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ROCK 108 Morning Show - "The Moment I Knew My Parents..."
The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Apr 26, 2022
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
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Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Somebody's
getting some training today.
Boston Mike.
Hello.
Hey, what's happening, brother?
How you been?
Yeah, you know.
So I posted this up on the Rockaway Facebook page.
What was your, my parents are going to kill me moment.
And I figured this is perfect for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a lot of those.
When I was a kid, they didn't have star 69.
Okay, so we would make crank calls crazy Crazy,
yeah,
and we would get a big kick out of it once we call the pizza place.
Yeah, and we ordered up 10 pizzas Yes, sir.
We have delivered to some random address.
Yeah.
Well that week I think is when star 69 came into play and they realized it was us and They came to the house in a truck filled with dudes and I mean dudes that look like they could just beat you senseless
and they're all riding in the back of the truck and two 11-year-old kids come to the door with paper root money and had to pay for 10 pizzas plus a tip.
They made us pay for a tip.
Oh, a tip, too.
They made us do that.
And all these big, brutal guys are looking at us like, oh, we can't kill these kids.
But you were
just doing like pranks.
Yeah, well, we made a pizza place, make 10 pizzas.
That's a loss of money for them.
So they were
ticked.
So Amy is on the Facebook page.
She said, playing with fire in the basement, lit a couch on fire.
flip the cushions over so my dad couldn't find it.
Found the video we recorded three years later and thought if she finds it, she's going to kill me.
It's a little accidental arson.
That's a good day, right?
Oh, Marcy said, when I got our family AOL account, TOS violating terms of service, we're swearing too much.
They deleted our account.
All
right,
who's this
Chelsea?
All right, Chelsea.
Tell me what happened.
So I went to your typical high school party growing up and my parents always had that conversation with me like
don't get in a car with someone who's been drinking.
Don't use their dry drunk needless to say, like they, I was, I was grounded, but they proceeded to break really hard and make me throw up in their car.
And they made it well worth it where I never wanted to go out to a party without telling them where I was going again.
They sound like the kind of parents I would want to be.
I'd do the same thing.
I think.
the phone number three one nine two three four five three six nine how about you uh
so one time my parents found my wheat stash
oh no you didn't hide it very
well did
you um
i thought i did but when the dog finds it and drags it out and proceeds to try and eat it you know
what kind of dog was it
a dalmatian
that's your problem
who used
all
All the Wi-Fi!
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?