
to be
I'm not a, no, I'm not, I don't get messy.
Not saying you do, I just.
Well, yeah.
I am not a huge.
I think that's smart.
You have to write comedy.
You can't be too drunk when you do that kind of stuff.
John's here.
We're going to give him a comedy quiz in a couple of minutes.
Our question of the night is what is your favorite beer?
It is National Beer Day.
And we're also kind of celebrating a nightlight inspired beer that you can get out at Flix Brewhouse at Easttown Mall right now called Hazed on Radio.
Brewmaster Dave Hansen put it together, reached out.
We said, yes, of course, please make a nightlight beer.
And it's been available.
I think just during the film festival, when the film festival started, so I'll probably pop out there today or tomorrow and have a little taste and see what, see how great Dave's work is.
Jack from Maramax says, I'm not much of a beer drinker, but my favorite beer was Meister Brow.
Wow, we got some like, I don't want to say that's like on par with Rhinelander beer or Blats, but I always thought Meister Brow was like kind of a, one of those inexpensive beers you get when you're in college, maybe?
I could be totally wrong.
Is that like hams?
Yeah, like hams or something.
Okay.
When someone said hams before too.
But Meisterbrow, it's got a high name.
I don't know.
Jack says it used to be brewed in Chicago and owned by Miller if I recall correctly its brewery was the last Chicago brewery to close I do kind of remember that now that you say that Jack He says and hasn't been produced since 1978.
He says I'm an old guy.
What can I say come on Jack?
You're not that old Currently, I'll have a beer with pizza or a brat and I prefer blue moon.
That's like number three for blue moon Conrad.
What do you make of that?
So keep those texts coming, folks.
We'll read them as they come in.
What is your favorite beer?
Johnny Beiner is here.
We've got a few more minutes with John.
He's going to take our comedian quiz.
So we talked about your letterman spot.
You got a dry bar comedy spot, which is really cool.
That's like the new comedy central special like
everybody.
It's a milestone.
I got a lot of mileage out of that.
A couple of the clips they put on got really viral, and I got a lot of work from it, so those are
The Cavalry is, it's a podcast me and Andrew Slater, another fantastic comedian we do together.
We came up with it.
We were on a cruise ship together when COVID hit.
So it was like, oh, well, we can't work anymore.
You want
podcast just to, you know, keep our brains going.
And we are on episode like 257 or something.
So we've been doing it ever since, you know, 2020.
COVID hit, and it's basically the gist of it as, you know, the cavalry.
It's the cavalry, not the cavalry.
As people
religious thing?
No, it's like calling in the cavalry will bring topics that we get a lot of pushback on.
And then we, you know, present the topic and the other, we're looking for backups for
other person, you know, to back you up.
And we sometimes
We're usually able to back each other up, but sometimes we're like, no, that's ridiculous.
You're wrong.
not?
He lives in Portland.
Oh, that's so
We it's not only comedy talk.
I mean, we half the episode is us just kind of shooting the breeze, talking about whatever our week and you know, just things.
And then we get into the topics the second half.
Is
recipe exchange or anything
different segments.
Sometimes we have appliance talk.
to order a fridge from Menards, I'll talk about that.
We have sports talk.
That's kind of a big thing because he's a big sports guy.
Sports will affect his mood, his demeanor.
I don't follow this, but I don't know anything about sports.
So that's kind of a fun dynamic.
ask questions and we did like a, we did a bracket and then we did one for football and he gets so.
frustrated
win with
knowledge
all.
You know, I'll be like, oh, okay, let me just hit random and then I somehow beat him.
He's like, oh, that's
Um, can I, do you mind if we play a clip of your comedy?
This is one of my favorite jokes.
Oh, I insist.
It's not your comedy.
It's another community.
No, this is Johnny being her talking.
This is one of my favorite bits I've ever heard folks.
Conrad, let's play the, uh, the clip of when he was in a third grade, please.
Hello everyone.
Yeah, like he said, my name's Johnny Beener.
So, obviously that sucked growing up.
Thank you.
That always hurts my feelings.
Picture this little Johnny Beener out of recess, third grade, trying to play kickball.
Just trying to fit in, but I'm having a hard time.
I got some, you know, bullies circling around me, chanting, Johnny Beener has a tiny wiener.
He's a very logical kid, you know.
The only thing I could think to say back was, yeah.
Yeah, I'm nine.
Pretty sure we all have tiny wieners.
We're third graders.
He's making fun of me.
But you want to make fun of someone?
We should be making fun of the kid that's hung like a horse.
He's the weirdo.
What's he doing with a grown man's penis in third grade, right?
He's got nothing to look forward to.
Mine's going to get bigger.
I've seen my dad's.
I think we all have at some point, right?
You seen your dad's penis?
I was just kidding.
We got a weirdo at the end of row one here.
Please tell me it wasn't recently.
I
excellent choices.
wiener wiener, that's probably the oldest joke that I still do.
Because it's, you know, I'm not a household name, and if they go to, let's go see comedy, and the comedian is Johnny Beener, I can't just ignore my name, you know?
Right.
can I do sometimes because I've done that bit so many times, but it's like it's such perfect because people are like, yeah,
is an inconvenient name to have as a child.
ramifications there, but this is the first time we've done this, and Johnny's our guinea pig, so I think he'll do quite well, though, I'm excited.
Johnny Beener taking the first ever nightlight stand-up comedy quiz.
Conrad, you got the bell ready?
All right.
I was worried Conrad was out having a smoke or something.
There's no bell.
He isn't smoking.
All right, this comedian has a famous bit about the seven words you can't say on TV.
George Carlin.
Yes.
All right.
Oh, seven bells.
Sorry.
It's lackluster.
We usually have, I have a bell too, but I don't have one here in Madison.
So you'd be, just think about the bells.
There's got to be an app or something.
Yeah, right.
Probably.
All right.
Johnny's one for one.
This comedian is now disgraced, but had a 1980s sitcom where he played an OBGYN and would wear colorful sweaters.
Bill Cosby.
Correct.
Boy.
curiosity.
I think $80.
I don't think
We're going with some me and my wife are going with some friends.
They're selling seats that out here by the bus stop that are like 14 bucks.
That's exciting.
Yeah.
I've seen him before.
I've been on a show with him in New York.
Oh, no kidding.
That's I've seen him live twice and he's great.
But it was so long ago.
I wouldn't even know like, I don't even know what he talks about.
I was just still just stand up.
Is it him just like talking about his career?
Um, I think he does improv now.
expert.
Seinfeld gets enough shout outs.
All right, Johnny Beiner, Nightlight Quiz.
This famous comedian had her own show about her blue collar family and worked in a diner where they served loose meat sandwiches.
The show also starred Laurie Metcalf.
Roseanne.
That's a great show.
Great show.
Me
and my
recently
It's a phenomenon.
Yeah, that's, I loved it.
My wife got me into that show because I liked her comedy okay, but her TV show was outstanding.
Um, all right Johnny's four for four this comedian played a sports writer who played a Sp this comedian played a sports writer who lives near his brother also played by a comedian and his parents Ray Romano,
Correct, right
Oh,
Is
George
again?
was Wisconsin, wasn't it?
arrested in Wisconsin?
Yeah, Carlin.
This comedian put out a comedy album called Delirious and joined the cast of Saturday Night Live at just 19 years old.
Eddie Murphy.
Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny's six or seven.
This comedian has recently played comedy on state and she currently hosts the show after midnight.
Oh, Taylor Tomlinson.
Correct.
dude.
All right.
I worked with Tom.
Did you?
He wouldn't let me sell my t-shirts.
opening for him.
This was a long time ago.
And I showed up and the club owner was like, Oh, Johnny was wondering if he could sell t-shirts and Tom goes, Tom goes, you're going to ask me right in front of them.
And then he goes, yeah, that's fine.
So I got to sell Thursday.
And then when I showed up Friday, the club owner was like.
You're not selling the rest of the weekend.
All
Our first ever Nightlight Quiz was given to, first ever Nightlight Comedy Quiz was given to Johnny Beiner and he did quite well.
Seven for eight, we'll finish that up next time he's on the show.
This is Nightlight with Peach Waba.
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen.
Our question of the night is what is your favorite beer?
It is National Beer Day and we're also celebrating the night light beer that you can now get at Flix Brewhouse out at Easttown Mall called Hazed On Radio.
It will be there probably until supplies run out I would assume.
Brewmaster Dave Hansen, it's his own creation, and he is a great guy who does great work.
But that inspired our question, along with National Beer Day, what is your favorite beer?
PJ on the stream says, New Glaris Spotted Cow, all the way for me.
Conrad, what is that, four for Spotted Cow?
Yeah, I think so.
Because I'm a lush I still get drunk even though it's not alcoholic.
I don't know how that happens, but that's how much of a lush I am steady Eddie Let's say let's say you know what we're gonna do I'm gonna introduce our guest Then we'll read steady Eddie's text because I want her to be part of that and I want her to hear the joy that is a steady Eddie text So joining me now on the program is award-winning journalist and writer and Madisonian Victoria Davis.
Hello.
How are you?
Can I say you're?
From the Capital Times, I know you work there or contribute.
I don't know how.
I don't know.
I've got two
main gigs in the Cap Times.
It's my local gig.
And then, uh, Animation World Network is my, you know, my kind of abroad, not abroad.
What am I saying?
The remote gig,
a
broad gig.
We do cover global stuff, but yeah, that's, that's from my, my, uh, kind of college stomping grounds and in SoCal.
Yeah.
Well, both arts and culture, which is great.
So I kind of get the best of both worlds with local stuff here and then stuff that's going on in Hollywood or in France, at Anisey and things like
And
five years now.
And with Cap Times, I think either five or six years.
No, I'm from Minnesota originally.
No, we're both from Minnesota.
He's so, but we went out to California for my college and because he was a Marine.
And then we came here for his college.
I know.
We're all over the
Yes.
We do get a lot of grief, but we're not sorry.
It's so much warmer down
you wouldn't think four hours makes a big difference, but it really, really
We were in just the Twin Cities.
We weren't super far north, but they got like a foot of snow this week.
It's been like summer and rainy here.
Exactly.
I'll take this anytime.
I agree.
And you have access to the other big cities that are not too far away,
can kind of get your fix and then come home.
to kind of a less.
That's true.
That's true.
We can
now.
That's true.
Thanks for the reminder.
Wasting
get your big city fix.
mean.
So animation world network is
Yeah.
So that's like we come
animation both in the US and abroad.
shows we've done comic strips before We've done games.
We've done TV shows and movies.
We interviewed directors producers voice actors The animators obviously we've done interviewed storyboard artists.
It's we kind of cover we try to cover as much of that process as possible
you were in LA for a while
know.
It's beautiful.
It's really hard to, to, to see yourself living anywhere else when you're there.
so wonderful.
And then you go somewhere else and you're like, Oh, I don't have to pay.
like a thousand dollars for gas.
So
It's not, yeah, it's not too bad at all.
Yeah, like I said, I pick it over Minnesota.
I
love Minnesota, but not enough to live there.
little,
I love a good raspberry beer.
Actually, one of the local pubs here sells it, and it's always really good.
But it's hard for me to remember what season it's in, because I always go and I ask where I think, oh, we don't have it in stock.
I think it's a fall thing.
But yeah, it's like a kind of a sour raspberry beer.
that's true.
All
Yeah.
Yeah.
As dark as it comes, basically.
I just feel like the burn in his mouth when he's drinking a beer.
I
I think, yeah.
big whiskey guy too.
So like just yeah, the darker, the better I think.
think of
because
things,
Network.
Sometimes
The music choices on the show are very good.
It's music is everything, right?
The last time I was on here, you guys had Katy Perry on and I was like, this is fantastic.
Oh
I see it.
Yeah.
And he does
don't miss it.
beer.
That's pretty impressive.
I
That's impressive.
He says, when we watched the Packers on TV in the era of Vince Lombardi, Bart Starr, Willie Wood, Max McGee and Paul Horning,
The Golden Boy, those are the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end.
Incorporates music?
That's what they were doing.
He says, Pete, FYI, there was a real Chief Oshkosh.
Please ask your Wisconsin expert guy about Chief Oshkosh next time he's on your show.
Con Memo.
Sounds good.
Oh, yeah.
That's Frank Anderson.
I'm sure it's who he's talking about.
He says, I'm a light drinker, but I would never drink a light.
But I would never drink a light beer.
Why would anyone do that?
I drink gluten-free beer these days for health reasons, doctor's orders.
Alt brewing in Madison makes some delicious, rich and expensive gluten-free beer.
Hollywood Nights is a good one.
Okay, good to know.
Thank you, Steady Eddie.
Gluten-free beer is probably so much better for you.
I would imagine.
And just all of the, all of like the wheat that's in there.
Constance, I know.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a great beer out of Appleton.
Yeah.
year.
I got to see so one of my favorites that I saw was Alone, which was a film that was done last year.
It's actually a student made film with on forgetting the name of the organization, but
It's basically about it's kind of a passengers meets Wally.
You've got it, you know, short film.
It's about this little robot that's kind of managing the ship by herself and she decides to make herself a friend.
And it's very cute.
And then she discovers that because she made this robot with an energy source that's powering the ship, she has to kind of choose between the two.
And I won't spoil it for people that want to go see it, but the animation is beautiful.
And I, being a mom, cried.
There's a lot of kind of parallels to.
to parenthood and to even sibling relationships and friendships.
But it's a really lovely film.
No, it's a short film.
So I think it's like seven, six or seven minutes.
Yeah.
How did
animation world?
They have a great, the Wisconsin Film Festival has a really great guide.
And I just kind of selected the filter for animated.
films and animated short films and that was at the top of the list and it was just like it looked really really lovely to like really good eye candy so that drew me in right
you bring your daughter?
I didn't bring my daughter this time because you just sometimes with animated short films you there's not always kind of a oh this is kid-friendly or this isn't kid-friendly and
animated shorts specifically can get very personal and very symbolic and creative and abstract, which...
I always love, but I just never know how my daughter's going to respond to something
like that,
especially if there's any kind of adult theme in there.
And so, and she's three and we're just starting to introduce her to the theater.
So she did not come with me this time, but I would love to take her next year.
The other one that I really liked was called Battery Daddy, which is a stop.
Also animated.
It's a stop motion film.
And I'm a huge sucker for stop motion because of my job.
like learning all the stuff that goes into that process.
It's fascinating.
It
Yes, it is.
I have so much respect for people to do that because
I don't think.
Yeah, I actually did an article on, it's called Pig Bird Studios and they did an animation for a song by Imogen called The Happy Song.
And they basically do their stop motion.
It's extremely tedious.
It's, I mean,
like one thing can take years of their life, and a lot of it they do for free.
And so it's a passionate thing.
You're
to make it a
film.
project in
For sure.
It's
Yes,
make a conscious
I'm
Oh,
experience something like that.
And you're like, that's great.
We're not leaving the house this week.
I have to recover.
Yeah, exactly.
Unless Chuck Morris
his cowboy boots.
Exactly.
We're
Yeah, the night of the zoo, the night of the zoo, Zoo Pocalypse.
Yeah, how?
All
Thank you.
movies
And how do they know when to,
Yeah, because I interviewed like Dreamworks did it recently.
They've had a couple like animated.
series for kids that are like kind of dive into like voodoo stuff and ghost stuff and they've got grunt like gremlins and then they've got Curses like these are kind of more scary horror based stuff, but it's for kids And I was really really curious and I mean I've seen all of the projects and obviously Zupac lips I watched and It's one of those things where like my three-year-old probably couldn't handle it
But also there are some three-year-olds that I'm sure could it's it's an
interesting
because they make these in the zoo pocalypse specifically they make these zombie monsters like
They're almost like gummy candies.
That's like the texture of them.
So when they're losing
limbs and
things, it's just funny.
It's like watching a gummy bear lose its head.
Yes.
Sounds horrible.
I love that line, though.
It's a great line that he said, but it's, I know it.
It sounds so gross, but it's really fun to watch
and the characters
are the design for them was inspired by the Muppets So I think there's just kind of this like inherent The the rule that the director said is that for every scare there had to be a laugh
to kind of even it out
for kids So that when they're watching it and maybe getting you know scared
Scared out of their pants.
Tone it down a little bit.
Yeah, exactly.
That they can mull it over with a bit of humor.
Night of the Zepacolips.
right for- Oh, my job.
makes
Yes, yes.
Animation World Network is the one in California.
And then I work here locally for the CapTimes.
That's impressive.
Well, I think
made it till he was
Yeah, we tried
that?
We tried.
I mean, it was hard with my job because my daughter was home with me and I would.
Watch screeners before interviews and she's this like seven month old baby
and I'm
holding her and she's just kind of watching and I'm you know doing the best I can And and so I think it was we our goal of course was like let's wait as long as we possibly can before she's watching shows and and we tried and it just
came early for us that she ended up watching.
I've definitely put in the baby.
I love that you mentioned the baby Beethoven video.
Those are great.
That's gotten on our TV a few times
when I
had to like do the dishes or something.
But most of the time I'm trying to watch it with her
because
it's kind of become an experience at her house where we're just a big movie family, not just for my job, but.
We've always been that way.
Oh my gosh, there's so many.
Be it a kids movie
There's so many.
You know what's funny?
I actually, one of my friends just showed their child.
So I'll tell you an animated one and I'll tell you one that's not animated.
But one of our friends just showed their child Tarzan.
And they were fascinated by it.
And I've been holding off because there's like the opening scene where the parents are like mauled by the cougar or whatever.
I don't know if she's ready for that.
I don't know if I'm ready for it.
What if
during that?
She probably will.
She probably will.
My daughter is one of those kids that's like, she thinks that like ghosts are funny and she's seen like kind of scary posters and she's like, oh, it's so cute and I'm like, who are you?
The next
or something.
Yeah, she's built different and she always wants like the ghost episode for any TV show she watches.
So I think I should have more faith in her really, but I also are my niece and nephew who are much older.
ten and six, just watch Pirates of the Caribbean for the first time.
And that's one that like me and my husband are like super excited about to show.
Is she old enough yet?
I don't know.
I'm like three's too early, right?
That's too early.
Yeah, I mean, a lot of like the the Hayami Izaki movies are just really good comfort.
Yeah, because they're more slow and lower stimulation.
And you can kind of have them on and you listen to this really beautiful classical music.
And I really love that.
I mean, I don't know.
I also, again, love stop motion.
So, like, maybe this is why my daughter is the way she is, because we love Coraline and we love Nightmare Before Christmas.
Hey, that's whatever.
If you know one, it's a family.
Yeah.
I mean, the...
Overture Center for the Arts has like the kids in the round and the children's theater and Madison is there and they like they put on an amazing production of Cinderella that I got to review
and that was
just lovely and all the kids were dressed up and they had TRs for the kids and wands for the kids and I think Madison actually really caters very well to it and there's a lot of like more independent
theater productions that go on at different libraries in the city as well.
review
did not anticipate.
Like, I mean, I obviously grew up listening to his songs, but I didn't.
We've there's been so many, I think.
like musical productions.
Like we just did one for like Tina Turner and things like that.
And so there's been quite a lot like Abba has the mama musical.
And so like, for me, I was kind of going into it being like, all right, well, we'll see what makes this one different.
And the stage production alone was like, I couldn't take my eyes off at the entire time.
It was gorgeous.
Yeah, that
You
It's about his life and about it's basically they go through all the lyrics of his songs and they talk about the stories behind them and kind of motivation behind them, which is really beautiful.
But they have kind of main stage props that they use to transform into different times of his life.
And they did it masterfully.
out here.
Oh, really?
He
Yeah, that
When we come back, we're gonna do a very short break, and we will read some more of your texts.
What is your favorite beer, folks?
You still got a few minutes to get that in.
Victoria Davis is here from the Capitol Times, and we will ask her, I'm gonna ask you what you're watching.
On TV, if you're binging anything, if you get an opportunity to watch something that's not for kids or
three-year-olds,
in Madison.
And you could probably tell me.
Yes, I got you covered.
I got you covered.
There
That's the one.
It's still on my Spotify.
Welcome back
Network
No, it's okay.
I have doctor's handwriting too.
I understand.
because of the
I'm surprised because blueberry is a pretty prominent flavor.
I feel like you put blueberry in something and you're going to taste that first.
I will, I'll never stop singing LaLan's praises ever.
Oh, that's, they have a really good like classic French onion soup if you're into that.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna butcher the name.
Lestelisa State.
Dayawa is also really good.
That is a West African place in Madison that does really, really good soup.
And they like, if you're really into kind of like meatier soups where you've got like the bone in there and it's all kind of, yeah, really, really savory.
So I'm referencing
for
all your articles come up?
Because it'll
yourself.
Yeah, so Capital Times, the search engine's a little bit different than some websites.
I think the best way to kind of find my writing is if you go on my Instagram or my Facebook, my website is linked in there and I'll have a, I have a cap times tab and then there's like a pop up where it's like, see the latest articles.
That's probably the best place to go.
Um, but you can also like if you, cause you can't like click on my name on the cap times, that's not like hyperlinked to the other articles.
Some websites do it like that.
Um, but yeah, the cap times has more of a.
sophisticated like search engine process.
So yeah, the best way to go and see it is on my website.
never think about it.
Lentil soup is good.
I love
so
too.
Royal Indian's got a good lentil soup.
Royal Indian.
share
I mean, Royal Indian.
All right.
You set me up for that one.
I did.
I walked
Oh, man, no-nose.
that?
That's off, like, not off Whitney Way and Raymond.
That's where my husband and I actually used to live and we would drive to no-nose all the time because it was right next to there.
But that's, no-nose is, it's on, I'm trying to think,
It's the west side of Madison, kind of on a little strip mall, right next to actually the Votense golf course.
Oh, that one's harder.
There's
of... Because Mediterranean, there's so many like crossovers.
Yeah, that's true.
You've got like a lot of like taco shops that are also Mediterranean.
Right.
Yeah, like bot like Baja tacos is really really good.
place.
Yeah, is that that's that's right next to oh the the movie theater What's our what's like the our big movie theater
yeah Marcus point.
Okay Marcus point cinema.
It's like right across the street from
Yeah, no no's and then Baja you'd be yeah, you're you'd be rolling yourself on
Yes,
I mean, I go back to Baja Taca.
But what's the one here?
The one here next to the Capitol is a really good one.
And the name is escaping me.
Yes.
That's
it's called.
I literally just made that up
Let me look it up.
I'm going to look it up right now.
No, it's a really, everybody is like, who's listening to this right now is like, come on, Victoria, you write about food for a living.
No, no, don't worry.
You can't think of the taco place that's literally right next to you.
Bel-Air.
It's the Bel-Air Cantina.
Oh, Bel-Air,
The residence is great.
Because my husband and I are watching Only Murders in the Building on Hulu for a while.
And then I think that's wrapped up or is kind of in limbo with the next season.
For this season, yeah.
And if people are looking for another kind of funny sort of out of pocket murder mystery.
The residence is great.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Hannah, thank
is so much fun.
Thank you for being
go on the
a great night.
Thank you also to Johnny Biener for coming down into the studio.
Thank you for all your texts and calls.
Tomorrow night on the show, mob expert Bob Dennis and Madison-based comedian Mike Mercury.
I'll be back in the home court, back up at WGBW.
Thanks, everybody.
Conrad, what do you say?
Should we get out of here?
Yeah, I think so.
All right.
All right.
Let me do this like I do it every night on behalf of the lovable producer Conrad.
Good night, Wisconsin.
Yeah.