
Welcome back to Night Light.
Me and Peach Waba, we are kicking off.
Hour number two.
Good to have you with me on this Thursday night.
John Corwin, the winner of the Bucks.
I've lost it again.
The Bucks Fan Challenge sponsored by Michelob.
We'll be here at 735.
We're going to talk to John about his experience with Brandon Jennings on the floor at Pfizer Forum.
It sounds like it was an absolute blast and a very cool thing that the Bucks did.
So we'll celebrate that at 735.
Right now, Greg Schwem is with me.
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Our question of the night, folks, is what is your favorite Val Kilmer movie?
Val Kilmer passed away Tuesday at 65 from complications due to pneumonia.
Left behind a pretty incredible resume.
So we've had some great, I would say Tombstone Conrad.
Is that our winner?
Yeah, I would say
I think we've had maybe one other person say the doors.
He was great as Jim Morrison, but let us know.
We'll read your text on the radio.
Stream us.
Text us on the app or the old-fashioned radio.
Greg Schwenn is my guest.
He is the creator of the Humor Hotel.
You can read all of Greg's articles.
He's a nationally syndicated columnist.
At Tribune, Content Agencies, his book
Turning gut punches into punchlines, a comedian's journey through cancer, divorce, and other hilarious stuff.
Other, I just caught that, that that's a kind of a
play.
horrible thing.
That's the hook right there.
You got to that part the first time.
Wow.
And you're like, and I can't read my own writing.
I couldn't.
That was the part you left out.
That was a joke killer, I know.
It was, it was.
don't know.
I don't know if you're saying it right.
I had to, it is people who are afraid of dining alone.
And I, the only reason I put that in the article, I actually Googled like, is there, you know, is like, basically, is this a thing?
Do other, do people suffer from this and that word popped up?
So I threw it in the article, but I'd never heard of it.
I love it.
Yeah, the gist of the article was how I really enjoy eating breakfast in a restaurant by myself.
I mean, as a comedian, I'm on the road a lot.
I've gotten very used to dining alone.
It's not something that bothers me.
think it does bother a lot of people.
I think now, I think it used to bother people more before they could hide behind their phone.
You
and all of a sudden you're not dining by yourself.
You're you're working, you know, you're you're conducting business.
So, um, which is, I get it.
I think that's an easy out, but I, um, um, I, I don't know what it is about breakfast.
I don't know what it is about that first meal or the coffee or something, but, and I don't think that you're, if you're in a diner by yourself at breakfast time, anybody ever looks at you as weird.
I think there are still, you still might get that a little bit from people.
Maybe not if you're sitting at the bar, but if you're sitting at a table.
But I think if you're sitting at a table for one and you're eating breakfast, I don't think people find that odd.
And that was what the piece was about.
And loneliness.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's something that's interesting.
I never really thought about that before.
I do, I will say great.
I like to eat breakfast alone.
I can't that early in the morning.
I have trouble with people.
I don't know what they do when they get up.
It's tough for me to watch people drink milk and have eggs in the same meal.
I have all these weird quirks about breakfast only, though.
Right.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, but to me, I want to, if I'm going to eat breakfast alone and sort of taking this, the solitude and just sort of at peace with myself, it has to be.
before, like, I mentioned the article, on weekdays, it doesn't matter.
All right.
But on weekends, okay, if you get there a little bit too late, then you're dealing with the post church crowd, the, you know, the, the, the Gen Zs, the new Gen Z parents, with the stroller and the dog that they're going to bring into any restaurant, no matter
what the code is, you know, the dog's coming in there too.
To me, that kills the
Right.
The services.
I can't leave the dog home for an hour.
That's the same.
Exactly.
So, you know, I don't know.
I just think there's something very, and if you haven't, in all seriousness, and to your listeners, if you've never tried it, do it.
Just eat breakfast alone and see how you feel.
Go to eight o'clock, eight thirty.
Order something order order your eggs.
You should be able to get out of there out of there for under 50 bucks, you know And I think you'll feel very very refreshing
humiliating.
No way.
are competing.
You're competing with the people I just mentioned.
Right.
And
oh,
That's great.
that was kind of what we were just
about.
It's, you know, I, I was out with my, my niece and her husband just had a baby.
He's five months old and I went.
I was over there for dinner and they said, you know, it was a really warm day in Chicago a couple of days, one of those fake spring days and you have in Wisconsin too.
And, you know, and everybody's out and they said, they go to this park and it's just mobbed with kids and parents, but I mean, which is fine.
I mean, it's a great everybody's having a good time.
And she says to me, she goes, I guess we better go wait in line for the swings.
And that alone was like, wait, you have to wait for playground equipment that boggled my mind.
like three people waiting.
And what prompted the article was the next day, I happened to be walking to an appointment.
And I passed this park that I'd never passed before.
And it was bigger than this swing park with the line.
And it was just for dogs.
There's no playground equipment.
There's no, it's huge.
And I'm like, there's kids waiting for 45 minutes to do something so basic, you know, right on a swing.
And yet you in Chicago, you planners, you people have said, no, no, we don't need more swings.
We really need someplace for the dogs to romp freely.
who
And then the next day I was at a very upscale restaurant with a friend of mine having dinner and in walks, like it was like a, a, like a table of 10 that was sitting there, you know, just waiting.
You knew it was going to be occupied eventually and in walks, like four couples, five, five couples.
And one of them, one woman is holding a dog.
And
I'm just like, you've got to, there's not a single kid in the restaurant, you
but
They're they're just they're holding a dog and and the emotional support animal thing Oh, I could think and I said this to my buddy I go if you have to bring your if you're out with a bunch of friends And you have to bring your dog into the restaurant for whatever reason what the hell does that say about your friends?
It's like
guys I like you you're fun
But you're not as I still need the golden, the mini golden doodle.
Blowing away.
So yeah.
So I think dogs are high pawing each other, whatever.
Just like we did it.
We did.
We totally recreated zoning.
We're
Yes.
Those are just some of the articles you can read of Greg's.
Check out his work at Humor Hotel.
It's on Tribune Content Agency.
Just Google Greg Schwem and Humor Hotel.
Also check out his book, Turning Gut Punches Into Punchlines, a comedian's journey through cancer divorce and other hilarious stuff.
There it is, right there.
Buddy, thank you so much.
Always fun having you on the show.
And thank you for a great popcorn pick, too.
Thank you.
And I'll be at the, I'll be at the Port Washington room this Saturday night.
So,
either a really good guest or a really bad guest.
Can you please plug Saturday night up in Port Washington at some point.
I'll be signing copies of the book up there too.
shows.
Greg.
Break a leg.
All right, thank you so much,
It's kind of alone, but I hear what he's saying, you know
I always sit at the bar.
Yeah.
Brian from Green Bay.
That's the 920, folks.
He says Top Gun 2.
Favorite Val Kilmer movie, Steve from Florida.
That's Steve is in Florida, but he's also the 920.
He says Tombstone is my favorite, but I gotta say he was great in all of his movies.
Totally agree, Steve.
He was a treasure when he came to acting for sure.
Okay, we're gonna play, we're gonna read some more texts when we come back.
And I'm going to tell you a little bit about the Wisconsin Film Festival, and the Badgers just signed somebody new.
We can go over that.
We got a lot to cover.
I am Pete Schwabba.
Great to have you with me.
I want to put out a blanket apology to everyone I swap text messages with on a daily basis.
I often use voice.
I know you've been confused before I've sent you stuff.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
It's absolute gibberish, and I get that.
I feel technology is so advanced, I can send a voice message.
Use text voice text and it will pick it up instead of the radio will hear Rob Thomas our friend Madison Film Critic I'm trying to get Rob in the show next week to give us a rundown of the Wisconsin Film Festival So he said can we do maybe a pre-record because he's seeing movies every night.
I said sure Here's my response to Rob saying I can do an interview a pre-record from my car And I said there here's my response.
Tell me what you make of this news with a friend of the excellent
Maybe I can get there a little earlier by 4.45.
I'll keep you posted.
Thanks, Rob.
The news must have been playing in here.
News with a friend of the excellent, maybe.
God, I am a mess.
The Wisconsin Film Festival opens today, folks.
Get your tickets.
They have great restored films, guests, great selections, great venues.
If you do happen to go to the Wisconsin Film Festival, stop by the Barrymore Theater on Saturday afternoon.
I'll be moderating, introducing, and doing a Q&A for Meet the Parents, the original Meet the Parents written by Greg Leigh, and it's gonna be a really fun afternoon.
And it's a very funny film.
You can see where all the craziness regarding that franchise started with Greg's original film, financed by comedian, Emo Phillips.
So we'll do that.
And then if you're also, if you're in the area, if you're in the Madison area, check out the Nightlight Beer, a nightlight inspired pale ale, an IPA, it's called Hazed on Radio.
Brewmaster Dave Hansen created it.
And we worked together on it a little bit.
I say together.
I just poured hops in.
to a big vat and I didn't stir it because you don't even have to stir.
You just pour it in and Dave was there and took a picture and it was great fun.
So check out Hazed On Radio if you go to Flick's Brew House in Easttown Mall for the film festival.
The nightlight inspired beer, but great stuff happening in Madison this week.
So if you're in the Madison area, definitely check out the Wisconsin Film Festival.
Milwaukee Film Festival right around the quarter.
We'll talk to Matt Miller about that in a week or so.
So yeah, the Badgers have a new
They've got a new player and they lost up.
They're gonna lose a player.
Didn't really work out, but yeah, he was.
It was good to have him at least for a year.
This is kind of a cool thing.
I've been watching the show Adolescents on Netflix.
It's all the rage.
It's a top-rated show on, I think, of all the streamers.
I could be wrong about that.
Definitely Netflix, but I think it's like kicking butt on all the streaming platforms.
Really gripping, riveting, poignant?
I don't know.
I don't know what the proper adjective is, but they're going to...
Show this film and it's not a film.
It's a four-part series.
They are gonna show this to Anyone who wants to see it in the UK in schools parents children.
It's all about cyberbullying and Toxic masculinity.
It is a really good show And it takes its time every episode is one camera shot.
They never cut away And they follow the cops into the classroom then they're interviewing the kid with a with a social worker
And it's about a kid who's 13.
His name is Jamie, and he is accused of killing a classmate, a girl named Katie.
So I'm almost at the fourth episode.
They're long episodes, but they're really good.
So I thought that was interesting.
When you create something, and Stephen Graham is one of the creators, he plays Jamie's dad on the show.
And they did this to provoke these conversations so that kids could have better resources for dealing with online bullying and toxic masculinity.
Very good show.
Very excited to see how it ends.
Well, not excited.
I'm anticipating that the end will be as riveting as the show has been.
So
Do you have the clip?
I don't think it was that long.
We probably don't have time for it.
Bill Murray talking about Bruce Willis.
I do.
We do not have time for that.
We do not have time for that.
All right.
Let's read some texts.
All right.
So we read Steve's text.
Here is a 608.
I would say the doors.
I had a fun experience when I lived in LA in the early 90s.
I got to be in
I got to be an extra in the crowd when the Miami 69 concert scene was being filmed where he was totally out of control.
That is real.
Boy, I would love to hear more about that because he got arrested.
608 says he was so great in that film.
Great experience.
Totally agree.
Phenomenal Jim Morrison portrayal.
That was Janet from Madison in the 608.
She also says, love the show.
Thank you so much, Janet.
We have more show coming up.
We're going to talk a little Bucks basketball and a really fun fan challenge.
That's all coming up next after the news, after Civic Media's news team keeps you informed.
It's Pete Schwabba and Night Light on the Civic Media Radio
I am Pete Schwabba.
Tomorrow night, I'll be live from our Madison studio, and it'll be my pleasure to welcome Gregaliana, the creator of the Meet the Parents franchise, who will be in town for a big screening at the Barrymore that we just talked about on Saturday afternoon.
He will be on the show with Jim Vincent.
And then, as always, it's Friday.
That means our friend Terry Barr will be here for Bar Band Friday night.
Terry is always fun, brings us new music, and she is an absolute blast to talk to.
So that's tomorrow night on Nightlight.
We will also be live for Madison on Monday night.
If you haven't, I was just talking about the film festival and this screening Saturday.
If you haven't checked out Director's Cut on PBS Wisconsin, you can go to pbswisconsin.org and get kind of a rundown of the Wisconsin Film Festival.
We've been doing it here on the air this week.
You can also check out Director's Cut on pbswisconsin.org.
I host a show and bring in a lot of directors and it's a fun show and you get to learn a little bit about what's playing this year.
So definitely check that out.
Our question of the night is, what is your favorite Val Kilmer film?
Val Kilmer was a phenomenal actor passed away a couple of days ago.
We've got some really good some really good suggestions and Contributions from listeners.
So keep those coming Bridget on the text line Says Real genius she said he was excellent in that that was my pick as well Bridget in the 818 could not agree more She says his character Chris Knight was so cool Totally agree keep those texts coming folks.
All right, so
This is gonna be fun because I'm about to welcome a very good friend of mine a family friend We're actually kind of more like brothers.
He likes me a little bit more than I like him But we're gonna bring him on but first I want to preface this appearance this appearance by Conrad.
What was the it was the Atlanta Hawks?
Nope.
He's just an average guy tore his ACL.
They had to have the medics come down.
The game was delayed.
They had to wipe the floor.
I so wanted him while they were wheeling him out to do the thumbs up to the crowd.
Who would have just like laughed at him.
But we have a similar thing happen here in Wisconsin at the Pfizer forum last Sunday.
John Corwin, who's about to join us here on the show, was the winner of the Play Like a Pro Fan Challenge.
And it was sponsored by Michelob.
We'll find out how we got that and how it went for him.
He got to hang out with Brandon Jennings at the Pfizer Forum on the hardwood.
How cool is that?
It is my pleasure to welcome tonight, light, for the first time, John Corwin.
Hey, buddy.
Hello, everybody.
doing,
That would be nice.
I will say when you guys are talking about the ACL, as you know, Brandon Jennings was a great guest, but I will say Joe Schwab's presence outshined Brandon Jennings.
But the whole time as we found out like, you know, you enter these contests, like you're never going to get picked.
I've done a million of these.
And the next thing you know, yeah, you're picked.
And first thing I was like, okay.
of the
Yeah, rest in peace.
not.
Hey, it's great to have you on the show, buddy.
This is really fun.
You were a pretty darn good athlete yourself in high school and a very good basketball player, actually.
So I know you're a huge Bucks fan.
Tell us a little bit about how you talked about you didn't think you'd get picked.
Tell us how you got picked.
Yeah, so, you know, you're scrolling through social media and You all of a sudden Mikko Baltura boxing pops up play like bro enter now very simple entered in I had to tell a story about why basketball is important to me and I talked about in high school My senior year we are one in 20, but I still showed up every day We were god-awful, but it was fun.
It was still fun to play basketball shoot around enjoy it
and then throughout my entire life I've been around the game.
I worked in college athletics across the country for 20 years so it was pretty easy to explain why basketball is so important to me and I also talked about when I last time I lived here in Milwaukee about 10 years ago I played in a sort of a men's league but with all guys we knew a lot of guys from Marinette you know we're up there in age and we're just going out and playing basketball and
you know, we have people that are taking a little bit more serious than others.
We're just trying to get up and down the court, get some shots up, but it was a lot of fun.
So I talked about that experience, but so we had to fill out that form.
I can email back from Mikkel of Altra saying I'm selected to the next round.
Next round, I had to have a video about why I should be picked.
You know, obviously, Joe, your son lives here, Milwaukee.
filmmaker.
I reached out and the next day we shot over here at Cass Street School.
I live here in Milwaukee and we went on the windiest day probably ever in the city of Milwaukee and got some shots up.
We filmed a few things and I brought my daughter with and Joe did a great job making it funny, showing my game a little bit.
I posted up my nephew a few times just to make sure that they knew I was really good at basketball.
worked out very well so submitted that and then about a week later we got the call saying we are selected so from there it was just a whirlwind of changes from what the promotion was and here and there so we were kind of as we went into Sunday not really sure how it was gonna work certainly had a little bit of a skeleton what was gonna happen but we had the time of our lives it was so much fun to just be in the arena and
To be a part of like the game and other winners were there too.
So there's five winners From around the area that came and we each got to bring two people with us So it was really really fun and certainly I brought Joe for for helping out but Yeah, it was just an overall really fun experience to be on the court.
They had the DJ there.
They introduced us Which was very funny.
So that was very very fun to have that
Overall experience with the Boxes, you're a fan, you know, for most of my life.
And I mentioned in the video when I was in college here in 2004, I went to probably 20-ish games.
They were $5 tickets back then for
gosh.
Wow.
And I didn't see one win in 2005 or
just, we were so bad.
So then to all of a sudden come through with Giannis and a championship in 2021.
Incredible.
And obviously, you know, we were around.
in town for that quite a bit and just, yeah, to have this experience to be on the floor that the box won the title on.
And, you know, I was hitting so many shots, Pete.
I was lights out
had to
Listen, I was so excited for you because Joe showed me the video he made.
It was very funny.
You had a couple shots that you that you drained and then a couple that looked like there's no way they're going into the hoop, but he edited it.
So it was a swish.
Yeah.
You had your daughter, Sigby, who is as cute as a button.
You were holding her.
She's in a Bucks jersey.
My initial response was, I don't know how they don't choose him.
This is a great video.
He's got his daughter.
He's a good dad.
You had Sidney on the court, rolling the ball to you.
It was great.
And so when you got it, I was so excited for you because I know how much you love Milwaukee.
I know not just a Bucks fan, but what a Wisconsin sports fan you are.
So for you to have that experience, we were all thrilled for you.
And I'm glad you didn't embarrass yourself, tear anything, and I'm glad you were hitting your shots.
I assume it's a set shot these days.
on.
Oh,
absolutely.
You get me on the free throw line, Pete.
I'm making every free throw I take.
The second I have to move laterally, that's when I'm just, you know, we had, there was another guy that was playing with this, my size, large American.
He and I were like, Hey, we need to, we need to really play this outright.
Like, let's do a few possessions down here.
We'll have a little fun.
And then we'll go down to that side of the floor.
I'll play offense for a little bit.
It was, I mean, it's a huge floor.
Like
really think about it too much, but if it's just so very, very big and it was four on four and they're like, all of a sudden they brought out refs to pee.
Like
two referees that are coming out here making calls and we're doing out of bounds.
And it was, it was pretty like legit in the entire experience.
But one thing I would say too is, you know, we knew Brennan Jennings was going to be there and, you know, Fox and six and Rick, you know, when I was.
in college, he was playing and things like that.
So, you know, I always knew about Brandon Jennings, love Brandon Jennings and to be, as we were walking into the arena to meet everybody, Joe and I were walking in and we saw Brandon Jennings use with his brother and we were talking for a little bit, went into the locker room, we got a free jersey as well.
We both got Damian Miller jerseys and we came out on the court, he couldn't have been nicer.
Like, he didn't have to be as kind as engaging as he was.
was awesome.
We were playing horse for a little bit before.
He was teaching my wife to knell how to shoot as she airballed some.
She's probably going to be upset.
I just said that.
She airballed a few.
But eventually, she rolled up and her shot is a bank shot.
But he didn't have to be as cool as he was.
He was like that with everybody.
So it was to say, don't meet your heroes.
exactly not
Oh, that's cool.
My guess is John Corwin.
He is one of the winners of the Play Like a Pro, Mikkelope Ultra Challenge that took place at the Pfizer Forum Sunday.
My two favorite moments, John, were the video you sent of Joe being announced.
That was cool, too, that they announced you guys and you got to run out of the tunnel.
And he points up.
And I was with your brother, Mike, watching tournament games at the time.
And Joe points up and I look up.
There's nobody in the stands.
It was so great.
Yeah, so Brandon Jennings you just said don't meet your heroes because I know that could backfire but Conrad and I were talking about that earlier like this guy is just supposed to be salt of the earth all around really cool guy
Yeah, 100% and it's like one of those things where You just he didn't have to be as nice as he was he didn't have to have that energy and it was through the entire we were there two hours on the floor Roughly in in the locker room.
He took photos with everybody
You know, I was so tired at the end where I didn't even think about getting a photo with him.
But it was there was some really good imagery.
He was coaching us up.
There was we had quarters, four quarters.
And after the first quarter, we're all on the bench.
Joe and I both had towels in our heads.
I am just sucking wind as hard as possible.
And he's trying to tell us like to set screens and like to push the ball.
I was like, Brandon, we're not pushing anything.
We're just trying to survive out here.
But it was it was one of those things where we we thought we were gonna have So at the end of this we had about a two and a half hour break and when we were coming back We got to go into a suite with all the contests and winners and we actually got to watch pregame Shoot around from four seats.
So that
Jenny's was gonna be in
in the suite with us.
He unfortunately wasn't, but that's when we were going to take some photos and things like that.
But just to have the overall full day with the box and the box staff was incredible as you can imagine.
And I think if you go to as many games as I've been to in my life, you see kind of the fan experience and how people engage at these different events and the box are top notch.
They do it better than anybody.
So to have that experience and there was
you know, hundreds of people working from the box to make this experience positive for everyone.
So
box as always.
Somehow we got on to the old Conrad was a Dodger fan when he was a young kid.
And I talked about how great their PR people were.
And I was going to ask you about that.
You just answered that the bucks are fantastic at that.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely in these people they win awards for for the PR they have they win awards for the marketing If you go to a game, it's not about wins or losses for them The experience is top-notch across the board from when you get to the arena your interactions in the game The fan experience on the video board the light shows everything.
actually we have the best player in the world on our team So that's always
helps
Yeah.
I mean, I always am going to say we're going to win the NBA championship again.
I will always die on that
Yeah.
But realistically, yes, we are winning this title.
Yeah.
Thanks so much, Bucks and Six.
All right.
That's John Corwin, winner of the, let's just call it the Bucks and Six Challenge.
We're coming right back, folks.
It's Pete Schwabba and Nightlight.
We're going to wrap things up on the Civic Media Radio Network.
It's been a fun show.
This might be my favorite Thursday show in quite a while.
Great to have you with me.
We're in the home stretch here.
I will be live for Madison tomorrow night.
And we just found out Terry Barr for Barbie and Friday night might be in the studio.
How exciting is that?
She will be.
She will be.
Yep.
That's definitely two in studio guys tomorrow.
Greg Liana and Jim Vincent talking to the parents and then Barbie and Friday night in person.
Terry Barr the one and only our friend will be there.
That'll be fun too.
We shouldn't laugh at people that tear their ACL, even though it's an NBA challenge.
That guy, as I understand it, was a real housewives contestant or something like that, or his...
That's a terrible injury.
But I just tore my MCL during the break, blowing my nose.
It's easy to do, folks.
Be careful out there.
I love that the other guy,
kept doing the contest while his fallen comrade was like writhing in pain.
And the nuts are like, well, that's not really fair.
It's like, what's he supposed to do?
So the other day I found this clip.
This is so great.
Bill Murray, I think it was from the Howard Stern show.
This is a few days ago I sent this to you, but he tells a story about when he was on Saturday Night Live and Bruce Willis was.
Working his way up in show business hadn't booked anything yet.
This is probably early 80s pre moonlighting even which I think is the show that put him on the map and this is Bill Murray telling the story about Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis was a page at MC when I was on Saturday night live away Yeah, he was a page and his job was to come in to refill this sounds like insane This job was to come and go to the dressing rooms and refill the M&Ms
and pretzels kind of thing in actors' rooms.
And I remember when I met him after he was already a successful guy, he said, you and Gilder were nice to me.
And I thought, okay.
And that's, you know, I always thought, okay, I'm good with this guy.
You like to hear that.
Like John just talked about meeting your heroes.
I mean, Bill Murray has no bigger fan than me.
And I loved hearing that.
you know, unless she was making it up.
But Gilda Radner, too, she's just was such a treasure and I'm trying to find my, I wrote my clips down.
What are the clips that we have Conrad?
I wanted to play that one with.
Okay.
Cause we'll save Rhea Perlman.
We, I cut together or Conrad cut together.
I sent some clips of, sometimes I forget how funny she was on Cheers and her, how acerbic she could be.
especially towards Cliff.
So one of these nights, we will get to those clips because she has some phenomenal one-liners.
But right now, and I did this because today is Marlon Brando's birthday.
So I sent you this clip.
And this is Chris Elliott used to do Marlon Brando on David Letterman.
And he comes out and pours out a bag of bananas.
Part of this is visual.
I apologize for that.
But the song he sings and how he talks to Paul Schafer.
is hilarious, and then Dave's response to the whole thing.
Here's Chris Elliott as Marlon Brando on Marlon Brando's birthday.
Oh, thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
It may be so bold as to interrupt your little late night with Larry King Live, which I was watching in the green room.
It's very funny.
Now this evening, ladies and gentlemen, the fellas, Ringo and the fellas and I have put together a little something.
It's called my famous banana dance.
And it's something that I perform on my island regularly, and I perfected some years back.
And before we perform, and I'd just like to say before we do it, that we hope we do not offend.
All right, now just one moment.
Let me prepare for it.
Let me throw out the bananas here.
I'm going to put them right here.
All right, fellas, you ready?
OK, on you.
Go ahead, Ringo.
Hit it.
Here we go.
All right.
There we go.
Bananas.
Hey, that's it.
Thank you, Paul.
I love you.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, jeez.
David Letterman.
Don't take this personally, but that made me sick.
He played Lily's father.
Okay, and he did some of the grossest things on that show He made his whole thing was that he made board games And they're playing I Can't say the name of the game, okay, but anyways, let's just say this if the timer runs out
It pops.
What was what?
Horse bile.
Horse bile?
What's that?
Something gross, obviously, but not good.
That was his character.
He was woogie in something about Mary.
Very funny.
And then he was on he had his own sitcom called get a life.
We talked about this with a guest recently and he would do.
He went to, one of the episodes was, he went to something called Handsome Boy Modeling School, which was run by, which was run by Brian Doyle Murray.
And Chris Elliott changed his name to Sparkles Peterson, cause he's trying to be a male model, really funny dude.
And what better way to celebrate Marlon Brando's birthday?
than to use Chris Elliott to do so.
Thank you so much everybody for being with us tonight.
My thanks to Greg Schwem, John Corwin, all your texts, great answers regarding our question of the night with Val Kilmer on behalf of the lovable producer Conrad.
Good night, Wisconsin.