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More than Willie did.

Right now.

Are you Willie?

Are you Willie?

So RFK Jr. apparently,

we've just dropped off this head of a whale, right?

I have some further information I want to clarify and articulate specifically.

And this coming from, I guess, the New York Daily News.

And I found it on the drugs so you know it's true.

We talked about the daughter kick is her nickname.

Her 2012 interview with Town and Country.

She recounted that she was six years old when it did whale,

and she walked up on to a beach at Squat Island in Hianna's port.

Her father got wind of it.

And because he was fascinated by animal skulls and skeletons,

he went to the beach, lugging a chain saw, hacked off the whale's head,

and secured it to the family's minivan roof with bungee cords.

So.

It's more plausible.

It wasn't the entire carcass of the whale.

It was just the whale head.

Pop strapped on the Buick or pardon me.

Probably the Chrysler Town and Country back in those days.

Back then, back then.

Apparently kick was six years old at the time.

RFK Jr. is no stranger to roadkill telling reporters an Albany earlier this month.

He had a freezer full of it.

He's done everybody.

What?

What?

Oh, and then as I was, you know, finding this information,

I also saw Ben Affleck linked to kick Kennedy amid JLo divorce.

So apparently Ben Affleck, you know, now newly separated from JLo has been.

Spotted in LA with kick Kennedy, the child of RFK Jr.

Who told the story about the old man taking the chainsaw to the beach

and cutting off the head of the whale.

So that's how you bring it back to the, you know, current times, I guess.

I think that.

I mean, would you would that stick with you, man?

Yes.

I was going to say I traumatized for life.

Right.

You know what I'm saying?

Who's in blood and guts on top of dance?

Many van and you're riding home with plastic bags over your head.

Only the month they were hiding.

But I think it's fans wearing those plastic bags.

Come on, man.

I mean, I know I'm not a real outdoorsy guy, but I did have a chainsaw once in my life.

I know I'd use a chainsaw.

I've gone on and cut some things down with some wheels.

You know what happens?

You know what happens with chainsaws?

You get sawdust all over you.

What do you think was spraying out when he was cutting off this,

this whale's head.

He was covered in it.

So where do you think the brainworm came from?

I mean, I mean, he's got, he's got a freezer full of road kill.

What?

Yeah.

And he just endorsed Donald Trump.

No, it's not a weird, not a weird campaign, not a weird situation.

Meg is not weird at all.

Let me, let me point one thing out.

Just so you don't perceive my little buddy as being elitist.

But consider the fact he's a Kennedy.

He doesn't have to eat road kill.

You know, there's always been food in the cupboards.

He wants to eat road kill.

He needs, he needs to eat road kill.

That is a lifestyle choice.

He is made not out of necessity.

Not to feed his starving family.

Because we're not making light of the impoverished.

But you never met a broke Kennedy down.

Except in the brain.

I mean, definitely.

Definitely broke in the brain.

And I would predict.

That Trump, when he needs to mix it up like in October, um,

he's going to go tap out that will carcass dragon.

This is goat not dog eaten.

Brainworm heaven.

Robert Kennedy Jr.

And make him.

And the vice president instead of JD fans.

That's the upgrade from JD fans.

Well, if it's not Kennedy, it's Putin's favorite Tulsi Gabbard.

One or the other.

She's going to be the moderator of the town hall.

She's also joined the Trump campaign.

She'll be in La Crosse on Thursday.

I'll bring photos down.

Should we meet back here on Friday?

I'll tell you how it went.

All right.

Eight four four four nine six seven two seven nine.

Let's get to it.

Dick from the gay rise.

What's up, Dick?

Welcome.

What do you got for us?

Well, is he morphing towards Jeffrey Dahmer for crying out loud?

I don't know.

Presumably, it sounds like all these animals were dead prior to him picking that up.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Is he what clear fight if if Kennedy Jr.

has tried human flesh?

Is anyone asked?

Just didn't rule it out.

Let's hope.

And I'm wondering does he have any pets like right now?

Does he have pets?

Do you have a dog?

If I was one of his pets, I would see cover.

I'd rather go on a walk with Christy gnome.

But that I call about.

I heard a caller that from Stoden.

Todd all the show talking about that Harris has no plans for anything.

She maps out just about everything she wants to do for crying out loud.

First of all, she talks very a lot about housing.

In the sense of housing, this guy's whole thing is we don't need housing

because they're all illegal immigrants coming here that need it.

So massive deportation.

And we don't need any more housing.

Well, Dick, they're going to clear the parks and lacrosse of the homeless people

before the Trump rally anticipated on Thursday.

So you don't need homes.

You just move them along.

Right.

Right.

Yeah, you know how the song goes.

Dick, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

But the whole thing she maps out everything she talks about the price gouging.

What what is CJ listening to?

Well, I don't know not.

He doesn't know.

We appreciate you listening to us.

But I'm hearing a bit of us sacking in the background, man.

Don't care what CJ listens to.

He just sits there on hold indefinitely.

And when his time comes, he wasn't ready.

So he can sit there on hold for another two hours.

But if you're listening, you know,

I appreciate the call, dude, we talked a little bit about an op-ed

from the Wall Street Journal the other day.

And there's another another article in there today, Richard Rubin entitled

Mueller's

is it takes increases and cuts take shape taxes would go up for the high-income households, most American taxes would be unchanged or lower.

And many many parents would get new breaks.

So there are policy proposals out there.

From the Harris Walls campaign.

They have scheduled the first quote unquote interview together on CNN, this coming Thursday.

Now, that's not that's not going to alleviate, you know, mega's whining and moaning and bitching.

This is they're going to continue to do that because that's all they have to look at their guy.

They take their lead from Donald Trump who winds and moans and bitches about everything.

And that's kind of my way.

You know, you know, I'm talking about crudey.

I mean, we have the grievances on Fridays, but these cats do it every day.

It is.

And to my understanding, the tax plan as proposed right now, as it stands between Harris's plan and Trump's plan.

Well, Harris is geared towards, you know, more those without under 400,000 dollars of income would not see any tax increases whatsoever.

And she actually has offsets.

It would actually reduce the deficit over the course of 10 years, whereas Trump's plan, of course, gives tax breaks to the wealthy and adds to the deficit.

Again, these things, it's one thing to sit there and say, well, we don't know anything.

It's something to actively not look, not read, not understand, not compare what has been printed, what has been put out by both these campaigns on their tax policy.

It's there. The Wall Street Journal has it right now.

But if you let the Trump tax cuts sunset, especially the benefits for let's say private jet owners down, then how would Ron Johnson take his three family debt, private jets, I mean, and put them into service and to fleet and get all the tax benefits.

I think they need to be extended down or what would be the incentive for private travel to stay away from the rabble browsers like you and I on commercial airline flights.

I mean, I told you I saw Ron Johnson at Trump tower the Monday of the DNC and he told the audience the media assembled.

It's, it's tough being a billionaire, Tom. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. You know, not everyone can handle the pressure of being a billionaire.

Ron, Ron looks around that room and thinks, well, there might only be a couple of hundred millionaires here being Rick Scott, for example, he didn't say that, but he did say it was tough to be a billionaire.

I didn't share sentiment, Tom. When, when, when is, when, when a rich white man going to catch a break in this country.

Don wanted to tell you what Donald Trump had to say about Kamala Harris. Apparently they've locked down the debate details.

Oh, I don't know. I still see reporting that they have not nailed down whether or not the mics will be on. No, they have nailed down that right now. CNN reported Harris Camp says discussions ongoing over microphone muting as we speak the same what I'm seeing.

Man, I don't know. You're going to trust me or wolf blitzer where you get near source from Trump says hill debate. Harris of the nest is in most unfair ABC news.

If they're showing up and there will be either open or close mics, they're still going to debate. I think the Harris campaign is doing the reverse trick on them.

Reverse psychology. Oh, whatever you do. Don't think of the don't don't think of elements. Don't think of elephants. Whatever you do between now and the end of the commercial. Don't think of elephants.

But you're thinking of one right now. Well, I'm just thinking about cutting their heads off and putting my car driving them home. Well, I have a fascination with skulls and carnage.

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I'm this conversation about RFK junior over on MSNBC. They're calling him the Jeffrey Dahmer of the animal kingdom.

And somebody going on someone on the text line said, isn't that how serial killers get started?

So I'm saying, man, like I saw I think Rob Zombie redid Halloween and Michael Myers at the beginning of that particular version of it. Of course, John Carburners was the best, but zombies was pretty good. And they and they show a young Michael Myers, like, you know, snap on the next little animals.

Yeah, that's that's how so let's get started. Sure.

And by the way, Dom, just want to quote my source, just so you know, it's not me to blame if Beyonce doesn't show up.

Trump begrudgingly agrees to ABC news debate in bonkers rant with muted mics. That's a headline at the daily beast. You know, if it's not final, final, we'll find out soon.

And I know it's still being questioned, but here's a statement being made by the Trump campaign on the witch hunt indictment by George J. Smith. You want to hear some of this?

Oh, yes, let's not forget big, big, big news today, special counsel, Jack Smith, super seating indictment of Donald Trump. You got to clean up the language a little bit given the US Supreme courts.

Really, let's just say, well, here's what Trump is truthy, socialing, Dom, in an effort to resurrect a dead witch hunt in Washington, DC in an act of desperation.

And in order to save face the illegally appointed special counsel, deranged Jack Smith, no air quotes around that just to range Jack Smith, capital D has brought a ridiculous new indictment against me, which has all of the problems of the old indictment and should be dismissed immediately.

And that's all caps. His points, uh, his Florida document hoax case has been completely dismissed. He's talking about Eileen Cannon, his appointee to what the West Palm Beach federal court who said, well, baby Clarence Thomas has a point about the special counsel. Let's throw it out.

Well, that is not the January 6th, and I suspect at some point Smith will refile those charges. He, uh, he appealed that that ruling yesterday.

So anyways, Trump goes on to say that this is merely an attempt to all caps and appear with the election and distract the American people from the catastrophes.

Kamala Harris has inflicted on our nation.

I was interfering with an election is trying to overthrow the government after you lose the election. That's interfering with the election.

I mean, I cannot believe that we're still having this conversation. The guy called the mob. He sat on his ass for three plus hours while his supporters beat the hell out of cops with them blue liners. You know, you want order types.

Do you know Megas Republicans? What Donald Trump was doing for over three hours while his supporters breach the Capitol and beat the hell out of cops?

I'd like to know. Do you know what his involvement was? Do you know he was talking to the weeks leading up to it? Do you know who he talked to that day? Don't you think these are relevant questions that need answers?

I mean, I cannot believe that we're still doing this. I cannot believe that you make us would be like, oh, yeah, totally fine. They tried to overthrow the government this fine because it's our guy. Really? That that's how low you have sunk.

Um, it gets lower than that time.

Wait, wait. Oh, it's way worse. Uh, you know, Lindsey Graham, sort of a sick fan and bootleg for Donald Trump, Republican center from South Carolina, I do declare a do declare.

Now Lindsey side stepped questions on whether or not Trump should attend a January 6th award gala didn't want to quite go there.

Lindsey Graham side stepped a question Sunday about whether former president Trump should attend a January 6th award gala that will be hosted at his club in New Jersey next month.

So just over clear, this is not an event to honor the Capitol police or something of that sort. This is an event to honor the protesters, the criminals, the criminals.

The stand in the gap foundation will be hosting the event, dubbed the J6 awards gala on September 5th at the Trump golf club in bed, minister, New Jersey, according to announcement posted online.

And while Trump is listed as an invited guest speaker, Graham didn't say whether the former president should attend the event.

The question asked by Jake Tapper would it be a mistake for him to go.

And here's the the answer, don't see if you find it sufficient. Well, my views of January 6th, I was actually there that the people who broke into the Capitol and assaulted police officers are should go to jail.

They committed a crime. There are people very upset about the outcome of the 2020 election. I get it. But vice president Harris tried to raise bill money for people who burned many apples.

See where he's going here down. I don't like that either. So when it comes to parties condoning violence, I would say we both should knock it off in that regard.

So hosting a January 6th awards gala at your golf course is just the same as Kamala Harris supporting those that were gathered up in mass arrest and Minneapolis after the George Floyd protest. It's all same, same time.

Only the same. Yeah, only remember what January 6th participant participant in that he was willing to be the conduit of the fake electors for Wisconsin, Michigan, Wisconsin, you were Senator Ron Johnson. That guy.

Yeah, he was willing to deliver those to the vice president, because apparently the fake electors, the fraudulent, the paper insurrection time they had an arrived time time. So Ron said, let me get involved up to my albino eyebrows.

And let me be the delivery boy for the insurrection, the bank man, I prefer. But what do you say that day? I wasn't scared by the crowds marching upon us, not at all.

But if they do January 6th, crowds, if they'd been some black lives matter protesters, well, then, then, then I might have been a little nervous.

They brought Trump down to the secure room when BLM was in DC. Trump wanted to go to the Capitol with the insurrectionists during January 6th.

And he sat on his ass while his supporters beat the hell out of cops and tried to stop the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in US history.

I think those, those are, those are telling situations, certainly.

Official acts, immune from prosecution.

Perhaps not with this, the real line, shiny new indictment Jack Smith dropped it today, more devils.

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Bill from Okonomowak here next. Welcome bill. What do you got for us?

Hey, Bill.

Good afternoon, down the court. You got to help me. Why?

In God's green earth, do we have to give a microphone to a 34 time convicted silence already convicted of sexual assaults, 11 bankruptcies, which averages out to one every six years, and two impeachments.

There is no reason for America to give that guy a microphone.

Absolutely.

Believe that you're wrong, Bill.

I also believe that Harris is twice as tough as bite.

If she didn't, uh, debate that guy, she will destroy it.

And he all he does is lie. Why do we even give him acknowledgement? Help out. Thank you.

Well, Bill, because he is the nominee of the Republican party, because he is qualified and placed on ballots across all 50 states.

And because if we don't get out there and tell our friends the right thing to do vote for Harris, if case you're wondering, there's a chance this guy could still become the president again, because it's not about the number of votes.

It's about votes in like five or six states, including the swing states. And we don't know what, you know, RFK junior being on the ballot or Cornell West being on the ballot or Jill Stein being on the Wisconsin ballot.

All of them are now qualified for the ballot.

But I like the polling that would seem to suggest if you throw in the entire, the entirety of the ballot eligible, all the, all the third parties and Harris versus Trump.

Well, Harris is what a disaster.

About eight percent lead in the latest national market university law school poll and Bill, I totally disagree, man.

I want him on that stage.

I just want him debating against a candidate who's willing and prepared to whoop his ass and hand him his lunch. And I think that is Kamala Harris.

And I'm not saying that Hillary Clinton wasn't capable, but you got to turn off the mics. I believe because you can't let him stalk up on her and do those sort of things.

They should have a glass partition between the candidates, just in case he's got COVID.

Bill, I think that I agree with you in a couple of things. One, you know, as constitutional required, he qualifies, right? He went through the thing, he got nominated by his party.

This is what the megas want. This is the new Republican party.

Republican party is dead long live mega. This is what they want. He is the embodiment of what the megas and the Republicans of the GOP want.

They're down with that. They're down with the bankruptcy. They're down with the fraud. They're down with all of that.

It's all about access to the power, all about access to the money.

Donald Trump would not have gotten the reception he got when we saw him at the freedom, freedom, freedom summit in Iowa when he first came out back then it was Scott Walker was the bell of the ball.

But he would not have gotten that reception if it was not a billionaire quote unquote.

If he was an old guy yelling at the clouds without any money in his pocket, he would not have the quote unquote respect of the mega party, man.

And if you're talking about misogynistic racist ignorance that that is what embodies in Donald Trump and apparently, and I can't say that this applies to every single one of the megas and the former Republicans.

But as a leader of your party, if you embrace those attributes, if you embrace those those characteristics, it kind of like, you know, you want you want that to represent you.

It is now it's up up on them and they want this bill. They need this. They can't wait to have more of it.

I'd like to think that it's, it's, it's not endemic. It's not part of the of our fabric, but it is, man, it is.

And Donald Trump allows them to be that hell. They cheer him on when he talks that way.

Hey, they got the size of, yeah, we're about mass deportation. What?

So you know, let all the cows and Wisconsin go without milk, milking them.

Man, when I was working on my neighbor's farm, we had to milk them twice a day, every day, 365 days a year.

And if the majority of the farm labor in the state of Wisconsin is, is, uh, my migrants and the majority of those migrants are not here legally.

And you're going to pick all them up and ship them out of Dodge number one, those Republicans who employ them.

Well, they're going to go out of business because you can't get any of our kids these days. No one wants to work on the farm.

I don't want to work on the farm. The reason I worked on the farmers because the youngest kid of like 15 was a year older me here turned 18 and he didn't want to work on the farm.

So here's my job. So, uh, and compare that compare that to the uplifting and practical nature of the Kamala Harris and walls campaign.

Man, I'd like to think that we can appeal to our better selves, but Donald Trump does not do that. Man, people want to roll in the gutter.

They want to do the mud slinging. They want to be as mean as they can possibly be.

I mean, look at the, the, the J Weber situation here in the state of Wisconsin on I heart, man, they prop this guy up.

Oh, Tim Walls Gus.

Oh, if you, if this is, if this is an example of, of, of, of men in this country, we're screwed.

You blubbering bitch boy.

This guy is the number one rated right ring talk radio host in the state of Wisconsin on the number one stick at I heart in Milwaukee.

He's been up and on the air for three days, but he's still employed. We don't know that's what they want.

That's what they want.

Hey, that was a hell of a rant.

I mean, you went like three, four rabbit holes. See if they're man. I was trying to keep track. I was thinking to like keep scored home here.

You may, may I disagree with you now? Just let me, yeah, man, let me, my new rant.

One, I thought you devolved into Donald Trump because you went through the brambles.

You brought like four different rabbit holes into this conversation. All related, man.

Really? Cause I've heard the, the, the you farm in high school story once or twice about as many times as I've heard the Joe and Trish and free willy story.

But setting that aside for just a minute, Trump is not the Trump we saw in Iowa in Des Moines at the citizens United freedom, freedom, freedom summit caucus or whatever the hell we called it.

In what regard? He's diminished and he's diminished, not just in our eyes. I mean, he's the fat Elvis these days.

So when Bill says, doesn't deserve a platform A, we're not the ones giving or taking away the platform.

Although I will be at the rally on Thursday. So Bill, you couldn't ignore, but you don't have to listen to the Trump speaking.

But I would tell you he is a major party candidate.

And if nothing else, he is the shining example of what you should not do, living your life, you know, like negative example. Don't do this.

But I would say it's, it's the nature of the beast, man. This is politics. We choose.

And I want him cast out there. I want this fat Elvis on the stage, debating Kamala Harris.

And I want to enjoy the evening with lots of friends down. I'm working diligently to book a watch party for September 10th.

I've got many leads. You know, that is a busy night in the city of Madison. But I think I got a venue and I'm pretty damn sure we're going to put on a party.

And we're going to watch Kamala Harris and old fat Elvis, he's studying, devastating defeat. He's going to want to quit the sport in the ring that night.

I have no doubt she's going to hand him his ass because he's nine years older than when we met him.

And he's not better. He's out of material. And it's so still. I mean, this guy is trying to jump the shark backwards. It is so old and so still that I think compared and contrast on the stage with Kamala Harris.

Mike, son, Mike's off either way. This guy's going to get crushed because he's old and he can't stay on point. Sounds a little bit like you telling that last red story.

Come on, man. It was related to the mass migration was related to the policies of what the mega's want. Of course, it makes total sense because if they would actually happen, they would, they would, they would drive up labor costs in this one. Dude, they would drive up inflation.

It would be if there was actual mass deportation. Yes, they go through the attempt. Of course, man, this is what I'm saying. You know what I think the greater problem is what this is what the mega's want to.

They think they want it. Those Republicans in northern Wisconsin who are employing these quote unquote illegal migrants on their farms. That's what they want. They want the cheap labor. They go away. They might vote for Trump, but they need the labor. What are you going to do then?

I'm going to take a collar. I believe it might be my mailman, Matt from Middleton. Welcome, Matt. What do you got for us? Hey, Matt.

I just wanted to comment about your opinion on messaging and first of all, are you my mailman, Matt from Middleton or a different man from Middleton?

I am your mailman. Nice. Nice. Well, I just moved today. So please forward the mail up to the, up to the cap. I think I put something in the mailbox there for you.

Sorry to interrupt, Matt.

Um, well, I just, it occurs to me that a mega is a very extreme party. And I never hear from Democrats calling them out as extremists because they are.

And the equivalent for Democrats to be that extreme, we'd have to be calling for communism or something. I don't know what are after birth abortions.

That's how extreme Democrats are according to the fiction of Fox News and Donald Trump, Matt. I mean, that would be a pretty extreme, uh, circumstances post birth abortion.

That would be extreme in my book. But that's how they're characterizing us, Matt, or, or the left.

Yeah. And, and we've never been as extreme as they are. And they seem to get away with it in the media and everything else. They're never called out for it.

I think this cycle has changed, Matt. Don't you think the insertion of Kamala Harris into this cycle, this former prosecutor? Don't you think it's changed everything?

And I think that's the only argument to use is that Kamala is far lefty because she did have some policies when she was running that were a bit to the left, but that's not her today.

She could have been a moderate Republican and they'd call her a communist left as a matter what you are or are not. They will call you what they want.

Anyway, Matt, thanks for the call, man. Certainly appreciate it. The post birth abortion thing. Come on. I got a, I got an uncle who's probably a trupper. I don't know where is that this year, but let's just call him probably a trupper.

And I remember when we were naughty when we were talking helmet. And he used to tell me it's never too late for an abortion.

And that was kind of stuck with me. No, it's not post birth abortion. It's called murder murder.

One thing, AP reporting 238 people who worked for former president HW Bush, former president George W. Bush, former Arizona Senator John McCain, and Utah Senator Mitt Romney, call their fellow, quote, moderate Republicans and conservative independence to join them in backing Harris and her running mate walls over Trump and Vance.

Of course, we have plenty of honest ideological disagreements with vice president Harris and governor walls, the Republicans wrote noting the significance of a handful of battleground states that prove crucial to Biden's limited majority in 2020. That's to be expected.

The alternative, however, is simply untenable untenable 238 former Republicans, big shots, staffers in these administrations. I mean, get the list out, man, if you don't believe me, a crudey, do you believe them?

Dominic, have you seen the piece Larry David's opinion piece over at the Washington Post? My post birth abortion?

No, I have not. I tell you what, let me save it. We'll bring it back. Larry David from Curb your enthusiasm. He has a biting satirical piece at the Washington Post. My only fear, the Trumpsters aren't going to see the humor.

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A lot of presidential level and vice presidential level political events. I just want to run a couple down right in our backyards.

First and foremost, we got JD Vance and the peer Wisconsin Green Bay area tomorrow. So, you know, make a note of it. Do what you do when JD Vance comes to town.

I would say.

Boo this man.

But beyond that, I will be at the lacrosse center on Thursday and the event is a Donald Trump town hall moderated by Tulsi Gabbard.

So, we will be like the pregame show before the Trump town hall. At least I will be.

Donald, do it from the studio because you never know. Trump might not pay the inner web bill and everything could crash. You never can't tell.

That's why you tune in. It's the live radio experience. And then and no plans yet on Monday. But Tim and Gwen walls. Maybe you've heard of them.

The new vice presidential nominee. And the second lady in waiting are going to be at labor fest. And that's not official. They're going to be in Milwaukee on Monday.

But it is labor fest and you know, summer fest grounds. What a great place to host governor Tim walls and his wife, wife, Gwen. So expect to see them there.

But back to this Larry David piece at the Washington Post. And Trump and his ill kid been talking about the Democrats in their extreme policy of post birth abortion.

A little bit from a colony wrote. And this is satirical. Just in case you're C.J. and you don't understand the difference.

Now, what do you say satirical? What does that mean?

Well, I'm going to read a Trump from quote from Donald Trump. And then Larry David's going to express, you know, his opinions and response to Trump.

It must be remembered that the Democrats are the radical ones on this position because they support abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month.

The concept of having an abortion the later months and even execution after birth. And that's exactly what it is. The baby is born. The baby is executed after birth. And it's unacceptable.

And almost everyone agrees with that. Yeah, almost everyone does agree with that. Almost everyone thinks murder is bad. Yes.

Except for Larry David, who writes, he's right. We do support executions after birth. In fact, many Democrats support execution of kids up till age four or until they start kindergarten.

No, Larry David writes, satirically, I respect their opinions, but that's a little late for my taste. I'm good. Till about two and a half.

I've never said this publicly, but my wife, Delma and I had a poor post birth abortion. And it was just minutes after the baby was born. It was in my 30s when I met the girl of my dreams.

We shared much in common, especially our belief in post birth abortions. In fact, that was one of my questions on our first date, because it would have been a big red flag for me if she didn't.

Thankfully, she was even more adamant about them than I was. It was a match made in heaven as he writes. A few months after we got married, Delma told me she was pregnant.

When she went into labor, I watched in Oz, our baby emerged from the womb. After our son was swaddled, the doctor showed him to my wife, went a bit of an odd reaction.

I wouldn't call it a wince. It was more of a gasp of surprise, but not in a good way. When the doctor showed him to me, I didn't say out loud what I was thinking, but the acronym WTF crossed my mind, following by O M F G.

Could those be my jeans granted? I'm no Mr. America, but I'm certainly not so unsightly as to produce that.

It was my grandfather, who I always called trigger because of his resemblance to Roy Rogers horse, the culprit, do horse based jeans like bald and skipping generation.

Maybe the problem was thumbless side, but that was not the time to explore that I was disappointed to say the least.

But the thought of doing anything about it, head and cross my mind, Delma bless her heart was the one who brought it up. No way I'm taking him home.

He's embarrassing. Am I supposed to show that monster to my parents and my friends? I can't even look at him without cringing. Again, this might be satirical CJ just telling you Larry David the author.

This is published at the Washington Post a little bit more. I had to admit she had a point. I turned to the doctor. He was wearing a Jimmy Carter campaign pen. So I had no qualms about asking his opinion.

The doctor pushed his lips. I completely agree with her. I even had to look away for a moment when I pulled him out. He's not going to have an easy life looking like that. So if you want to do it, now's the best time.

And Larry David writes, fortunately, fortunately we live in California. A lot of people around the country had a drive out of state for their post birth abortions. What a drag that must have been before podcast.

I turned to Thelma you down. She didn't hesitate. Yeah, let's do it. The doctor nodded and took the grotesque into another room. Thelma who had been in a fell mood since the kid came out propped up. Hey, maybe we can go to skips party now.

Yeah, I thought skips party. I'd be sorry to miss that. Sure, why not? Nothing stopping us. But are they going to ask about the baby? Yes, so what they're going to be a lot of post birth abortion is there.

John and Patti had one. Jim and Rhea offered twins. Oh, yeah, right. The twins. Yeah, let's go have fun. In with that, the doctor returned. Well, he gushed rubbing his hands together. All done. We can go now. Excellent. Thelma said, getting out of bed. As we gathered our things, I reached in my pocket for the parking ticket. But of course, per usual, it wasn't there. I checked out my pockets twice. No ticket. Why is this always happened to me? Why could I have done with it? I know the guy handed it to me.

The doctor came through. There it is on the floor. Phew. I effusively think the doctor for everything is a wheeled Thelma of the hospital. I couldn't help but wonder when she might be ready to try again.

Folks, where the devil's have kids. Thanks for listening. Thanks. You rich and I'll take to buy it. I'm doing it without me. Lift them up. Like a great episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.