Despite the frigid weather, citizens around the state and nation are walking out in protest of the Trump administration’s heinous acts. John and Gordy talk about some of the nation-wide walkouts. 

Today, John finally brings in his new AI glasses! They’re not fully set up, but at least we can finally confirm their existence. Once he has fully assimilated into the Borg, John will be one step closer to world domination. 

The latest anti-socialist outrage comes to us from New York City, where Mayor Mamdani allegedly seeks to deface the mayoral mansion with bidets. In reality, he was asked what he would do if he could make one change to the residence, and he said bidets would be a nice addition. The guys draw comparisons between this hypothetical conversation and President Trump’s “renovation” of the White House.