Hour 2: 4 Beatles movies?! Yes please!

Good morning, Wisconsin. Good morning, world. It's a new day. Thanks for kicking it off with us right here at WFHR, locally grown radio.

Got Melissa, Seth in James here with you. We hope you're having a great start to your Wednesday out there.

A little bit later, we're going to get into these weirdest things. Patients have brought to the ER.

If we got time, I want to get into the weirdest things, agents have found at the airport security.

And now getting into the weird with entertainment news. Weird. What we do here.

Some good stories that the day that ain't right stuff coming up for you a little bit later along with our schedule.

But let's kick it off with the Fed for a biopic film series of the Beatles is in the works with Skyfall director Sam Mendez.

There will be four movies, one from the perspective of each member. Oh, that's cool. Interesting.

Sam Mendez, Skyfall 1917, incredible director. He's a very good director. Very detailed director.

Very one of these guys that has an old touch, but with modern approach. I really enjoy his work.

These four films, one will each be from the perspective of Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.

They will hit theaters in 2027, but a specific schedule hasn't been announced yet.

Like the first, like who's going to, you know, have the first movie or anything like that.

This is the first time Paul Ringo and all the families of John and George have granted full life story and music rights.

Wow. That's something that ain't. Hey, that's a big deal.

I, Sam says, quote, I'm honored to be telling the story of the greatest rock band of all time.

And I'm excited to challenge the notion of what constitutes a trip to the movies.

Ooh, they like that last part there. What's that? Are we going to be singing along with it?

It's just like I, it sounds like he's going to be trying to do something a little bit different or a different reason to get people to go to the movies.

Well, I don't think that he is highlighting each individual person. It's part of that band.

How often do they all just get lumped together? Or one gets pulled out or another?

And that means you're getting different perspectives on each of these things.

So we'll be looking at the same story, but from Ford, very disparate people, which is really cool.

All done by the same director.

And I'm guessing is going to have the same actors and all that too.

I hope so. They better.

Ringo also shared his support. He says, quote, have you heard the news?

Oh boy, we all support the Sam Mendes movie project. Yes, indeed, peace and love.

I am still thankful that Ringo is around.

He can hear from him.

I love Ringo.

Just a real quick side note.

I drove, I went, got into a debate with my dad yesterday.

Like, hey, do you want to drive? We want me to drive?

No, you, you, you, you, you, you meet with, spend like five minutes.

Like, aren't fine. You can just go ahead and drive, dad.

So I drove to the restaurant with my mom and dad yesterday.

We get in the car.

Dad turns on the radio and they, they got, you know, one of those straight up satellite things or whatever.

So they listen to all of this channel, all that stuff.

He's got his all beetles on and the day in the life pops up.

Like, as soon as we got in the car, that's my favorite beetles song.

Like, did it play the yesterday?

Is this right as we got in the car? I just couldn't, I flipped out.

It's like a birthday present.

It is. It's one of the best things I think best like hidden things in life.

You get in the vehicle and immediately like one of your favorite songs comes on the radio.

That's a win.

Everybody's experienced that. It's such a good feeling.

It's since the 90s.

One other good feeling.

I want to touch on that only, only like, I think it's actually very universally relatable.

Dodging a train.

Especially in this town.

Yeah, but when I lived down in California in Carpentaria, especially,

they've got the same problem over there with trains trying to work around them and everything.

One of the good feelings is when you've been in the town long enough that you know the shortcuts,

that you know your ways around.

The back roads.

Yeah, I figured that out.

Yeah, yeah, I bet.

Saturday, I'm heading here for over the back fence.

I'm running a little behind.

And then, of course, I see the train ahead.

And I'm like, oh, I can dodge that if I go over the viadoc.

And I get to 17th and I can go repest the quick truck.

So in my head, I got to that worked out.

As I'm going over the viadoc, I see one of the longest trains I've ever seen in my life.

As it's going that way, I'm going this way.

And I mean, I was riding that feeling for like two hours.

Like, yeah, I dodged that train.

I dodged the train.

Like I did something magnificent or something like that, like my chest popped up and everything.

I feel like it feels good.

It's such a good feeling.

It's going to be a good feeling seeing these movies.

I can't wait.

I've been waiting.

I have been waiting for this.

You know, I was like, how are they going to do the Beatles?

The first thing I was like, do they have to wait until they all die?

In order to do it to be like as truthful about it as possible.

But to be fair to the Beatles, they've always been very upfront about, you know, a lot of their...

Even when they were at the height of their fame together still in the 60s, they were honest.

They talked about, you know, what they felt and that kind of stuff.

So I think for the most part, it should be...

It should still be as close to the truth as any fictionalized account can get.

Right.

I think from one, they've been...

I've heard the writers note this before.

They were one of the first bands and first like celebrities to do that.

To really start sharing behind the curtain stuff or, you know...

Be open about it.

Yeah.

Especially Lennon, New Yorko.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

We're laying in bed, come on in.

Like, you know, and I remember reading reports of like there were clothes on the floor.

They didn't, they didn't like pick up before they asked people to come over or something like that.

You just literally...

This is how we live.

Yeah.

You're really walking into their life and everything.

So one of the things I would imagine is a challenge for Mr. Mendez.

Is, okay, well, we...

These guys have been around over 50 years.

We've heard almost every story.

What new story are you're going to tell?

How are you going to make it to be...

Get people to want to come in there.

I also love the idea of...

I'll never forget a tweet that got passed around some years back.

The full Kanye.

I'm sorry, I'm not a fan.

It's fine.

He had Paul McCartney come out for a song or something and there were people saying,

well, look at this other, this new artist McCartney found this old guy that can really play guitar.

Like there were actual people tweeting that.

Whether they were joking or not is here or there.

But to the real point of it, there are people out there that don't know the Beatles, that don't know that catalog.

And whether you think it's good music or not, it is huge culturally.

What the Beatles did.

Even if you don't like a lick of any music, any note they ever played, I think that their impact is not worthy.

James, you actually are saying what's in my head because I don't know the Beatles history.

I'm not familiar.

Obviously, I know some of the songs, but I don't know their stories aside of Yoko.

And that stuff, which I've heard because I've been called that.

But it didn't turn out that way as I proof.

Just because I'm a girl, you're going to call what?

That doesn't make any sense.

Anyway.

But yeah, no, I'll be very interested to see it because not knowing all of the story and all of the backstory, I think it'll be very interesting.

What you're saying there, Melissa, it does sound like you did actually have kind of a Yoko thing because as we've come to find out and everything,

Yoko had nothing to do with the Beatles breaking up.

No, nothing, scapegoat.

Absolutely nothing.

Those boys were going to break up no matter what.

If they dated each other, they were going to break up.

Let's blame the woman in the room.

Of course.

Because that's low hanging fruit and we don't have to actually think or do any actual journalism.

So let's just do that.

Thankfully, that has kind of worked out a bit and everything.

I like seeing that the remaining members and stuff in her being very friendly.

They share a lot of copyright stuff and a lot of those things.

So we're able to enjoy it as fans.

That's awesome.

I'm really looking forward to this.

This is kind of exciting, I think.

For the first time since the universe was formed, all five Colken Brothers are working together on the same project.

There's five of them.

I don't even know that.

I don't think a lot of people do that.

McCauley, Kirin, Rory, Christian and Shane.

The project in question is an animated series for a prime video called The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy.

It's great title.

Yeah.

Kirin, who has a fantastic voice, is a regular character, but his brothers are only guest starring on a single episode as his brothers.

All right.

The show is about, quote, intergalactic renowned surgeons who tackle anxiety eating parasites and all kinds of weird stuff and everything.

It's an animated show.

Yeah.

I'm happy for them.

That's very cool.

I've heard McCauley talk many times about how he's wanted to do projects with his brother.

They did a movie saved years and years back.

I remember that.

Oh, my gosh.

I remember that.

I remember it in part.

It wasn't a bad movie, but it was the first time I saw McCauley Colken as an adult acting.

And he blew me away.

He was like, oh, okay.

He's in a wheelchair in that movie, isn't he?

Yes.

He plays a paraplegic, yeah.

And there's something going back to Kelsey Grammer and his birthday, Frazier.

I was a big fan of that show.

And one of the things that I watched intensely was John Mahoney in his performance.

I admit, I'm biased because he's a Chicago actor.

He's one of the founders of Steppenwolf and everything.

But part of the reason I watched is because of his limp.

And I knew John Mahoney didn't have a limp in real life.

And I couldn't get over how realistic it was.

And every episode throughout every, you can go up and pull up any episode.

It's the same every time.

It's incredible.

And he had no limp.

Actually, I actually had very good legs.

It was a very good, you know, like a lot of theater actors.

I spent a lot of time on his legs and everything.

I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I just kind of, I just, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's not a good line.

That was not.

If you ever wondered if this show was scripted, now you know, it's not.

It's not.

It's not.

So James, if you spend a lot of time on your legs lately.

Tell me about it.

It's, I'm excited about that project that I think that'll be pretty fun.

I lost my trade of thoughts.

Sorry.

It's okay.

Perfectly fun.

I was just going to go on some rambling.

Okay.

Anyway, let's look at what's new on your small screen.

Wild cards is on it.

Seven on CW.

Ashley Green from Twilight movies, guest stars on the episode.

The price is right at night.

Seven o'clock on CBS.

I see your voice.

Joe McCale, Michelle Williams.

Going to be on that one.

We are family is on an eight on Fox.

And so the whole reason I'm pretty much bringing a lot of this up.

There is a two hour special on CBS starting at eight o'clock tonight.

Dolly Parton's pet gallop.

I am not that familiar with what this is.

I know Dolly much like Betty White.

I spent a lot of her off the stage career.

Working in helping animals.

Animal stuff.

Yeah.

So this takes a country.

Let's see what this exactly is.

A special feature exclusive performances by music's biggest star.

And a one of a kind runway revealing the best in doggy fashion.

Okay.

All right.

You know, it's Dolly.

I mean, what more do you really need to know?

That's fun.

That's fun.

It's an award show.

That's a doggy fashion.

That's hilarious.

Wow.

The third season premiere.

And I believe the final season of Star Wars.

The bad batch.

It's Disney plus.

Look, I like that show.

That's a fun show.

That's pretty good.

Chicago Mad Family Law Chicago Fire and Chicago PD.

All on your small screen tonight as well.

It's a lot of Chicago.

Chicago.

I can't even say Chicago Chicago Chicago.

It's hard to say.

It is hard to say.

And I want points for this because I am one of the biggest homers in the world.

We all understand that.

And I've never seen one second of any of those Chicago shows.

Not one set.

We need to give him a little bit of credit for that.

That's a tiny bit.

That's a little tiny bit.

I'm not giving him any.

I'll work for it.

I'll work for it.

You keep working.

We will come back with the weirdest things patients have brought to the ER coming up.

It's Melissa Seth and James taking you through your morning right here at WFHR.

Welcome back everyone.

Morning show here at WFHR locally grown radio.

It was a second off.

Yeah, I didn't like that.

I want to do it.

Can we do that again?

Thank you.

Melissa Seth and James here with you.

We hope you have a fantastic day out there.

Thanks so much for joining us everybody.

Let's dive into a fun one right here.

Someone on Reddit asked doctors to name the weirdest things they've seen patients bring with them to the ER.

And this does not include like your partner.

Or bring your weird partner with you.

No, no, no.

These aren't in any particular order.

So we'll just go ahead and go right from the top on down.

Like lots of animals, including a turtle, a rabbit, a helper monkey, a flying squirrel, an emotional support duck.

All at the same time?

No, that would be great.

Now that would be hilarious.

I just brought my menagerie along with me.

You understand?

I couldn't leave the flying squirrel at home.

I couldn't leave the flying squirrel.

The emotional support duck is the greatest turn ever in my life.

It's one of my all-time favorites.

I know that's it there.

Oh, ducks are pretty awesome though.

I'm telling you, man.

I don't know if I need the ducks.

If I need one, but I want one.

You might like it.

I want an emotional support duck.

And I want his name to be Dexter.

I don't know why.

Dexter the duck.

That's good.

I like that.

So they also brought a scene a life chicken because they didn't want to leave it in the hot car.

That's actually, that's actually, you know, I agree with that.

The emergency room.

Do not believe your animals in hot vehicles.

No, no.

You wouldn't like it.

Vehicles period.

Yeah, yeah.

A half eaten raw chicken.

The guy wanted them to test it to see if it was raw.

And he wasn't sure if it made, if that's what made him sick.

So he wanted evidence.

I love that he went to the ER and expects.

So you guys got like a lab back, like a science lab back there, right?

You can tell if this is cooked or raw, right?

Are you guy?

Hey, come on.

I don't want to finish it until I know what I mean.

I love him going up to the doctor here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

A their own thermometer.

So when the nurse took the temperate, their temperature, they could double check their work.

Double check their work or double check the accuracy of their thermometer.

I think it was the other way around.

Yeah, the other way.

Yeah.

But imagine that you're a nurse.

And I mean, that's a tough gig, man.

That there's all those years of screwing.

Yeah.

All those.

You take somebody's temperature, take out the thermometer.

It's too low.

In this version, it's through the mouth, okay?

Yes.

And you take the thermometer out and immediately this guy puts one in.

I want to, this is a blind double control test.

I don't know.

How about a suitcase full of French toast?

Yes.

No, but your response is perfect in the proper one.

No butter or syrup, just French toast.

The doctor said it looked dry, but smelled great.

Silver lining.

I love the assessment.

Yeah, that's good.

Looks dry.

It smells good.

It smells like French toast in here.

And here's why.

Here's my suitcase.

I got to be honest.

I kind of like it.

I kind of like the idea now.

So apparently suitcases have made this huge comeback.

I'm sorry, briefcases.

Oh, briefcases have made this huge comeback.

A lot of people are using briefcases more again.

There was this shift in the financial market and financial world where a lot of them were going to backpacks.

And now suitcases have kind of, I'm sorry, briefcases have made this big comeback.

Is this why?

You can carry sandwiches in there.

There's actually nothing important in that briefcase.

It's just your lunch.

Yeah, basically.

It's a fancy way to carry your lunch.

A half eaten can of beans because the patient wanted to finish them.

Having my lunch.

I want to put my beans.

Fix my injury, but it's lunchtime, man.

I like him in the AR, Mr. Johnson.

I'm going to finish.

I'm eating beans.

No, you know what?

You weren't going to put your names at the end of the line.

Let that work out your system first.

Then we'll bring it.

Why do I have so much gas?

No.

I was listening to one of my, one of the few podcasts I listened to.

Dan Lembertard, he was talking about being in first class.

And I've never flown first class or anything like that.

Probably never will.

But he was saying how he was flying.

And they had this flight from Miami to Las Vegas.

And they were serving in first class beans.

Like, what are you doing?

Like, why would you do that?

On an airplane.

Yeah, I mean, in a close space.

Yes, let's do that.

Let's do that.

Well, they're cheap.

First true.

First class doesn't sound that good to me all the sudden.

Like it's beans.

These are good.

Oh, beans.

There was a drunk guy laid down in the ER and a whole onion fell out of his pocket.

Save it for later.

You never want to be without your onion.

Yeah.

I like the idea of him.

This will help my breath.

This will cover up the alkyhaw.

I don't know why.

You're being by accident.

Yeah, he's like from Oklahoma or something.

I don't know if that was really a Southern.

I don't know what that was.

I don't know what that was.

It was like Appalachian.

Well, I was trying to go.

I tried out to like do the Southern, the typical Southern voice,

because I don't want to be offensive to that.

So I was kind of making.

So you're just defensive to somebody else.

I was trying to make it like you couldn't tap it down.

Oh, I see.

It's just kind of vague.

Yeah.

Yeah, good stuff.

But it was just a bad attempt.

Christmas lights.

So they could string them up above their bed.

Oh, wow.

That's playing a hand.

Can you emergency department?

I love just acting to be there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's why you need the briefcase for your Christmas lights.

There you go.

And your lunch toast.

Oh, no, no.

A toast.

Have it a party in the ER.

715-424-2600.

What are you carrying in your briefcase?

A briefcase.

A briefcase.

What is it?

Are you bringing with you to the ER?

Does anyone actually carry briefs in there?

Oh, I don't mean underwear.

Yeah.

Like, legal briefs.

Oh, I see.

They're like legal briefcases anymore.

I totally went the tidy way.

I did too.

And I like that.

Change of underwear.

Not a bad idea, though.

Just to say it.

You know, not a bad idea to have extra underwear.

I always carry an extra.

Mr. Underpants.

I like the idea of cheese curds.

Just like a briefcase full of cheese curds.

I don't know why.

Regular or deep-fried?

Well, I mix it both.

I mix it up.

Yeah, I prefer deep-fried.

But since the briefcase, maybe not as much, you know,

it'll be a little easier.

Probably.

Your briefcase would be squeaking as you're walking.

What is that?

Where is that coming from?

It's just my cheese curds.

It's my cheese curds.

How about a voice record?

Oh, here's something.

Okay.

You get a briefcase.

You put a voice recorder in there.

You set the briefcase somewhere in like a, you know,

nowhere too crazy because nowadays you don't want to be

leaving unattended items anywhere, you know,

in certain places or anything.

So it's got to be a business somewhere.

You know the people and all that.

And just with the tape recorder saying, help me.

Very faintly.

Yeah.

Yeah, very faintly.

Please.

Inside the briefcase.

Open the door.

Open.

Please.

Help me.

Help me.

I'm doing that.

You can watch out.

I'm definitely doing that.

15 years camera.

15 years from now when we're still doing the show.

A guy brought in the snake that bit him and it was still alive.

Oh.

Well, I guess he wanted to make sure, you know,

do you have the antivenom for this kind of snake?

And the final one we can't get it to.

But it is funny.

Tell you that.

You can use your imagination.

It's not for family radio.

Not for the faint of heart either.

Oh.

Not at all.

In a little bit, we are going to get into the 10 weirdest things agents found at the airport security.

That should be a fun one.

Get into that.

But as we're getting ready for our,

hear from our partners and getting to our news break here,

little ceasers is going to start cutting their pizzas more like burlap at Joanne's fabrics.

They're testing a new pizza,

which will be sold by the yard.

Oh.

So it'll be long rather than being circular or square.

One version features a full yard of Detroit style deep dish,

eight slices of three meat tree and eight slices of pepperoni.

The slices will end, will be end to end to stretch out to one yard,

which is equal to three feet and 36 inches.

Gotcha.

For now, they're only available in select locations in Virginia and North Carolina.

And if it's a hit, they'll expand it nationwide.

They're 20 bucks a pop.

Oh, I'm sorry.

They're 20 dollars per yard.

Oh, 20 hours per yard.

So you can get multiple yards.

And how are they packaged?

Yeah.

Do we have a picture of that?

Yeah.

I was really hoping there would be a better picture like doesn't look like there is.

Yeah.

It just looks like a piece of pizza.

It looks like one of the regular pizzas.

Like a little more narrow?

Like a little more narrow?

A little more narrow?

Yeah.

A little longer.

I mean, I don't blame them for trying anything.

Well, some way just to have in the yard long cookies and the yard long pretzels

and what was the other thing?

Yeah.

There was one of the bread sticks.

They have long bread sticks.

Yeah.

Bread sticks and cookies.

Yeah.

I was disappointed by the cookie.

I was disappointed by the cookie.

I thought the pretzel was really skinny.

I've never had them, but I saw somebody order one.

It was really skinny.

Well, that does not look like the picture.

I think nowadays we all expect that.

Oh, it's not going to look exactly like the picture.

This was very different.

This was a very different than the picture.

And it's foot long, not yard long.

Yeah.

It's a little lower your expectation.

Yeah.

There's no little seizures.

Do you know what makes me think of, though?

It makes me think of Bigfoot pizza.

You remember Bigfoot pizza?

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Back in the 90s in the early 2000s.

I think Pizza Hut did the Bigfoot pizza.

Yeah.

With a guy wearing a pizza or a rectangle.

Mm-hmm.

That was good.

That was good.

I like that.

Is Little Caesar's pizza usually round?

Uh, no.

No, absolutely.

It's like Rocky Rokoko.

Or no, no, no.

It's just regular.

Is it?

I can't remember.

It's just regular.

But they do have a billion different types of pizzas.

They do.

Ohh.

I can't remember.

No, not one.

One's where there's the breadsticks

are incorporated into the pizza.

I'm a crust, and they've got all kinds of weird combinations.

Oh, but pizza world stuff I don't know about.

No, you keep, you know.

These are things you must not taste Melissa.

Oh, sorry.

We will.

We will.

We will let these guys work that out in our commercial break.

We'll get into our news and we'll be in duks.

I'll let you know who won.

Melissa.

Well I'll go back on the morning show at WFHR.

Welcome back everyone.

Morning show here at WFHR.

Locally grown radio.

Got Seth Melissa and James here with you.

Hope you having a great start to your day out there.

Happy Wednesday everybody.

We're monkeyin' around right now.

Cause I want to get into this story and then we will go ahead and get into

the 10 weirdest things that they found at the airport or be brought to your deal.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um.

But for those that have not heard this story or heard little bits and pieces of this story,

encourage you to go to goodnewsnetwork.org.

Goodnewsnetwork.org and it's one of their first stories up there.

Apes got a sense of humor.

All right.

Apes have a sense of humor similar to humans suggested a new study that showed four species

of great apes each playful teasing each other.

Um.

Now I encourage you to not only read this article because it's a nice breather.

It's a nice break.

Yeah.

Um.

It's interesting to see, uh, you know, primates that were close to genetically, genetically,

uh, and how they act and how they, you know, how similar we have in that.

I think that that's kind of interesting.

Um.

But if you need a, a palette cleanser, if you need a laugh today, I'm telling you,

I couldn't stop watching these videos last night.

Uh, they're fantastic.

It's, it's basically, uh, little, little ape, see, uh, and mom and dad are over here

and coming over there and, like, I'm taking a run on the way.

Like poking and running.

Just poking and running.

Oh, that's funny.

There's a video of it.

Ape, uh, there, he's got this, um, you know, tire that he hangs from and then there's a rope

and he's just smacking his dad with it and the dad's like, come on.

Knock it off.

Knock it off.

Uh, it's just funny.

And the researchers over a couple of years have found, uh, because all of that, these,

this is something that they are very playful that they like to do.

The term of, uh, cognitive, uh, biologists and primateologists found that similar to joking behavior in humans,

ape teapes teasing is a proactive, persistent and includes elements of surprise and play.

How about that?

Because all four great ape species used playful teasing orangutans, chimpanzees, uh,

bannobos and, uh, and gorillas, the research team believes it likely,

it's likely that the, uh, prequit, these are prequits, it's, uh, for human evolution.

Or before humor, uh, I'm sorry, prequits, prequits for humor evolved in the human lineage millions of years ago.

How about that?

So humor, remarkable.

Humor and, and pranking may come from, apes may come from this species.

Like, we didn't really invent that.

Yeah.

That's amazing.

That's pretty cool.

The, the, the evolution, the, the unique idea of making someone laugh is, if you think about is really weird.

It's something, it's like, wow, you know, the fact that there are species other than, you know, humans that do it,

that makes it just that much more interesting.

But they're not the only ones.

I mean, you've seen videos of like cats hiding behind something to pop out at their owners to surprise them.

Yep.

And whether or not they're doing it for humor purposes, they're still doing it.

Right.

It's not like they're hunting them down.

Yeah, right.

I, I hope, yeah.

No, no, no.

They got those murder mittens.

Um, so one of the things that I seen, uh, that, that broke my heart and my palate cleansing trip once, uh, was, uh, this, uh, polar bear that was in a zoo.

And there's a, it actually just was a little while ago.

The video is a bunch of little grade school kids on the other side of the window.

And this polar bear on top of a hill getting ready to jump into the water.

And all the kids are like, jump, jump.

And they're all excited and everything.

And in the video, it looks like the polar bear is encouraged by these kids to jump in.

But if you do a little, and you don't have to do a lot of digging on this, polar bears should never be in captivity.

And burn.

There is no other than them being born in captivity.

There is no reason to keep a polar bear in captivity.

They can't survive.

There's not enough room.

You could give a polar bear the biggest zoo in the world.

And they ate big enough.

They're not, they're, they're similar to whales in this regard.

There is no reason to have a whale in captivity.

There is no reason to really have a lot of these animals in captivity.

They're migrating, they're migrating species.

Yeah.

They need that.

That it is so important for these animals to keep their minds busy.

That polar bear was going crazy.

And it was just trying to keep its mind busy.

Like that's what they're doing.

So with these apes, this is, this is something that, uh, another thing like that,

where to keep, the day is long.

How do I keep myself busy?

Yeah.

How do I keep, you know, the day fun or interesting or just past the time?

Right.

I'm going to tease my dad.

Mm-hmm.

I'll give him a little poke around away.

The first time playful teasing in humans emerges is at early as eight months of age.

Even before babies say their first words, infants tease their parents by playful offering

and withdrawing objects, violating social rules.

And of course, once you change their diaper and the fun ensues with that.

Oh, I know so well.

You're all done, right, JC?

You're all done.

Okay.

All right.

Move them to the diaper.

I'm moving them.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right enough face.

That's the, uh, babies.

Oh, yeah.

I think that's a cool article and kind of an interesting good.

Yeah.

I encourage you to check that out again.

Good news network dot org.

You can go ahead and find that complete story.

Let's get into this.

This article comes to us from USA today about some of the weirder items that have been found

in checkout.

So all about the weird today.

Yeah.

The 10.

We got to, you know, got to stick with our wheel.

That's true.

The 10 weirdest things agents have found at the airport.

So here we go at number 10, um, soiled money and crutches in crutches.

We will, we will, we'll, we'll soil the money in crutches.

TSA agents discovered a pair of crutches stuffed with soiled money at the El Paso International

airport.

So, uh, so like the hollow metal ones.

Oh, okay.

Show them the money down in time.

Like dirty money, apparently.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's not filthy.

Looker.

Um, look, I wasn't trying to laundry it.

It literally was dirty.

I was literally trying to wash it.

I wanted to wash it.

All right.

I'm going away.

Um, see here.

Okay.

Uh, inert hand, uh, inert grenade.

Oh, no, not okay.

A hand grenade was found inside a carry on bag and Milwaukee Mitchell airport on July 29th.

The grenade was found to be inert after the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department bomb squad was

called to the scene.

Yes.

That's what happens.

Now, I feel for those, uh, those that had to respond, you know, respond to those responders and all that.

And like just a hair behind them.

The party that was in line behind that guy, that knucklehead.

That had no idea what was going on.

Yeah.

No.

They just weren't going anywhere.

No.

Uh, a cattle prod.

Ah, three cattle prods stuffed inside a passenger's carry on guitar case were found on September 14th at Deli's International Airport.

The passenger was allowed to repack them into a checked bag, a TSA spokesperson said at the time.

Cattle prods.

Three?

Hey, Meredith, did we grab the cattle prods?

Why?

You know, we've nobody tried you.

There's a couple of things.

Enough socks, underwear, and enough cattle prods.

And a cattle prods.

Apparently, you know, right up there, man.

I don't know when you're going to need one.

You're going to need a cattle.

There we are.

These cattle are not moving.

I need my cattle.

Where's my cattle prod?

I think I had a really good sale.

I do get one free.

You know, I've seen that sale many times.

You know, many times I've seen that sale.

Well, let's do you transport them home.

Stop trying to justify this.

So many of these are like involving firearms or knives or weapons.

Yeah.

Like, of course.

Where are you going that you have to bring your weapon with you?

Well, where are you going that you think there will be no weapons on the other side of wherever you're going?

Also, it's an airport.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's 2024, man.

Like, you got to know by now.

You can't be doing this.

There are specific ways that you can transport those things.

Absolutely.

And they have signs everywhere and tell you how to do it.

Yeah.

Very well laid out in detail on their websites.

And people have tried like this, the 90% of this list, I got gun inside of a chicken.

To say agents experience an unpleasant early Thanksgiving feast when they discovered a handgun stuffed inside a raw whole chicken.

Like, the lengths people go to, like, all right.

So you're sitting there at home.

Now, I got my handgun.

I got to get it into chicken.

I got to get it onto the plane and sneak it onto the plane.

How do I do it?

So you're sitting at home with this chicken and you're putting a gun inside the chicken.

Like, at what point do you realize, okay, things have gone too far.

What is my come up, right?

Yeah.

What is my life become?

I bought a brand.

I bought a chicken just to be able to put a gun in it.

And I got caught.

And it didn't even work because it's a rod.

They're not going to look at why are you bringing a raw chicken on the plane?

It's like, what are you doing?

Oh, wait, there's a gun in it.

Look.

Ah!

I am pleased that it makes sense to this.

Oh, please feel free to call up and make sense to this.

Everyone, five, four, two, one, six.

When you get the gun in the chicken, to remove the gun from the chicken,

you need to make sure you put the gun through the dishwasher so that you get all the salmonella off it.

Right.

And you're not going to eat that chicken.

Well, no.

You got a gun in it.

You don't eat the chicken.

But I mean, I think that's a really important point in the list.

And don't put your gun in the dishwasher.

It's also not a thing you should do.

Salmonella from gun, you know, touch and gun.

Gun and chicken.

It's one of those things that can happen.

The silent killer.

The more you know, star swipe.

Star swipe.

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Sonny.

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Such a great song.

Don't want to stop listening to it.

Well, man, you know, with the sun out there,

it just seemed like a perfect tie and time for it.

Melissa Seth and James hanging out with you.

We're going to take it right to the top of the hour.

Everybody would not be but fun.

Got it.

We were talking about iPhones a little bit earlier.

And had a listener chime in that Android phones as well

could be a little bit difficult with using rice in them.

And that's something I had to keep in mind with.

Well, now if you're in that situation.

They all have holes.

They do.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So something to keep in mind.

But just we were talking about iPhones.

A lot of people have a lot of obviously they're very popular.

A lot of people have them.

And a lot of people use Siri for them.

Siri for those who don't know is just that voice kind of helper on your phone.

Activated.

Yeah.

Activated.

I've never used that.

I haven't had an iPhone for very long.

And this is my first one I've ever had.

I don't use a lot of I products or anything like that.

And I don't like the idea of something listening, you know?

It's just it's not because I'm overly worried about my sensitive information

or any of these things.

Or I might say something that might pick up or anything like that.

I just I come from an area and from a time growing up

where the apartments I lived in, the walls were paper thin.

And you were always worried about like saying something and people over hearing you

or any of that.

I don't know.

Siri feels like that to me.

These listening devices, Alexa, all of these things and stuff.

I'm not saying this is a rational thought.

I'm just being honest about that.

Yeah.

And that's fine.

It makes sense.

For the most part, the site life hacker posted a list of things

that you might not know that Siri can do.

And she's gonna go like flip a coin.

She'll tell you if you came up heads or tails, she can also roll dice.

Really?

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I'm wondering if I can do this on the air here.

Well, you have to turn it on.

Yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm looking for.

I'm looking for Siri.

I've never done it either, but my boyfriend uses it regularly.

He constantly has Siri open apps because he doesn't know where they are on his phone.

Just, you know, I'm just warning everyone out there.

Don't get into a craps game with Siri.

You will lose your shirt, okay?

Also, it's not really possible to impersonate somebody else's name

to try to get their phone to open like the flashlight or something,

because I've tried.

I've tried.

And I don't sound like Aaron.

You can calculate your tip, of course.

That's a lot of people do that.

My parents actually did that yesterday.

My dad is a human calculator, so he already had the number.

He doesn't need it.

Yeah.

But a lot of people are using that.

And I think that that's a feature that you could use on almost any Alexa or any of those kind of voice.

Yes.

That's kind of a calculator.

You could use that calculator, which may actually help you improve your math skills a little bit.

It might not be a bad idea.

Read articles out loud.

You need an ISO 17, but they are able to do that too.

That's a really handy feature.

Yes.

And a nice thing.

I love things that are audio.

That's how I'm learning my lines for the show.

I listen to them all the way here when I'm driving.

I'll see you cheating.

All the way home.

That is not cheating.

I have to do the work.

I have kidding.

Look at all those lines.

I'm a phone.

So you just back off, buddy.

She has been doing a marvelous job.

I've just got to give her a hard time, you know.

And it's got to do it.

I think the coolest, maybe that's a tough thing to say.

But I don't know.

I think the coolest thing about this technology is translating.

Just tell her to say, in whatever language you want, and it can help

be helpful when you're traveling to other countries and everything.

So on one side, I do, I do like the idea of people learning a new

language when they go to another country, at least the basics.

For one, it's fun.

Your brain is going to enjoy it.