This must stop!

Isn’t it time to stop turning the clocks back an hour? Some states have done away with it, what about us? I’ve been told if we stop it’ll throw our ‘system of time’ off and centuries from now we’ll be dark when it’s ‘day’. I’m not a scientist but I say let’s give it a try and see what happens. In the meantime, don’t forget to set your clocks back one hour tomorrow night. Cool, an extra hour of election ads to listen to! Now, I’m off to find the manual on how to set the time on the stove.