Hour 1: Christmas apes?

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Hour 1: Christmas apes?

Mornings with WFHR · Fri Dec 22, 2023

Tuesday is still looking a bit wet with widespread rain, a high temperature of 45 finally looking to dry things out into Wednesday of next week, but still above average, just easing back to some lower 40s for highs there by Wednesday.

The weather, whether or not you weather center, I'm meteorologist Michael Kara appreciate the update, Michael. Thanks a lot.

We should you and yours of Merry Christmas, have a great weekend.

Have a good one, happy holiday.

Try to stay dry. Yeah, I'm a kid.

Big happy holidays to our friends at the weather, I weather center. Thank you so much. All of you for joining us. Seth Beth and Seth Melissa and James here.

I say Beth because Beth just texted us. Thank you, Beth. We appreciate that.

Appreciate all of you joining us of jam packs show today. We got a lot to do, ladies and gentlemen, and we're going to have fun when we do it.

I missed these many birthday and adversity club coming up in just a little bit after our state and local news.

We'll get into our star the day featuring our friends from Culver's here in Wisconsin Rapids. We got our final Christmas one we're going to do today.

All right.

So be up on your Christmas knowledge. We're going to have a play of theme from a Christmas special and you've got to get the answer right.

It's difficult. No, it's not. It's not. It's not a hard one at all.

And then before we wrap up the hour, we're going to announce the winner of our mysterious merchant Merlin Elf.

This wonderful contest we've been doing with our friends of quality foods, IGA, the Elf on the shelves contest.

This has been fun. We've had a lot of great a lot of fun with this and a big shout out to our friends of quality foods, IGA.

Yes indeed.

All of that coming up 9 o'clock hour. We're going to kick off with this great question that was brought to us by a good friend of the station here and all of ours.

But I propose to Melissa and Seth, I want to get into a Christmas Carol a little bit with you guys.

All right.

And we're going to talk about basically, you know, who, who your three ghosts would be from a Christmas Carol?

So Ebenezer, Scrooge and Christmas Carol's got the ghost of Christmas past, present, and future.

This is choosing your ghost celebrity edition.

Okay.

Giving or not, who you, you know, it's up to you.

You can pick your three ghosts and who would they be?

We are going to give you our answers at the top of the 9 o'clock hour.

That'll be in there.

And we'll also look for yours.

We want you guys to call up and give us yours.

Seven one five four two four twenty six hundred.

Call up and get us your ghosts.

We want to have some fun with this one.

Play along.

Yeah.

If this goes well, I want this to be a new tradition.

Maybe we even move it to director's cut.

You know, all right.

I think you can be a lot of fun.

Description of why we chose who we chose.

Yes, indeed.

All of that coming up for you.

And we got plenty more to get to as well.

I want to touch on a couple of other things with you guys.

Like this, I want to do a moment in science because of this story.

I came across about apes and their memory.

Yeah, fascinating.

Just one of the most fascinating things have come across in a long time.

Does it have anything to do with Christmas?

No.

No, it doesn't.

But I want to talk about it.

Unless you're really into apes and during Christmas, you might be, you know.

Maybe.

What's up in your apesuit?

We also have to get into.

If we have the time, we'll see which one you guys want to.

I'm going to let you guys decide.

And whatever one we don't do, we'll do next week.

But I've got the 10 Otis Guinness World Records.

Or Christmas movies that are based on a true story.

I choose that one.

Oh, okay.

We'll see where we go with that.

We'll figure that out in the 9 o'clock hour.

I will have some fun.

No, I win.

Do what I want.

It doesn't work.

The question has been made.

We're going into Christmas stories.

You guys don't get a vote.

But we also want to talk about our schedule here at the station and talk about 30 hours of

Christmas.

Yeah.

It's a tradition like no other here at WFHR.

It's been going on longer than any of us have been at this station.

Including myself.

Yeah.

That's saying something.

And I love the excitement that Pam gets when she brings this up for the first time.

Yeah.

Like about a month or so ago when she first brought it up and everything.

I do send a gigantic shout out to our main engineer, our GM, really the soul of this station,

Chuck, just such.

Is everything working?

Yes.

Yes.

And that's just for us.

No.

But many other stations in the solicitorship.

Yeah, exactly.

And Chuck has been putting this together for a long time and continues to and along with the

help from Seth and using a work from our other projects.

So let's get into what our 30 hours of Christmas lineup is going to look like.

December 24th at noon at one and one will have the sunshine poker show.

Yes.

Two hour edition.

That's going to be really cool.

Look at full of Christmas stuff.

Yeah.

Christmas poker.

Yeah.

There is not much better than Christmas poker.

I generally mean that.

I love Christmas poker.

I didn't I didn't always feel that way.

But Tim and his his show really got me into it.

I got to dig it.

It's such a festive music.

I'm telling you.

It is.

We've been listening to Christmas music as long as we have.

I think that it's cool to hear like some different versions or different stuff.

Absolutely.

I've been enjoying that on the sunrise show.

We played it.

We just played today in really all month long.

We've been playing country Christmas songs.

To be honest, and I don't know if I'm going to get people mad at me for this or not.

They didn't sound like country to me.

They just sounded like a country artist happened to be doing it.

That's why we just played for Garth Brooks.

That's that's almost swing more than country to me.

I think it's fun that Christmas music has this versatility to it.

Check that out as we kick off our 30 hours of Christmas with the sunshine poker show for the first two hours.

Then at two o'clock in the afternoon, Proctor and Gamble Christmas Hour to classic around here.

Three o'clock will be the Embassy Hall of Fame Hour with Walt Disney's to Christmas stocking and classic Christmas music.

That's a nice feature.

That would be good.

That would be good.

At four o'clock, Fiber cuts his own tree.

Fiber McGee.

Classic Christmas music.

Five o'clock, the legend Jack Benny's Jello X-Miss Show along with some more Christmas music.

And then at six and seven, we've got Seth faces the music.

That's right.

And it's featured spot on Sundays.

Anything unique about this one, sir?

Well, only there's Christmas music.

Yeah.

Of course, there's Christmas music.

There's some fun comedy Christmas bits in there as well.

So tune in.

It's a very fun show.

Some alternative, I should say alternative.

Some little off-center versions of Christmas songs.

Off-center.

Off-center.

Love that.

Kind of like the good description.

I want to change the name of the show I'm working on to that now.

Off-center.

That's a great name.

That's a great name.

That's going to be a really fun lineup.

You should check that from starting at six on Sunday.

And then at eight o'clock, director's cut.

Christmas edition.

Yay.

Now a tradition.

We've done it two years.

It's a tradition officially now.

Yeah.

Officially.

Officially.

We made Melissa put up with us for another hour.

And seated out of the episode of director's cut with us.

It was a blast.

I see you in studios.

She was.

It was a blast.

We had a lot of fun.

We really enjoyed ourselves.

And we encourage you to check that out.

It's going to be a lot of fun.

At nine o'clock, towards the night before Christmas.

And some traditional Christmas music.

Ten o'clock, a Christmas Carol.

More on that later.

And then at eleven.

My favorite part of the 30 hours of Christmas.

Handel's Messiah read by Carl Hilke.

What's the intro from Carl Hilke?

Yes.

This is something Carl used to do at his church.

And it recorded and we still are able to use it to this day

and keep Carl's spirit around here.

We love that.

At midnight on Christmas day,

Handel's Messiah will play.

And then at one, two, and three will have some traditional music.

At four and five in the morning.

We'll have NBC Blue Network's Christmas Variety show.

Some of you will be awake by then.

You have kids.

We'll be awake by then.

Definitely.

Six and seven.

Another return of the Sunshine Poke Show.

If you missed it on Christmas Eve.

At eight a.m.

NBC Dance Party with Benny Goodman, Kate Smith,

and Jackie Gleason Show.

Oh, wow.

Second favorite part of the Christmas special.

My second favorite part.

I love Jackie Gleason.

Yes.

Yes.

Big Jackie Gleason fan here.

At nine and ten on Christmas day,

you'll have some Christmas music to get you through your,

or early late morning, I should say.

That's probably like brunch time after president opening.

Yeah.

And time for hot chocolate.

Break up the Christmas break.

Oh, hot chocolate.

You're right.

Yeah.

That's a perfect time for hot chocolate.

At 11 a.m.

Jack Benny.

Jack and Mary go Christmas shopping.

And Fiber McGee paints his tree.

Oh, man.

Oh, boy.

It became a tradition on Jack's show.

That he would go Christmas shopping,

you know, one of the weeks before Christmas.

And having, I think it was Mel Blank,

who played the poor shop owner,

because Jack would keep changing his mind

as he slowly goes insane,

which is one of my, I love it.

It's my favorite part of that.

It's a classic bit in an old game.

It also holds up.

It's like a lot of Jack Benny's comedy is one of the things

that age is fastest.

It's a comedy so topical.

It's so in the moment.

A lot of Jack Benny's work just still holds up.

It does.

It's still very funny.

It's incredible.

That is going to be a really good one.

Looking forward to that.

At noon on Christmas day, a Christmas care.

Ah, right.

When it clocked the craft radio hour with Bing Grosby

and some classic Christmas music.

Craft radio hour.

Yes, it is.

Yeah, that's right.

Back in the day.

And it's not that different now,

but back in the day, everything was sponsored.

Oh, yeah.

And one sponsor.

Yes, yes.

As opposed to many.

And that's funny because they would go by the sponsor's name

The Craft Music Hall.

Right.

Which was starring Bing Grosby.

It was like one of the biggest stars,

but it wasn't the Bing Grosby show.

It was the Craft Music Hall.

The Craft Music Hall.

Yeah, right.

At two o'clock on Christmas day,

CBS Town Hall with Fred Allen and Jack Benny.

Another classic.

The famous feud.

Yes.

Fred and Jack, yep.

Three o'clock.

W.O.R. Radio's Red Flourider.

Red Flourider.

Oh.

Classic Western.

Mm-hmm.

Four o'clock.

Cinnamon Bear.

Oh, yes.

No, is that Chuck's favorite?

I know it's when he liked.

I thought it was when he mentioned he liked it.

Yeah, we just started playing it last year.

Right.

Because one of our sister stations,

the network here down in Richland Center,

they do it every year.

Yeah, that'd be right to you.

Yep.

That's cool.

This is one of the funnest things to me about this,

that we are doing this tradition,

that we've been doing for ages around here.

Yeah.

But it's growing.

It changes blood.

Yeah.

Our civic family now and everything.

Yeah.

That's really cool.

I like that.

At five o'clock on Christmas Day,

some classic Christmas music for you to lead you

into Seth Faces, the Music and Directors Cut,

a return of the episodes we played on Christmas Eve.

Yep.

That's right.

It's going to be a lot of fun and the great jam pack,

30 hours of Christmas for you, everybody.

Enjoy.

We love hearing your feedback about these as well.

So feel free to reach out to us in our staff.

And you can do that with your birthdays and anniversaries as well.

We're going to come back and do some celebrating.

Yeah, Misty's on the way, everybody.

All right.

Quick programming note, as you would imagine,

we will not be here on Christmas Day.

I will appreciate anybody who wants to remind me,

not to be here on Christmas Day.

But otherwise, we will have the 30 hours of Christmas,

of course, going on.

And we will see you all.

We will talk with you all on Tuesday.

Yes, indeed.

For now, out of the way,

and come back with Misty's menu, Birthday and a

birthday club on the morning show here at WFHR.

It's a little bad.

I don't know if that one's bad.

That was a little sad.

I know.

We always get that one.

We always do.

The three of us always get that one.

And I love David Alden.

Yeah.

We need more upbeat.

We need some more upbeat here.

A little Tony Tony tone gets us a little more beat.

And a little more mood going for the Misty's menu,

Birthday and anniversary club.

One of our favorite parts of the day we enjoyed doing this segment.

So darn much.

And we need to celebrate you.

Yeah.

We encourage you to treat yourself.

Get on over to Misty's.

They're open right now.

Till two, open six to two, six days a week.

And 9041's did that way.

13th South and Wisconsin Rapids.

When you get there, wish the gang a great day.

And encourage you to get the Misty's while you can.

Because they are going to be closed coming up.

They will be closed December 24th through January 1st.

Taking a well-deserved break.

So you get to day and tomorrow.

Yeah.

As they head into retirement.

And that is so cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They deserve it.

Yeah.

We greatly appreciate our friends at Misty's.

Both old and new.

And looking forward to working with the new.

Yeah.

We encourage you to get us those birthdays and anniversaries.

Everybody send them to us.

Send them to info at wfhr.com.

James.mail.

If that's the immediate.us.

You can really hit up any of our staff here with your emails.

Also get them to us on Facebook.

Direct messages that way.

And call.

And is it call because my teleprompter broke.

I'm sorry, everybody.

Call on your telephone.

Call.

Very call.

Call.

Call.

That seems good.

Work better than Morse code.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I agree.

I disagree.

Morse code is just underutilized these days.

I'm telling you.

Yeah.

Can you Morse code me anything?

No.

There you go.

SOS.

Maybe that's about it.

Oh, stop it, James.

Try it.

Let's try it.

Really hard.

Let's dive into our list for today.

But again, you can go ahead and call up and join the conversation with your birthdays and

anniversaries.

Right up to our playing a really good whole show.

Yeah.

715-424-2600.

Yeah.

Just get us those birthdays and anniversaries.

Mm-hmm.

For right now, I need a one or a two from you, Seth.

Uh, one.

All right.

Why would you get to pick it?

Yeah, because you go next.

Because I'm awesome.

And I one or a two from you, Melissa.

What'd you say, Seth?

I said one.

I picked two.

I love you.

Just got to be the good chariot.

I love it.

You should have picked three just to stay farther away from me.

That wasn't an option.

Yeah, you still should have done it.

I won't.

Yeah.

I've been genuinely tearing up over here, Melissa.

I was kind of the one that got me so good.

Let's dive right into our list.

And first up, we want to wish a very, very happy birthday to, to a very happy birthday to Barbara Hunt Caves.

Happy birthday, Barbara.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Enjoy your day, Barbara.

Great name too.

That's a really good name.

And I hope everybody gets you birthday presents that are not also Christmas presents.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, not born on Christmas.

So we've got a couple of days.

My mother was born on the 19th and she always got them together.

See, that's just just not fair for people born on Christmas time.

Yeah.

I feel the same way.

We got our good friend, Terry John from her birthday.

It's the 26th.

I believe in pretty sure.

Oh, wow.

Pretty sure.

Yeah.

You should know that.

I know.

I know.

I feel pretty confident about it, but I hear about that later.

Yeah.

I just walked into one there.

Yeah.

Well done.

Yeah.

That's the story of my life, right?

That's what I do.

Happy birthday, Barbara.

Welcome to an insight of what it is to be James.

We wish Barbara a very happy birthday.

We also want to wish a happy birthday to our qualifier today.

Peggy Mertens.

Happy birthday, Peggy.

Congratulations, Peggy.

Congrats.

Yeah.

Enjoy your day.

We hope it's a great one for you, Peggy.

Have a great day.

Let's go ahead and take a call.

Quick.

Good morning.

What's on your mind?

I'm a short person day.

Yes, it is.

Yes, it is.

International short person day, even.

Yeah.

Celebrate all the short people.

We appreciate that.

Yeah.

Let's get into Saturday, birthday.

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

I need a one or a two from you.

Melissa.

I thought I really picked it.

I picked two, because a set picked one.

That threw me off.

Sorry.

Team Langoff.

We wish you a happy birthday to.

Happy birthday, Dean.

Happy birthday.

Wish you a great day, sir.

Hope you enjoy.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Happy birthday.

Wish you a great day, sir.

Hope it's a good one for you, Dean.

And on Saturday's qualifier is Kathy Moran.

Happy birthday, Kathy.

Happy birthday.

Hope it's a great day for you, Kathy.

Enjoy your day.

And you are our qualifier.

Mm-hmm.

Sunday, we got one name to put under the spotlight.

Carol Corn.

Happy birthday, Carol.

Happy birthday, Carol.

Wish you needed the best of the days, Carol.

Yep.

And on December 25th, Christmas day, we wish you a happy birthday to Bailey Woodman.

Happy birthday, Bailey.

Happy birthday, Bailey.

You better get double the presents.

I hope so.

Mm-hmm.

Wish you a great day, Bailey.

Hope it's a good one for you.

Yeah, good to get those good presents.

Take a quick look at our celebrity list.

Not a ton of names here from what I could find.

Megan Trainor is 29 today.

I like Megan Trainor.

She's been around for a while.

Yeah, she's got a great voice.

Ralph Fines is 60.

He who should not be named.

Red Dragon.

Yeah.

Ralph Fines has gotten a chance to play everything.

Like good, bad, the English patient.

I mean, just what an incredible career.

And has it been able to do it?

Without like being necessarily a household name and still being able to go get groceries in these things.

Like, it's kind of cool to see.

Yeah.

And it isn't as if he hasn't played like some really big iconic characters either.

Oh, yeah.

The Grand Budapest Hotel.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

The Kingsman.

I loved him in the Kingsman.

I loved him in the English patient.

I think the Grand Budapest Hotel is my favorite role of his.

It's such a fun role for him.

He's not playing an evil.

He's not some of these other roles.

He's not playing Voldemort.

Oh, I mean, you should not be named.

He should not be named.

Sorry.

I do want to see the menu.

That is on my list.

I've heard.

I've heard that's what we're seeing.

I do want to see it myself.

Well, I'll start casting that one.

Yeah, yeah.

Love it.

I'm not mentioning him.

Let's see here.

It told you.

It's a thin list, everybody.

And yeah, that is going to do it for today because I'm not mentioning that one either.

Well, you know, he's the host.

He gets hit.

I know that trust me.

We talk about things that he knows about because he picks.

Yes.

And you don't want me mentioning these names.

Did you want anybody want me to?

No, no, no.

Go on.

There we go.

We trust you.

I'm trying to look at it.

I'm trying to look at the 23rd, but of course, my computer is not working.

Naturally.

But we do wish everybody celebrating a birthday anniversary out there throughout now, right

up to Christmas day.

Yeah.

Great one.

Enjoy.

And get us those birthdays and anniversaries for next week.

Yeah.

We're looking forward to celebrating with you.

We'll be back on Tuesday to do this.

Getting ready for next year.

Come on.

It's our plan here.

Yeah.

We're not the names now.

It's only a week away.

Yeah.

Looking forward to that.

We also remind you that Miss T's, our friends at Miss T's, many are going to be closed

at number 24 through January 1st for Christmas break.

Mm-hmm.

They will reopen their doors on January 2nd, and they will have Wednesdays open again.

Going again.

Yeah.

They'll be doing that again.

Mm-hmm.

So for the next couple of days, get on over there and treat yourself.

Get to Miss T's menu.

They're open right now.

Till 2, open 6 to 2.

And 90, 41, stay that way, 13th South of Wisconsin Rapids.

Yeah.

We're going to get to our state local news.

We come back.

We're going to make you a star of the day with our friends from those Wisconsin Rapids callvers.

Mm-hmm.

It's coming up with Seth, Melissa and James on The Morning Show at WFHR.

Mm-hmm.

Lights, camera, action.

It is time to make somebody a star of the day with our friends from the Wisconsin Rapids callvers.

What Seth, Melissa and I are about to do is play some music from a famous classic Christmas special.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Love it.

You call up as long as even one anything in 30 days with us.

715-424-2600-424-2600.

Just a touch or two with the civic media app and you can call right up.

Get rid of the call and you will win from our friends from the Wisconsin Rapids callvers.

Free callvers.

Get some free callvers in your life.

That's a good thing.

It's a family pack of four.

It's two adult meals.

It's two kids meals.

It's free callvers, baby.

The only thing better than callvers.

Free callvers.

Yeah.

I have a question though.

If you don't have kids, can you use the kids meals for yourself?

I believe so.

Okay, good.

Just checking for a friend.

You got it.

You got to win to find out.

You got to win to find out.

I do like that.

I do like that.

That's very good.

Let's go ahead and play this for our audience.

Get rid of the call up.

715-424-2600.

Tell us what Christmas special this is from.

Oh, wait.

We got something.

No, okay.

All right, see.

Don't call before we play it.

Don't call before we play it.

I will put you on.

I will put you on.

I haven't had to do it in a while, but I'll do it before I play.

Yes.

Let's go ahead.

Get ready for the call.

714-24-2600.

Good morning.

What's your answer?

Morning.

That's from the peanut.

Christmas special, Charlie Brown.

Yes.

It is.

Congratulations.

Nicely done.

Who do we have on the phone with us?

This is Timothy.

Timothy, awesome.

Thank you so much for playing a long Timothy.

We appreciate that.

We know you know where to pick this up, but do you know that one right away?

Oh, yeah.

That's a pretty iconic soundtrack.

It is.

It is.

It's Charlie.

Yeah.

Just a classic.

It's some of my favorite Christmas music is on that album.

Wow.

That's a good one.

Thank you so much for listening and playing a log and all your log.

We've appreciated you, Tim.

Thanks so much.

We'll see you down here soon, okay?

Yeah, best of holidays to you and your staff on Earth.

Thank you.

Thank you for that, sir.

Thank you.

You have a great one.

Thank you.

Appreciate that.

We have the best listeners radio people.

We do.

And now Timothy has some free callers.

Yes.

The first thing, I know it's Christmas for me and in my head, the moment this hits my brain.

It's usually it's around Thanksgiving to be honest, but it's always after Thanksgiving.

This pops in my head.

Yeah.

It's there for a couple of days.

It's been this way since I was a little kid.

And it's the first Christmas music to pops in my head.

That's awesome.

But you know, when you've got this playing in here off of YouTube, so we can see the video.

And the animation of this is just so great.

It's still so good.

You know, and Linus is hearing his blanket.

And it's just like the way that it wobbles on the snow behind him.

I love it.

It literally warms my heart.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think it's similar with that brother and sister.

Yeah.

Oh, it's so good.

It's everything that Christmas is to me.

You could strip everything else away.

It's family, it's memories, it's friends, it's that thing that you love so much about this

day.

And everything else is secondary to me to all of that.

Linus is blanket.

Linus is not such a bad tree.

I was really nicely done.

And that probably worked out a lot better than what I was going to play because this is what

I wanted to play.

Okay.

I think you just love it, everybody.

See, so happy.

How am I possibly going down there?

What is this?

What is this?

I didn't know what I've known that.

Yeah.

It's just, I really, really, really grand that I'm really stretching for it to be a Christmas

song.

It's a nightmare before Christmas is also, it works for both Halloween and Christmas.

There you go.

We'll get out of here.

It will come back Adam.

We're going to announce our winner for that mischievous merchant elf with our friends at

the Quality Foods IGA coming up.

Welcome back, everybody.

Morning show here at WFHOS.

I can't help myself.

Luckily girl at radio.

I can't help it.

I really can't.

I've got perfectly good bumpers right here.

I couldn't help myself.

It's teed up.

It's all good.

It's honestly one of my favorite soundtracks of all time.

It's great.

I can listen to it anytime in a year.

I can listen to it.

I don't care.

I love it.

Thank you, Danny Elfman.

Oh, yeah.

The genius that is Danny Elfman, man.

We want to get into this story right here as we get into a little bit of science news

with everybody.

This came out a couple earlier in the week.

There's been some great reporting around the country on it.

I think locally our local channel nine did a story on this Melissa Langben.

It's very, has done a great job throughout her career raising awareness about animals.

The first person I remember, I'm not saying she was the first, but the first person I remember

here locally in such Wisconsin doing the kind of pet of the week thing

with their Humane Society up there.

I think one of our great local reporters in front, you know, news anchors.

When we had our traditional news anchors and everything.

Melissa Langben is a throwback to that while also being still very relevant

and still very good at what she does.

So there's like some stories like that and people that have reported on.

But this one is coming to us from the good news network.org and a shout out to them.

Apes can recognize friends they haven't seen for decades.

Wow.

This has been revealed in new research from John Hopkins University.

The study document in the longest lasting non-human social memories ever recorded.

It found that apes can recognize photos of group mates that haven't they haven't seen for more than 25 years.

Wow.

Photos.

And respond even more enthusiastically to the pictures of their friends.

They did this pretty basic.

The research team said the findings published just the other day in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences

underscore how human culture evolved from the common ancestors we share with these primates are closest relatives.

Wow.

Now we see, you know, we pull out our photo album from high school and we're, you know, hit with a flood of memories.

Oh, I forgot about so and so.

Or I remember this person or whatever.

Laugh at my hairstyle.

You and me both.

You can land a plane on my hair the way I was back in the day.

Here we are where apes, you put the scientists put two pictures in front of them and ape that they had been within when they were young

and an ape that they don't know the ape they don't know they just glance at.

But the picture that they know that person there are images of the apes like rubbing the picture and touching the picture.

Wow.

That's my friend.

And staring from like almost 20 minutes at times at that picture.

Wow.

So they're not just recognizing them they're going through their brain and going through the process.

How do I remember this person?

How do I know this person?

The logic is there.

The familiarity is there, yeah.

And this is the first evidence we've ever had of this in animals in the animal kingdom that they do this that they have this.

I think it's interesting.

I always like having those conversations.

Oh, I wish my dog could talk.

You know, and I kind of think and I feel like we do this as human beings all the time where we put our human stuff on animals.

Yeah.

And make them Disney characters basically.

Well, we have no idea.

You know, what they would what they're thinking or what they would say if they could speak.

We do this to Kevin all the time.

Kevin the cat.

With this, we actually have some actual scientific data to show this now and to show that these have this.

And I think it's very, very important to understand the human brain more as this is what we evolved from and all that.

I think that part is really unique and interesting.

But it's also just pretty damn cool.

Yeah.

And it's all and it's just really fascinating and really interesting.

And the more we're learning about this, I hope the more it creates empathy for us and animals and us working together and us making this work.

This planet needs us to do that.

And to those that are pushed back against that, let me be very clear about this.

We can't beat the animal kingdom.

We can't beat Mother Nature.

It's either we work with them or they take over.

Should we talk about germs for a minute?

Do you want to talk about how we usually start our shows with a deer running through a building or a bear going into a local neighborhood or something?

Or an owl taking a residence in a Christmas tree.

Yes.

We've seen plenty of stories of polar bears leaving their area.

We've actually got a new type of bear now because polar bears have migrated to where grizzly bears are and they're mating and creating these type of bears.

Animals are going to keep going.

They're going to find their food.

They're going to keep moving and everything.

They don't care if we're here or not.

Humans are food.

Yeah.

A lot of them, yes we are.

It's too our benefit to understand, to learn, to empathize more with animals.

I'm not saying that you can't hunt.

I'm not saying that these things are none of that stuff.

That's not where I'm going with any of this.

I'm just asking people to open their minds a little bit more and really understand that the more we understand animals, the more we understand ourselves.

That's exactly right.

It moves us all.

I have to say I'm a little bit irritated because this whole study has exploded.

A myth that we've held for so long that elephants have the best memory.

Turns out it was apes all along.

All along it was the apes that the best memory.

Really?

Have they disproved?

I don't think elephants.

I don't know.

Have they ever studied memory of the elephant?

I don't even know.

Where that comes from?

I'm glad you're outraged about something you have no knowledge of.

Have you guys heard of where that comes from?

What elephant ever forgets?

Yeah.

Because elephants have graveyards.

That's right.

The elephant can find that graveyard no matter how thousands and thousands of miles it's away.

They will travel to that graveyard to bury where their family has been buried for hundreds of years and stuff.

They die.

Yeah.

I mean, they have generational memories.

Is that what it is?

You talk about...

I still think apes are smarter than that.

It's as fascinating as salmon going back to where they go or turtles finding that one spot.

Yeah.

Beech to go to.

Birds migrating.

I blow your mind.

That was your mind.

And now a funny story.

Okay.

You guys put up with my science.

Thank you for that.

Science.

The Denver Zoo finally announced an answer to its recent orangutan paternity mystery with the help of the only person that could help them in this situation.

Moripovic.

Yes.

84-year-old Moripovic.

Very famous Melissa for daytime talk shows and doing the paternity tests on there.

You are not the father.

Yeah.

Oh, Mariy.

Yeah.

Maury, Moury, Cousin, Muslim.

Oh no you're fine.

Mariy is 84 years young.

And Hoseyd, the daytime talk show for 31 years.

And the show was most famous for segments, when the hosts would announce results.

A paternity test.

You are the father, you are not the father.

The daytime television show.

Back when I was a house keeper on Fort McCoy.

It's there you go.

All right.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, Mary.

Sue posted a video to Facebook showing Maury bringing an end to the mystery of which, which

of the shoes, male Samaritan regattangs, 30 year old Barani, or 16 year old Jaya, fathered

the four month old Aurengatang Siska.

That's so funny.

Let me call on my network of specialists here.

Quote, fresh off receiving the daytime Emmy's Lifetime Achievement Honor.

Maury Povitch is here to help us announce the paternity results for Siska.

The video posted.

The video shows Maury dressed in a tuxedo, opening a Manela envelope, continued a paternity

test.

When it comes to the Aurengatang, four month old Siska, Bernay, you are the father.

Oh, wow.

A huge shout out to Maury for being so willing.

It's a good sport.

Yes.

Really good sport.

Having a lot of fun with it.

And give big time.

Congratulations on your Lifetime Achievement Awards on.

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Yeah.

He deserves that.

He deserves that.

Quite a long time.

Yeah.

Him and Connie Chung are married.

Yes.

I believe they're still married.

Really?

Yeah.

Me too, Melissa.

Yeah, they've been married for a long time.

That's my reaction.

Wow.

I know one would have guessed that.

I've seen interviews with them.

Boy, they are mad and love.

Yeah.

They're very good couple.

Really good couple.

Yeah.

That is great.

Good idea, sir.

Good idea.

Take a break.

Come back.

It will have some more fun on the morning show here at WFHR, where we are locally grown radio.

Bumpers.

Oh, you can't play in this stuff.

There's some really wonderful versions of this.

Alison Kraus does a nice version, Diana Carroll.

That's a really nice version.

Yeah.

It's a great one.

Yeah.

It's too funny.

Could not have planned that if we were to try.

Nope.

Welcome back to the morning show, everybody.

Christmas edition.

Seth Melissa and James hanging out with you, getting you ready for your weekend.

Thank you so much for joining us, everybody.

We are going to announce the winner of our mischievous merchant, Merlin Elf, from Quality Foods,

IGA in Moments.

And Moments.

We'll do that before the end of the segment here.

Take it to the top of the hour.

Right now, we have to cut you on a couple of other things.

Would you do this?

And this is open to the callers, too.

424-2600.

You've heard of wine tours and farm tours.

Kentucky has a bourbon trail.

And now, South Carolina has a mayonnaise trail.

Oh, that hurt.

No, I like mayonnaise.

South Carolina?

South Carolina, apparently.

I didn't realize they had a thing on mayonnaise.

That's just my folks when I'm down there.

We have a cranberry trail.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, we do.

Yeah.

I would choose to do that instead.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

I think a lot of people, when you hear about the organ trail

or you hear about the Appalachian trail,

I'd love to hike that.

I think that'd be really cool to travel that.

Not this one.

You have died of dysentery.

I'm dying in every time.

I have a snake bite.

Oh, it's a snake bite, one, two.

I forgot about that, yeah.

Your oxen has died.

It never fails.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

If you're a mayonnaise fanatic, you know dukes,

especially if you're in the south.

The brand has created, was created by Eugenia Duke

in Greensville, South Carolina, more than 100 years ago,

and it has a big loyal following over there.

So that is why it's there.

Okay.

Now, Greenville has an official, or I'm sorry,

an unofficial Mayo guide,

which includes 20 stops showcasing mayonnaise in different ways.

There are six snack spots.

14 meal must-haves.

Wow.

And four historical stops celebrating dukes.

Now, the four historical stops, sure.

Great.

Snack stops.

You did a trail with mayonnaise that offers snacks.

You had no idea.

You know, they could use it in that way.

That's right.

Very educational.

Oh, I'm sure.

No doubt.

James is just trying to maintain right now.

He's just like, oh, mayonnaise.

No.

The trail is a self-guided tour,

so you can hit it up the featured places,

wherever you'd like,

since you know 20 mayonnaise dishes is a lot for one day.

The trail also seems open-ended,

like the bourbon trail,

as long as the places others,

these dishes, you'll be able to do it.

Sorry, getting a message.

I have to take right now,

if you can talk for a second.

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

Male or Miracle Whip?

Ooh.

Actually, I don't have a big either way.

They're close enough for me.

Are they?

Yeah.

I think they have a distinct taste difference.

They do.

They are different.

Yeah, but I don't know if I have one that I like even better.

And you know, the dukes,

I also, I think,

is unknown for other condiments as well.

I think they make barbecue sauce and stuff like that.

They're not just mayonnaise.

Okay.

But I think they're big down south,

if I remember correctly.

Again, I asked my folks on top of that.

What is it with the dukes thing, you know,

the mayonnaise?

What is it all about, man?

I prefer Miracle Whip in certain things

and mayonnaise for certain things.

There you go.

So if I'm making my mom's potato salad,

it has to be Miracle Whip.

It has to be Miracle Whip.

Otherwise, it doesn't taste like mom's potato salad.

That makes sense.

But sometimes,

sometimes I want male on a sandwich,

because it has that different flavor.

Sometimes I want the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

I love this kitchen's open.

I love this kitchen's open bonus episode here.

This is great.

I love it.

Fantastic.

Fantastic.

But if I had to choose a trail to go on,

it probably wouldn't be the Mayo Trail.

Not the Mayo Trail?

Well, although that sounds cool.

I like that.

I mean, it's kind of kind of,

what kind of snacks are you going to have at these stuff?

I have no idea.

That's the thing.

I couldn't do this.

I'm just going to be honest.

I could not do this.

I could not do this whole trail.

No, I understand.

Probably the weirdest,

like, kind of normalized thing to put Mayo on,

but it's still weird.

It's like a peanut butter and banana sandwich,

but with Mayo.

Yep.

Yep. That's the classic Elvis version,

if I remember correctly.

Really?

Have you had it?

No.

Because I can't bring myself to try it.

I would really have to.

Yeah.

If I'm going to do a peanut butter and banana,

actually lately I've been doing it in wraps.

Don't.

Because I have some just like leftover wheat wraps.

Excellent.

Excellent.

That I don't have taco filling for.

So I spread peanut butter on it,

and I wrap a banana in it.

Okay.

It's like a banana roll.

That's, yeah.

That's a brilliant idea.

Right?

When's the banana episode of Kitchen's Open coming up?

Because we got to do that now.

However, I believe if you do it on bread

and you're going to include Mayo,

you have to mash the banana.

I think you're right.

You can't just slice it.

You have your peanut butter and banana sandwich.

If you want nice, nice.

If you want to check that out,

I encourage you to do,

check out the Visit South Carolina Visitors Bureau.

Yeah.

Find out more from me.

The unofficial Mayo trail.

I'm going to wait.

I got to say,

if you're going to visit South Carolina,

this is not the first thing I would do.

No, no.

I would go to Charleston first,

because this has got a lot of cool stuff at Charleston.

You should ask your parents if they've tried the Mayo trail.

I really got to figure that out.

I really enjoyed my time in South Carolina.

I would not need to go check that out.

There's a billion other things I could see.

Exactly.

Our next topic to take us to the top of the hour.

Before we announce our winner,

the mischievous merchant Merlin Elf,

which I had to draw that real quick.

But we got that now, finally.

Thank you.

Does your boss play favorites at work?

Here's how I can backfire.

A new study found that when managers praise one employee too much,

it can make the people start acting like a jerk to everyone else.

Ooh.

That's why I'm a jerk to all you guys.

They might act arrogant like they're better than you.

They could even start hanging out,

handing out orders or acting like they rank higher.

Why did that this morning?

So should bosses and managers play it safe

and just stop praising people all together?

Obviously not.

No.

But they should try to dull out those compliments as evenly as possible.

If you go above and beyond,

your boss should still acknowledge a good work.

They just might need to make sure

that they don't single out too much.

If you stop praising me as much as you do, I quit.

Saying something specific like you did a great job on that project

is better than a broad statement about how good at work you are in general.

I can see that.

According to the study manager,

should be mindful that how they treat their employees has an impact

on how their employees treat each other.

Yeah.

Obviously I'm being very facetious.

Yes, you are.

We know that.

Which I've enjoyed.

That's why I decided to sit back and just let it go.

Sorry, Cass, it's a lot of fun.

I like that.

I feel like this is one of those things where we knew the answer,

but science and we have added the kind of back up

what we already kind of felt.

I've been fortunate.

I've had some really, really bad bosses.

But I don't think I've ever had a boss

that necessarily did this to a whole team.

Just one person they praise and everybody else has got to get it.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't think I've dealt with that before.

It seems like that would backfire.

Really, yeah.

And also, what's the motivation?

Why is that one person getting single out

for all the praise and attention?

It makes you question the motivation behind that.

Well, I think it has something to do with, you know,

what is the aim of the manager?

Right.

It's like they're playing some kind of weird politics.

Yeah, like a manipulation game.

Yeah, exactly.

Well, I praise this person so much.

Everybody else is going to do better to try to be like that person.

Right.

Like, yeah.

No, not all that works.

Ask anybody with siblings that this is going to.

It backfires badly.

Yes, yes, it does.

We want to send a big shout out to our friends at Quality Foods IGA.

They have been working with us quite a bit this year.

In years past, we've worked with them a lot.

We've been having a lot of fun with our elf on the shelves

at Quality Foods IGA.

Great job on that name, Seth, by the way.

Thank you.

We were able with the best listeners in radio to track this elf down

and catch them.

We got this elf and we have ourselves a winner.

All right.

Bro, bro, bro.

Thank you guys.

Our winner is Anita Yock.

Anita.

Anita.

Anita.

Anita.

Congratulations.

Annette.

Annette.

Annette.

Annette.

Annette.

Annette.

Congratulations, Annette.

Thank you, Annette.

We're playing along.

Yeah.

Congratulations.

Annette, winner, self-equality ham celebration basket.

All right.

There's ham in there at least.

And probably other things like basket.

Nice Christmas meal right there, yeah.

Big, thank you to everybody that played along.

We had such a fun time with this one.

We are so thankful to our friends at Quality Foods IGA.

Not only hanging out with us and working with us,

but buying local, supporting local, keeping things local around

and they're like they do.

Make sure for all your Christmas needs,

you got stuff that you need last-second items, things like that.

There's only one place to go.

There is.

They have a great deli.

They have a great everything there.

But if you need questions, like go to their liquor department

and find out, they'll give you like drink mix ideas.

Very cool.

I had so many of my questions answered when I was there last time.

It was great.

Awesome.

Join our friends over at Quality Foods IGA.

Their doors are open right now.

They'll be open till 10 today.

At 10.21 West Grand Avenue in Wisconsin Rapids.

Again, that's 10.21 West Grand Avenue, Wisconsin Rapids.

Our friends at Quality Foods IGA helping us with this great

health contest.

This has been a lot of fun.

It was a lot of fun, yeah.

And congratulations to Annette.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

We hope you enjoy your holidays.

Annette, if you feel up to it, we'd love pictures of this basket

and put them on our Facebook page.

Yeah.

That'd be really cool.

Continue to use that hashtag WR Quality Foods.

Indeed.

We are going to get out of the way and let CBS News come in

to do their thing along with some state and local news.

We kick off the 9 o'clock hour.

We're talking ghosts.

We're talking to Christmas Carol.

I have the best lineup.

Who are your ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future?

We're going to find out from Seth Melissa and I.

And we want to hear yours, everybody.

Get ready to call 715-424-2600 and get us those ghosts.

We're going to have some fun with this when we come back.

On the morning show right here at Well, I'll do it.

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