meal.
Yes.
I won't touch a gas station hot dog.
Oh, why?
Because you don't know how long it's been there.
It doesn't matter.
It sure as hell does.
That has been there for a week and a half.
That is a torched wiener and I don't want it in my mouth.
I will tell you a
story about Donald the Jock, who was one of my roommates in college.
OK.
And Donald was a very strange dude.
And one day we had little kitchenettes in our dorms.
OK.
Um, he had hot dogs boiling on the stove for an hour.
What?
So I knocked on his door.
Donald, Donald, what?
You have hot dogs boiling in the kitchen and they've been there over an hour.
He said so.
So I said, how long are you going to boil them for?
He said, I don't know, but I got 20 hot dogs for a dollar, so I think I should boil them for a long
time.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
apartment?