Hour 2: Beer Can Hacks

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Hour 2: Beer Can Hacks

Mornings with WFHR · Fri Feb 23, 2024

Good morning, Wisconsin. Good morning, world. It's a new day.

It makes for kicking it off. That's right here at 97 5 FM 13 20 a.m.

W F H R locally grown radio got your host James J. I am joined by Terry

Johns CEO of right night away of Southwood and Ann's counties.

I was looking at the phone to seek my. Me too. And that also I saw

flashing, you know, but I was not paying attention. Terry and I are

going to get into a bunch of fun stuff this morning. We got local

good stories of the day than a right story or two. Some other great

things we'll touch on. But we want to kick things off talking sports

with our good friend Mike Clemens. Good to bring you back, sir. Mike, how

have you been?

Good. How are you guys? I'm in green Bay today. That's because we got a

phone call. And they said, Hey, Malfloor is going to introduce the new

defensive coordinator, this Jeff Hathley. So we had a good long

conversation and press conference yesterday and spent the night in

green Bay and kind of recapping some of the changes on the defensive

coaching staff for the Packers.

Oh, Mike, how did how did how did that go? Is that where you want to

start today?

Yeah. So, you know, first of all, the story is, you know, why did

you fire Joe Barry? And of course, average Packer fan of saying, well,

Mike, did you see the bucket?

Baker may feel perfect passer rating, all that. The Vikings games were

Justin Jefferson's running free. And I say, yeah, I know, but you know,

I had Johnny Holland was a linebacker for the Packers in the late 80s and early

90s. Very good lineback. Brian Noble and Brian and John Anderson.

And he's now a linebacker coach for the last several years with the 49ers.

So I went to the Super Bowl and got a chance to talk to him off to the side

about, you know, you know, when how often do you become a scapegoat in the NFL?

And he thought about it and he said, you know, yeah, if you don't win one of

Super Bowls, you know, you, you probably are, you know, going to be nervous

until, until spring to find out if you still got a job, because he went

from playing for the Packers and then he took a year off and then home

and called him back and said, how'd you like to be a coach? So he was

one of the coaches when they won the Super Bowl with Farb and Reggie White.

And home, them took him to Seattle when they went through a Super Bowl with

that Haselbeck. And now for the past several years, he's been a linebacker's

coach under Kyle Shanahan and the 49ers. And so, you know, we talked about

this in depth and I was talking about, you know, Joe Barry being maybe a bit

of a scapegoat in that situation and about relatability of players, those

kinds of things. And then sometimes you just make changes because, you know,

you need to get the attention of the players and maybe go in a different

direction. So, Matt Wolfler, I think at the end of the day, decided that

Joe Barry was not making in-game adjustments. There's all kinds of things

that he was doing. Remember, I told you guys about how they, you know,

Wolfler moved them upstairs. Maybe you could see the field better.

Calls the games from the press box. You know, he tied a day with the backup

tied in. He made, he had him on the sideline holding up cards. So, he

would help with the communication in the secondary. So you let go a guy who's

basically really aligned back his coach. Joe Barry got a job now with the

Miami Dolphins. And you bring in Jeff Hathley, who was a defensive back coach

like at Pitt. Well, they had a guy named, you know, D'Areal Revis. I think

he's already in the hall of fame now. Yeah. And was around a lot of other

great defensive backs. Ronde, Bob, or some others. And they ended up,

he then gets into the NFL. And he works for the Jets, Mike Petten, who was a

defensive coordinator for the Packers. Then got a job with the Browns. Then he

got a job as a defensive back coach of the 49ers before, and essentially

accepting this head coaching job the last four years at Boston College. One of

the guys that worked with them at two of those teams was Mike LaFlure, the

younger brother of Matt. Matt LaFlure had all this information on this Jeff

Hathley guy and watching him at Boston College and then bringing him in. So he

specialized in the secondary. And I asked LaFlure about this and he said

essentially, yeah, you know, it's a passing game. And we needed a guy with a lot

of expertise in coaching defensive backs to take the defense to the next level.

Mike, you were at the Super Bowl over the couple weeks ago. How did you enjoy

yourself? How was Vegas? You made it back. I'm proud of you. I'm very, I'm

very proud and impressed that you made it back, sir. Yeah, well, the court

dates in May. I know some guys. I know some guys, Mike, I can help. We'll

talk off air. I'll tell you, I mean, first of all, the game was the

Super Bowl is the best access of any. There's a guy that used to work in

Green Bay that not works on Park Avenue for the NFL. When I took him

to the side, and I said, Zach, it's Thursday afternoon at the Super Bowl is the

best media availability in all of professional sports. As you're sitting down,

you're talking to guys like Johnny Holland and, you know, Orange Berks. He used to

play for the Packers. Now he's there in the Super Bowl, the 49ers. Marquise

Veldor Scanley, M.V.S. I got to visit with him again for a long time. You get

to sit down with a cup of coffee and a croissant and you just get to talk to

these players. And since you're at the Super Bowl, the stories come out. Yeah. The

season's almost over. They're at the mountain tap. So you get great stories out

of it. And you meet guys from around the league. It's sort of like a convention.

Next week, I'm going to the scouting combine in Indianapolis. I will tell you, I

did the last night I was there. I was able to do a couple of fun things. I was

trying to find unique things that, you know, maybe my life wouldn't want to go

to, but I want to go to. I went and saw Rich Little perform. Oh, wow. At the

last factory. Whoa. So the coolest part about this was he comes out. And of

course, he does all those great impressions that, you know, I just thrown up as a

kid. He tells the story about his big break with, he was from Canada doing

clubs. Somebody from CVS recognized him or thought he was pretty good. And they

booked him for the Judy Garland show on CVS in 1964. Wow. And he, Judy thought

he was great. Then he gets on the Sullivan show. And he tells all these stories

about Ed Sullivan show, Johnny Carson, Martin, Frank Sinatra, what a great show. And

then I said to the bartender, man, this is great. How long is this run? He goes,

well, we're out of here at the end of the month. I go, why? They're tearing down

the tropic counter. This is where they're going to build the Oakland A stadium. Oh,

that's right. Now the tropic counter, which has been there since 1957 is one of the

originals. And you can see it, you know, it's getting a little bit rundown. But

that's where he and John love it. And some other guys have played a place

called the last factory. You'll recognize the background and see it. So I got to

see that. I also went to a place called the neon bone yard. It's where they've

got all the old neon signs from the old days of a strip like the stardot, the

harrow and all that. And you can walk around and take pictures of it. And it's a

really cool display that they've got of old lots of areas. The the actor in me

wants to talk Richard little with Rich little with you and his being the

architect of impersonators all the rest of the show. But I do want to I do want

to make two quick notes. Mike, I should warn you, I am a huge, huge, huge lover of

the NFL draft. I've been watching it with my best friend for over 30 some

years. I love talking combine. I love talking scouting. So you have to join us

after next week or something. We got to talk draft, especially where we have

the draft this year. I'll call you. Yeah, you got five picks in the first three

rounds. Listen, I'm not a draft guy. You know why? Because I have spent, you

know, I know guys like you have a draft board up on your living room all.

Yeah, that's not really what makes him weird, but yeah, that's a whole

other show list, to be honest, but yeah, yeah, I owe this. Yeah, you know, well,

you know, now it's all online, but these guys used to buy these $20, $25

six books with all these players. Like, do you understand you're not making any

picks? You are not you are not in charge. Nobody is calling you to get your

your opinion on that. I don't know this wide receiver in the third round. But

no, you're so right about that. And I can't help myself. But for me, for me, you

know, it's like he is there. And they've got they're bringing in all the

quarterbacks. And then there's this kid named Baker Mayfield. It's pretty

cocky. You know, he won the Heisman. And he's talking up a storm. You know,

then there's a kid named Josh Rosen. And he's, I don't know, he's kind of

arrogant. Kind of reminded me not to say that, you know, the Aaron Rogers was

cocky and arrogant, but he's just the way he could. Yeah, I like this game. And

who's another guy? Sam, Sam Howard. Yeah. Yeah. You know, yeah. But and then

there's a kid down at the end. I said, this kid reminds me of farm. He's six

with seven though. He could throw the ball flat footed 75 yards and hit the

he had to hit it down. Get a receiver during the work. I said, this kid, I

like, I like the way he talks. I like the way, you know, the way he

approaches things the way he carries himself, the way he handled us. That was

Josh Allen. And that's when you say, this is the kind of guy that, you know,

I want to talk to. And that then is being the most successful of all those

players. Yeah. Yeah. It's such an imperfect science with such an

import. I mean, the most, I would say studied position in all of sports is

quarterback. And we still haven't necessarily figured it out. It's very similar

starting pitching. I want to, when we have time, the next time we talk, Mike,

I'd like to talk a little bit about brewers and beginning camp. But let's, as

we're wrapping up here, talk a little bucks. If you don't mind is, is what's

going on with the books right now? Much do about nothing. There's a lot of

season left to be played. The books aren't exactly Owen 20 or anything like

that. And we've seen this before, this story before, the Lakers some years

ago, during the pandemic year, they look like a wreck. They end up in the

finals and win in the whole thing. It's not unheard of in basketball. It's a

long season. Yeah, but there's an awful lot going on. I mean, come on, man.

First of all, you, you have this big build up at a lovely day, a higher

Adrian Griffin, and you fire him, even though, you know, he's 170% of their

games. But it's true. They saw things. You know, the bucks are putting up 140

points a night. You know, the opponent was putting up 120. You're going to have to

ask some defense if you're going to go deep into the playoffs. What I can't get

over is that in the last week or so, some of the things that talk rivers that

said, I mean, I said you guys have taped like, we, you know, a week ago before

the all-star break, they lose to the Memphis Grizzlies and a team that's so

banged up with injuries. It's mostly second and third stringers. And they go

out of Memphis and they get, they mop up the floor with these guys with the

bucks lose that game. And at the end of the night, doctors have, I don't know,

I think happy guys are still here. And the other half, we're already on the

plane to Kabul. The Kabul state looks. He said that about his players like, dude,

that's not going to play well. And then at the NBA all-star break, Dr.

Rivers does a series of interviews. One where he says, yeah, you know, I was

helping the team last November. We found this out after Griffin was fired.

Dr. Rivers was consulting you, Griffin, on things he could do. And then the

bucks call and then they say, hey, listen, would you like to be the next head

coach in the bucks? And he says, listen, I know. I mean, I don't think you

should be doing that. He goes, well, we've already fired Adrian Griffin. So the

job is open to you. I wonder or not. And he said, I just, I didn't agree with

what they were doing. And that's why I hesitated to take the job. I mean, so

that's what's out there. As you put this team together, back together after

the all-star break and they take out the Timberwolves who right now are the

top number one team in the Western Conference. You know what's missing?

No, Chris Melton. He's still out. He's been out for six of the 10 games since

River took over with his brain mangle. He's going to miss tonight. He's going to

miss their next game too. It'd be nice if he crisped back. But I think it's kind

of a fragile situation. Back Rivers fired also one of Adrian Griffin's

assistants yesterday made Mitchell coming back from the all-star break.

They got way too many coaches, but there's plenty of drama right there. We'll

see if the bucks can turn it around. It's going to be an interesting rest of the

season. Looking forward to it and seeing how that goes. And looking forward to

talking with you again real soon, Mike. It's been too long. Thanks so much for

taking the time to join us. Thanks, James. Everybody have a good weekend. You too.

Have a good one, sir. Safe travels out there. One of the best in the business

right there. Mike Lemons joining us at Talk Sports. We appreciate that. Mike

tries to join us whenever he can on Fridays. We'll hope to talk to him again

real soon. Terry and I will be back with more fun on the morning show at WFHR.

Welcome back, everybody. Morning show here at WFHR locally growing radio. Terry

and James hanging out with you. Thanks for joining us and a big thank you to

Mike Clemens for hanging out with us for a little bit. That was fun. Talk with

Mike. Appreciate the time from him. Let's go ahead and dive into a little

entertainment news, Terry. And over on the Sunrise show, you and I touched on

this one. Dolly Parton's pet gala came out this past Wednesday on Paramount

Plus. Looked like everyone who was attendance had a blast. In addition to all

the cute animals, got to see Dolly perform with Laney Wilson and Carly Pierce.

That was pretty cool. If you watch the video, Laney Wilson looks like it takes

her a minute. Like, and I love that. Like just the paws of him. I pinch myself.

And I really, yeah, like it's such a cool little moment. And I personally am a big

fan of that young lady. And I, one of the things I like about her is her

genuineness. I really feel like you I obviously don't know her and you never know.

But what you see is what you get it feels like. And in part, I could say that

because of what moments like that where you can just see there's no airs.

She's not putting on here. She's all this sudden. She's like seven years old

listening to Dolly Parton at her living room or something like that. And now she's

on stage. Yeah, that's really cool. There were some things that came out of this.

And we just thought we'd have some fun touching on some great Dolly stories

that we've stumbled upon recently. You and I touched on the fact that when she

did the 78 Playboy cover shoot, she said the only way I'm doing it. I didn't want

to be naked unless everyone knew it was a joke. And we kind of talked about that

a little bit there. Well, how about this one? Dolly said last month that there

still might be hope for a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot. What?

They are still working on that. Dolly was an uncredited producer on the original show.

I can't imagine most people know that. I can't imagine a lot of people knew that.

I'm just kind of wondering why. Not why did they know? Like why did she?

Oh, you know what I mean? Like what made her dabble in that?

Because I'll tell you right now because Dolly Parton is arguably the smartest woman

in business ever. And it's the smartest woman in entertainment ever. Yeah.

She understood really early on that how I get to see that the table is not being talent

is being an executive producer or being a producer or something. And she was so good at this

that my community, the acting community saw a lot of that and we're like, hey, that's really smart.

So now anytime you see a big name production, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck or anything like that.

And the credits are rolling in. You're going to see executive producer, Matt Damon,

executive producer, Ben Affleck because he gets you a seat at the table. Dolly got that

like and credit to her about it. And I had no idea that she was a part of Buffy the Famousler.

I just found out not like everybody else did. I'll be honest. Dolly also wants to hold a finding

Dolly contest to cast her in an upcoming Broadway musical she said. She says right now,

I'm working on my life story as a musical and that she's hoping to see the dream come true

by the late 2025. That's cool. I love the fact that she's behind it.

That she's working on it. We don't see that very often. Oftentimes it's an uncredited or

somebody else that's not in the mix. It's coming right from the horse. I think that sounds really

cool. And Dolly just released a collaboration with Mr. Worldwide himself Pitbull. It's called

Powerful Women. It samples nine to five and it is banger. It is a banger. I'm not a kid and everybody.

It is good. Yeah, I think it's pretty good. I couldn't believe I like I got to check this out

just for the heck of it. I did not expect to like it. Like man, this is actually banging. It's pretty

good. For those that don't know, Pitbull is huge in the country community and huge in the

NASCAR community and everything. He owns a car. He's really the Latin community has gotten

way behind the NASCAR movement and a lot of that for over the last 10, 15 years. And guys like

him are a part of that. It's kind of cool that they've got like a relationship. They text each

other and stuff. I love the idea of Pitbull and Dolly part just texting each other randomly.

Hey, don't you see this? For no reason whatsoever. Like at 10 o'clock at night. That's pretty

cool. Looking what's new in your small screen tonight. A lot of people excited about this one on

Max tonight. The streaming premiere of Priscilla stars Jacob Ellerby and Kaley Spani as Elvis and

Priscilla Presley. A lot of talk about that one. Netflix Tyler Perry's me of Cooper starring Kelly

Rowland tonight on at nine o'clock on CMT. Darius Rutgers going to be on CMT campfire sessions.

Those are good. Yeah, those are really good. He should be perfect for that. Yeah. And on Amazon,

the premiere of the second. Oh, no, no, that's a different. The Jenny Slate special is tonight on

Amazon. The you can check that out on Netflix. The 30th annual screen actors guild nominees will be

announced and Shane Gillis is hosting Senate Live this weekend with 21 Savage. On Sunday,

the American Idol Auditions will be taking place on A&E on Sunday. WWE rivals. The third

season premiere of that. And then on AMC also on Sunday, the Walking Dead, the ones who live.

This is the biggest of the spin-offs people are excited about because Andrew Lincoln is coming back

for that show. So that should be interesting. What I wanted to really focus on because all

that stuff's great and entertainment is your choice. Go ahead and like what you like. But what I

wanted to focus on right and right now was Wisconsin Revis Community Theater's Silver Foxes,

the Golden Age Radio. This is directed by Chris Williams. They had their opening night last night.

And I heard great things about it. They've got a six o'clock show tonight and a two o'clock

matinee tomorrow. It'll be taking place at the Lewis Canton Studio Theater. Be sure to check that

out. Get your tickets and find out more at WRC Theater.org. WRC Theater.org. Also keep in mind

everybody along with that great show that you can be a part of these shows. Right now, they are

looking for directors for their musical director for the Christmas show in 2024. So if you have

any interest in that or if you've always wanted to do something like that, encourage you to.

I worked with the first time director in its wonderful life and it was one of the greatest

experiences I've ever had. I encourage people to do that. Rumors. The auditions for that are

March 11th and 12th at the WRC T Auditorium. When a Neil Simon's most famous place being

directed by Christine Sullivan, I'll meet you there. Oh, I know it's been too long. I have

miss being on stage so darn much and I've got a bit of a break sort of sort of very, I say that

very loosely to where I could do a show there and I have some time next spring. Towards the end of

the summer, August, like around there where I could maybe do another show. Our friends over at

the Central Wisconsin Area Community Theater, Steve Wack are going to be doing some good shows

coming up next month. I don't know. I almost did it. I don't know if I could say what they're doing.

I almost ruined it. I almost ruined it. But they're doing a particular show coming up next year

around that time that I wanted to do my whole life. Oh, so I don't know. I might have to choose

between the two. We'll see. But more importantly than my silliness involving in this,

encourage everybody to audition for rumors. If you've ever thought about acting, if you've acted

a hundred times in your life, this is such a good show. Neil Simon plays, I think, our relatively

smooth to be able to learn and learn your blocking and everything. It's a fun show. It's not

an overly complicated one. So if you want to work backstage, I think it's a great idea too.

Come on to WRCT. Come on to Community Theater. Wherever you're listening to us,

try give your Community Theater a shot. It is, I know a lot of people that do that work and

they get into this industry because they want to be the next great actor or whatever. That's fine.

But I know even more people that love to do this stuff because for one, they just like entertaining.

They just find it fun. But it's also a real confidence builder. And it's a good social

opportunity, right? Yeah. Go ahead and check it out. You can learn more about auditions,

get your tickets for the Silver Foxes production. Of course, get your tickets for the Glass

Managerie. I'm going to be premiering on March 1st, the Winter Production, the Tennessee Williams

Classic, Seth and Beth Habhagger directing this one. We have our own Melissa involved in it.

You can find out more with the interview we did with them this week at www.civicmedia.us.

Let's go ahead and check that out. We're going to have a special directors cut this weekend

where we're going to put that interview in there in case you missed it. Try to hit some

our audience with it as well. Nice. And speaking of our weekend lineup, be sure to check out

Stick Around this weekend. We have great stuff lined up for you. It's seven on Saturday,

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with that show because honestly, this show doesn't work. It's a calling show. It doesn't work if

you guys don't call in. Right. And we don't get a ton of calls. So we don't want to do radio.

You guys don't want. So I brought that up on the air and I've talked about this. I've been very

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There's no show like that. It is our bulletin board or community bulletin board show. You call

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It's one of my favorite things in radio is over the back fence. I don't want to see that show

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interact with us on the show and reach out to us. So that's great that you had a good response

last Saturday. Hopefully this Saturday is the same. Keep it going. Yeah. Yeah. Also on Sunday,

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I'm one of the greatest voices ever. Just love dying care. I was actually just thinking of,

it wasn't like open a bottle or something, a wine bottle, like I was just like, you know,

can you just listen to that and just sit on a. Yeah. That's your soundtrack for the

you're open in your bottle this weekend or tonight as it is natural to open that bottle weekend.

Yeah, that's coming up this weekend. Yeah. And speaking of Terry, you set me up perfectly.

We got to get to this country life beer can life hacks. We found a video with the caption red

neck dad demonstrates 12 easy beer can life hacks. So of course we had to check this out.

And honestly, who knew that beer can, that the beer can was this versatile. I mean, who knew you

didn't just recycle it. Yeah, right, right. Yeah. Or smash it on your, or try to smash it on your head.

I kid you not a party. I went to out at UCLA. I'm out there for maybe a week. And I had not

never really been on a college campus before or anything like that. And you know, I've seen movies

and stuff that I never actually experienced it. And it's even wilder than I had experienced.

And I'm walking around this frat and I'm trying to like navigate like who to talk to and what to do

and everything. And I walk past and there's this guy. He's like, Hey, do this with me. And he's,

you know, got a bunch of beer cans in front of him. And he's smashing beer cans. And I didn't know

he was like a back at defensive line. Yeah, totally set you up huge guy and stuff. And yeah, he's

definitely set me up. So like, yeah, you go ahead first and everything. And he just like he's

staring at me grabs a can and goes to smash it. It was a full can. And this guy would just

just kept trying for a little bit. I kept moving. I just kept walking. I don't want anything to do

with this. This is not for me. This is not going to end well. So more than that, more things to do

with it than that. Don't have any dryer sheets left. Easy. Just toss an empty beer can in the dryer.

What? Wait a minute here. It gets rid of all the static electricity too.

Two. What? What is the first thing it does? Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah. So I figured that's

why it was going in there. Right. Yeah. What is this other thing that it does that we should

own? That's a nice fragrance to your clothes. Yeah. Hey, always. Have you ever wanted to smell

like an alcoholic? Like you can. Like you go to date. Oh, you smell like light beer.

Is that? Is that old Milwaukee? I smell. Is that 75 old Milwaukee? Is that perhaps? Do I smell

some red-white blue? Who? Okay. Who's looking for that? Who's throwing a beer can in their

dryer? I don't know. I don't even know how you like. Probably like a hot potato when you take it out,

too. How do you fight? Like you know that that's one of those things that somebody didn't just have

the like scientifically think. Oh, I mean, wait a minute. What's that sound in the dryer?

Did I throw a beer can in the dryer? Did you ever like grab a pair of jeans out and you act

you grab the zipper and it's like hot. Yeah. Can you imagine how hot that can is? Yeah. Yeah,

not to mention the noise that it's going to make it there. Like it's going to drive you. If a quarter

drives you crazy, would it get stuck in the dryer? I mean, I get a major with that one. But I am

a little curious about the science of it though. How about a beer can lantern? Basically, you cut two

wings in the can so there's room inside for a candle. The light bounces off the reflection on

the sides, but it's shielded from the wind on the back. Extra points because it's also romantic.

Again, you've already got the cologne. You've already got the smell. Hey, is that

is that ham? Is that smell? How many? Oh, what's that? And how many of these red

necks get injured in the cutting of the can to get the candle inside? A hundred percent. A hundred

percent, at least like at least dip themselves or something because it's not like you're doing

this when you're completely silver either. Like let's keep that in mind with some of this here.

Using a can opener, you know, so this next one here, using a can opener, remove the top of the

beer can and the edges should be smooth. Now you have yourself a beautiful vase or a toothbrush

holder or something like that. Just recycle them. I love this. I love this. Do you know this is

basically, it's not this. So they say this came, this comes from the site redneck dad. It's

it's like a website or another website. It's somebody, you know, just has fun goofy ideas. Yeah,

yeah. But I also believe that the person, one of the people behind this is a single man. The same

guy that writes dad jokes. Yes. Yeah. Because there's, so we all like you get your first department or

your first place or whatever. And what's one of those rights of passages? Having the bottles on

the refrigerator? Yeah. You hang onto these bottles because it's a cool looking bottle or whatever

and stuff. That's where this stems from. Having all these unused cans and bottles. And what can

I do with them? Hmm. A vase. That's a toothbrush holder. Okay. I get the toothbrush holder. That's

disgusting. Putting a few like dandelions in a beer can. Okay. I can get on that. The candle thing,

maybe, but, but the dry, why would you ever put a can in the dryer? You buy, and you've really

got to know your audience on these things, people. You've really got to know like, hey,

is the person I'm doing this for? Are they really going to enjoy this stuff? And I think that

that's really key to that. I mean, I'm saying take the couple pennies for recycling instead.

Yeah. I feel like that's a better idea. But there is one more there. Oh, good.

Did you know you can break into a padlock with a beer can? Oh, that's great. Yeah. We want to,

we want to promote that. Oh, interesting. How? Yeah. That this, so the dad made it look pretty easy,

but it probably isn't. All you have to do is cut a thin piece of can so it can be a shimmy down

onto the padlock. Oh, seriously? So how about any little piece of wood? Literally anything. Yeah.

Let's go ahead and take a call. Let's see what's on your mind. Good morning. What's on your

mind out there? I think you guys are being a little discriminant here. Possibly. What about all the

wine drinkers that fit there and take your bottle quarks and. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Body boards out of them or or hot pads or. Well, that's somewhat useful. Would you throw your

wine quarks in the dryer? Sometimes they might happen. Yeah. That maybe that's a new hack

we'll figure out here. You know what you could do with beer cans? Go in with the little,

the little candle idea. You could poke holes in it and then add them to like a string of lights,

right? Like you could hang them. Like a teaky kind of thing. I mean. I've seen that, but you get,

plus you guys are being, you got to forget about slits and blasts. That's a good point. We did.

I didn't. I didn't. I should remember blasts. Green belts. We forgot green belts. Yeah. I was

trying to get through all of them. I got red, white and blue in. I believe I got that one in.

But I got hands. I got a couple of them, but oh, I forgot flits. Oh, that's a good one. Nice

reference. I mean, actually, actually, I saw your truth here. I've actually seen where people have

taken their beer cans and they've pulled a bunch of holes in it and made the little lanterns. Yeah.

That's how you use them as that canopy hangers for their campers. I've seen that. I mean, especially

if you go to the festivals and things like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For sure. I you see all the kinds

of group things. I'm still on. How about just recycle them? I did. I did a swap me. I did a remote

for a swap me when I was working in California for a station out there. And I had never been

do a real true swap me before. It was so amazing and the millions of different things you see.

And there was a lady who was selling lamps that were just like pap scans, but they just hanging

off the lamp and everything. And she was charging like 50, 70 bucks for them. And people were

coming by and picking them up and everything like they were. I wouldn't say they were selling like

hotcakes, but she had like five or six of them when I got there. She only had one left when I was

leaving. People like that stuff. I don't know. I feel like you could make that your own. It might

be more fun to make your own, but I don't know. People like some of these things. It's an interesting

one. It might be a Wisconsin thing and throw it in your deer cabin or something like that too. Yeah.

Or like, you know, the traditional like basement bar kind of kind of setting. I mean, there might

be a place for some of it. I'd rather have the lamp leg. I'd rather have the lamp leg for Christmas

story. I'd rather have that. Yeah. I think I think if I got to choose between which one I'd have,

that's the one. I'm taking none. But I don't. Right. Well, but I don't need to find out like.

Go ahead. I found out a good Christmas gift for for Terry. Yes. Yes. I think you did. I think we

I think we both did. And I just have you over once. Show it and it's out over the back fence.

Hi, Seth.

Having to have this leg lamp that has a beer can shade.

Appreciate the call, man. Thanks so much. Have a good weekend.

All right. You guys have. Yeah. You guys have a good weekend too.

Yeah. Appreciate you. Best listeners in the radio. We'll take a quick time out.

Check it with our partners. We'll be back in more fun on the morning show at WFHR.

Welcome back everyone. Morning show here at WFHR locally grown radio.

Terry and James hanging out with you. Take your right to the top of the hour. Got good stuff to

get into. Not in the fun right here at WFHR. We are fun. Yes. Yes. We are fun. We are fun and

we are the home of sax solos. We still have saxophone solos here.

I think it might be the most famous saxophone solo ever. If we were in the old building,

we'd be able to see the saxophone player through the window. Yes. We didn't get good windows here.

We can get that though. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one catch. One catch. And this is a very hot room.

This room gets cooking. This is a Chuck and I were talking the other day about trying to like

before spring. How can we make this a little cooler? The room here a little bit. We're working on that.

We are working on wrapping up the show here. Thank you so much to the best listeners and radio for

joining us. The callers that have called up. Our star of the day winner, Taco and Mike Clemens.

It's been a really fun show. Thank you to Brittany and our forecast. It's been a lot of fun.

Let's wrap up with some interesting stuff here and we have a then a right story for you as well.

Let's go right into that. A woman in St. Petersburg, Florida. Of course, it's taking us to Florida.

Name Kiki. It's K-E-K-E. I mean, we're just channeling our inner car. Yes.

Well, yes, you're right. She was dropping her kid off at a daycare on Tuesday when she briefly

left her driver's side door open. Then out of nowhere, three German shepherds dashed into her vehicle

and refused to get out. Okay, that would freak me out a little bit. Yeah. Kiki said that they were

holding the car hostage and she didn't know what to do. So she called the police. The police showed

up and they got they also struggled to get the dogs out. In a post on Facebook, they said

some dogs will do anything for a car ride. Just I'm telling you, you can take all the TikTok

influencers. You can take all the all the social media people you want. None of them can do as

good as what our police department. It compares to a dog, right? Like people resonate with pets.

Police departments. I don't know who the social media teams are at every like every single police

department. I'm not exactly here. They're great at like I would take notes from them on how to

run social media. Like they're just good. That's hilarious. There's comedy writers that couldn't

have come up with that. That's hilarious. Like if that happened to me, I'd be inclined to my first

thought would be like go around to the driver or to the passenger side and open the door. But I'd

be afraid they'd like bite me. Like I'd have to be on the hood of the car trying to open the door.

I think that's an important part of the story here to keep in mind. These are German shepherds.

Like I would just like little Chihuahua. I would be intimidated. Like I just I don't know.

They eventually coaxed the German shepherds out by using fish sticks. Who'd fish sticks around?

It's probably whatever they had. I mean, they're not going to say the donuts in their car.

Let's be real. The dogs. You can tell that joke. The dogs did get right to the local animal urgency

care where they were watched until the owner was located. It's unclear what the owner's story is,

but we're assuming that they'd only been sent back to a good home. In the comments, another

local said, this is not the first time these three dogs have done this. They jumped in my son's car

a couple of years ago. He brought them home and we tracked down their owner. I mean, there is

the whole thing about they have to get in the car. So if you I mean, I know I would doubt

when you're getting out of your car, they're like shoving past you to get in. So don't leave your

doors and windows open. I love the idea of these dogs. Like pushing you down. Well, I like the idea

like like it's a prison break. Like it's the great escape or something. It's like oceans 88. Yeah,

and these dogs have been planning this and working this out. Like, okay, soon as she opens a door,

go look at that sucker. We're getting her next. And then they get in the vehicle and they're like,

okay, who can drive? Come on, who can drive? There's no, there's no treats. But nobody can drive.

No french fries on the floor. Oh, man. Again, like somebody didn't somebody take a driver's test.

Come on. That's what there's something about the fact that they're German shepherds. You know,

I mean, like, there's something just a little intimidating about that. I don't know. I don't know

that that's what that ain't right story. I think that's kind of a sweet story. I think it's kind of

a fun story. I think it's kind of a fun one. I will say though that this might be of that

a right story. This is an interesting one right here. Officials at a British zoo said a plan to

curb the rude habits of their famous potty mouth parrot is showing some promising early results.

This is a follow-up to a story we did because we did this story a couple of like about a

month or so ago about this parrot that's got a, you know, got a bit of a, a sailor's mouth.

They have to learn it somewhere. Yep. The Lincolnshire Wildlife Park said in January that it's eight

profane, eight profane parrots would be moved to what what is a flock of 92 more polite birds

in the hopes that the badly behaving birds would pick up some more friendly family friendly words.

Wait, there's eight of them. Yeah, yeah. I mean, could you, so who do you think it was?

You think it was like the night zookeeper that was feeding him? That was like just dropping like

all these bad words? It could be that or it could be, you know, there's a lot of little kids

at zoos and they love those words. Wouldn't it be funny? Like if that's like your

myth, I'm gonna get them saying this, you know, like for how long does it take before they do?

I mean, it's not right, but I'm just saying like for how long do you have to, is it like the 21-day

habit that humans have or is it? Now, here's the thing that's then a right about it to me because

and the Steve Nichols, the chief executive of the park has mentioned this as well. What could happen

is, well, these birds, these foul mouth birds could end up, you know, getting more polite words

that they learn or they could turn that. All 92 could be all doing it. That'd be funny.

We're definitely following this story. We will definitely let you know how that wraps up. They

could probably have a residency in Vegas. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're a caretop. I mean,

what do you get on that caretop? They blend in there. Yeah. Yeah. We got to get to a ballet

cleanser. We get some good stories in and it kicks off with Midday Magazine, our final one of the week.

We have a really good one lined up for you too. In part one, we're going to catch up with our friends

at the aging and disability resource center of Central Wisconsin. Our good friend Amy Vetter,

resource specialist will be with us. We're going to talk a little bit about housing and get into

some of that with assisted living facilities with Amy. I'm looking forward to a great conversation.

And in part two, our good friend and yours, Terry Craig-Borne, superintendent with Wisconsin

rabbis public schools will be in. Craig is bringing in some friends. We've got Kelly Schaeffer,

early childhood and 4K administrator, as well as Terry Thomas, pitch 4K coordinator.

Oh, that'll be a great show. I don't know how much you've heard about or, you know, have researched

about the pitch early childhood center. But I think this is, it might be the first school year,

but it might be the second school year that that's been in place. But there is a lot of really

great work going on there. And just really, you know, I think, concentrating on, you know,

that three, four year old age and what does that mean for growth and development. So those two,

Terry and Kelly, they'll do a great job. Yeah, I'm looking forward to talking with them again.

They're great conversationalists. And I will, just me speaking here, I personally am appreciative

of Craig-Borne and what he does for our community. And I'm very, very thankful to be able to talk

with him when any chance we get as straight as they come. No air. See puts on what you see is

what you get. I think we need more of that in our education system. More people like him.

So yeah, you got a great hour of. We didn't make it today. Yeah, impact. Got good stuff on

our radio dial tonight, too. It's a ball night, everybody. Milwaukee Bucks versus Minnesota

Timberwolves. We previewed a little bit of that with our friend Mike Clemens. It's go time, Milwaukee.

Get it done. Here we go. And no better way to do it than the best team in the West right now.

In Minnesota, which is crazy to say. I don't think a lot of people saw that coming.

But Minnesota Timberwolves are the number one team in the West. You can you can beat them.

That's a great way to kick off this second half of the season. That'd be cool, wouldn't it?

On Milwaukee. Also on WIRI at 650, assumption girls basketball versus fall river.

Postseason game. It should be good. We're going to some great action over there.

650 or pregame will kick off for that. And we're going to continue to follow the assumption girls

as they continue on in the tournament. Looking we hope to have them. Best of luck to them.

Absolutely. Yes. We love our royals. We appreciate not only them and being able to cover them.

And the work that they do, all those young ladies and that coaching staff.

But our own team here in Randy Seth and Michael and all the great people and

announcers we have working on. And any high school kids who are making it past the regular season.

You know, that's always fun too. We've got state wrestling this weekend too. We've got some

local wrestlers. So there's a lot going on in high school sports. Yeah. I think that's great.

Support your local sports everybody. We'll be doing that right here. We always are looking for more

sponsors to be a part of these things. One of the greatest PR moves you can make for your

business is being a part of local sports. Absolutely. Like the numbers speak for themselves.

Every parent and grandparents is listening right? Yep. Yep. It's a great thing to check out.

And be sure to check out our friends the silver foxes. They have their golden age radio going on

today at six o'clock. And then tomorrow they'll have a two o'clock matinee over at the Wisconsin

Rabbits Community Theater. Be sure to check that out and find out more information at wrctheter.org.

Just a couple of other things I wanted to mention, which is farmer's markets going on

tomorrow over at the mer avian church from nine to one. Go check that out. They got nice food

trucks out there. Some amazing vendors. And it's a great chance to get out and keep, you know,

hot pods with people and stuff. Yeah, absolutely. We tonight have the Elk Slatch has their lent fish fry

going on. This will be going on from now until March 22nd. Serve a coleslaw, rye bread and potato

choice. Got a lot of great options here for you. They will have delivery available for assisted

living homes and senior apartments. 15% off all food sales will go to the Elk's charities.

You know, they do some amazing work. They do really good work and support a lot and the fish

is great. Yeah. Yeah. Get out and support them. Appreciate our friends over at the Elk Slatch.

And one of the wrap up with two things. One, our friends over the port Edward schools have a

concert coming up on the 26th. That is Monday, right? Yeah. This Monday, Port Edgers middle and

high school have their choir concert at six thirty. This Monday, be sure to attend. Check it out,

support our local case and support the arts. Yeah. Terry, let's wrap up talking a little united

way. We touched on power the purse earlier and the importance of that and all the good work

that power the purse does. And what women's United does. One thing I'd like to, and we've talked

about this before, but it's been a little while. If somebody's out there listening and they would

like to be a part of women's United, is there a way to do that? Yep. So you just get a hold of me

directly. Actually, you can you can email me. It's Terry, T-A-R-I-U-W-S-W-A-C dot org.

There's some limited information on our website or you can of course give us a call at 715-421-0390. We

can tell you all about women United and you know what that what that group does and where their

focus is. Of course, all on early grid learning and literacy, but really talk about how that gets

done and why we need support of women in our community to be part of that. So there, you know,

that's going on. We've got power. The purse coming up on March 12th. We did talk about that

earlier. So a couple of other things we have going is our funding application is open right now

for local agencies that provide programming to members of our community. And when I say community,

I mean the our whole United Way service area. So Southwood and Adams County, you can work on

those applications. They are due next Thursday, February 29th by 4 p.m. We also have my free taxes

available right now. So this is a way to get your taxes filed for free. If your household income

was $79,000 or less in 2023, you qualify for free tax preparation. Visit our website,

www.swaac.org. You click on the banner that says my free taxes. And I think it's one more click

to actually get to the site. And you can do it from your you know, dust tech computer, from a

laptop, from a tablet, from your phone. I mean, it's it's really quite user friendly. And I know

you have personal experience with it. So, you know, I think that you've talked about it a lot,

but it's but it's just important to note that it's it's usable. You know, it's not really hard.

There's certain things as Italians were sensitive of and one of them is how Capone got taken out.

We're not going out that way. Get your taxes done, people. Get your taxes done right. God,

I'm just kidding. But I've been using one I've been using my free taxes for a handful of years.

And so far so good. It's been great. Those people are wonderful. And it's very easy to do.

Where even I can pull it off. And it's it's it's something that's such a great resource that we

appreciate the my free taxes appreciate the United Way letting us know about this. And as always,

if you have a need, if you have something you'd like to that you need to know about, if there's a

program you need, some kind of service that you're in need of or some maybe you have things to give.

You know, whether that be time talent treasure, certainly give us a call at 211. And that is as

simple as dialing the three digits 211 for information, resource and referral.

And find out more at uswac.org. Be sure to follow the United Way on social media. It's a great

follow great way to keep up on your community. We wrap up with this Terry. The Cadbury bunny

trials are happening again. And your pet can enter. Just follow Cadbury on Instagram, post a photo

and explain why you're they're the best. Then tag Cadbury in it using the hashtag Cadbury

bunny contest. It's the sixth year they've done it. They're doing a March man style bracket

for the first time. Pass winners include a few dogs, a frog, a one-eyed cat name. Oh, it's any pet?

I thought it had to be a rabbit. It could be any pet. It could be any pet. Then they just put the

bunny ears on. I love the Cadbury eggs. I love it too. Yeah, I love this. I love that they do this

still. Again, you can find out more about this at CadburyTryouts.com or just using the hashtag

Cadbury bunny contest. Great show Terry. Appreciate you. Have a great weekend. Have a great weekend

everybody. Be good to each other. We'll talk to you soon and later right here at

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